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Title: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: agaguk on May 21, 2011, 02:18:31 AM Hi,
I know I only have one post, however I feel like I should really offer my services for this great occasion. According to some people smarter than me, some dudes are going to get raptured (some sort of thing where you get attacked by a dinosaur and sent to heaven or something like that). Well, if you're one of those dudes, you probably want all your bitcoins that you worked so hard for to stay safe, so I am offering to keep your bitcoins safe while you enjoy your time in heaven. There will be no fees at all, however there are no refunds. You can send your bitcoins to 1Hd5nFsmngHx46Cbm3ADFm6LaYnhDjrcQP and enjoy being raptured! Ps. I really don't mean to offend anyone, I just thought I'd have a little bit of fun. If it's offensive to anyone, please delete this topic, or if it's not serious enough, delete it too, but please don't ban me! Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: smooth on May 21, 2011, 02:23:16 AM I'm offering rapture insurance.
If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC. Offer ends at 07:00 UTC. 1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: agaguk on May 21, 2011, 02:24:06 AM I'm offering rapture insurance. If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC. Offer ends at 07:00 UTC. 1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD Are you trying to steal my business? That man is not to be trusted! ;D Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: smooth on May 21, 2011, 02:25:30 AM I'm offering rapture insurance. If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC. Offer ends at 07:00 UTC. 1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD Are you trying to steal my business? That man is not to be trusted! ;D Different service. You are offering safekeeping. I'm offering insurance. Good to have so many options in these uncertain times. Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: agaguk on May 21, 2011, 02:27:06 AM I'm offering rapture insurance. If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC. Offer ends at 07:00 UTC. 1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD Are you trying to steal my business? That man is not to be trusted! ;D Different service. You are offering safekeeping. I'm offering insurance. Good to have so many options in these uncertain times. That's a good point. I retract my previous statement. Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: CryptikEnigma on May 21, 2011, 02:38:13 AM I'm offering rapture insurance. If the world ends May 21, I will pay out 100 BTC for every unit of insurance purchased for 1 BTC. Offer ends at 07:00 UTC. 1L7TCH2e79bR6sRHbBHGsxJbHtuTCkMqxD LOL Topic ends here. No other post is topping that. Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: Ricochet on May 21, 2011, 02:53:04 AM If I receive more than 100 BTC in donations, I will personally convince Jesus to hold off for another few years.
Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: lulzplzkthx on May 21, 2011, 02:56:01 AM If I receive donations, I will give nobody anything because they don't deserve it anyway.
Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: agaguk on May 21, 2011, 02:59:03 AM You guys hijacked my thread. I will report you to the cyberpolice. >:(
Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: lulzplzkthx on May 21, 2011, 03:10:40 AM You guys hijacked my thread. I will report you to the cyberpolice. >:( Terribly sorry... but you know, it won't matter tomorrow... in fact, you might as well send me your bitcoins.Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: Gareth Nelson on May 21, 2011, 02:51:53 PM I'll send 10000BTC to anyone who takes out 100BTC of insurance with me if the world ends before midnight GMT today.
Go on, beat that Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: CryptikEnigma on May 21, 2011, 05:52:13 PM You guys hijacked my thread. I will report you to the cyberpolice. >:( http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r280/threat2life/cyberpolice.jpg Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: Basiley on May 21, 2011, 07:08:32 PM only hour before US Airforce start bombing cyberspace.
tick-toc ! /from "chronicles of internet holocaust" written on Earth remnants rock. Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: BitcoinsWallet on May 21, 2011, 09:35:03 PM Oh my god...
Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: commlinx on May 22, 2011, 01:03:29 PM anyone get raptured :P Yes I did and things are awesome ;D. They say you can't take your money with you when you go but I memorised the contents of my wallet.dat so am the richest person here on the other side :D.Title: Re: Give me your bitcoins before getting raptured! Post by: Vitalik Buterin on May 22, 2011, 05:37:34 PM Yes I did and things are awesome ;D. They say you can't take your money with you when you go but I memorised the contents of my wallet.dat so am the richest person here on the other side :D. Hope you know how to sign transactions and calculate hashes in your head. You'll be fine, I'm sure the difficulty is fairly low up there. |
