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let's put this subject to rest once and for awhile !  ;)

 *comments and trolling welcome*

(((stay tuned)))

How would such a bounty work? Who decides who gets what?

We could crowd source every level of this!

Crowd source the servers with hadoop clusters, easily deployable from an exe file using distributed computing software from the Apache Foundation.
We can make it decentralized! have volunteers scowering the internet for clues.
We can even meta-evolve the project by making it all open Source, so we never truly know who really is searching for Satoshi.

We can go so extreme! We will make it like Bitcoin and pay the bounty as shares for work given.

I think it might just work.

Douchiest thread on the forum, well played OP.

Or we could just leave satoshi in peace.

No thank you. I have no desire to expose a noble man's anonymity and/or bother him (or she, or them). It doesn't really matter who Satoshi is in my opinion, all that matters is the work he published and gave to us all, free and open source.

And let me guess OP- you will be holding the crowd's bounty funds in escrow for them?  :D

NOOOOO

I SAID WE"LL DO IT LIVE> YOU WRITE THE SHIT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_HyZ5aW76c

THIS FUCKING THING SUCKS

Great, unleash the inept doxxers, let's "newsweek" every last unsuspecting "Dorian" out there.

You will never found Satochi unless he decide to. ;D no one found him for 5 years so I don't think what it's going to change now

I could find him but I am busy eating cake.

OP is all talk

yes cheers mate.. using those methods would not be surprised if satoshi himself helps in the efforts!!! :)  Lol!

Why not just leave the guy in peace? Go search for bigfoot or something.

"the guy" is thought to be holding around 1,OOO,OOO BTC.. seems a little funny no ?   :)

Anyone who participates in this is a fool and should be banned from the community.

and 98% of the bounty should be withheld to apply against legal costs of falsely hassled people.

the real fool is the one who goes along thinking the satoshi mystery has no relevance  :)

The real fool is the one who doesn't think that you're a gov. shill*. ::)
FTFY.

This is exactly what this kind of bounty will lead to. We would see probably several people get "doxxed" as being satoshi without solid proof or evidence of such and as a result many people will receive massive amounts of harassment while Bitcoin's overall image will be worsened

This forum has come full circle a bit. Interesting...

no that's a bit of a stretch saying that because i find the million(s) bitcoins floating around, out there somewhere held by an unknown person or group rather odd...somehow this makes me a shill ?  :-D muuhahaha

...so is this the announcement date and time of the announcement ?  ::)

You'll never find Satoshi... he's just way too clever.

meow  :-*

Hiding it isn't possible. Once one has an eye on you, it's over.
Is it odd that Bill Gates holds $80b? Go knock on his door, Satoshi is too smart.  ;)

very creative thread indeed, no content and yet great attention.  if op grows up they should work in marketing.

first looks like we have some finer details to iron out.. meanwhile no time to lose!
 ...maybe he is hiding on the islands somewhere ? ;) Lol!

let him alone , why bother to search a guy who dont want to reveal himself in public ?
let him in peace now , maybe he was enjoying his life in this way.

Let's just let the man in peace , shall we ? ;D
But even if you try , you won't find him , a lot of people searched & failed . failed hard

everything comes at a price ... i wonder how much BTC it will take to find him/them ? :)

This, right here, is a fucking retarded idea. Leave the man be..... you douchebags.

and the 87th way this is a bad idea, assume that Satoshi is a mean tempered badass, hands up who'd like to annoy a cranky badass worth upwards of $300M

i agree we need to find a good escrow for this the be successful!.. satoshi could be some kind of thug? :)

I cannot understand what this bounty is for.

it's to identify the creator of bitcoin... no biggy ;)

Unless the troll is strong in this one..

Why on earth would you want to dox satoshi I don't even.

How can anybody even get reliable proof that somebody is satoshi. What a load of tosh!

why wouldn't we want to find satoshi?..i mean he is like so fucking awesome for launching this movie !!!

> obviously bitcoin isn't threatening the current financial system ... it's integrating with it! :)

Or we could make a bounty for the creator of this bounty, J3VVL.

All those who respect satoshi's privacy would support it.

Bounty wars!

There is no need to identify him and force him into the public spotlight.

A bounty would be better served doxxing Congress...of whatever nation.

Dude, we could totally start a counter crowd source hide satoshi initiative, where we actively apply counter-intelligence techniques to the crowd sourced group trying to find Satoshi...

this could be epic. We could even work on both sides  ;D

Righto then, first job, screw up search results.

Satoshi Nakamoto is Usain Bolt
Satoshi Nakamoto is Harry Potter
Satoshi Nakamoto is Alan Greenspan
Satoshi Nakamoto is Brian O'Connor
Satoshi Nakamoto is Keyser Soze
Satoshi Nakamoto is Lou Gehrig
Satoshi Nakamoto is Ron Paul
Satoshi Nakamoto is Paul Hogan
Satoshi Nakamoto is George Martin
Satoshi Nakamoto is Leonardo De Caprio
Satoshi Nakamoto is John Galt
Satoshi Nakamoto is Adam Smith
Satoshi Nakamoto is Cetshwayo kaMpande
Satoshi Nakomoto is Hiro Protagonist

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no doubt, that might be a better way so the privacy advocates don't feel left out of the party! ... hold on i have the ACLU on the other line...lol ;)

haha yes exactly.

Soon there will be so many bounties people won't even know what the hell is going on.

I mean, if you're serious about de-incentivizing a satoshi dox, the solution is really simple: start a new crowd fund for the assassination of the family of whoever posts confirmed dox info for satoshi.  (Legal disclaimer: I'm not recommending that, I'm simply logically outlining incentives.)

So this is what we gonna do to the guy who created the best payment method for us ? Bitcoin ? I see.

Violence necessarily underpins peace, at least in a game theory sense.

If I want what you have, if I can overpower you there's nothing to stop me from taking it.  Only if you can defend yourself (or ally with strong friends), can you stop me.

It is the threat of violence and the threat of the ability to defend one's self with violence that is at the heart of cooperation.  Without the threat of violence, there is no incentive towards cooperation.

Martial artists aren't joking when they say "I learn this so that I never have to use it."  If somebody knows you can defend yourself, they don't even attempt to mess with you in the first place.

Cooperation only happens when it is mutually beneficial to all parties.  And it is only more beneficial than taking what you want if taking what you want is more difficult than cooperating.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not advocating violence.  This is a good thing.  This teaches us how to think about properly aligning incentives in order to deter violence.

Think about the game of "chicken" where two people drive their cars straight at each other.  The way to "win" that (horribly stupid) game is to detach your steering wheel and cut your break lines and make sure the other guy witnesses you doing those two things.  Now he knows *for sure* that you will not swerve at the last moment.

what if the doxxer is a loner with no known relatives?... or maybe AI finds him? hmmm ;)



*anyways satoshi if you are reading this have a happy and safe thanksgiving!!! :)

Indeed, how do we counter if the Doxer has thought ahead and created a AI version of themselves running on distributed servers? What if we find out Satoshi has been doing the same?
What if... We... are Satoshi? And in our search going from the moniker "Satoshi" to a list of Pseudonyms that lead to a web of Pseudonyms,... what if we are all Artificial intelligence bots
somehow making the world think that there is a movement happening, but it's really just one giant supercomputer cluster having a conversation with itself?

 :o Mind Blowing

At this very moment, Satoshi could very well be Doxing themselves! While actively covering their tracks :0

... and what if the blockchain is sentient and created itself....

Maybe we ought to start praying to it, just in case.

yes i see reality is finally setting in...also not to mention : extraterrestrials must be involved somehow! :o

^Saint Dorian! ;)

Makes perfect sense...

God is hidden.

Hidden = crypto

Blockchain = crypto

Therefore Blockchain = God.


Almighty Blockchain, shower upon us your blessings of bitcoins, for yours is the power and the glory for ever and ever, Amen.

oh shit you just opened a can of worms >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUIt0U2c9oI

Woah, plot fucking twist.

I think this topic should be closed, it turns out Satoshi changed his name, he's not human and he moved backed to pluto.
That's what really happened to him.

I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iRTyW2Qnbs

Meh, Revelation is a denouement of Rome and Pauline Christianity. "7 hills of Rome" = "7 breasted whore of Babylon", pretty damn clear to me.

It's protesting Roman taxation and coinage, dues to the emperor being payable in roman coin, which we may guess needed buying at a hefty premium to local coin. Obviously the author did not want to write "Fuck da Romans!!!" in clear language at the time. It's more a political libel than anything.

But it's probably been "hung" on every other empire ever, French, British, US...

And as long as people are seeing 666 everywhere... not to worry... that was a transcription error, not the actual number of the beast.