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Title: New ASIC project Post by: deathcode on December 11, 2012, 04:59:49 PM I'm starting my own chip company.
We currently have 2 models. 12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200 128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000 Products to be ready in May 2013 Web site in wordpress soon to come. We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis. If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: tbcoin on December 11, 2012, 05:02:56 PM seems legit :D
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Nolo on December 11, 2012, 05:03:46 PM Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: crazyates on December 11, 2012, 05:04:23 PM They see me trollin....
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: RaTTuS on December 11, 2012, 05:15:25 PM is it powered by a USB phone charger or what WE NEED TO KNOW,
and pictures, pictures or renders Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: creativex on December 11, 2012, 09:47:21 PM I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design.
I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins. :D Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: crazyates on December 11, 2012, 09:55:11 PM I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design. http://instantrimshot.com/I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins. :D Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: bcpokey on December 12, 2012, 02:24:57 AM This thread changed from making me chuckle to making me hungry in like .5 seconds flat.
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: evanesce on December 12, 2012, 02:28:25 AM I want that chip
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: creativex on December 12, 2012, 02:30:46 AM ^^It seems my security concerns were justified.^^
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: kwoody on December 12, 2012, 05:52:59 AM Fuck, I've never wanted a dorito more in my life.
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: DiabloD3 on December 12, 2012, 06:38:52 AM Ok, since there have been over 50 views on this reply in a mere 5 minutes, I will post an exclusive top secret photo of the chip design but please do not ask for more information as the R&D team is working under strict secrecy. Here it is: http://weeklygeekshow.com/images/X13Dd-thumb.jpg This is all we have so far and we know the triangular design was chosen to reduce costs, you know, one less side is always cheaper than a full square. I will keep you informed as we have more information to release. Ooh! Ooh! I know what that is! Its a Pentium! Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 12, 2012, 08:00:43 AM You think your three-sided chip is badass, take a look at my soon to be developed two-sided chip:
The above rendition is TM, therefore don't steal it. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Badonkadonk on December 12, 2012, 08:06:12 AM will you have a buy 3 get 2 deal? 8)
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Mapuo on December 12, 2012, 08:47:25 AM This topic illustrating the situation very well
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 12, 2012, 09:24:27 AM Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:
They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific. FAQ: Q: How are the chips cooled? A: You're a fuckin' idiot! Q: Was that called for? A: Yellow, but blue will work also. Q: When will you be shipping? A: Minecraft. Q: Purple. A: Does anybody else hear elevator music? Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions? A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread. I am Furry, hear me roar! Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: greyhawk on December 12, 2012, 03:48:57 PM The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!! :) That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity. 8) Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 12, 2012, 03:54:27 PM Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so: They claim it has something to do buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific. FAQ: Q: How are the chips cooled? A: You're a fuckin' idiot! Q: Was that called for? A: Yellow, but blue will work also. Q: When will you be shipping? A: Minecraft. Q: Purple. A: Does anybody else hear elevator music? Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions? A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread. I am Furry, hear me roar! The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!! :) Of course it's on the bottom because if it was on top and they were connected in parallel as so... ...doubling as a railroad spur, the connection would be severed by an oncoming train. The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!! :) That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity. 8) And 6X faster on the moon due to 1/6 the gravity there. You can't get nothin' pass our asses. It was my grandfather's Kansas chicken that provided the feather that went to the moon to prove such a feat is fact. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: FuzzyBear on December 12, 2012, 07:44:13 PM Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day :) ty
i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on... http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7067/6883880899_43ede85272_z.jpg Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: greyhawk on December 12, 2012, 07:48:39 PM Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day :) ty i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on... http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7067/6883880899_43ede85272_z.jpg Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: FuzzyBear on December 12, 2012, 08:05:13 PM Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day :) ty i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on... Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that. ok redesign the heat sink based on the George Formen grill, problem solved? http://is02.thegumtree.com/image/big/154760734.jpg Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: crazyates on December 12, 2012, 08:09:58 PM Omg I just got the munchies BAD. :o :o
Thanks a lot! Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Luno on December 12, 2012, 08:28:28 PM How about oil cooling:http://www.visualphotos.com/photo/1x6093102/frying_chips_in_a_pan_in_hot_oil_225028.jpg?
No problems with thermal resistance of thermal paste. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: creativex on December 12, 2012, 08:29:41 PM Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so: They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific. FAQ: Q: How are the chips cooled? A: You're a fuckin' idiot! Q: Was that called for? A: Yellow, but blue will work also. Q: When will you be shipping? A: Minecraft. Q: Purple. A: Does anybody else hear elevator music? Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions? A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread. I am Furry, hear me roar! ROFL Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Unacceptable on December 13, 2012, 12:24:39 AM Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day :) ty i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on... Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that. ok redesign the heat sink based on the George Formen grill, problem solved? http://is02.thegumtree.com/image/big/154760734.jpg AWESOMNESS But..........dosen't George have a patent ??? ::) :D Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: RaTTuS on December 13, 2012, 09:22:36 AM this is what happens when you over clock them
http://www.dreamstime.com/chips-cooking-in-oil.-thumb13668382.jpg water cooled http://images.iop.org/objects/phw/news/15/6/5/cool-chip.jpg Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 16, 2012, 03:31:56 AM The only human bitcoin miner keeps all his chips at a constant 98.6o F.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_0dld9b-clRw/R6UCJO-oqaI/AAAAAAAAAoM/Ujg-31KGaaQ/s400/3d-cross-tattoos-9.jpg Photoshop needed to change tattoo to a Bitcoin symbol and place a USB port possibly at the elbow. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Badonkadonk on December 16, 2012, 09:03:59 AM holy crap, why would anyone want to do that to themselfs?
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: dserrano5 on December 16, 2012, 09:27:30 AM Wow, sorry for the off topic (or not, given that this is a junk thread) but, what's the name of that? Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Unacceptable on December 16, 2012, 09:31:42 AM Wow, sorry for the off topic (or not, given that this is a junk thread) but, what's the name of that? Other than "stupid" ??? Subdermal Implants ::) http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/subdermal-implant Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: dserrano5 on December 16, 2012, 11:14:11 AM Ah, I thought it was some weird disease. What a relief :P.
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Unacceptable on December 16, 2012, 11:25:40 AM Ah, I thought it was some weird disease. What a relief :P. You thought right, "MENTAL" disease :D Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Frequency on December 16, 2012, 11:41:47 AM Can i trade in my layer lays chips??
Giveme a date so i can sell my rigs upfront so i don,t get the dumpprices@ebay Witch nr in pre-list-line am i gone be on.. ??? ??? Thanks already for the maybe and donn,t worry answers you will provide to the community.. :o I am trolling this tread okay.. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Andrey on December 16, 2012, 03:27:29 PM Is your design hand-routed? Thats VERY IMPORTANT!
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Badonkadonk on December 16, 2012, 11:11:31 PM Ah, I thought it was some weird disease. What a relief :P. You thought right, "MENTAL" disease :D you should see the peep`s that are trying to look like friggin demons and shit. horns etc... thats mental! Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: mem on December 17, 2012, 01:38:11 AM I'm starting my own chip company. We currently have 2 models. 12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200 128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000 Products to be ready in May 2013 Web site in wordpress soon to come. We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis. If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days. Hi, Im a billionaire from Turkey, I just hopped a plan and flew over to meet deathcode in person and inspect their plant. I have to say Im impressed and I have already pre-ordered 250 "Giant Mixed Doubles". Feel free to ask me any questions about this new company and I'll answer honestly by saying your an idiot for not investing in them sooner and pat myself on the back for being an early adopter. This company is far ahead of that train wreck BFL - BFL have not even struck the issues these guys did 3 months ago - they will definitely ship first. You can confirm this with Inaba as he is my gimp/ private jet pilot and was there for the meeting (chained and in leather of course). Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Badonkadonk on December 17, 2012, 02:55:04 PM holy crap batman! i did not see that coming!
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: bce on December 19, 2012, 09:31:26 PM Feel free to ask me any questions about this new company and I'll answer honestly by saying your an idiot for not investing in them sooner and pat myself on the back for being an early adopter. So, about this new company- I've got a quessio... ohh, never mind :P Sorry. Your right, my wrong. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: mem on December 20, 2012, 03:09:01 AM Feel free to ask me any questions about this new company and I'll answer honestly by saying your an idiot for not investing in them sooner and pat myself on the back for being an early adopter. So, about this new company- I've got a quessio... ohh, never mind :P Sorry. Your right, my wrong. Damn right Im right, I just ordered another 100 because you dared to think about asking me a question. HAHAHAHA Im so smart, look @ me anonymous internet millionaire making more money because idiot forum members are to skeptical. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: ninjaboon on December 20, 2012, 05:29:20 AM Before I buy your chips, do they come with vacuum packed chilli sauce? ;D
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: ssateneth on December 20, 2012, 08:22:10 AM Wow this thread got thoroughly de-railed
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: bce on December 20, 2012, 08:30:59 AM Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: monstrs on December 20, 2012, 10:32:50 AM This thread is full of everything but usefull info :)
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: greyhawk on December 20, 2012, 12:16:50 PM This thread is full of everything but usefull info :) So it's exactly like any other thread in the "Custom Hardware" subforum. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: evanesce on December 20, 2012, 01:38:44 PM The end of the world is tomorrow so ASICs won't really matter sooon ;)
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Frequency on December 20, 2012, 02:06:47 PM This thread is full of everything but usefull info :) So it's exactly like any other thread in the "Custom Hardware" subforum. YUUUUUUP 8) Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: abracadabra on December 20, 2012, 02:24:01 PM When will you be flying a couple people over to your facility so that we can verify your hardware exists?
Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: CoinHoarder on December 20, 2012, 08:26:41 PM When will you be flying a couple people over to your facility so that we can verify your hardware exists? I personally verified the hardware exists using theory and reasoning over a period of 28.7689 days. What more do you want? Jeez... Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: creativex on December 21, 2012, 07:38:37 PM When will you be flying a couple people over to your facility so that we can verify your hardware exists? I personally verified the hardware exists using theory and reasoning over a period of 28.7689 days. What more do you want? Jeez... You'd be more credible if you'd tell him to shut up and call him an idiotic troll. Jis sayin'. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: 420 on December 24, 2012, 03:23:10 AM Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos#t=1m10s Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: DiabloD3 on December 24, 2012, 04:23:35 AM Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos#t=1m10s I made that joke earlier. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: 420 on December 24, 2012, 04:25:53 AM Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos#t=1m10s I made that joke earlier. Whoever is with the higher post count wins Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: DiabloD3 on December 24, 2012, 04:28:15 AM Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos#t=1m10s I made that joke earlier. Whoever is with the higher post count wins Whoever has the oldest Bitcoin transaction wins. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 24, 2012, 05:03:49 AM Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMvS1Q1sos#t=1m10s I made that joke earlier. Whoever is with the higher post count wins Whoever has the oldest Bitcoin transaction wins. The last one to post in this pyramid wins. Title: Re: New ASIC project Post by: 420 on December 24, 2012, 05:40:51 AM I'll just call this a three way tie
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