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Title: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: derpberp on December 07, 2014, 03:45:14 AM I'm honestly am unsure if this is untrue or not, I'd figure it'd be all over the forums by now so I'm thinking its fake. Can anyone here please shed some light on this? Is this for real?
http://nationalreport.net/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto-arrested-identity-revealed/ It can't be real, I'm really hoping it isn't real, satoshi deserves every fucking bitcoin he owns, they can not take them away :( Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: AnswerQuestion on December 07, 2014, 03:49:33 AM This is not true. Nationalreport.net is a satire site.
The article does have a lot of very accurate facts about bitcoin though (it also has a couple of inaccurate stereotypes as well :/ ) Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: pedrog on December 07, 2014, 03:59:13 AM Quote Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. “FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. “I’m not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if it’s not in the Bible I probably haven’t heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. But the Paul Horner I know, he was a great man. Hopefully news of this ordeal will bring the much needed attention to the dangers and consequences of masturbation that it deserves. Hopefully, God willing, one day, self-rape will be illegal and people will finally be free of playing on the Devil’s playground.” Seriously, you really need to ask that? Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: twister on December 07, 2014, 04:13:50 AM This is not true. Nationalreport.net is a satire site. The article does have a lot of very accurate facts about bitcoin though (it also has a couple of inaccurate stereotypes as well :/ ) Correct! nationalreport.net is SATIRE Fake. Fake. Fake. (And we really cannot stress this enough.) (http://realorsatire.com/nationalreport-net/) Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: smalltimer on December 07, 2014, 04:31:30 AM fake
Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: QuestionAuthority on December 07, 2014, 04:33:33 AM Self-rape
ROFL! Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: Blazr on December 07, 2014, 04:35:11 AM Quote Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. “FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. “I’m not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if it’s not in the Bible I probably haven’t heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. But the Paul Horner I know, he was a great man. Hopefully news of this ordeal will bring the much needed attention to the dangers and consequences of masturbation that it deserves. Hopefully, God willing, one day, self-rape will be illegal and people will finally be free of playing on the Devil’s playground.” Seriously, you really need to ask that? Holy crap, my sides! Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: jeffersonian2012 on December 07, 2014, 04:43:41 AM Quote Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. “FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. “I’m not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if it’s not in the Bible I probably haven’t heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. But the Paul Horner I know, he was a great man. Hopefully news of this ordeal will bring the much needed attention to the dangers and consequences of masturbation that it deserves. Hopefully, God willing, one day, self-rape will be illegal and people will finally be free of playing on the Devil’s playground.” Seriously, you really need to ask that? This is simply hilarious! I guess dolphins are in the bible right next to self-rape. Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: iluvpie60 on December 07, 2014, 05:33:57 AM I'm honestly am unsure if this is untrue or not, I'd figure it'd be all over the forums by now so I'm thinking its fake. Can anyone here please shed some light on this? Is this for real? http://nationalreport.net/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto-arrested-identity-revealed/ It can't be real, I'm really hoping it isn't real, satoshi deserves every fucking bitcoin he owns, they can not take them away :( hahah this from the article made my day " Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. - See more at: http://nationalreport.net/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto-arrested-identity-revealed/#sthash.wTJvXOen.dpuf" Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: smoothie on December 07, 2014, 07:18:39 AM we live in an age of misinformation. It isn't something new but it is much more used now a days then in the 19th century and earlier.
Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: Lethn on December 07, 2014, 07:21:56 AM I can't believe there are people commenting on that as if it's real :D If you want to know how we all know it's not real, the real Satoshi would be able to sign the Genesis block with a message or for instance post with his account, the problem is you have lots of non-tech morons thinking they know everything so they jump up and down screaming "I FOUND HIM! I FOUND HIM!" like Leah Goodman did, while this is just blatant satire, a lot of these other articles are really just being written by attention seeking journalists.
Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: rammy2k2 on December 07, 2014, 01:18:52 PM Quote Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. “FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. “I’m not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if it’s not in the Bible I probably haven’t heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. But the Paul Horner I know, he was a great man. Hopefully news of this ordeal will bring the much needed attention to the dangers and consequences of masturbation that it deserves. Hopefully, God willing, one day, self-rape will be illegal and people will finally be free of playing on the Devil’s playground.” Seriously, you really need to ask that? That reveals the IQ of OP :D Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: Flashman on December 07, 2014, 04:29:17 PM we live in an age of misinformation. It isn't something new but it is much more used now a days then in the 19th century and earlier. Hmmm, practically every newspaper started out as a campaign rag for one side or another. Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: colinistheman on December 07, 2014, 06:01:27 PM I'm honestly am unsure if this is untrue or not, I'd figure it'd be all over the forums by now so I'm thinking its fake. Can anyone here please shed some light on this? Is this for real? http://nationalreport.net/bitcoin-satoshi-nakamoto-arrested-identity-revealed/ It can't be real, I'm really hoping it isn't real, satoshi deserves every fucking bitcoin he owns, they can not take them away :( It's fake. From Wikipedia: "National Report is a fake news website which posts fictional articles related to world events. Paul Horner is the lead writer for the website, using the pseudonym Darius Rubics. Horner uses his own name as a recurring character in all of his stories, including the actor behind "Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin", a character created by Horner that is used as a running gag in many of his stories." Notice in the article, Satoshi Nakamoto's real name is claimed to be "Paul Horner", and that he was teaching an anti-masturbation seminar. Haha Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: CrackedLogic on December 07, 2014, 06:42:38 PM What the actual?
Those first two lines man. Did you really have to ask us? ;D Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: Amph on December 07, 2014, 06:45:29 PM no one even know who he is, and you think that news is true, come on...
Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: DannyHamilton on December 07, 2014, 06:58:23 PM I'm honestly am unsure if this is untrue or not, - snip - Quote Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. “FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. “I’m not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if it’s not in the Bible I probably haven’t heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. Plonk! Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: clubsofsteel on December 07, 2014, 07:13:22 PM hahahaha this cant be real mate
Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: chanz on December 07, 2014, 07:21:59 PM That mug shot is a Street Artist Banksy according to their own website posted here (http://nationalreport.net/banksy-arrested-identity-revealed/) and this nationalreport eeh horseshit they are running out of fake stories these days.
Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: Blazr on December 07, 2014, 08:19:10 PM That mug shot is a Street Artist Banksy according to their own website posted here (http://nationalreport.net/banksy-arrested-identity-revealed/) and this nationalreport eeh horseshit they are running out of fake stories these days. Thats actually a photo of Paul Horner, the owner of the website. Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: Flashman on December 07, 2014, 08:28:21 PM I'm honestly am unsure if this is untrue or not, - snip - Quote Police apprehended the famous Bitcoin founder while in the middle of seminar he was conducting for Stop Masturbation Now, a Christian anti-masturbation organization. “FBI agents just stormed the building, came in here without a search warrant or anything,” Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, a mascot for the group, told CNN. “I’m not familiar with this Satoshi character, honestly if it’s not in the Bible I probably haven’t heard of it, but if this arrest spreads awareness of the harmful effects of self-rape, then that is a good thing. Plonk! Wellllll sometimes it's hard to pick the satire, from things like beliefs that children's cartoons are a satanic plot for example ... http://www.cuttingedge.org/ce1021.html Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: lolled on December 07, 2014, 08:37:06 PM Its definitely a fake news. He was never arrested.
Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: exoton on December 07, 2014, 09:09:22 PM we live in an age of misinformation. It isn't something new but it is much more used now a days then in the 19th century and earlier. I don't think this is so much misinformation, but rather a way to get people to visit their satire site (in order to get more ad revenue). I would consider publications like CNN and MSNBC to be better examples of media outlets that are actually spreading misinformation as they present things as fact they know are not true. While this website has it's articles be written outrageously enough so that anyone who reads though ~the first half of the article would be able to reasonably know that the overall message is not true. Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: saullysaul78 on December 07, 2014, 11:01:02 PM Lol, definitely fake. Nice read though. :)
Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: johnyj on December 08, 2014, 06:47:25 AM And he will be tied on a pole and burned together with those 1.2 million btc on paper wallets ;D
Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: bitkilo on December 08, 2014, 07:11:05 AM Self-rape Haha this is the best part!ROFL! So can we all go to the courts now for a victims of crime payout? I'll take my payout in bitcoin thanks :D Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: doubleredrolex on December 08, 2014, 08:19:14 AM Self rape? LOL
Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: sandykho47 on December 08, 2014, 08:22:45 AM 100% fake news report
I don't know anything about that site. But, if it is true. The news already spread worldwide & become hot news. I bet they just want more traffic at their site And he will be tied on a pole and burned together with those 1.2 million btc on paper wallets ;D hahaha :D Title: Re: WAS SATOSHI REALLY ARRESTED? IS THIS REAL? FAKE NEWS REPORT? Post by: EternalWingsofGod on December 08, 2014, 08:30:20 AM This is not true. Nationalreport.net is a satire site. Learn something new every day I knew about the onion but not national report anyways it would be interesting since no one knew who he was anyways still the random anon who created a whole ecosystem ^^. Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: okae on December 08, 2014, 01:11:56 PM omg 100% fake cmon.
IF that's true, the news should be everywhere exactly. Beleive me guys, if now, at 2014 we didnt know who is satoshi, we will never know it and i like it, is the way that it must be, is sad but true. I just hope that satoshi/s :P have a nice life whatever he/they are. Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: Lauda on December 08, 2014, 01:32:53 PM Well the news is fake. How couldn't you figure out this for yourself is my question. :)
Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: Daniel91 on December 08, 2014, 01:56:16 PM omg 100% fake cmon. IF that's true, the news should be everywhere exactly. Beleive me guys, if now, at 2014 we didnt know who is satoshi, we will never know it and i like it, is the way that it must be, is sad but true. I just hope that satoshi/s :P have a nice life whatever he/they are. I also don't believe in this. If this will be true, we will see news media reports, court reports, police reports all over the Internet. Nothing happened, just speculations. Just relax and enjoy your bitcoin :) Title: Re: Was Satoshi Really Arrested? Is This Real? Fake News Report? Post by: gadman2 on December 08, 2014, 02:00:50 PM I really think these threads are created by bots or other people's accounts seeing as 20 of the 33 posts on this thread have signature advertisements. In all reality it could be all 1 person. I mean I'm seeing all these threads where op has 0 credibility in both posting material and mental power and somehow it stirs up 15 pages or more of replies by paid signature advertising users...
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