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Hi, quite new here, so I'm not sure if I've posted this in the right sub forum.  Does anyone have any info on how to sell one testicle safely for Bitcoin?  I'm a 40ish year old male, in the UK, so it's mine and I am being serious.

Have you checked the market prices for used testicles? You might be disappointed.
Most bitcoin users (at least here in this forum) seem to have some testicles of their own and probably don't need one more, and the few users without testicles probably don't have an immediate need for one isolated testicle. Overall, I think your chances of making a good profit are pretty slim.
However, if you happen to find a buyer, make sure you pack it (the testicle, not the buyer) in ice so that it arrives in a good condition. You would not want to read complaints about bad packaging here, would you? It would seriously worsen your prospects of follow-up business if you ever decide to sell the rest of your manhood.

Onkel Paul

ok, im sorry for laughing
Ok back to topic, this is the first time i heard a market for human testicles
I know skin can be used for good thing, livers, hearts, brains all can be useful and be sold very expansively
But testicles, this is the first time i heard of it
But i don't think any one would buy another pair of testicles with bitcoin :P
try to contact your local hospital they might need one and pay you for yours

They have Testicle Festival's all over the world. out here they have sheep, turkey and bull balls....
Never had a human before.. might be tasty ??

The trick is you gotta clip-em Way up High !

http://now8news.com/donate-a-testicle-the-payout-for-this-is-35000/

Damn, I'm looking for a matching pair shame you're only selling one.

Out of interest, whats it's size / circumference?

one? why not both? :D

Is the testicle currently attached to your scrotum? 

If yes: How will you separate it?

If no:  Is it in good condition?

Also, would you consider taking buttsexcoin for it?

maybe op has 4 testicles and he should sell it to become normal. ;D

donate it on a gay bar.

Well it's about 2 cm by 1cm, I presume and it is still attached to my body. One can get it done in the states for medical science and get paid as in the link ognasty posted. I know it sounds funny but I am serious. Heck:-),  if u find it funny (I can see why) then donate me some satoshi to the wallet address below :-)

 I do want to try to do this, considering speaking to max kaiser about this to see if he can help set it up.

Bitcoin wallet addy.       1ETusXVrYMC8SZgrmWBUtoemUZ5L6tDdFC

I am just curious if someone use this site? Is it safe?

Never used it personally, but their link here https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=645747.0 doesn't show any signs of scammery that i could find although I only read the last two pages. Thanks for bumping this thread, made me LOL again! :D

You need to tell us if we need to take it out of your body or not. That's gonna have a bearing on the price.

I am VERY interested in the "testicle" from you!!
I lost mine from a fight with my wife that got a little out of control, we have since made up! So now im in the market for a good pair of testicles! (Yes I know youre only selling one, but it sure is a good start!)

But first I have a few questions and concerns..
1: How do I know this is your actual testicle that your selling? We would have to find some type of way to verify said testicle too make sure that its really a testicle youre selling and not something else.
2: As someone stated in an earlier post, the packaging would have to be amazing so the said testicle doesnt go bad and just rot away. Im not replacing my missing testicle(s) with some rotting one! (Gross, and unsafe!)
3: What would your price be? Would you be paying for your own medical expenses? I hope youre not too attached to this testicle (heh), because im not paying some crazy amount!

With love,

Rob

Also, if you could post a pic of your testicle along with a piece of paper with your forum username and the date, that would help prove your legitimacy.

That's true, preferably a picture of the already removed testicle. That would be best.

Record it and Tag it so we know its yours. Bigger the Knife the better.

Are there any documents proving that the testicle is not stolen??
Please provide more information  ;D

Please take a picture of the testicle and place a little note next to it with your username on it. 

I'm interested in buying ;)

No need of note, just take a pen and write your username on your testicle!!!  ;)

Dose it come with any warranty ? will you replace it with new one if it doesn't suit to my body? is it your own or you also bought it from someone else? :D