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Title: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 25, 2014, 02:30:52 PM Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter.
Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee! Buy your reservation today! Gift it to your loved ones! Our guarantee. We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it. "This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone. - Satoshi Nakamoto Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person. Reservation address : lol :) Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. New promotion: Due to popular demand, we are giving you two more offers. Yes, with 100% money back guarantee. Reserve a spot in heaven for your pet at just 0.01BTC. Gift it to your wife/gf and show her this thread and tell her you took a reservation in heaven for both of you. Will she be impressed? Find it out. ;) Gifting reservation price lowered to 0.02BTC. 0.04BTC for both. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: stellar69 on November 25, 2014, 02:47:14 PM What a troll.
by the way, can I place a book just for 0.0001BTC? I need a very small space, so is 0.0001BTC enough? Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: redsn0w on November 25, 2014, 02:49:21 PM Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: lili song on November 25, 2014, 02:51:06 PM What service do you provide ?
Some Charity ? Need some Donation ? Need some lending ? Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 25, 2014, 02:55:03 PM What a troll. by the way, can I place a book just for 0.0001BTC? I need a very small space, so is 0.0001BTC enough? Not trolling, bro. Just for entertaining forum members. :) For 0.0001 BTC, I can reserve a spot in heaven, but it will be unhygienic and near a heavenly stable. And don't get too near the donkey souls. The rat ones are a little crazy too. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: commandrix on November 25, 2014, 03:48:36 PM When a coin in the coffer clings, a soul from Purgatory springs. :P
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: caga on November 25, 2014, 04:28:18 PM How does the poor reserve their spot? Heaven is so unfair. :(
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: John (John K.) on November 25, 2014, 04:33:28 PM Do you sell indulgences too? :P Is the Church finally taking bitcoin as one of the payment processors now?
PS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: conteaza on November 25, 2014, 04:50:30 PM Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter. Are you stoned?Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee! Buy your reservation today! Gift it to your loved ones! Our guarantee. We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it. "This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone. - Satoshi Nakamoto Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person. Reservation address : 16kLvpNUxncRWvAitL5rU6p6EQL5QmMxtP Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: stellar69 on November 26, 2014, 12:58:07 AM What a troll. by the way, can I place a book just for 0.0001BTC? I need a very small space, so is 0.0001BTC enough? Not trolling, bro. Just for entertaining forum members. :) For 0.0001 BTC, I can reserve a spot in heaven, but it will be unhygienic and near a heavenly stable. And don't get too near the donkey souls. The rat ones are a little crazy too. Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter. Are you stoned?Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee! Buy your reservation today! Gift it to your loved ones! Our guarantee. We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it. "This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone. - Satoshi Nakamoto Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person. Reservation address : 16kLvpNUxncRWvAitL5rU6p6EQL5QmMxtP Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: TheNinja on November 26, 2014, 01:36:15 AM Has anyone actually sent you BTC? Too lazy to check the blockchain
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 26, 2014, 01:40:36 AM How does the poor reserve their spot? Heaven is so unfair. :( Poor already get special quarters for free. Unless, they did something bad. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Monnt on November 26, 2014, 06:23:18 AM Are you religious bitcoiner? An atheist bitcoiner? It doesn't matter. Cover your bases with some earthly insurance. Reserve your spot in heaven. Just in case. You never know, what is going to happen. 100% Money Back Guarantee! Buy your reservation today! Gift it to your loved ones! Our guarantee. We offer our 100% money back guarantee on all of our packages. If for any reason you do not make it to Heaven then we will refund your money with no questions asked. Don’t worry though, we are confident you will make it. "This offers a 100% guarantee, better odds than lotto. Best gift I ever gave to someone. - Satoshi Nakamoto Now accepting Bitcoin. For only 0.025 per person. Reservation address : 16kLvpNUxncRWvAitL5rU6p6EQL5QmMxtP Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I don't really get this person, is he trying to troll, or is he just trying to increase his post count? Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: redsn0w on November 26, 2014, 06:35:01 AM I repeat for the second time:
https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiVhEnKX.png%26t%3D546%26c%3DSbHN3oE83oI84g%26t%3D546%26c%3DEdBQOVLjeu9pag&t=546&c=wEmGJaUx2lREdA or are you serious ? Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: yenzae0215 on November 26, 2014, 06:38:12 AM i guess hell is for me :-\
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: stellar69 on November 26, 2014, 08:17:22 AM i guess hell is for me :-\ I can book a spot in hell for you just for 0.002BTC. PM me ;DThe place will be awesome and I also assure you 100% money back Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 26, 2014, 12:26:01 PM I repeat for the second time: https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiVhEnKX.png%26t%3D546%26c%3DSbHN3oE83oI84g%26t%3D546%26c%3DEdBQOVLjeu9pag&t=546&c=wEmGJaUx2lREdA or are you serious ? Both, buddy. :) I certainly don't think anyone is going to take this seriously. If someone does that, I will donate it somewhere worthy. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: redsn0w on November 26, 2014, 12:27:40 PM I repeat for the second time: https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FiVhEnKX.png%26t%3D546%26c%3DSbHN3oE83oI84g%26t%3D546%26c%3DEdBQOVLjeu9pag&t=546&c=wEmGJaUx2lREdA or are you serious ? Both, buddy. :) I certainly don't think anyone is going to take this seriously. If someone does that, I will donate it somewhere worthy. Then good luck with your service , if you want an escrow I'm here ;D. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: rohnearner on November 26, 2014, 02:12:31 PM Really Impressed by OP's troll skills..!
Can you describe the heaven , how is it in details..! You only mentioned the charges here. no description about what we are paying for. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: BiTJack on November 26, 2014, 02:19:00 PM Lol made me crack a smile at least - Better than most threads in offtopic section these days Gl Op :D
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 27, 2014, 07:50:22 AM Can you describe the heaven , how is it in details..! You only mentioned the charges here. no description about what we are paying for. Absolutely. This will give you a a general idea : Heaven Is Where: The French are the chefs The Italians are the lovers The British are the police The Germans are the mechanics And the Swiss make everything run on time Additionally, you get whatever you want for free. Charges only 0.01 BTC for a test drive (Hit and Run option available only for the EU and Americas.). (Moving it to the off-topic section. I think it is more appropriate than services section.) Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: TheNinja on November 27, 2014, 11:03:28 AM Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!!
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 27, 2014, 11:21:20 AM Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!! No, I just removed it on my own. No one asked/suggested it. I thought, it will be unfair to get the money, since I will not be able to keep the promise, even if both the parties know that. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: u9y42 on November 27, 2014, 01:31:53 PM This reminded me of the Reincarnation Bank: Afterlife Financial Planning (http://www.euromoney.com/Article/2626650/Reincarnation-Bank-Afterlife-financial-planning.html (http://www.euromoney.com/Article/2626650/Reincarnation-Bank-Afterlife-financial-planning.html)). ;D
Quote from: Quote from: Euromoney "Reincarnation Bank offers a safe-keeping for any asset you wish to deposit through your transition into the next life," its website trumpets. "If you leave nothing purposely behind when you die, then what is there here for you when you return?" The bank kindly offers to look after deeds, bonds and tangible assets such as fine art, jewellery and real estate. In the next life, all claims "may be subject to verification through regression", which means you will have to prove under hypnosis that you are who you say you are. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: CryptoFutaba on November 27, 2014, 01:36:39 PM Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell 8)
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: tattooist on November 27, 2014, 06:12:12 PM Wow mate.. you're gonna get in trouble with the vatican for this, don't you realize that thats their scam? lol
But that said, is there anyway you can guarantee me a view of hell while I'm in heaven? I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell ??? Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: lepirate on November 27, 2014, 07:31:41 PM I'm quite tall, so I'll take up more space than shorter people. Will that cost me extra?
Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 28, 2014, 06:49:57 AM I'm quite tall, so I'll take up more space than shorter people. Will that cost me extra? Nope. It only depends on the soul. Not on you height but on your deed. Balance sum will be credited(/debited) on arrival at the destination. I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell ??? The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: u9y42 on November 28, 2014, 06:01:16 PM [...] I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell ??? The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends. So, what you're saying is that souls are indifferent to the suffering of others? :P Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Watoshi-Dimobuto on November 29, 2014, 02:23:07 AM [...] I always wondered how that would work for believers..enjoying heaven while your brothers and sisters burn in hell ??? The relationship between souls is different than ours. The earthly relationships might reflect the former, but not necessarily so. Good souls are not likely to have bad souls as friends. So, what you're saying is that souls are indifferent to the suffering of others? :P No. Souls are quite the opposite. But they are not likely to witness their friendly souls in hell. Because good souls have good souls as friends. Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: rigel on November 29, 2014, 05:52:00 AM Well, the peaceful environment and fresh air in heaven is quite confortable, I admit... but I do prefer the hot parties going on in hell 8) I agree. All of the real fun is in hell! Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: TheNinja on November 29, 2014, 06:23:36 AM Did ya remove the BTC address since someone asked you to? Haha I'd like a test drive!! No, I just removed it on my own. No one asked/suggested it. I thought, it will be unfair to get the money, since I will not be able to keep the promise, even if both the parties know that. Coolio, rep points for you, haha. There'd be pretty sickass parties going on in Heaven, yo Title: Re: Spot reservation in Heaven. [OPEN] Low cost. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Post by: Vod on November 29, 2014, 06:33:49 AM |
