Title: The new president Post by: awesome31312 on November 09, 2014, 09:18:04 PM The results are in, out of 100,000 people, about five people voted for me, and two other guys voted for artifically resurrected Stalin
It's quite obvious that the majority of you CHOSE to vote me in Therefore, I am the new president. Here are my policies: == Abortion == Abortion is okay, as long as it is fully funded by your taxes. All sex is rape, and rape leads to abortions, therefore, since men cause 101.2% of all rapes, there needs to be a Don't worry, it's perfectly voluntary, as long as you pay. == Gay marriage == Gay marriage is fine too, as long as all marriages are documented by the state. For your safety, you need to tell Just don't marry an undocumented immigrant, because that would make you a terrorist. == Foreign policy == For your safety, we need to declare war on There is a lot to be discussed, but I unfortunately cannot discuss it because we are living in rape culture. Title: Re: The new president Post by: Elwar on November 10, 2014, 08:54:01 AM After reading your stances, I am very interested in hearing artifically resurrected Stalin's stances.
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