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Title: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Superhitech on October 27, 2014, 12:15:09 AM
Conspiracy theorys, while are not real, they are entertaining and sometimes funny to read. Let's make some conspiracy theories about bitcoin!

My first one: Look at the top right of the forum, next to simple machines. There's a triangle with a circle in the middle. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Vod on October 27, 2014, 12:16:45 AM
God created bitcoin because he hated spreading viruses in the collection pot!


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: pedrog on October 27, 2014, 01:11:44 AM
Bitcoin was invented by the 13 inbred Terrorist European Bloodlines of the Terrorist organization and Devil Worshipers cult Illuminati to reduce human population to 500 million people.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: jaberwock on October 27, 2014, 01:18:42 AM
Satoshi was a druglord that wanted to laundry some billions, then he created and pumped BTC so he could easily do it.



Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: nikkoy on October 27, 2014, 01:40:12 AM
BITCOIN was created to abolish other currencies and start a NEW WORLD ORDER!


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Superhitech on October 27, 2014, 01:49:15 AM
BITCOIN was created to abolish other currencies and start a NEW WORLD ORDER!

You mean the new bit order, powered by the bitilluminati


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: ezreal on October 27, 2014, 02:12:45 AM
The new world order needed a new currency.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Cannotthinkofusername on October 27, 2014, 02:31:47 AM
BITCOIN was created to abolish other currencies and start a NEW WORLD ORDER!

You mean the new bit order, powered by the bitilluminati

YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on October 27, 2014, 06:43:13 AM
There's a very active user on this former that acts dumber than he really is.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Jocuserious on October 27, 2014, 07:16:32 AM
There's a very active user on this former that acts dumber than he really is.

There are very active users on this forum that act dumber than s(he) really are.

-Fixed it for you


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Rewap on October 27, 2014, 07:50:00 AM
BITCOIN was created to abolish other currencies and start a NEW WORLD ORDER!

You mean the new bit order, powered by the bitilluminati

YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!

LOL.. I like the word "bitilluminati"


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: nikkoy on October 27, 2014, 08:40:07 AM
BITCOIN was created to abolish other currencies and start a NEW WORLD ORDER!

You mean the new bit order, powered by the bitilluminati


LOL. good quote. :) . xD


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on October 27, 2014, 11:56:49 AM
okay, fine. my contribution.

Bitcoin is God.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: vm1990 on October 27, 2014, 01:14:18 PM
Bitcoin wasn't created by a person but by the internet itself


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: bitbaby on October 27, 2014, 01:36:32 PM
Several files of alien research point to one inescapable fact, Bitcoin was created by Aliens!


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: DarkHyudrA on October 27, 2014, 01:40:18 PM
Satoshi is actually a bank, and when Bitcoin becomes "universal" this bank will be ready for it since it holds too much BTC.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: b!z on October 27, 2014, 07:56:45 PM
i am bitcoin


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: vm1990 on October 27, 2014, 08:13:02 PM
i am bitcoin

i don't believe you  :D


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: sickhouse on October 28, 2014, 01:12:00 AM
Ok, here goes nothing;

Bitcoin is the perfect way to get a new currency for NWO, make it to look like some genious came up with it, wait a few years for it to establish then we have a global currency which everyone is forced to use. :) Hopefully that's not the case though.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: b!z on October 28, 2014, 01:12:24 AM
i am bitcoin

i don't believe you  :D

bitcoin believes you


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: BlindMayorBitcorn on October 28, 2014, 01:17:51 AM
There's a very active user on this former that acts dumber than he really is.

Did something happen to his head involving a railroad spike?  Because that was the CIA thing to do back then I hear...


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on October 28, 2014, 02:09:12 AM
There's a very active user on this former that acts dumber than he really is.

Did something happen to his head involving a railroad spike?  Because that was the CIA thing to do back then I hear...

This thread makes my dimples hard.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: galdur on October 28, 2014, 02:15:47 AM
Here´s a convenience theory for you. Astute traders have been into the 100% sure thing all year: borrow all they can lay their hands on of bitcoin and all the smaller crap, dump right away and maybe cover later or in most cases never.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: rockyrotcoin on October 28, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
Satoshi Nakamoto is a group of Americans who are doing everything to take over the country


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Daniel91 on October 28, 2014, 12:40:36 PM
Satoshi Nakamoto is man who want to rule the world, destroy all other world currencies and build one world government, one world bank and financial regulation.
In fact, this is maybe true, not just another conspiracy theory about bitcoin :)


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: jennifer21 on October 28, 2014, 03:16:27 PM

In fact, this is maybe true, not just another conspiracy theory about bitcoin :)

All conspiracy theorists, think that theyre story is true. So lol.


Title: Re: Let's make conspiracy theory's about bitcoin!
Post by: Superhitech on October 29, 2014, 12:32:52 AM
Satoshi Nakamoto is man who want to rule the world, destroy all other world currencies and build one world government, one world bank and financial regulation.
In fact, this is maybe true, not just another conspiracy theory about bitcoin :)

The flaw is that Bitcoin is decentralized. Unless *plot twist* Bitcoin suddenly becomes centralized