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HOW TO BLAME VOD ;D

Step 1: Go to ceriat.net/vod (http://ceriat.net/vod)

Step 2: Press the "Blame Vod" button

Step 3: Press it again at all your friend's houses

Congraturation you have blamed Vod. ;D ;D ;D

Once we get 1,000 blames then Vod has to shave his beard.

https://i.imgur.com/vn4e7Ti.png

I don't get this hate Vod thing? Please explain.

I blamed Vod for all my emotional problems >:(

They don't hate me.  They just blame me.   ;)

What? For everything?

You name it! >:(

Yeah. I spilled some water on the floor this morning. That was Vod too.

5 people blamed Vod so far. Let's see if we can get 100 :)

That's ok then ;).

So does that mean if I have a bad day I can blame Vod?

Yeah. You can press the button again every once in a while too. :)

Ok great thanks :)

There should also be a thanks button just in case I've had a good day ;). Or wouldn't that be anything to do with Vod?

DUH! Who else would you blame? Yourself?! :D

Never :D

BLAME VOD!

In full disclosure, I don't have a beard.   :-\

Vod has become the 'Thanks, Obama!' of the forum.  You will now be blamed every time I screw something up.  Button pushed :D

Then you have to grow one and then shave it.

You not getting it, is Vod's fault.

Why should I blame Vod, OP?
He didnt do anything wrong (or did he  ::) )

I have blamed him for no reason, I might have actually blamed him for having no reason to blame him.

I know. ;)

ok, 1000 hits and you clear your body of all hair

I got to blame Vod twice via opening up another browser. That, and my avatar should make the Blame Vod meme go viral.  ::)

I hit my head on a cabinet today, it was obviously the fault of Vod and his voodoo powers.

I was the 51st to blame Vod and i never really had any reason to but i am pre empting so i don't need to do it in anger when i do need to blame him.

Also 1000 then he should bite his nipple off!

I was reading all these blame Vod nonsense, which stopped me from hitting my productivity goal today. I blame Vod for this

I went an extra mile and used 3 different browsers on my work PC and 2 browsers on my home PC to blame VOD a total of 5 times.

If I don't get any reward for my hard work, I'll blame VOD for this! One. more. time.

This is too much Vod , my neighbour's account caught fire last week , all cos of you >:(

Come on now, Vod may be an angry atheist, but that's no reason to hate him or blame everything on him. Oh great, I guess now someone is going to blame Vod for my sticking up for him!  :P

72 blamers. It's Vod's fault we aren't at 100 yet ;D

I just tried to blame myself (feels real good) but looks like I've taken the site down.   :-\

Oh, God! Looks like the whole internet wants to blame you and the site is under DoS attack  :D

My lawnmower failed to start earlier today. Upon examination, i discovered that Vod was hiding in the carburetor, causing it to blowback gasoline into the airfilter. Having carefully examined the evidence, i have came to the conclusion that Vod is indeed solely to blame for the problems with the Lawnmower.

Someone needs to get these guys up to speed.   :-\

https://i.imgur.com/eGzAIIv.jpg

I always disliked his avatar of peter griffin sucking his own tit, groce!!

And he's an old fart! Come on, 1970? He could see live performance of Elvis! Vod is a living piece of history. :)

Ahhh shit lol. Thanks a fucking lot Vod.

This is an untimely coincidence. Unfortunately, my entire network is offline, not just the best part. I'm getting support emails constantly and I only just woke up to do anything about it.
This isn't a DoS attack - other things on ceriat.net get many orders of magnitude more requests than this silly button.

This looks like a hardware failure - I won't know until I get home.

Why make it complicated? Just blame Vod!

I fucking can't! The button's gone!! ;D

I blame vod for in the future when i ask for a loan and get tagged that beautiful red! I also blame him for being a newbie on this site and for anything else that come up. tbc

Ceriat is back up. ;D

CLICKY CLICKY

I normally blame Vod for everything, but today I have nothing left to blame Vod for. I blame Vod for this!

When in doubt, blame Vod.

I gained 5 kilos of body weight last month alone. I blame Vod.

why do you want to do that ?

Hate hedgy73 for not getting this hate Vod thing!  ;D ;D ;D

This is also Vod's fault.

94 blamers. We're almost to 100 suckers! ::)

I was banned for 7 days for accidentally spamming the forum (sorry u guise) and of course I blamed VOD for it. Now that I'm back, I feel the need to blame VOD for that, too. Puzzling :-\

But fair! >:(

I was the 100th person to blame Vod! It's ALWAYS his fault!

Ask not what your country can do for you,
but also,
ask not what you can do for your country.
Instead,
ask what you can do to blame Vod.

Blaming Vod for something im not sure but it have to do with the "new rank" thread.

What is the "new rank" thread? I blame Vod for the fact I don't know about it. If he had told me about it before today I wouldn't have to ask what it is.

I blame VOD for not having a reason to blame.. ;)

Well go on..blame him for not knowing that.
Im blaming him again for the people who blaming him tommorow.
 ;D

This is the best website ever.

We're at 119 guys! ;D

Should hit 200 by tomorrow after you guys see the latest to Blame Vod is: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=150803.msg11069694#msg11069694

He's just killing birds now then?

*smh

http://s8.postimg.org/y54q824l1/1415.jpg

Blame Vod!

I love you too :)

How lucky VOD is!

Only my boss blames me... I whish I had more people doing it.

Didn't win the lottery... its Vods fault! >:(

I went straight from work today to a local supermarket and I punched a fish in the face. Everybody was trying to blame me, but all I was trying to do was blame Vod. >:(

I farted. I blame Vod.

Bump!  I just blamed myself for not studying hard enough for an exam and we are up to 149!   :)

i cant do it  :'(

YES YOU CAN!   The only person that can motivate you is YOU!  You have to take that first step - you have to let the world know you exist!

Do it for Vod!  ;D

My chair is broken and I have to sit on a cooler.

Why Vod? Why?

I've blamed 12 times and now it's 170 ;D

(ps: for firefox "ctrl + shift + p" (for chrome "ctrl + shift + n") and blame again and again and again.)

great tip...

I was going through my old stuff and saw that this got to 227! Keep on blaming ;D

That's exactly what I told the judge I was doin' when arrested for masturbation to goat porn on the Dan Ryan during rush hour.

Isn't it time to quit blaming Vod? After all, we don't want to push him past his ability to resist, so that he goes off and commits suicide and goes to hell for it.

:)

Only 235

Looks like people are afraid of being discovered and receive neg trust.

Don't worry, OP won't tell your IPs to Vod

that is the difference between VOD and QS ...

VOD never does that ..NEVER, instead he removed a NEG -REP from my alt ..when i requested HIM.

Well if he does that he will have no one else to blame but himself.

That's the spirit


Here is a random sample of the 235 IPs:
192.168.1.4
192.168.1.4
192.168.1.4
192.168.1.4
192.168.1.4

I will share all 235 of them with Vod if we don't reach 1000 blames by the end of the year

Hmm, I've already tracked one down.  It's very close - ping time in the single digits!!!

I blame Vod for discovering my meatspace whereabouts^^  :o

I blame Vod for inciting people to lick his own boobs

I know my avatar LOOKS sexy to you and many others, but actually blame is needed - here is the bigger picture clearly showing how much I upset people when I do it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCxzkF0CYAAbdMz.jpg

Didn't know ure back ! Welcome again !
But i blame you Vod for returning ! :)

I blame Vod for the OP's 'Blame Vod' button page not loading anymore.

You cannot even imagine how much I actually envy you for being able to do this.
I really put great efforts into growing some men's boobs, but it seems either my efforts aren't great enough or my neck is just not flexible enough. No matter how hard I try, whether at home or in public, I fail. Always.

I still dont understand why we should blame VOD can some one please explaine???

Actually, why do we blame Vod? I honestly have no idea I just made this to parodize the other blame vod thread.

we blame him, because in the past he got blamed that often that it feels like he is the root of all evil in the world... so we can blame him just for anything we want ;-)
IMHO its just funny... nothing to take serious ;-)

actually its the opposit: the people who blame him for real are usually scammers. others (like me) just joined the bandwagon.

eg i blame him that today i have given up on installing pantheon on gentoo... he just messed up that damn ebuilds and forgot the file-manager!

I just blame Vod because his boob-licking turns me on.

There was a 2 week period earlier this summer where every second thread in meta was about me.  It was at that time I announced my scambusting retirement and went on a vacation.

When I came back I discovered that my successor, QuickSeller, was corrupt.  As a result I'm still somewhat active in scam busting until someone steps up to take my place.

Since the scammers are the most vocal, I am likely to be blamed for a lot.  :)

Currently blaming Vod for: Brock Pierce. I'm sorry, but it still bugs me.

I blamed vod for no reason. Yay.  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D

This motherfucker forced me to have anal sex with a pigeon, then blackmailed me to change my avatar to what it is now or he would release photos of said lewd act (to be fair, Vod promised that he would blur the face of the young cock (http://www.pigeons.biz/forums/f27/titles-for-male-and-female-pigeons-2037.html) in all the photos).  ;D ;D ;D

I blame VOD for Monero..
And that means he is responsible for you creating a Poll on me (over Monero)

If we all blame VOD then who does VOD blame ?

THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/10/19/2A6B867100000578-3156464-image-a-29_1436553840842.jpg
"And DOV said let there me Vod! And there was Vod. Then DOV said to all, smoketh thy wacky seed while we breaketh the mode. And the mode was brokeneth. Wait, who the fuck wrote this shit and why isn't there a couch up here on stage?"

ORLY ?

Gleb, get your thetan count checked with an eMeter ASAP !

I fucking new it VOD is under control of lord ZEENU  :o

Somehow i knew all along Scientology was behind all this..

That's nothing, I tried to install the boost library in my msys distro today and failed because of VOD, what a fucking waste of time. Since VOD's exact whereabouts is unknown I suggest nuking the entire province of Alberta and put an end to his shenanigans!

What? VOD is missing? I blame VOD for that.

Today I lost my Real Madrid bet because Vod bribed the goalkeeper to make sure he would not let RM win, and I lost money

bitcoin price is unstable since a week now.. blame VOD

My dog just busted ass. It stinks. Vod... You caused this.