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Title: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 01, 2015, 06:10:42 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

..these are the questions

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Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: truckerJoe on November 01, 2015, 07:14:03 AM
he who claims he doesn't wank
is a filthy lying skank  ;D


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Vinnie Stanley on November 01, 2015, 11:30:04 AM
Never, since I have a girlfriend.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: frank26 on November 01, 2015, 12:59:55 PM
yah.to remove stress this the best method. 8) ;D :D


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 01, 2015, 01:23:07 PM
Never, since I have a girlfriend.

What difference does that make ?


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: criptix on November 01, 2015, 01:24:53 PM
Never, since I have a girlfriend.

What difference does that make ?

Different hand that masturbates (you) lol


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: techboy2 on November 01, 2015, 02:21:53 PM
Yes. Who doesn't?


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: coolcoinz on November 01, 2015, 11:31:29 PM
Never, since I have a girlfriend.

What difference does that make ?

Different hand that masturbates (you) lol

Nobody can do it better than you ;)


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Morecoin Freeman on November 02, 2015, 12:36:54 AM
We all do.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 02, 2015, 12:53:16 AM
Now it's 8 to 0 for yes to choking the chicken. http://www.formationambulancier.fr/00-images/50-relation/50-masturbation.gif


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: sinaninkisi on November 02, 2015, 12:53:36 AM
its a secret :)


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: gmsinan on November 02, 2015, 12:54:31 AM
i think all do it.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 02, 2015, 12:57:22 AM
i think all do it.

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Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: james.lent on November 02, 2015, 01:48:22 AM
Do you Masturbate ?
Yes   - 9 (100%)
No   - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 9

Guess no one would vote no here mate. (some chicks mite though)


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 02, 2015, 02:06:44 AM
Do you Masturbate ?
Yes   - 9 (100%)
No   - 0 (0%)
Total Voters: 9

Guess no one would vote no here mate. (some chicks mite though)

Every chick I've been with masturbated, if them sticking their fingers in their months so to moisten the entry point is any indication, assuming chicks not paid for do the same prior to sex.  ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: kydranel on November 02, 2015, 02:10:44 AM
i do it 2 events in a day.. when i sleep and when i not..haha

A bisexual guy once told me that masturbation is healthy because its a way to release stored sperms and produce new ones.

I dont know if i believe him but i guess he speaks out from experience..haha


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: limaphii on November 02, 2015, 02:21:36 AM
If anyone says no they are big freaking liar


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: elyas772 on November 02, 2015, 02:49:26 AM
Never, since I have a girlfriend.

What difference does that make ?

Different hand that masturbates (you) lol

im not have girlfriend :(


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: james.lent on November 02, 2015, 03:12:55 AM
Never, since I have a girlfriend.

What difference does that make ?

Different hand that masturbates (you) lol

im not have girlfriend :(

Use your non dominant hand :D should feel the same hahaha


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 02, 2015, 03:36:08 AM
funny it's 14 to 0
i expected some no's
appreciate the honesty guys (and girls)

this is important business.. i MUST know !


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: cyberninja on November 02, 2015, 05:56:36 AM
as normal human, im yes  ;D


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: angrykoreaman on November 02, 2015, 06:03:22 AM
Yes I do just like everybody else.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 02, 2015, 06:39:15 AM
And the score is 14 to 0, and Team Masturbation is still at the bat with bases loaded.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Vod on November 02, 2015, 07:42:25 AM
Someone should start a poll for what age you started.  I was rather late...


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 02, 2015, 08:04:45 AM
Someone should start a poll for what age you started.  I was rather late...

Same here. Over 16 when the corn was tall. I thought I found the perfect hiding place for that time of year until the following year when the farmer of the field stopped alongside the road and yell at me, "Hey, what the hell are you doin' in my bean field." I knew right then and there that I needed a much better hidin' spot if I wanted to continue my newfound activity, hopin' then that it'd be a snowy winter with high drifts.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: james.lent on November 02, 2015, 08:14:11 AM
Someone should start a poll for what age you started.  I was rather late...

Same here. Over 16 when the corn was tall. I thought I found the perfect hiding place for that time of year until the following year when the farmer of the field stopped alongside the road and yell at me, "Hey, what the hell are you doin' in my bean field." I knew right then and there that I needed a much better hidin' spot if I wanted to continue my newfound activity, hopin' then that it'd be a snowy winter with high drifts.

hahahah... omg bruh.. did you make any crop circles while you were at it mate ?

http://img.memecdn.com/uni-corn_o_194025.jpg


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: CoinThug on November 02, 2015, 08:20:35 AM
Well everyone Masturbates :p is healthy for us.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: lottery248 on November 02, 2015, 12:20:06 PM
i don't, in fact.
masturbation is too oldschool to me.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 02, 2015, 01:23:59 PM
i don't, in fact.
masturbation is too oldschool to me.

naw it's cumming back.. it's what the cool kids are doing now a days !
i bet they don't use corn fields though and i bet they also start younger too.
i heard a blow job is like shaking hands in elementary school these days  :o

damn kids.. stay off my lawn cornfield !11ONE

I would say 11 yrs old maybe ?
Although i had a girl when i was like 5 or 6 try and "jam it in".. but that is a story for another day ;)
she was older and wanted to play house so i went along with it, thinking i was gonna have to cook or do laundry LOL


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Timeline on November 02, 2015, 01:29:24 PM
Wanking is fun.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Ironhorse on November 02, 2015, 01:44:49 PM
Where is fapfap??? ;D


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: abhishekthakur on November 02, 2015, 02:08:34 PM
Everyone has to do it once at least.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 02, 2015, 02:15:44 PM
FUN FACT:
The men of New York City ejaculate in a year enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool !


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Watoshi on November 02, 2015, 02:22:36 PM
I have a wife and still masturbate.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 02, 2015, 03:18:29 PM
I have a wife and still masturbate.

Pictures or it didn't happen.
and..
You realize all your dead relatives are watching you when you jerk off right ?
Ghosts like to watch i am told.. usually your Grandma or something.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on November 02, 2015, 06:27:53 PM
FUN FACT:
The men of New York City ejaculate in a year enough semen to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool !

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Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Vika NSFW on November 02, 2015, 10:15:02 PM
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Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: davincicode666 on November 03, 2015, 02:27:52 AM
yes


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: danieluk9 on November 03, 2015, 03:27:07 AM
I used to but like only twice since I've been in a relationship for like 10 months


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: deadlyunknown on November 03, 2015, 03:32:57 AM
Every pervert does that thing.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 04, 2015, 11:35:09 AM
Every pervert does that thing.

..and your all criminals and sinners going to hell !

FACT:
In many jail systems Masturbation is a crime called bodily harm.
It can lead to getting extra time put on your sentence in jail *if caught.

Also not only is using a condom a sin according to the Catholic Church / The Vatican - Pope
But so is spilling god's seed..

repent now and turn yourselves in to the police perverts !

PS:
I know what that rolled up sock at the end of your bed is for perverts..
go ahead and try and hide it at the bottom of your laundry hamper ;)


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: FanEagle on November 04, 2015, 11:52:07 AM
Does it count if you do it for your girlfriend? :D


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Faradey100 on November 04, 2015, 12:26:22 PM
Sometimes l masturbate,yes.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Spoetnik on November 04, 2015, 01:17:49 PM
Does it count if you do it for your girlfriend? :D

jeez that sounds like work.. you have to masturbate for yourself AND your lazy GF too ?
is she handicapped ? can't she flick her own bean ?


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: limaphii on November 07, 2015, 03:30:04 AM
he who claims he doesn't wank
is a filthy lying skank  ;D

thats a hilarious quote


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: Ironhorse on November 07, 2015, 11:54:35 AM
Sometimes.


Title: Re: [POLL] Do you Masturbate ?
Post by: bronan on November 07, 2015, 11:59:25 AM
left, right and repeat :D