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I run a web hosting company that accepts BTC through BitPay as well as traditional currencies and am in the process of getting a complete website design remodel as well as a crazy/friendly mascot character to go with the name. The site link is in my signature.

I'm looking for a fresh cool maybe crazy spontaneous slogan. Nothing generic like "Web Hosting Solutions" -- something unique and different.

Don't be shy and offer as many slogans as you want. :)

If I like it enough to use your slogan I'll send a bitcoin your way!

A bit for your bytes!

"dont get dizzy, go to tizzy (-tazzy)" how about that?


you could setup another ad on www.fiveminutecoin.com (http://www.fiveminutecoin.com) with that slogan ;)

It has to be user friendly to the common, no techy mobo jumbo.

Get hosTIZZied ! :D

Instantly install blogs, forums, ecommerce sites and more with TizzyTazzy!

Grab it by the shaft.

Perfect if you are making hockey sticks.

If I can TizzyTazzy, you can too!

Want webhosting easy breezy? Go with TizzyTazzy.

or

Want webhosting easy peasy? Go with TizzyTazzy.

Hosting got you frustrated in a tizzy? Try Tizzy-Tazzy!

A Hosting Service for YOU

Friendly service, downright sexy pricing.

Tiz? Taz! Webservers!

(I give up)

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

If we entice you, you must object!
Avoid fools who hate knowledge!
Dwell safely and fear no evil.
Where wisdom is better than gold.
The shining light of service.
Looking Forward.
A way of life.
Wisdom, Integrity and Guidance.
Rooted in strength and honour.
We are the heart of imagination.
Diligence and commitment are our path to service.
A faithful ambassador.
Wise men praise our prudence/excellence/diligence!
Knowledge is easy, because we understand.
Among wisdom, there is favour.
We do not intermeddle with your joy.
Remaining prudent while the simple inherit folly.
True service delivers commitment.
We are the fountain of excellence!
A sound network is the life of business.
Our strong confidence is your place of refuge!
The wise geek uses knowledge rightly!

Tizzy hosting for Tazzy prices!

^^ This is worth more than 1 BTC ;)

Pa da pa pa pa, I'm lovin it!

Another tip, this slogin goes in the logo, so you don't have TizzyTazzy IN the slogan. So don't use the word TizzyTazzy.

Don't get your Tizz in a Tazz

It's not free if you have to work for it, now is it?

No free lunch...

The Host with the Most!

Keep hosting beautiful!
May or may not suit indecisive people.
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Better than Gilligan's Island!
If it doesn't fit, break it.
Millions of webz served daily.
Best tubes on the internet.
So great it hurts!
Goes up to eleven!
Just ... because.
Neither impossible nor absurd.
We don't serve Apache here.
It's not a game if you win.
Your lucky color.
So great we're awesome.
Happiness for hire!
No worries, man.
Ask not what you can do for us.
Web hosting with added love.

Dizzy with the hosting whatnots? Go/Get to Tizzy!

Tizzy Tazzy
Hosting that never zzzzzz

(Selling for 2BTC)

Your site your way

Hosting your way

[ Let us help you ] Create your place  [ on the Web ]

What hosting was meant to be

A new way of thinking about web hosting

Learn to love web hosting

Web hosting - empowering people

[ Find | Reclaim ] your [ freedom | power ] [ to create ]

The host with the most




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Hosting the world.

Or

Hosting the world, now.

"I dont always host with excellence, but when I do, I choose Tizzy."

"the best host from coast to coast."

"We treat you like a bro, and don't screw you like a ho"

Doesn't get more professional sounding then that.

Even if you're really spazzy,
you can't mess up with Tizzy Tazzy  ;D

TizzyTazzy:
We have internets!

Another tip: Think outside the box, I mean wayy outside the box, like crazy insanely outside the box.

Quality web hostings providings

hahaha nice!

My attempts:

If you don't use TizzyTazzy, then urafaget

Use TizzyTazzy! OR ELSE (insert threat if you please)

Don't be Tizzy! Be a Tazzy, come and join the Nazi party!



I should also probably mention, to keep this more fun, I haven't read the OP, so I don't know what this slogan is for besides I figure it has to do with TizzyTazzy whatever that is, because people keep throwing it into their posts.

You usually don't put the site name in the slogan and I suggested not doing this.

How about "We know quality, we know you"

Edits*

or

Roam with us and you will never roam alone.

or

 Web Hosting Solutions
 ✔Affordable ✔Reliable ✔Fast ✔30 Day Money Back ✔BitPay Accepted
// Instantly install blogs, forums, ecommerce sites and more with TizzyTazzy!

So original and outside the box! Give this man a cookie  bitcoin!

Web Hosting powered by currency backed by drugs.

Powered by meerkats.
Better than a kick up the backside.
Connecting the intertubes for you.
Chocolate flavored hosting.
Hosting how Spock would do it.
Not your grandmother's internet.
More megabytes per gallon.

9001 Satisfied and counting...

"We have a Tizzy over web hosting"

Tizzy Tazzy: Domains, websites and everything* in between!

come on through to a different view
set sails for a better place
sound of store city
one step beyond
the power of the strong keeps us moving on

"We backup, when you don't"

"We put the byte back into the bark."

This is fun, have to waste another hour or so before the big weekend. :)

Are you in the Mint Race?

The architect of dreams (for my upcoming film production company on real life once a plan and paperwork is sorted)
Send BTC to my sig please if you like it. :)

ohh, movies too.


"Real Life is but a Fiction on the Internets"

Or

Fictionless, Adventures in Time.

We serve you water, not whine.

Longevity since 2012.

We always get it up.

Host THIS!

Simplifying complexity.

Simplify your world.

Building roam one day at a time.

Edit:  Yowza!

"om nom nom"

"Bo knows how to serve."

"Woof Woof"

"STFU and Take this."

"Putting the Talk into your Walk"

"Our box is bigger than your box."

"Taking the Haze out of the Cloud."

"Tsk Tsk Take This."

"Tizzle me once, Tazzle me twice"

This is funny, you offer a bounty and get all kinds of useless shit.

throw ya shit on air like u just don't care

Ranger Smith Approved.

Two Deep, Four choices.

Check this, Mate.

The Whole 9.14400 Meters

Coffee and Pi on Sale.

Double Slits, buy 1 get 2 free.

"Quacks like a web host"

lol

Don't get Goxxed/Zhoutonged, get Tazzed!

Or, my personal favourite: We never hosted Bitcoinica!

Gone Phishing, back in 3.14 Nanoseconds.

Ok, I got a little chuckle there.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Other hosts suck
We're here for you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We are cheap
And you are too

Roses are red
Violence is not the answer
Shirt and shoes required
Kill

I like the first 2, except I edited the second one.

Last stanza is a little off.

Unless, oh yes... Deep Agents activated. I'm on it.

"Taking Out the Competition."

J/K  

Cloudz -> Tubez -> Tizzy Tazzy
or
Cloudz -> Tubez -> Tizzy Tazzy => You
or
Cloudz -> Tubez -> Tizzy Tazzy => Me
or
Cloudz -> Tubez -> Tizzy Tazzy => Worldz

Not only will we host your site, you can sleep with our wives!

"Been there, Done That"

urmom

LOL, and to continue:

"urmom will never know"

"Other host don't think it be like it is, but we do"  --Oscar Gamble

"We show you what you want."

lol we need a new slogan not our old one!

lol just got reading all the new slogans.. very funny shit but i need something that will one day be great in a commercial

Customer Service is our #1 Priority.. :) can't go wrong there

Too generic boring and over used.

"Bam Bam Dilla"

LoL... Their all boring and over used.. Pick a funny one :)

You're doing it wrong anyways. You are waiting to see one 'you' like. Just make one up, you'll like it.

Let's do it like an agency. We'll tell you what you like and back it up by providing tons of documentation on focus groups and their reactions to it.

So, pick a few good ones here and make a poll. There are some good ones here.

Connecting what matters.

oohh oohh I got it.


"Get on the Bus with us."

I can even see the commercial.

Your digital real estate.
Build your digital window.
Build with bits here.
Because there are two worlds.
Luckily you wont need bricks and cement.

"It's a bit, it's a byte, No it's TizzleTazzle"

"Razzle Dazzle with TizzleTazzle."

"Don't even consider us, if we don't pay the bounty."

KFC without the KYC.

Ok.  How about this.


"Get your pole wet with Tizzy!"

or

"Go balls deep with Tizzy!"

have an itch for a bitch? Use our hosting!

Hosting your mom.
Rule 34 on hosting.
We lube your tubes.

Wow, that got dirty quick.

no one said they couldn't be dirty.

LOL...... No Porn in here, I promise :) <--- that would attract the minority of the interwebs that doesn't use for porn

"No PITA for you"

"Cheaper than your mom"

No u.

lol

Our service is harder (to use) than a guy who swallowed an entire bottle of Viagra

"We're the reason you're in therapy"

"Keeping you awake at night is our #1 priority."

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool, or you'll end up like me, with more viruses than windows XP

We are going to be "thinking outside the box," so we can situate ourselves back in the box, but in a somewhat better position.
The man in a box says, "Help, I'm stuck in a box!"
We help you connect the nine dots.
OK, I see the sand. Now, where's the bicycle?
Our use of perception management strategies gives you greater satisfaction.
Unperceived reality is not necessarily unreal.
Parallel thinking so you don't have to.
No need to worry about catch phrases here.
Zero grams of trans fat.
Instead of following the market, we create it.
Augmented cognition makes the web feel good.
37% of those reporting multiple concussions still surf the web.
Making your vision accessible.
Our brand, our management principles and our plan, help you build yours.

You know there was an Army Group that talked like that?
Their challenge went without a response.
People needed the response to respond.
Walking is better than Riding.
A perceived reality is better than an unperceived reality.
Parallel Thinking in a multiverse is not thinking at all.
Grams of Fat help weather a famine.
Leverage is nothing but a lever on a Fulcrum.
The Cat was never in the box but watching those who put him in the box.

Ok, lol, we're to far out there.

1) Tizzy In & Tazzy out
2) Tizzing & Tazzing Daily
3) Tizz-In & Tazz-Out
4) Bring your Tizz and leave with a Tazz
5) Tizzy-Tazzy Here we come
6)  Go TizzyTazzy!
7) Start as a Tizzy & Leave as a Tazzy
8.) Tizz & Tazz
9) Biz with Bits & Tizz with Wizz
10) Bit-Tizz & Coin-Tazz

11) Come & Join TizzyTazzy. We Have been Proudly Serving our customers
12) Join TizzyTazzy and experience satisfactory results!
13) Come Join TizzyTazzy and experience a Whiz of satisfactory!

Just read that Tizzy-Tazzy not included in slogan.
Re-working of idea.

Saw the usage of:
We know quality, We know you

Try:

1) Quality is our passion
2) We know you want Quality
3) Satisfactory & Quality is our passion
4) We value our customers the most
5) Customers is what makes us
6) Quality is our trait
7) Value & Quality is our passion
8.) Quality & Value is what we do
9) We value loyalty the most
10) Loyalty, Quality & Satisfactory is what we do


Above is based on perspective on customers,
as a company that shows loyalty, and values
quality and satisfactory is definitely a must have.

Unique and different.

"Tizzy Tazzy.  A relatively acceptable hosting solution."

"Web hosting that sucks a bit less."

About as Unique as a 3rd grade art project.

well im not unique... about as average as a morning poop

some matrix adaptations :)

1) Choice, the problem is choice.
2) We've been waiting for you.
3) Hosting that which matters most.
4) It is purpose that created us.
5) It is purpose that defines us.

or pick your own: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234215/quotes
;)

You smoke the blunts? we smoke the blunts.


Here's a vid to go along with it: http://youtu.be/W-xKUU5sWS4

We shave outside the box.


 :D

We don't host you in the cloud, we host you in heaven.

Cheesy, I know lol

"No BTC hacks here ... yet"

1) We are hosting.

2) Your slaves in hosting.

3) We spell SERVICE uppercase.


...and of course ...

4) We've tricked hundreds of users into brainstorming at the bitcoin forum by offering a lousy 1 BTC reward so we are smart enough to host your sh*t!  ;D

GooD Morning, Vietnam !!!

No Hax0rs, Guaranteed... Guaranteed refers to no hacks within 3.14 Nanosecond of payment being received minus the time it takes to actually register minus 1 day. We are not responsible for any hackers that hack into your account and steal all data before destroying it.

I don't think too many of us care about the 1 BTC, its more fun to come up with cheesy or offensive lines.

We thought we had tricked users into brainstorming at a bitcoin forum by offering a lousy 1 BTC reward to host their sh*t, but it turns out they learned of a new place to hack so that they could host their sh*t for free and take all of our BTC and left a message saying next time pay more for bounty or else.

Yeah, normally I would charge around BTC 2000-5000 for slogans like this - but today just 1 BTC. What a bargain... ;D

 ??? Paying you that much for just quoting my slogan? :o Well... keep on trying...

I'm just kidding..... My english is adequate and my french is broken :P

Back to topic.

Here's another multi-trillion-satoshi one:

5) We host your site. Our competition hosts its funeral.

How about this:

"We think outside the box"

Don't get caught sleeping, or BTC will pass you buy. <Drops gauntlet.>

We must have super powers, guaranteed uptime thousands of hours.
Get a calculator, do the math, we get it done.
What's our favorite words? Let's go!
It's time to let the whole world see your genius.
Your servers crash and burn, stand back, we got it.
Other companies not doin it right? We got this.
Don't let'em test your cool, we got you covered.
Don't deal with the hard times day after day, we got you covered/we'll take care of it.
Let us help you help yourself.
We sell you stuff you might kill for.
So much skill in a network stack.
They didn't teach you computers in school, let our geeks handle it.
You pay your bills and don't drink too much...we're like that.
Ten years from now, where will you be?
Try'in to survive in the wild wild web?...We're here for ya.
Be inteligent, commit to excellence.
Tired of other hosts runnin their mouth, we can help you get out.
Funky, funky web service.
We drop our prices low, like there's money on the floor.
We got a badass network, like gigabits.
We know you wonder what it is...it's the lifestyle that we live.
If you don't like our service you can go to hell.
Ain't no host like the one I got.
We'll help make your fat knot fatter.
All top notches gotta stay on top.
Be careful, our host sauce is spicy.
You can't be a better host than me, you don't have a chance.
When your standing their staring at the ocean, we help you manage with hosting.
Don't walk around barefoot, eating a cheese sandwhich when you could be hosting here.
Everbody loves our sk1llz.
We'll hook you up, like sweet!
Don't let'em do you dirty, we got this.
You can't be what you can't see.
No unemployed bigshots here.
Don't be acting snobby, we're not havin' that.
Like gin on ice we're doing that, smoothly.
So much code fu our name should be Bruce Lee.
Don't be fake, get in where you fit in.
What happened to your network status, did you loose it?
It's not how long you code, it's what you put in it.

Our uptime is over 9000%

Don't be a loser, be a User.

Grok the Geek.

Grep the prep.

Prop the shill.

Chilling the Filing.

Tricky Geeky.

Hit the hay while you pay.

Chopper Hoppers.

Putting the Meat into the Beat.

ßeta Meta Data

People Purchase Servers Under Colocation KVM Stands.  Uh.. oh...

We pay the Piper, you follow :)

21 Jumper Streek

TizzleTazzle, to tell the truth.

Pay to Stay, Stay to Play.

Walk the Line with Our Schtick.

4 Schemes, 2 Currencies, 1 Place

Whilst typing here, I've Bitcoind there.

Later Gators.

Dun and Done, Did It.

Nooky Time with Beer and Boots.

We host, don't take hostage.

"Tizzy Tazzy is our name and hosting is our game."


My addy is under the avatar.

edit: you said good for a commercial... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtdKBYwH4OQ

"Give me T, give me an I, double Z and a Y"  :D

"Don't tiz me bro !"

or, more seriously,

"Dizzy ? Get snazzy ! Tizzy-Tazzy !"

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"Don't tiz me bro" should win.

+1

;D They're all hostages!

now plam someone off with just a lousy btc and roll off your marketing campaign earning plenty of $

No, that's seriously our name.

From ashes to hashes.

Tizzy just answered in other thread (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=83921.0):

LOL... Like another member said.. You are not going to like any of them.. Make one up yourself....

Who says the site even needs a slogan? If you're that worried about brand marketing I reckon you work on the name first.

"A host that doesn't need to boast."

TizzyTazzy hosting so snazzy

The Boat needs someone at the rudder, but it appears TizzyTazzy has abandoned ship, ahead of the women and children even. Would have been nice to get some feedback on which ones were moving in the direction he's happy with, list like.
I can easily come up with 50 a day, but at what value? For someone so uninvolved and careless, it makes you go, ehh.
We haven't even gotten to the cloud words yet. I guess I can cancel the focus group scheduled for June and the mall surveys scheduled for July.

Maybe you should do something similar to the insurance taste tests.

Ah... Yea, but it can quickly go into the other focus groups.

TizzleTazzle t'aint worth schlitz.

Bumweiser ain't got Schlitz on us.

Tsk Tsk TizzleTazzle.

We promise to not like anything you say.

What we say goes.

No Minorities Allowed

President Bush likes us.

We don't have a slogan.

or

Slogans are for pussies.