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Title: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 27, 2012, 05:22:46 PM (feel free to pen your own)
Bartender: You don't look old enough to vote, let alone drink. ZT: Here's a note from my mom. Bartender: I guess that'll make it okay then. What'll have? ZT: Anything will do. I'm having trouble sleeping lately. Bartender: This should do it. That'll be five bucks. ZT: Which credit card can I use here? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: goodlord666 on July 27, 2012, 05:39:56 PM I liked it.
Even lol'd a little. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Maria on July 27, 2012, 05:45:14 PM Bartender: Sorry bud, no credit cards accepted here..
ZT: Ok, do you accept bitcoins? Bartender: Absolutely! After 6 confirmations you will get your drink. ZT: Fine, in that case, drinks for everyone here, on me. Bartender: Hey man thats pretty generous! You Rock! Do You drink Dos XX? ZT: Yes I do! My friend here is a millionaire and never drinks, but when he does, he drinks urine. Serve him a big frozen Jug please Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: goodlord666 on July 27, 2012, 06:41:30 PM Bartender: Sorry bud, no credit cards accepted here.. ZT: Ok, do you accept bitcoins? Bartender: Absolutely! After 6 confirmations you will get your drink. ZT: Fine, in that case, drinks for everyone here, on me. Bartender: Hey man thats pretty generous! You Rock! Do You drink Dos XX? ZT: Yes I do! My friend here is a millionaire and never drinks, but when he does, he drinks urine. Serve him a big frozen Jug please Try this first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke or this: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/02/25/prozac10c.jpg Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 27, 2012, 06:55:30 PM ZT: You want to a pic of buddy Chen's Pride and Joy?
Bartender: Sure! http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-02/22/xin_5520206220808843245146.jpg Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 27, 2012, 07:14:44 PM Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: finkleshnorts on July 27, 2012, 07:17:33 PM Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: goodlord666 on July 27, 2012, 08:47:59 PM That relic collection story really fascinates me...
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Maria on July 28, 2012, 12:05:19 AM Which one of these is the relic collector Zhou? Is it Xavier?
http://www.techxav.com/2009/09/18/support/ Maria. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: nedbert9 on July 28, 2012, 01:40:01 AM Which one of these is the relic collector Zhou? Is it Xavier? http://www.techxav.com/2009/09/18/support/ Maria. Wow, the real life Steve Erkel. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Bitcoin Oz on July 28, 2012, 04:11:07 AM People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? :D
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 28, 2012, 04:51:18 AM Which one of these is the relic collector Zhou? Is it Xavier? http://www.techxav.com/2009/09/18/support/ Maria. Asian boy walks in a bar... AB: Can I use the bathroom? Bartender: Sure. AB: Thanks. <after completing his task, is about to exit the bar when stopped by a couple guys> Guy1: We don't get many Asian lads here in this next of the woods. Guy2: Mind if we take you picture outside in front of the mountain? AB: Sure. Guy1: Can't wait to show this to Margaret. Guy2: Can we buy you a Coke? AB: I'm fine. Thanks though. <back in the bar> Guy1: That makes eight so far. We ready to build that website? Guy2: Think so! We need to be careful though to make sure we don't mess up and link them to our other domains. Guy1 & 2: :D ;D ;) ;D :D :D :) Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: :D ;D ;) ;D :D :D :) Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: myrkul on July 28, 2012, 06:08:12 AM Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: :D ;D ;) ;D :D :D :) Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 28, 2012, 07:04:23 AM Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: :D ;D ;) ;D :D :D :) Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2. And you want me to deliver to you two coffee enemas how? http://liveyourbliss.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/egyptian-coffee-enema.jpg Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: myrkul on July 28, 2012, 08:11:24 AM Al the Alpaca: What'll I owe you Joe? Bartender: Does is matter? You'll just have me put in on that duck's bill. Duck: Aflac! Al the Alpaca: Later, Joe. Later, guys. Guy1 & 2: :D ;D ;) ;D :D :D :) Holy crap... Whatever you're having, Bruno, I'll take 2. And you want me to deliver to you two coffee enemas how? Well, there's really only one way to deliver one of those, isn't there? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on July 28, 2012, 02:08:21 PM Bruno please insert enema for myrkul
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 28, 2012, 02:28:06 PM ZT: I wish to pay off my bar tab today.
Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab. ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it. Bartender: Can you at least pay me ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse? Bartender: Can I pay you to leave? ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again? Bartender: Sure! ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Bitcoin Oz on July 28, 2012, 02:30:08 PM ZT: I wish to pay off my bar tab today. Bartender: Excellent! Hmmm! I can't seem to find that tab. ZT: Well, when you do find it, I'll pay it. Bartender: Can you at least pay me ZT: Do you really think this is my first rodeo without a horse? Bartender: Can I pay you to leave? ZT: I suggest you lawyer up and quit talking to me. You want to see the Three-card Monte trick again? Bartender: Sure! ZT: Didn't you hear what I just told you? LOL Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 28, 2012, 03:06:55 PM ZT: Hey, Joe! Is it true that I can tell you anything, and you wouldn't repeat it?
Bartender: Just like a priest. ZT: Great! I think I did a very bad thing. Bartender: I'm listening! ZT: You see, I... Is that an alpaca at the other end of the bar wearing a listening device? Bartender: That's Al, probably listening to The Moody Blues. Continue. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: nimda on July 29, 2012, 03:51:14 AM BWAHAHA!1
(literally... like not just 'lol'... like... umm... I actually laughed, like, physically, broski) Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: westkybitcoins on July 29, 2012, 04:03:01 AM People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? :D Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: myrkul on July 29, 2012, 04:07:11 AM People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? :D Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public. Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: myrkul on July 29, 2012, 04:54:30 AM People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? :D Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public. Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record? No, he was an annoying kid. There’s a difference. Zhou never annoyed anyone he only stole money. Come to think of it I like Zhou more than Atlas so he isn’t all bad. Well, call me crazy, but I'll take an honest ass-hole over a charming thief any day. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: westkybitcoins on July 29, 2012, 04:57:50 AM People really gave thousands of bitcoins to a kid ? :D Yes. Yes they did. And continued to do so after his age became public. Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record? No, he was an annoying kid. There’s a difference. Zhou never annoyed anyone he only stole money. Come to think of it I like Zhou more than Atlas so he isn’t all bad. Well, call me crazy, but I'll take an honest ass-hole over a charming thief any day. +1 Although I realize, based on general human behavior, we seem to be in the minority. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 29, 2012, 03:36:32 PM Zhou, Tihan, Amir, Patrick, Donald and Bruce walk into a bar.
Al the Alpaca: (to the bartender) It must me happy hour. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on July 29, 2012, 03:41:18 PM Must be self mutilation time (orgY) ?
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 29, 2012, 03:52:51 PM (overheard at table #5) Who ever thinks that we should do this as a
Bartender: I hate it when they do that. Al the Alpaca: What? The magic show? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: repentance on July 29, 2012, 11:25:18 PM Isn't this the same community that blasted Atlas back to the stone age because he was "just a kid", despite his excellent track record? Atlas didn't have "an excellent track record". I wouldn't call Zhou "charming". Just like Atlas, he can get quite petulant when people aren't worshipping at the altar of his intelligence and especially when he gets called out on stuff. In other words, he behaves pretty much like a normal teenager. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Al the Alpaca on July 30, 2012, 04:01:04 AM ZT: Is Phinn here?
Bartender: You just missed him. ZT: Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: stochastic on July 30, 2012, 05:18:39 AM don't forget without any voice recording to prove any call took place. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 30, 2012, 04:19:16 PM ZT: Why does it always smell like a barn when I come in here?
Bartender: What'll be, Mack? ZT: The name's not Mack! And I'll have a Mai Tai. Bartender: Cash or Credit? ZT: You know what this place needs? Bartender: No! What, Mack? ZT: I said it ain't Mack. Anyway, you need a fabulous website with proper SEO. Bartender: If you say so, Mack. ZT: How many times are you going to refer to me as Mack? Bartender: Only until you tell me your name, Mack. ZT: It seems you don't know who I am. Bartender: Right on, Mack! ZT: I guess I'm going to have to tell you, don't I? Bartender: I'm all alpaca ears! ZT: I have founded Bitcoinica, became profitable after a week and exited successfully in 2011. It was one of the most profitable and fast-growing business in Bitcoin economy under my management. (https://angel.co/zhoutong) Bartender: Cool story, Mack. Want another Mai Tai? ZT: Make it a double! Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 31, 2012, 05:27:49 AM Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing!
ZT: Why's everybody staring at me? Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar. ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket. Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue. The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me! >Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.< Dear Joe, I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names and Peace, bro. Ryan Zhou Tong Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 01, 2012, 07:57:15 PM Bartender: What'll be today, Kevin?
Bartender: Phinn? Again? Duck: Aflac! Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: mem on August 02, 2012, 05:26:03 AM Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing! ZT: Why's everybody staring at me? Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar. ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket. Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue. The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me! >Later that day, the bartender is reading a letter.< Dear Joe, I regret to inform you that I will no longer be patronizing your fine establishment. I will keep the golden drink umbrella as long as possible. Tell everybody I said "Hey!", and that if they're interested, I'll be trafficing domain names and Peace, bro. Ryan Zhou Tong I think you nailed it ;) Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 02, 2012, 06:31:19 PM Bartender: Hey, Kevin. Why so gloom? Tough week at the museum? Bartender: You look so stressed. Have you been to myfreecams.com lately? Duck: Aflac! Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: LoupGaroux on August 02, 2012, 09:38:49 PM A guy walks into a bar with Zhou Tong. He orders a drink and while he's drinking,
Zhou Tong jumps all around the place. Zhou Tong grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what Zhou Tong just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff Zhou Tong ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has Zhou Tong with him. He orders a drink and Zhou Tong starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, Zhou Tong finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then Zhou Tong finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what Zhou Tong did just now?" "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he measures everything first now." Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Danijel Habek on August 02, 2012, 09:52:43 PM After a cue ball ass condition Zhou Tong couldn't sit in front of his computer, so he went to his MD to check up on his butt.
MD told him to take down his pants and bend over. After the brief look at ZT's asshole, MD said: "Well sir, you have a book example of hemorrhoids!" Zhou Tong replied: "Fuck it doc, you could have said that to my face!" Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 03, 2012, 07:02:10 AM Stranger: Is it always this crowded in here?
Bartender: Nah! Just a Zhou Tong support group. Stranger: Must be an important guy. Is he here? Bartender: Nah! Nobody's ever seen him. What'll be? Stranger: I'll have whatever the alpaca's drinkin'. Bartender: I'll brew a fresh pot. Al the Alpaca: If he were here you'd see fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 03, 2012, 04:36:01 PM Bartender: What you think?
ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Nicely written. Going to post it now. What I owe you? Bartender: The usual. ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: It's been a busy week. Can I pay you tomorrow? My pretty mouth's sore. Bartender: I can still squeal like a pig. ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Okay! But do the alpaca shrieking whine instead, for I'm on a mission, and audiological techniques help keep me focus. Al the Alpaca: Anybody here interested in buying a Relic watch? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 03, 2012, 05:48:14 PM Dude have you seen my keys?
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 03, 2012, 05:57:46 PM Dude have you seen my keys? You telling me that your Volvo doesn't have a two-factor identification thingy for entry into said vehicle? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 03, 2012, 06:11:55 PM oh i thought I was contributing.....
It's old enough to still use keys... sorry.... Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 03, 2012, 06:17:04 PM oh i thought I was contributing..... It's old enough to still use keys... sorry.... By bad! I thought you were in reference to that 'question' thread, coupled with me seeing your avatar, is why I posted what I did. I think I see the gist of your post know. Later, bud. ~Bruno~ Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Bitcoin Oz on August 04, 2012, 12:43:37 AM Dude have you seen my keys? You left them in the ignition with the doors unlocked. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 04, 2012, 12:47:23 AM Dude have you seen my keys? You left them in the ignition with the doors unlocked. I do that all the time, never had my car stolen... Key's are in it right now both of them. windows wide open :) but if you want the nicer SUV you have to take the stupid Volvo... PS: ZT should pay back what he owes people..... or forever be the fart nosed penis wrinkle.. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 04, 2012, 03:02:00 AM ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: ;D ;D ;D
Bartender: Why are you laughing so hard? ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: Somebody just called me a fart nosed penis wrinkle and left out a hyphen. Bartender: Did you see they moved two of Phinn's threads? ZT aka Dr. Kevin Lim PhD: ;D ;D ;D Duck: (to Al the Alpaca) What does this mean, Al? What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong. Al the Alpaca: Yeah, we did. We were supposed to fight for the people who couldn't fight for themselves. We were supposed to fight for Zhou. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Bitcoin Oz on August 04, 2012, 03:31:42 AM I dont always send email but when I do I use the bitcoinica database to send spam emails about my new product.
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Inedible on August 04, 2012, 03:38:16 AM Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing! ZT: Why's everybody staring at me? Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar. ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket. Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue. The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me! I'll admit I had a chuckle at this :P Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 04, 2012, 08:32:21 AM Waitress: Almost all my tips are missing! ZT: Why's everybody staring at me? Bartender: Your hand's in the cookie jar. ZT: I know how it may look from your point of view, but what I was doing was replacing the stolen tips with money out of my own pocket. Half the bar's patrons: I believe him. Let him continue. The other half: You're fuckin' kidding me! I'll admit I had a chuckle at this :P Glad you enjoyed it, bud. The humor here is not necessarily meant to make light of the situation, but mainly to lighten up the... (too tire to think of a good word to put there, but you get the gist). Later, bud. ~Bruno~ Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 04, 2012, 05:14:49 PM ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10)
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 05, 2012, 08:24:59 AM Duck: Aflac! Aflac! Aflac!
Bartender: I don't think you're goin' to get that duck to squeal like a pig, Kevin. ZT aka Zhou Tong: I'm working my way over to the pretty mouth of that alpaca. Customer: Can you keep that fuckin' duck quiet? I'm tryin' to talk to Pirate on Skype. Al the Alpaca: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Oh damn, someone stole my sneakers. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: zhoutong on August 05, 2012, 09:27:23 AM ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10) Now it's worth $12. And still profitable. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: LoupGaroux on August 05, 2012, 02:33:16 PM ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10) Now it's worth $12. And still profitable. That's the best joke so far... the guy behind the loss of a half million dollars in other people's money, who many consider to be the person responsible for taking the money, comes to a joke thread to pimp his next project. And better still that project is ALSO able to magically inflate the value of your coins!!! Zhou Tong, the perpetual inflation machine. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 05, 2012, 03:08:13 PM ZT: I just realized I am giving less per BTC @ nameterrific.... (At nameterrific your BTC is worth $10) Now it's worth $12. And still profitable. That's the best joke so far... the guy behind the loss of a half million dollars in other people's money, who many consider to be the person responsible for taking the money, comes to a joke thread to pimp his next project. And better still that project is ALSO able to magically inflate the value of your coins!!! Zhou Tong, the perpetual inflation machine. If every name on a mailing list is worth X, and 1 pays X - Y, then Y = $. If 1 wants >$, then Yn. Repeat & Rinse over a wide range of products and services, and 1 profits Z2. Quote "man is the measure of all things" And you thought I didn't know the Protagoras Theorem. ::) ~Bruno~ Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 05, 2012, 03:10:32 PM Nice... Looks good on ya...
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 05, 2012, 03:14:24 PM Nice... Looks good on ya... I used to be an SEO adventurer, until the marketing gurus starting shooting arrows at my knees. ~Bruno~ Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 05, 2012, 03:16:08 PM :) shoot back?
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 05, 2012, 03:26:57 PM :) shoot back? Quote Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish. The dead cost nothing. (Note to self: You're starting to post like Atlas) ~Cackling Bear~ Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: LoupGaroux on August 05, 2012, 04:13:04 PM I went to high school with a girl named Protagoras Theorem, she though she knew all the angles.
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 05, 2012, 06:37:50 PM I went to high school with a girl named Protagoras Theorem, she though she knew all the angles. You're rucky I like you, otherwise I would have reported you to the mods for throwing elliptic curveballs. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 06, 2012, 05:36:13 AM ZT: It's been pretty quiet lately.
Bartender: Too quiet! Duck: <> Al the Alpaca: Can you all keep it down while I'm surfing the channels to find the two-person luge competition in the Olympics! I don't want to miss anything in case there's a repeat of the likes of Cool Running. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 08, 2012, 08:35:48 AM Duck: af...la...ac
Bartender: Now that you're done with the duck, let me ask you what's the first thing you're going to say to the judge when you go to trial? ZT a.k.a. ?: Good morning, Worm, you're honor! Bartender: And you're first question answered on the witness stand? ZT a.k.a. ?: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Al the Alpaca: Please, Jehovah, let the case be aired live. And don't worry, Duck, for I see Burt Reynolds aimin' an arrow now. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Bitcoin Oz on August 09, 2012, 11:39:05 AM ZT:A pirate stole everyones bitcoins.
Bartender: A what stole their what now ? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 09, 2012, 10:11:47 PM Customer: Does anybody here know what time it is?
ZT: Want to buy a watch? http://relicwatchess.webs.com/RelicDragonWatch_1.jpg Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 10, 2012, 01:47:42 AM Bartender: So, tell me how everything went at DEFCON and did anybody recognize you?
ZT: STFU! http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8443/7750118082_011a7cfbfd.jpg Google the image's URL if you want to see where I found this. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 10, 2012, 03:20:12 AM Bartender: What you doin' Al?
Al the Alpaca: Joining an Advance Affiliate Marketing forum so that I can interact with my fellow Bitcoiners elsewhere. You happen to have a Siamese dictionary handy. Duck: Aflac! ZT: STFU, Duck! I'm eavesdropping. Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 11, 2012, 08:14:44 AM Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: You don't say! Duck: Aflac! Bartender: That is odd. Duck: Aflac! Bartender: Amazing! ZT: What the fuck is that tight-ass duck saying? Bartender: Since you didn't master duck-speak as quickly as you learnt English, I'll translate. Duck finds it amazing that there are so many user names that Phinn's been researching on the BitcoinTalk forum who've all disappeared on the same day--September 11, 2011. Duck: Aflac! ZT: Is there a Rosetta Stone to rearn Duck? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 14, 2012, 04:58:02 PM Bartender: Why so
Al the Alpaca: STFU! Duck: Alfac! Al the Alpaca: You, too! ZT: Anybody want to buy a Relic watch? Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: AndrewBUD on August 16, 2012, 12:22:28 AM I don't think I would be able to wear such a nice looking watch....... I would be afraid of getting mugged..... 2. It has no numbers, how the fuk do you read the time?
Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: bombshelterzero on August 16, 2012, 12:45:58 AM lmao... classic Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 16, 2012, 04:37:50 AM Bartender: What's the backup plan if the relic excuse doesn't hold water?
ZT: They'll believe me once my water burst. http://www.seosmarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/malepregnancy.jpg Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 16, 2012, 11:14:23 PM Duck: Aflac!
Bartender: Hey, Duck. ZT: Hey, Joe! Bartender: Hey, Zhou. Al the Alpaca: Hey, Joe! Bartender: Hey, Al. New Customer: Hey, Joe! Bartender: Hey, Mack. New Customer: How the hell did you know my name was Mack? Phinn: You're new around these parts, aren't you? (no subtle meaning in this post~just for humor purposes only) Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 30, 2012, 06:21:40 PM Bartender: Top o' the morning to you, Lim Chen.
Formally Zhou Tong: How the hell do you know my real name? Bartender: Dude, from the image where you're holding that epic "I'm Real" sign. It's printed on the left side of your vanity hoodie. Duck: AFLAC! Formally Zhou Tong: What the fuck did Duck just say. Al the Alpaca: He said, "No more duck tail for you for one year!" Formally Zhou Tong: It sucks being me. At least that should be the most epic thing that happens today. Matthew N. Wright: I'm willing to bet up to 10,000 BTC... Customer #4: I'm in! Customer #5: I'm in! Customer #6: I'm in! Customer #7: I'm new here. Can I get in? Customer #8: I'm in! Customer #4: Can I increase my bet? Customer #9: I'm in! Customer #10: I'm in! Customer #11: I'm in! Customer #12: I'm shocked! Shocked, to see gambling taking place in such a fine establishment. What's the minimum BTC you're excepting? Customer #13: I'm in! Customer #14: I'm in! Are you also taking Liberty Reserves and LDs. Customer #15: I'm in! Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: LoupGaroux on August 30, 2012, 07:09:41 PM Bartender (to new patron, entering bar on a wooden leg, with a parrot on his shoulder): "Hey buddy, we don't want no trouble around here, you'll have to leave those pistols with me at the bar, along with that nasty looking sword."
Zhou: "My Gods! It's a pirate!!! If only he would pick me to be his partner?" pirate: "arrrr, have you any simple-minded fools around these parts? I be looking to flog some of my schemes to them before I be shippin' out of town." Zhou: "Please Sir, could I be your bitch? Or perhaps your cabin boy, I would ever so love to learn at the feet of the master!" pirate: "arrr, away with you, filthy little urchin, yer fawning and grovelling is bad for business." Duck: "Here little parrot, I have some lovely parrot chow, and a nice petard to impale you with when you bend over to dine!" pirate: "arrr, hey Grog Slinger! Yer damn duck is havin' his way with me parrot, that's not very nice!" Zhou: "If only he would love me like that..." (accompanied by dreamy sighs...) Bartender: "Fine, that's it, the whole damn bunch of you get the hell out of my place, this is a nice tavern, not some filthy cesspit for your nefarious dealings, have off now!" Duck: "Bitch parrot better have my interest ready..." Title: Re: Zhou Tong walks into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on August 31, 2012, 01:12:13 AM Me like it, LG, albeit I believed you missed an opportunity to incorporate the phrase "three-prong approach" in your prose.
~Bruno~ |
