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Hello, I am a professional Time Engineer. I used to work at TimeTap but they had lay offs because of the black hole scandal. I have never caused a paradox and my registration is up to date. Unfortunately I don't have a TL4x so I can't go more than 1000 years in the past. As I'm sure you know, the more accurate the time, the more power my machine costs. This does affect the pricing.

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Please PM me or comment with questions or concerns

Please send all funds to 1FdpNc2N8eaE3GjQjeqm9SYnJ1JvL19qYf

I'm sorry sir but the prices are firm.

Any side-effects from travel?

Possible memory loss if you change something significant.

I have .09 right here and Im ready to go to the mystery time.

Hmmm... Is Mystery Time anything like Adventure Time?

I think January 2009 would be a very.. very good year to choose :P

Alright, send the money and tell me where to meet you.

I traveled a lot with you company so I knew it well. They offered good discount for regular costumers like me. I think that the black hole scandal was really just another exaggerated media story.
Do you offer travel in the future aswell ? Also, would you considere giving me the oportunity to time travel for free in exchange for a good review in the forum ? I think people are really interested in your service but are waiting to buy your service because you don't have any positive review yet.

Congratulation for you new service and good luck with it !

Dank? Is that you?

Thank you! Yes I do offer travel to the future. Unfortunately I can not offer free services, however, I do offer discounts to frequent time travelers.

Yes I am dank.

ok, I used this service, I can confirm it works, however I went cheap, and took the decade package. My Plan was to kill hitler, and I succeeded, however due to booking the decade package I ended up in 1945, when everything was too late anyhows. however, I can now proudly say I killed hitler.
If you want to thank me for my services I provided to humanity(believe me, the present I started from was way worse, and WWII didnt end 1945 in that present), send a donation to: 12VbaRmmZm5PnaQt4v5Q2HhiYRntdCCokq

Wow, what an amazing service. Tell me, how do you guys get around the grandfather paradox?

if you kill your own grandfather/other relative that you descended from you alter the present, thus you end up in a new branch of the present where you were never born. All you have to be is cautious, or willing to become an off-the-grid citizen(since you obviously return to a future where no one knows ya because you didnt exist until you returned.

I'm tired of time travel, too many variables. Also, to anybody else that is planning on taking up this offer: YOUR BITCOINS DO NOT WORK if you go too far back in time. They did not warn me about this, and I thought it was important to share.

I don't allow weapons in my time machine.

I'm sure that fringe science dictates there is quite a high chance of suffering from radioactive decay from travelling in the space time continuum. We'd appreciate if you were clear about the possible effects from this venture.

Well unfortunately today's fringe science is not very accurate, it vastly improves in about two centuries. Luckily, the company who researched it so thoroughly Frinergy™ allows time travelers access to the results of their research.

if btc is ever below 30$ again, why would we need a time machine ???

1,5BTC GOGO!