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Economy => Goods => Topic started by: Jake on June 16, 2012, 11:39:18 PM



Title: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 16, 2012, 11:39:18 PM
Okay, so I am selling this amazing piece in what consists of a battery and a light, it is very useful in a way that cannot be explained.

Warning: Light is finicky at times, has a mind of it's own.

If you purchase now, you can get a 2nd light and battery for free! Want to see what is looks like? Checkout the images below. Starting price is 1 BTC.

https://i.imgur.com/jUXz7.jpg


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: rjk on June 16, 2012, 11:56:58 PM
it is very useful in a way that cannot be explained.
wtf?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 17, 2012, 12:18:37 AM
it is very useful in a way that cannot be explained.
wtf?

You must find the answer to what you will use it for.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: TECSHARE on June 17, 2012, 12:25:14 AM
best post ever


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: 1l1l11ll1l on June 17, 2012, 02:49:16 AM
Okay, so I am selling this amazing piece in what consists of a battery and a light, it is very useful in a way that cannot be explained.

Warning: Light is finicky at times, has a mind of it's own.

If you purchase now, you can get a 2nd light and battery for free! Want to see what is looks like? Checkout the images below. Starting price is 1 BTC.

https://i.imgur.com/jUXz7.jpg


Does it Vibrate?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: ccliu on June 17, 2012, 03:30:01 AM
looks like a test tube with a lightbulb


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: rjk on June 17, 2012, 03:41:35 AM
Looks like a buzzer or speaker, not a lightbulb.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: John (John K.) on June 17, 2012, 03:50:05 AM
Okay, so I am selling this amazing piece in what consists of a battery and a light, it is very useful in a way that cannot be explained.

Warning: Light is finicky at times, has a mind of it's own.

If you purchase now, you can get a 2nd light and battery for free! Want to see what is looks like? Checkout the images below. Starting price is 1 BTC.

https://i.imgur.com/jUXz7.jpg


Does it Vibrate?
This +1.  ;)



Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 17, 2012, 04:09:47 AM
@1l1l11ll1l - That'd be an extra 2 BTC.

Use your imagination!


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 17, 2012, 08:50:43 PM
What is the size of this? is it a few inches? few cm's ?

a meter Long?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: BurntSnow on June 17, 2012, 09:23:54 PM
I'm very interested.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Electricbees on June 17, 2012, 09:38:18 PM
I can see how this would be useful. I think?
Not useful for me though. :P


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 17, 2012, 10:04:51 PM
What is the size of this? is it a few inches? few cm's ?

a meter Long?

About the size of your index finger.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 17, 2012, 11:10:32 PM
I think it is for jail........ You trade it for stuff?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: SaltySpitoon on June 18, 2012, 02:24:00 PM
What is the size of this? is it a few inches? few cm's ?

a meter Long?

About the size of your index finger.

I lost my index finger in the war, so I'm confused by its length.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 18, 2012, 03:03:45 PM
What is the size of this? is it a few inches? few cm's ?

a meter Long?

About the size of your index finger.

I lost my index finger in the war, so I'm confused by its length.

Size of average Asian penis.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: 75RTUGA on June 18, 2012, 06:12:22 PM
 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 18, 2012, 06:49:09 PM
so its a new style "AAAAAAA" Battery ?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 19, 2012, 04:58:31 AM
so its a new style "AAAAAAA" Battery ?

Sure...


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 19, 2012, 06:36:31 PM
pfft,,,, no longer interested....


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Electricbees on June 21, 2012, 10:53:05 AM
Can anyone explain how this is useful? You know, in a way that can be explained?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Wnd on June 21, 2012, 10:54:27 AM
Herp derp, idiot


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Electricbees on June 21, 2012, 11:28:33 AM
Herp derp, idiot
Good try. Anyone else want to attempt?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Wnd on June 21, 2012, 07:19:04 PM
Herp derp, idiot
Good try. Anyone else want to attempt?
It was targeted to thread maker.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Electricbees on June 21, 2012, 07:37:52 PM
It was targeted to thread maker.

Many apologies. I'd been up a little too long when I saw you post right after me...
I thought you were answering.  :P


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 23, 2012, 02:06:40 AM
I figured it was to ram in your ass when you lost your beads ?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 26, 2012, 08:20:18 AM
I figured it was to ram in your ass when you lost your beads ?

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Cablez on June 26, 2012, 02:03:26 PM
Well then what is the light for then?  Sorry I don't go that way and I have a hard time visualizing..........  ::)


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 26, 2012, 09:32:05 PM
Anal beads got stuck in your bum.... You stick this unit in there with the light to find them.. its dark in yer rectum, Ya know?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: stoppots on June 27, 2012, 06:02:12 PM
Would this be refered to as a zapper? Somebody PM with an explanation of wat exactly I'm looking at. Use?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Jake on June 28, 2012, 06:49:58 AM
Anal beads got stuck in your bum.... You stick this unit in there with the light to find them.. its dark in yer rectum, Ya know?

Damn dawg, you got 2 in a row.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 28, 2012, 06:28:16 PM
LOL... Seems pretty straight forward to me.... Why is this so hard to figure out?


My wife will be happy I won't have to use a giant mag light :P


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Electricbees on June 29, 2012, 10:42:51 AM
LOL... Seems pretty straight forward to me.... Why is this so hard to figure out?


My wife will be happy I won't have to use a giant mag light :P

So much sense was made. I can rest easy knowing what this thing does.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: organofcorti on June 29, 2012, 11:03:34 AM
LOL... Seems pretty straight forward to me.... Why is this so hard to figure out?


My wife will be happy I won't have to use a giant mag light :P

So much sense was made. I can rest easy knowing what this thing does.

You know they're just taking the piss. An anal rectum examiner? As if! It looks nothing like one.

It's actually a new BFL product. "Getting complaints from the wife about bitcoin mining? Mine her at the same time as you mine coin!"

That's right, it's a fellow product of the BFL Jalapeno coffee warmer-slash-miner: the BFL Cucumber dildo-slash-miner. Always guaranteed to be body temperature or warmer.


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: Electricbees on June 29, 2012, 11:38:06 AM
But, can it play crysis?


Title: Re: Selling this amazing piece!
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 30, 2012, 06:14:30 PM
LOL... Seems pretty straight forward to me.... Why is this so hard to figure out?


My wife will be happy I won't have to use a giant mag light :P

So much sense was made. I can rest easy knowing what this thing does.

You know they're just taking the piss. An anal rectum examiner? As if! It looks nothing like one.

It's actually a new BFL product. "Getting complaints from the wife about bitcoin mining? Mine her at the same time as you mine coin!"

That's right, it's a fellow product of the BFL Jalapeno coffee warmer-slash-miner: the BFL Cucumber dildo-slash-miner. Always guaranteed to be body temperature or warmer.


Available now?