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Title: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: ilovelittleboys on December 26, 2014, 12:47:49 AM
Pun intended. ;D

When you compare the artistic merit and dedication that went into mainstream films compared to porn films, it's pretty apparent that porn films tend to be of much lower quality with much less work put into them. We make fun of poor-quality films like Plan 9 From Outer Space and The Room. But when it's a porn film, nobody cares.

Why is this so? Different genres of film are supposed to elicit certain reactions. Porn films are meant to be arousing. Comedy films are meant to be funny. Action films are meant to be exhilarating. So why can't there be porn films that have as much thought and effort put into them as your typical comedy or action film?


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: pedrog on December 26, 2014, 01:30:25 AM
Porn movies don't premiere in every theater cinema in the world, there's a lot less money to be made.

But you can find some expensive and elaborated productions, like Porn Wars by Private. :)


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: (oYo) on December 26, 2014, 03:03:30 AM
They're not really made for their replay value.


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: darkota on December 26, 2014, 08:16:56 AM
They're not really made for their replay value.

This^

The biggest consumers of porn(straight porn at least), are men. So, what director in their right mind would spend millions on a porn film, when it's only going to reach a limited(above 18 hopefully) audience, and will be looked at mostly for free.


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: BillyBobZorton on December 26, 2014, 05:33:57 PM
Porn is watching a good fucker (Rocco) fucking hot girls in HD, so thats awesome.

I don't want to know what kind of porn are you watching with that nickname tho..


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: Lethn on December 26, 2014, 05:42:49 PM
...... You're not one of those people who writes story reviews for hentai are you?


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: Gronthaing on December 27, 2014, 03:01:47 AM
They're not really made for their replay value.

This^

The biggest consumers of porn(straight porn at least), are men. So, what director in their right mind would spend millions on a porn film, when it's only going to reach a limited(above 18 hopefully) audience, and will be looked at mostly for free.

One of the problems with forcing all human activity to have monetary value. You can't get high quality porn.


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: TrailingComet on December 27, 2014, 04:47:23 AM
They are made with a particular male clientele in mind. Not sure everyone feels the same way you do.


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
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Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: H1N1 on December 27, 2014, 05:20:01 AM
because we want to watch only the fcking part. Most people wants to watch those parts :)


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: csharp11 on December 30, 2014, 02:18:13 PM
 ;D Bro, that question is really weird and more than a bit creepy with your nickname. :D


Title: Re: Why do porn films suck so much?
Post by: El Emperador on January 01, 2015, 05:23:01 PM
Because porn movies are all focused on sexual acts.
But we have to say that in the past ( 80's , early 90's ) there were more porn movies with a plot... maybe not so elaborated, but however a little plot. Nowadays the sexually explicit parts take all the time.