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Title: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on November 11, 2014, 10:09:06 AM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: tattooist on November 11, 2014, 11:45:12 AM
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you  :-X


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Vod on November 11, 2014, 11:47:29 AM
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you  :-X

You just blew your own cover.  Secret agents are very well trained in English.  :)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: tattooist on November 11, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you  :-X

You just blew your own cover.  Secret agents are very well trained in English.  :)

that extra o was there to throw you off  :D


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Vod on November 11, 2014, 12:22:45 PM
I warn you, if you ever blow my cover here ...I will have too kill you  :-X

You just blew your own cover.  Secret agents are very well trained in English.  :)

that extra o was there to throw you off  :D

Ah, see?  I just blew my cover for nothing!   :(


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: kassadin on November 12, 2014, 03:18:59 AM
uh.. lol.

someones been watching too much 24 hrs.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: rollitup on November 12, 2014, 01:42:35 PM
I think James Bond 007 is here somewhere but I think hes shagging some lamp post.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: naypalm on November 12, 2014, 04:26:02 PM
Nope, Nothing to see here.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: deepestfear on November 12, 2014, 04:56:49 PM
They don't call me 008 for nothing  ;)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Rengar on November 12, 2014, 05:00:41 PM
theres this new project we call bitcoin. we must take it down.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: hilariousandco on November 12, 2014, 05:00:50 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Malin Keshar on November 12, 2014, 05:03:17 PM
If they are secret then they won't reveal their ids ???


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Stinky_Pete on November 12, 2014, 08:52:39 PM
I can neither confirm or deny that.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on November 15, 2014, 10:30:18 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bitkilo on November 15, 2014, 10:36:33 PM
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Lethn on November 15, 2014, 10:53:28 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: coolcoin on November 16, 2014, 12:13:17 AM
Hi, I'm agent 7,000,000,000. Nice to meet you.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on November 16, 2014, 08:50:13 AM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?

No it is not. Read about satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bitkilo on November 16, 2014, 09:14:07 AM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?

No it is not. Read about satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Point, but if the member here is portraing himself as Mr Tarbell working as a secret agent on this forum then he is breakink the law by misleading the other members that he really is a secret agent. This is not a play.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Doyouwantkgbcutyourass? on November 16, 2014, 02:39:21 PM
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

ha ha ha...  You are a funny guy...


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bornil267645 on November 16, 2014, 02:43:18 PM
00BTC Well if they reveal themselves, they won't be secret agent anymore, would they? 8) 8) 00BTC


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: roslinpl on November 16, 2014, 02:54:00 PM
They call me "Agent 0.07 BTC".
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.

My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.

:-)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on March 31, 2015, 02:39:36 PM
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

Oh, please, don't kill me too much! lol


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: (oYo) on March 31, 2015, 08:49:53 PM
I can neither confirm or deny that.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/54916543.jpg


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on May 25, 2015, 07:15:05 PM
Come on, don't be shy!


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Neg on May 25, 2015, 08:45:41 PM
Well apparently our very leader theymos is one: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1068341.0  :D

I'm sure there are government lurkers here but not sure if they would actively post.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: rosh on May 26, 2015, 12:22:14 AM
With respect to Bitcoin, regular government agents (tax, regulators) are more scary than secret agents.  ;)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Blackmet on May 26, 2015, 12:39:52 AM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
When Bitcoin gonna be 1000$ again? You're FBI and all, do something.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Blackmet on May 26, 2015, 12:40:54 AM
They call me "Agent 0.07 BTC".
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.

My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.

:-)
How is such salad made? Do you slice them or something?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: mayflor2 on May 26, 2015, 06:35:39 AM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

My name is mayflor.  I am not an agent, but a ninja.  i bet you don't even see me hiding in your room right now.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Neg on May 26, 2015, 11:47:58 AM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
When Bitcoin gonna be 1000$ again? You're FBI and all, do something.

Since when do the FBI have anything to do with the price of bitcoin and what makes you think they could influence or effect the price exactly?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Blackmet on May 26, 2015, 03:58:13 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.
When Bitcoin gonna be 1000$ again? You're FBI and all, do something.

Since when do the FBI have anything to do with the price of bitcoin and what makes you think they could influence or effect the price exactly?
Well...they're FBI! They can influence lots of things, and they should not miss Bitcoin as a source of...I dunno wat, but they need it for sure.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: UliJonHoth on May 26, 2015, 05:55:37 PM
I'm a double naught spy...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTE5MjcxMzIxMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDQ2MjM2._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: RodeoX on May 26, 2015, 06:01:09 PM
Awww, just tell him guys. We are all secret agents here. You are the one we are all spying on.  :D


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: volatilebtc on May 26, 2015, 07:16:26 PM
Are you going to do something illegal ? If there are, do you think they are going to reveal even ? If someone does , I bet that person would be lying.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: mixedideaz on May 26, 2015, 07:36:31 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?

No it is not. Read about satire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
Point, but if the member here is portraing himself as Mr Tarbell working as a secret agent on this forum then he is breakink the law by misleading the other members that he really is a secret agent. This is not a play.

Maybe it's to confuse other agents already on his tail?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Bubbsandbubbs3 on May 26, 2015, 08:10:28 PM
I am secretly a potato.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: romano1 on May 26, 2015, 10:04:05 PM
They call me "Agent 0.07 BTC".
I work for his majesty Satoshi Nakamoto.

My mission is to find out who is a scammer. Then we will group them and make a scammer salad.

:-)

lol i had a laugh :)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Steamingoff on May 27, 2015, 01:48:17 AM
im member 194 and i work for anonymous

Posted From bitcointalk.org Android App


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Steamingoff on May 27, 2015, 01:50:10 AM
i work for anonymous

Posted From bitcointalk.org Android App


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on May 27, 2015, 07:36:53 PM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

My name is mayflor.  I am not an agent, but a ninja.  i bet you don't even see me hiding in your room right now.

Its impossible. I can "smell" a secret agent or ninja from miles away.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: zeeshsnrehman2 on May 27, 2015, 07:42:49 PM
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.

Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?

last i heard theymos was a govt agent


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: emelac on May 27, 2015, 08:46:34 PM
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.

Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?

last i heard theymos was a govt agent

If bitcoin is a secret CIA project then Satoshi must be a secret CIA agent, but it's unlikely.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: zeeshsnrehman2 on May 27, 2015, 10:26:20 PM
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.

Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?

last i heard theymos was a govt agent

If bitcoin is a secret CIA project then Satoshi must be a secret CIA agent, but it's unlikely.

its not unlikely its just not what we want to believe. satoshi may not be a person but a project. we never know what they might pull those govt agencies


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: connectthebots on May 27, 2015, 11:52:39 PM
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: zeeshsnrehman2 on May 28, 2015, 12:01:43 AM
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.

post the calculations i'll double check


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: zeeshsnrehman2 on May 28, 2015, 12:21:05 AM
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.

post the calculations i'll double check

(x2-x23)*32(93-22*3)<98(32)
__________________________
(4<09)
_____
18x(users)-29>10*714= 273

That's just the time constaints placed on the user proportionate to the timezones and varying lengths that they spend on here, so I use mechanical breaking to infer the % of Agents on at any given time, given the # of prior arrests and investigations done on users and current population of the federal work force.

unemployment rate is high. very high


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: connectthebots on May 28, 2015, 12:22:11 AM
I did the math and there was 273 Federal Agents circulating this forum at any given time.

post the calculations i'll double check

(x2-x23)*32(93-22*3)<98(32)
__________________________
(4<09)
_____
18x(users)-29>10*714= 273

That's just the time constaints placed on the user proportionate to the timezones and varying lengths that they spend on here, so I use mechanical breaking to infer the % of Agents on at any given time, given the # of prior arrests and investigations done on users and current population of the federal work force.

unemployment rate is high. very high

You mean strucutral unemployment given the # of companies outsourcing jobs to other countries to save on wages cost and other benefits usually demanded by American workers.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on May 28, 2015, 09:16:46 AM
Maybe or Maybe not. but i dont think we will ever know.

Unless they do some kind of mistake i dont think we will know for sure. what are the requirements to be a secret agent on a bitcoin forum anyway?

last i heard theymos was a govt agent

If bitcoin is a secret CIA project then Satoshi must be a secret CIA agent, but it's unlikely.

I love CIA ! It's very funny agency !


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: yummyransom on July 18, 2015, 05:56:29 AM
I don't know if there's one


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: ndnh on July 18, 2015, 09:32:16 AM
Yep. Guess who?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bojan92 on July 27, 2015, 08:48:25 PM
There are a lot of secret agents on this forum i know that fact, it could be any of you. I don't know whom i can trust, i better not tell anything to anyone, keep the secret :P


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Sakarias-Corporation on July 27, 2015, 09:02:12 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?

Try to catch me! the Nigerian Prince will fight by my side !


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Superhitech on July 28, 2015, 01:36:16 AM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?

Try to catch me! the Nigerian Prince will fight by my side !

I will, just you watch!

Dang it, blew my cover  :-\


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on July 28, 2015, 08:03:11 AM
Names and addresses please.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: jacktheking on July 28, 2015, 08:07:38 AM
Names and addresses please.

Jacktheking. Country: Bitcoin. City: BitcoinTalk.org. Route: Route to Legendary. Block Number: 336. Postal Code: 121239 (Total time logged in).


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bitbunnny on July 28, 2015, 09:28:45 AM
There may be some. American, russian, european.... They all have their interests here


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: yummyransom on September 09, 2015, 10:21:29 PM
Maybe yes but they wouldn't tell you any of those information if they're really a secret agent.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: My User ID is 553628 on September 09, 2015, 10:42:51 PM
I'm one of them. You can check my username & userid. it says the truth ;)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: james.lent on September 10, 2015, 10:17:58 AM
http://www.sfrevu.com/ISSUES/2002/0207/Film%20-%20MIB%20II/MIBII-369.jpg


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Shonis on September 10, 2015, 01:45:20 PM
yes me !


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: White sugar on September 10, 2015, 03:57:32 PM
No secret agents here.

This forum is ruled by basement kids that have dozens of alts. There are few of us in fact.
See the scam accusation against QS to agree with me


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: XEPBAM on September 10, 2015, 06:02:22 PM
yes of course, i know sure 8)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Day2Day on November 27, 2015, 03:10:19 PM
There are a lot of secret agents on this forum i know that fact, it could be any of you. I don't know whom i can trust, i better not tell anything to anyone, keep the secret   :'(


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Hazir on November 27, 2015, 03:58:42 PM
I am positive that among people who responded here there are at least 1 secret government agency employee. And that is not a joke.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Szaja1990 on November 27, 2015, 08:12:42 PM
I know that some of them are here ;)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: TTMNewsMJ on November 28, 2015, 01:49:34 AM
Yes.
We can't name them because they are trying to hide themselves.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 28, 2015, 01:55:44 AM
It's a know fact that there's an AgentKaren working at Cryptsy.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: enthus on November 28, 2015, 02:48:10 AM
yes I am from men in black  ;D


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on January 08, 2016, 06:59:21 PM
I think they are sissies, thats why they are hiding.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on January 08, 2016, 07:07:37 PM
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

Some Albanians told me they are looking for you. They want to come to US and find you.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: abhishek.g on January 08, 2016, 07:13:03 PM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on January 08, 2016, 07:51:00 PM
I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on January 08, 2016, 09:19:47 PM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?

Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bitkilo on January 08, 2016, 10:06:29 PM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?

Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
Yep im ready but why Albanians?

I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
More then welcome to but my agencies budget is very small, if you pay i will fly and meet you anyware on the planet.

Also i know your not an agent if you think you will find me in the US, why don't you start with my bct profile that might give you a clue where i live.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: BADecker on January 08, 2016, 10:40:44 PM
Christopher Tarbell, FBI. Ask me anything.

Mr Tarbell, you are amazing. I see you every night in my sleep.

You guys do realise it's against the law to impersonate a federal officer right?

No. It's against code. They just tell you it's against the law.

:)


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Terwa on January 08, 2016, 11:48:14 PM
Yes, of course!


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Anegg on January 09, 2016, 05:40:56 AM
I am definitely not a secret agent. What???????  :o ???


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Omikifuse on January 09, 2016, 05:52:10 AM
Yes, I'm, and I'm surprise you found out.

Now I'll have  to find you and everyone that read this message and kill you all


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on January 09, 2016, 11:11:23 AM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?

Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
Yep im ready but why Albanians?

I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
More then welcome to but my agencies budget is very small, if you pay i will fly and meet you anyware on the planet.

Also i know your not an agent if you think you will find me in the US, why don't you start with my bct profile that might give you a clue where i live.

I can fuck you at ANYTIME at ANYPLACE motherfucker. Come close to me to threaten me if you dare, sissy.


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: bitkilo on January 09, 2016, 01:34:56 PM
Tell your name and your agency to know us better.

Yes, but to know this you will have to commit a crime ! So do you think you are ready to scam ?

Do you think bitkilo is ready to meet the Albanians?
Yep im ready but why Albanians?

I could tell you but then i would have to kill you.
So do you still want to know?

Why dont you come close to me and tell me that?
More then welcome to but my agencies budget is very small, if you pay i will fly and meet you anyware on the planet.

Also i know your not an agent if you think you will find me in the US, why don't you start with my bct profile that might give you a clue where i live.

I can fuck you at ANYTIME at ANYPLACE motherfucker. Come close to me to threaten me if you dare, sissy.
Ok lets just get something straight first, is this joking or do you really think i threatened you in my first post?
If you really think i threatened you then i am sorry but you have taken what i said completly the wrong way.

What i said in my first post is what you always hear people in movies say when they are asked something confidential like "are you a secret agent"

Just want to check what page your on before i continue because I don't want to get a rep for threating members here, that's not what im doing.  :-\


Title: Re: Are there any secret agents here?
Post by: Darlesmole on January 11, 2016, 04:24:12 PM
They would be really bad agents if they actually post in a public forum!