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Title: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: Taras on March 17, 2015, 09:15:01 PM ok i am going to prove 2 you that satoshi is the illuminati
i was the one that traced satoshis 50 BTC lasty ear so im qualified 4 this trus me i am challengin my self 2 make this in 15 minutes. it is 4 PM here i have until 4:15 PM to click "Post" lets gohttp://beforeitsnews.com/contributor/upload/291278/images/bitcom.jpg b4 reading this you may want to get a paper wallet to wipe ur tears bcuz sh*t is about to get tragic SATOSHI satoshi is between 1 and n people the illuminati is between 1 and n people coincidence? lets look at the facts satoshi mined bitcoins x8s (https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/X8s) mined bitcoins x8s only mined for a few months satoshi mined 2.33 times as much as x8s x8s has 3 letters satoshi has 7 letters 7 divided by 3 is 2.33 illuminati has 10 letters 10 > 7. did the illuminati mine more bitcooins than satoshi ?that means that if satoshi is the illuminati then more people are the illuminati that solve blocks but we need more proogf Horrible Horrendous Terrible Tremendous was a mining pool Horrible Horrendous Terrible Tremendous has 999 letters satoshi mined 1 million bitcoins 1 million bitcoins divided by 7 letters times 999 letters is 140573571.42857142857142857142857 bitcoins did hhtt mine 140 million bitcoins? lets find out\. block 8767 of th tenebrix block chain had a nonce of 140573571 it was mined by jercos jercos sold laszlo 2 pizzas the circumference of a pizza divided by the diameter of a pizza is pi, digit 104218935 after the decimal place is where a 140573571 is in pi. block 117504 of mmmcoin had a nonce of 104218935 that block had a hash with thirteen leading zeros the hash of bitcoin block 210000 had a hash with thirteen leading zeros block 210000 was solved by slushs pool the person in slushs pool who solved it was a laughing bear and sold the graphics card that solved the block to goat. goat https://bitcointalk.org/useravatars/avatar_44233.png is chang noi in the illuminait? lets find out. chang noi is fdrom thailand or something that is on the earth by north korea north kore is shaped like a dog do you know what else is shaped like a dog? this motherfucker: http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7e0/820858974_1300068.gif clifford likes to drink helneken with snoop dogg snoiop dogg is actually snoop lion now lions havew hhair do you know who else has hair? thats right. thomas edison some old guy a few years ago tried selling a book over thomas edison decentralizing currency before satoshi did did you see that? that sentence has SATOSHI in it ^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but who mined block 666? dustiin trammel check my chain archaeology but back then block 0 was considered to be block 1 so block 666 now was block 667 then so who mined block 665 now that was block 666 at the time? oh shit its SATOSHI lets add up what weve learned so far satoshi mined block 666 satoshi is more than one person maybe like the illumanti is maybe also satoshi claimed ot enjoy heneken .like clifford not convinced? when in doubt check wikipedoa https://i.imgbomb.com/Npiv4.png DID YOU READ WHAT I RED? satoshi founded henken all along and henkin is the ILUMTIN also ASICMiner is apparently a brewery. all the miners must make the heating process simple but thats NOT THE POINT satoshi founded a company that is in the ilumint ths is funked up man maybe satoshi is in the ilumint hol sh*t. now lets try to solve for n http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/2/a/1/2a1627646bbd4250ac0cd4ccc73c4b36.png its a lie n is an independent variable does satoshi lie like th abvoe formula? lets find out satoshi saidf he was 39 hes obvioously at least 60 satoshi = a liar CONFRIMED does the illumti lie? obviously not they are open about their existence if they leave all these clues an triangles everwhere but mabe there lieing about existing andf they fdoint exist so sathsio dfont exist wtaf maybet sathosi dosnt exits mabe the aikllum is satosh beceaue s they dont exist if 1 thign that dont exist and 1 thign that dont exist then they r the same. lets plug that into the formula http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/maths-equal-sign-wallpaper.jpg look its just an equals sing thers noting on either sid noting is zero except in computer sicnce it is null satosh was a computer sicntits null = null SATOSHI = ILLUMINATI CONFRIMED thank you for your time Title: Re: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: rockBTC on March 17, 2015, 09:36:11 PM i, kinda get what youre saying in the first part with your calculations but i understand nothing after where u posted the dog, i think all your calculations are just a coincidence
Title: Re: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: Valzador on March 17, 2015, 11:35:00 PM Quote 1 second off :P Quote i am challengin my self 2 make this in 15 minutes. it is 4 PM here i have until 4:15 PM to click "Post" Title: Re: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: Taras on March 18, 2015, 01:25:26 AM Quote 1 second off :P Quote i am challengin my self 2 make this in 15 minutes. it is 4 PM here i have until 4:15 PM to click "Post" Maybe next time I'll get it right... Title: Re: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: |Bitcoin| on March 18, 2015, 12:57:03 PM Quote 1 second off :P Quote i am challengin my self 2 make this in 15 minutes. it is 4 PM here i have until 4:15 PM to click "Post" Maybe next time I'll get it right... No. It took the system one second to process your 'post' request. Title: Re: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: FanEagle on March 18, 2015, 05:38:39 PM Ookay, next drug please.
Title: Re: Satoshi = Illuminati Post by: cjrosero on March 18, 2015, 06:45:10 PM i think he is the one who is Illuminati LOL. ;D ;D
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