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Title: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: rexcoin on September 28, 2012, 05:49:46 PM
My name is Zhaus Tangs!
I am making a Man-Made Bitcoin Island and cost will be around 10000-850000 BTC!
I already have around 10 or so Chinese Artifact Collectors backing me up!
I have attached a spreadsheet on cost here it is:
Code:
                       Amount
Cost to make     $ALOT
Upkeep             $ALOT
Military             $100,000 a year
If you want to see a picture of the island once finish here it is!
http://www.fantasymapmaker.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/fantasy-island-1.JPG

I need 850,000 Bitcoins within the next 2 days, i can try to get you more then your investment!

Please send as soon as you can now






























































































*This is just a Joke*
/DUH


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: wong RAP on September 28, 2012, 05:50:38 PM
Address?


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: rexcoin on September 28, 2012, 05:52:40 PM
Address?
O gosh how could i forget!
O.k send all bitcoins to: 1FisvjeGGQ9ZcxSpHPuY6tLsdfkDBiCNdN
Its my BitZino Casino Deposit Address!


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: goodlord666 on September 28, 2012, 06:12:11 PM
Can you revise the design to look a little more like a vagina and I'm game!



Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: wong RAP on September 28, 2012, 06:13:27 PM
Can you revise the design to look a little more like a vagina and I'm game!



I agree with this post.

I'll pay for the whole fucking thing if the capital is called Jackie's Clitoris.


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: rexcoin on September 28, 2012, 06:16:14 PM
Sure let me just search on google contact my designer!
Please send bitcoins while i get in contact!


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: Blind on September 28, 2012, 08:56:17 PM
Can you revise the design to look a little more like a vagina and I'm game!

What's wrong with goatse?


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: repentance on September 28, 2012, 09:05:21 PM
Before investing in this venture I need to know whether you play guitar.


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: rexcoin on September 28, 2012, 09:07:12 PM
Before investing in this venture I need to know whether you play guitar.
Before answering this question i need to know whether me playing guitar would help my chances with a 850,000 BTC invest.
Thanks!


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: Maria on September 29, 2012, 02:16:42 AM
I can help. Send me a PM.

Maria.


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: legolouman on September 29, 2012, 02:20:50 AM
I can help. Send me a PM.

Maria.

Remember, she's credible as the oldest miner on the forum. Totally has a lot of money to blow.


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: rexcoin on September 29, 2012, 03:04:17 AM
I can help. Send me a PM.

Maria.

Dear Marioa
I have finished talking with Myself My Accountant, He has recommended me not to allow you to invest any bitcoins at this time, due to he found a rather large Ditcoin Palice Report due under your name. However as much as he asked me not to i can allow you to invest provided by you submit the following information:
- Your Bitcoin Username
- Your Bitcoin ID
-Your Bitcoin Deposit Address (where you store all your bitcoin's in) along with the private key.
- Your full name, address, phone number.
- Your SS Number, ALL your debit/credit card information, all your bank information.
- A signed letter stating you allow me (rexcoin) to use any of the information you submit to me, and you allow any criminal charges not to be linked to me but to you.
- Give up your house, car or anything of 1 btc value and up.

After all information is submitted and signed and run by the banks, governments, scam artists, priests, solidcoin admins, ect, and after sending 100000 bitcoins minimum i will think about sending 1% interest per year.

Please send all required information within 24 hours, to allow me to Run to a new country Set up your investment plan!







































-- This is just a joke along with the whole thread, i do not want any of the information sent to me or anyone else, this is a joke!


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: LoupGaroux on September 29, 2012, 04:21:56 AM
Jackie better watch herself, some of those little island thingies with the trailing clouds swimming towards the capital city of Jackie's Clitoris look an awful lot like sperm, and she may not have been expecting that.

And on a side note... what would you call the place where the city government located itself in Jackie's Clitoris?



Wait for it...




The G Spot.


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: wong RAP on September 29, 2012, 03:44:51 PM
Jackie better watch herself, some of those little island thingies with the trailing clouds swimming towards the capital city of Jackie's Clitoris look an awful lot like sperm, and she may not have been expecting that.

And on a side note... what would you call the place where the city government located itself in Jackie's Clitoris?



Wait for it...




The G Spot.

That made me fucking lol hard


Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: Blind on September 29, 2012, 05:49:19 PM
what would you call the place where the city government located itself in Jackie's Clitoris?
The G Spot.

You should seek more in-depth knowledge of female anatomy.



Title: Re: Man-Made Bitcoin Island - Need 850000 Bitcoins!
Post by: AndrewBUD on September 29, 2012, 06:02:16 PM
I can help. Send me a PM.

Maria.

Remember, she's credible as the oldest miner on the forum. Totally has a lot of money to blow.


Also uses tampons in the butt to get in to character :)