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Economy => Auctions => Topic started by: WoodCollector on November 21, 2014, 12:32:52 AM



Title: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: WoodCollector on November 21, 2014, 12:32:52 AM
Up for Auction is this beautiful hand crafted Bitcoin Dildo hand carved out of 100% AAA grade Cocobolo wood. It was commissioned by a person on this forum but then they back out half way through completion. Original price was $600usd. This dildo is usable as it is sealed with a hypoallergenic water proof sealer, so now your wife can love BTCitcoin as much as you do. If you have ever been F#CKED using BTCitcoin for something this would be a great way to memorialize that as well.

Bitcoin Logo
https://i.imgur.com/pCrZvgS.jpg

Front
https://i.imgur.com/07E1V2I.jpg

Reverse
https://i.imgur.com/tB5WbXk.jpg


Starting Bid: BTC0.7
Bid Incriments BTC0.05
End Date: 11/24/14

Escrow Accepted


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: dogevisitor on November 21, 2014, 12:34:51 AM
=)) cannot believe this


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: bidoh on November 21, 2014, 02:06:38 AM
who backs out after commissioning a dildo? no commitment.


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: Blazed on November 21, 2014, 03:55:06 AM
Simply amazing...
Without a doubt WoodCollector is a true asset to the BTCitcoin community!


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: infobiactrader on November 21, 2014, 07:09:24 AM
May I ask exactly how you made this?


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: WoodCollector on November 21, 2014, 02:13:55 PM
May I ask exactly how you made this?

Sure,

I started with a piece of Cocobolo i had imported from Costa Rica then i cut it to a 2" square by 12" piece of stock with my mini saw mill. I chucked it up on my Grizzly wood lathe and turned it to shape, then sanded it down step by step to 600 grit. Then i took my 1/4 roughing gouge and my 1/2 skew chisel and an x-acto knife and carved a BTC into the iridescent part of the handle end. Then i soaked the whole thing in boiled coconut oil, then once it dried i inlayed a piece of gold foil i had left over from another project then trimmed it up so it fit perfectly. Then i placed 8 coats of Hypoallergenic sealer on it so it was all body safe. 


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: smoothie on November 21, 2014, 06:04:57 PM
LOL are you planning to make a mango one?

seriously this made me ROFL! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: WoodCollector on November 21, 2014, 06:13:07 PM
LOL are you planning to make a mango one?

seriously this made me ROFL! ;D ;D ;D

Not unless someone commissions one to be done, I have started requiring full payment in escrow or a 25% direct deposit now to avoid spending countless hours making something then not getting paid now. Lesson learned. This is still one of the greatest communities on the web though, and i am sure this beautiful piece will end up in good hands even if just as a display piece.


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: Blazed on November 22, 2014, 03:48:52 AM
My wife said NO...


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: notserp on November 22, 2014, 04:41:36 AM
wow thats an expensive dildo lol


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: IBGigglin on November 22, 2014, 08:23:23 PM
This is too good.  ;D


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: WoodCollector on November 22, 2014, 08:30:27 PM
2 days left to make this beautiful piece yours.


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: Hazir on November 23, 2014, 04:35:28 PM
For the exhibition purposes it may be good item. But I would never recommend if you want to use it for something - it may be toxic after all.


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: WoodCollector on November 23, 2014, 04:48:12 PM
For the exhibition purposes it may be good item. But I would never recommend if you want to use it for something - it may be toxic after all.

It is sealed with a proprietary hypoallergenic sealer which is body safe and used on all commercial produced wood dildos.


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: WoodCollector on November 24, 2014, 05:30:56 PM
Auction closed with 0 bids. Moving to the goods thread.


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: elasticband on November 29, 2014, 10:23:40 PM
how much?


Title: Re: Diletto De Bitcoin - Cocobolo Bitcoin Dildo
Post by: EternalWingsofGod on December 04, 2014, 06:32:37 AM
how much?


It was purchased by a currently anonymous buyer on the other thread