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Hi,

I will write something on a banana and give it to a wild monkey for http://btc-priceimg.herokuapp.com/img/5 (5 USD)

Yes, it is a serious service. I will do it. I can post a video after completion. You can have the name of your website written on the banana for example.

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bitcoin:1FKRyovZrStWwDFfJb9X59inAbPzXhUKSD

Here's a video I did for Justin @ Motherboard the other day:

http://img.youtube.com/vi/zUyO2oimhA4/0.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUyO2oimhA4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUyO2oimhA4)
Article: http://motherboard.vice.com/en_ca/read/we-got-a-bitcoin-performer-to-feed-motherboard-bananas-to-wild-monkeys (http://motherboard.vice.com/en_ca/read/we-got-a-bitcoin-performer-to-feed-motherboard-bananas-to-wild-monkeys)

This one was for "Vince":

http://img.youtube.com/vi/t0mCpcBTR0k/0.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0mCpcBTR0k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0mCpcBTR0k)

Example please

Please allow me to examplify  :)

You tell me what to write on the banana.

I go out, buy a suitable banana, hop on my vehicle, transport myself to the place where the monkeys live and while recording the whole thing, I transfer ownership of the banana from my hands to theirs, hopefully in an amusing way or at least without having them steal my cell phone at the same time which they could do.

It's a deal?

I like ur idea!
Would u go first or scrow is welcome?
Can u show us a video doing this before?

I like that you like my idea  :)

I cannot show a video now because I am offering this new service for the first time. I can show you a video after completion.

Escrow works or half payment in advance maybe. I have to pay gas and the whole thing takes a while to arrange, which is why I am charging. Oh and I need food money which is another reason :)

I would go first in some instances but perhaps not now as it takes some time to arrange and monkeys are not used to show business :)

This is awesome. I will definitely pm you soon.

There is one thing I wanted my whole life and that is people telling me I am doing something awesome.

PM! PM! PM!  :)

For reference I have been providing some services in the past for tips in this thread:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=948359.0 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=948359.0)

There is a photo of something I wrote on the beach for a guy and he seemed quite happy about it and I have received some tips.

It is quite nice to be honest. I like your imagination op, very creative mind. But I would like to see how this monkey looks like, before I decide. Can you feed your monkeys with bananas and film it for us? If money will just run away grabbing a banana without really showing any sign messages on it, then your service is not really good for publicity...

PM'd

I fed the monkeys some water and shot something for you. Yes, the monkey just ran away grabbing the banana but the signs and messages were filmed clearly before that so should be good anyway for publicity :)

Could you makes the video to you previous thread on the burger not private? We could use that as proof of legitimacy.

Want I PM you? The video is ready.

Any examples, demo or previous works ?If not any video of your money ?

I could probably make a video non-private but what burger? You mean the sandwich? Yes, that could be used as proof of legitimacy.

are there alot of wild monkeys where youre located? are you afraid of an attack on yourself? or is this in a zoo setting?

I want to order this, but you need to post an example. We need to know if it's legit, and what kind of quality video we're going to get. This is universally true for virtually every good/service.

Yes, there are some or many wild monkeys where I am located.

First time I was a little bit concerned that they would attack but it was nice to hang out with them too.

No, this is not in a zoo setting.

Ok, you want to order it maybe. Here is the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji6ux5ui2w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji6ux5ui2w)

So, legit it is. The quality of the video was ok itself but YouTube displays mobile videos in a compressed way. I can try to improve the quality if someone orders again. (@Mrvanengelen I have the videos in mp4 format which looks nice on computer screens, let me know if you want I send them to you).

You are right that there is usually an example provided for every service. Virtually every virtual service  :)

Example above. I have also previously worked with providing free services for tips:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=948359.0

And provided a sandwich eating service:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=post;topic=999842.0

You can see the monkey in the video above.

Here's a video I did for Justin @ Motherboard the other day:

http://img.youtube.com/vi/zUyO2oimhA4/0.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUyO2oimhA4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUyO2oimhA4)

Perfect, i'm on mobile now, i'll pay you in a few hours.

Why not just give it to a monkey at the zoo?
I'm sure I could do this too, but I'll leave it to you!
Very enterprising, I'll say.

I don't know any zoo monkeys :)

You want to do it too but you leave it to me :)

Yes, I think quite enterprising. I have more ideas too.

a Zoo has a no feeding the monkeys sign, and people to enforce it so you do not feed the monkeys.

Video is fun! love your idea.. lets just hope not too many people will ask for a video, or the monkeys wil suffer from obesitas soon :P

Since you're offering several unusual services for 5 USD maybe you should also try it on Fiverr.com (afaik they accept Bitcoin too, but you'll get paid in USD - I don't know about their fees)

Preparing for MaliceRed:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBfm4SyVEAEkCT3.jpg

Monkeys make good video :)

I am travelling through cosmos.

I would be happy to give more bananas to the monkeys some day. These guys desire bananas more than most people desire most stuff.

Hi there MaliceRed,

Your video is ready  :)

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http://img.youtube.com/vi/t0mCpcBTR0k/0.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0mCpcBTR0k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0mCpcBTR0k)

Good service. I like your ideas!  I think it'll be become popular here.Wish you success !

This is totally worth it though, haha. Some good laughs, and pretty original. I'll have to order some more in the future.  :D

I like to hang out with monkeys. Sometimes. Not when they pull my shorts.

 OMG what would you charge for this service?

Hi Saw. I charge BTC (6 USD) for this service.

 For 6 bucks can you make the video a bit longer and add something morphing to a surprise?

 Say like the monkey eats the banana,with my referral link on it    https://bleutrade.com/sign_up/10637   then he is driving a super sweet ride wearing goldchains and jamming the radio with monkey B!tch3$ clamoring on him!!!!!Cause he got rich and all from signing up under my referral link!!!

 If you did that you could have a superbowl commercial!!!!

 Just an idea,lol

I can make a longer one but then it might get less interesting.

The monkeys definitely eat all bananas. Including those with referral links.

Hmm... A superbowl commercial including goldchains and sweet rides. I think I could do it but I might need to up the price :)

Your ideas are like goldchains on a monkey's neck :)

I commend what you doing bro, you feeding monkeys and making money at the same time, now that is called entrepreneurship.  Keep up the good work

I keep it up... Some monkeys are good monkeys.

One of the monkeys told me the other day he is moving to New York. Found a job as an office clerk, he said. Forget about it, I said. You'll be happier here.

This is one of the weirdest (and neatest) offerings here. I wish we had wild monkeys here. As long as they wouldn't be like Abu (from Aladdin), stealing everything.

: ) I haven't been feeding any monkeys in a long time. I would like to do it again if someone wants to fund it.

Ok I have to say this is something I have never seen before in my life. Feeding a monkey with a banana written with anything I want? LOL Brilliant idea you got there LOL Good luck with you business LOL sorry but I don't think of anything to be written on the banana right now LOL

This is a great service, remembers me about a time when this community was not completely fucked up by greed, and give me some hope for the future :)


Just please use a fixed btc price, not a fixed dollar one, and this should be awesome  :)

I am definitely will be keeping an eye on this. Hopefully one day I will order.

I added the current price in BTC : )

Thanks man, that means a lot to me : )