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Title: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 28, 2012, 04:58:03 AM
"Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." - Henry Fielding

"Make Satoshi Nakamoto your idol and you'll become as obsess with BTCitcoin as I." - BTCruno


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: justusranvier on June 28, 2012, 05:04:04 AM
http://joethewebguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/how-to-piss-off-nerds-2484-1292428969-7.jpg


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 28, 2012, 05:15:09 AM
Nice try, but...

I'll give another example.

"If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to." - Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks about BTCincoin, just look at the brilliant people He has bringing awareness to it." - BTCruno


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 28, 2012, 04:00:54 PM
"Money is just the poor man's credit card." - Marshall McLuhan

"BTCitcoin is the smart person's medium of exchange." - BTCruno


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: DILLIGAF on June 28, 2012, 06:54:18 PM
"It is easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven." - Jesus as told by Matthew 19:24


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: fatigue on June 28, 2012, 07:03:33 PM
"The easiest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." -unknown

"The easiest way to double your BTC is to send them to an offline wallet." -Fatigue


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: AndrewBUD on June 28, 2012, 09:58:34 PM
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, i'm out :)


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: apetersson on June 28, 2012, 10:07:06 PM
Quote from: Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild
"Give me control of a nation's block reward and I care not who makes it's laws" — 


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on June 28, 2012, 11:36:30 PM
"It is easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven." - Jesus as told by Matthew 19:24

Actually, what I said was "It's easier to eye my camel toe than for a needle to enter in my-- JESUS!" - Me 06:29:2012


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 28, 2012, 11:41:12 PM
"If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit." - Michelle Branch

"If you want to get my attention, start accepting BTC." - BTCruno


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 30, 2012, 11:14:42 AM
"When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter." - Stephen Wright.

"When they asked Satoshi Nakamoto for his ID, he produced a Bitcoin.? - BTCruno


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on June 30, 2012, 12:27:24 PM
I see what your doing... Not altered but bitcoind persay

To a certain extend, but doesn't necessarily need to be so. Just as long as we Bitcoiners can somewhat relate to it.

~Bruno~
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Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 02, 2012, 02:17:52 AM
We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666--and then our master Satan can return! - Cheech Marin

One needs 6 confirmations, thus only 6 degrees of separation of having BTCitcoin transactions confirmed. This is my 6,666th post--and now our master Satoshi can return! - BTCruno


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: teflone on July 02, 2012, 03:16:15 AM
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Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: finkleshnorts on July 02, 2012, 05:09:48 AM
"Why did my parents name me after a horrible disease?" --Cancer Smith


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 02, 2012, 05:08:26 PM
"Why did my parents name me after a horrible disease?" --Cancer Smith

When asked where he picked up his name, the reply...

"Off a map and a box of cough drops." - Nevada Smith


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: D4CH on July 02, 2012, 05:11:55 PM
"We should stop here, this isn't batcountry!"

Am I doing it right?


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 02, 2012, 05:20:38 PM
"We should stop here, this isn't batcountry!"

Am I doing it right?

Here's the way to do it:

"We should stop here! This is bat country. Let's pick up some guano!" - (site original author, should be notable, but not a deal breaker)

Then alter the quote, relating it to Bitcoin as much as possible, like...

"We should stop here! This is BTCitcoin country. Let's mine some coins!" - BTCruno (then add your name here)


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: grantbdev on July 02, 2012, 07:23:52 PM
"No...I AM SATOSHI NAKAMOTO!" - Darth Vader


Title: Re: Altered Quotes
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 07, 2012, 05:34:46 AM
I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity! ~ Troy McClure (The Simpsons, I assume)

I'm Satoshi Nakamoto, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to do: Bitcoin! ~ Bruno (in the voice of Satoshi Nakamoto)