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Title: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Maria on May 14, 2013, 12:48:43 PM
Special thanks to:

Bruno (Phinn Gage)
Zhoutong (stole my 36,000 BTC)
Charlie Shrem (you changed brother, who the fuck are you now)
The mods (for the censorship)

Viva CryptoCurrency

Maria.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Izerian on May 14, 2013, 12:49:27 PM
wait, what?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: candoo on May 14, 2013, 12:53:17 PM
You feel good now?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: BitcoinBarrel on May 14, 2013, 12:54:17 PM
Is this real life?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on May 14, 2013, 12:55:40 PM
Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.

Question: Where is your money?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Sukrim on May 14, 2013, 12:56:50 PM
Why did you stay?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: greyhawk on May 14, 2013, 12:56:57 PM
What can change the nature of a man?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on May 14, 2013, 12:57:35 PM
What's the point?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Terk on May 14, 2013, 12:58:14 PM
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: BenTuras on May 14, 2013, 12:59:22 PM
To be or not to be, that's the question!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: wolverine.ks on May 14, 2013, 01:00:14 PM
how many questions do we get to ask?

wait, that doesn't count as my question does it?


wait, that one doesn't count as my question does it?

wait, that one doesn't.... never mind....


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Maria on May 14, 2013, 01:03:48 PM
Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.

Question: Where is your money?

I forgot to mention this sorry. Matthew is forbidden from participating in any of my challenges. Only trustworthy members are welcome.

But to answer your question. My money is in my USB lipstick.

Maria.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Ekaros on May 14, 2013, 01:04:50 PM
Am I trustworthy?

Do you want to tell it all?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: uncaer9 on May 14, 2013, 01:05:40 PM
What's the sense of life?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: phantastisch on May 14, 2013, 01:06:52 PM
Why don't you reward BTE for the right question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kelpy on May 14, 2013, 01:08:45 PM

and you're still here?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: crazy_rabbit on May 14, 2013, 01:09:40 PM
Who is Satoshi Nakamoto?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bozak on May 14, 2013, 01:11:31 PM
How much total time did you spend on bitcoin?


Title: o ha ha ha hah aha h aha ha hahahahaahah hah ah ahah
Post by: just_me on May 14, 2013, 01:13:26 PM

 ha ha ha h ha h
 ah hah ha hah ha hah h h hahhhhhhhhahahahahah hahaha


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: jl2012 on May 14, 2013, 01:17:01 PM
Special thanks to:

Bruno (Phinn Gage)
Zhoutong (stole my 36,000 BTC)
Charlie Shrem (you changed brother, who the fuck are you now)
The mods (for the censorship)

Viva CryptoCurrency

Maria.


RIGHT question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Gabi on May 14, 2013, 01:17:21 PM
http://www.freewebs.com/calitorial/Don__t_feed_the_Troll.jpg


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Maria on May 14, 2013, 01:18:36 PM
Why don't you reward BTE for the right question?

What in the world is BTE? Care to explain?

Maria.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on May 14, 2013, 01:19:40 PM
Special thanks to:
The mods (for the censorship)

Matthew is forbidden from participating



Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: melvster on May 14, 2013, 01:22:08 PM
Are you Satoshi?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Buffer Overflow on May 14, 2013, 01:22:49 PM
@maria

Question: May I have the 1BTC please?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kelpy on May 14, 2013, 01:24:52 PM
Special thanks to:

Bruno (Phinn Gage)
Zhoutong (stole my 36,000 BTC)
Charlie Shrem (you changed brother, who the fuck are you now)
The mods (for the censorship)

Viva CryptoCurrency

Maria.


RIGHT question?

+1


God exists?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: RoadToHell on May 14, 2013, 01:25:15 PM
Whose revolution?

Why would you kill yourself?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: BenTuras on May 14, 2013, 01:25:39 PM
Will you marry me ?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Herp-a-derp on May 14, 2013, 01:27:10 PM
Who set us up the bomb?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: flatfly on May 14, 2013, 01:28:35 PM
Can you camwhore for us nerds?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Joe_Bauers on May 14, 2013, 01:29:56 PM
Money is the answer to all of your questions. Money is like blood, you have to keep it flowing.

Please send reward to:  17bJMLigDr2uQxhtMywuiZ3Ha8LTCLChjY

Thanks!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bytemaster on May 14, 2013, 01:31:20 PM
Who is John Galt?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kelpy on May 14, 2013, 01:32:21 PM
The right question is:
 Exchange my 1000BTC for your 1 BTC?  ;D


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Este Nuno on May 14, 2013, 01:33:53 PM
What is the RIGHT question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: phantastisch on May 14, 2013, 01:44:44 PM
Why don't you reward BTE for the right question?

What in the world is BTE? Care to explain?

Maria.

Sure , but i will save my words  ;D

Take a look here : https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=164569.0;topicseen


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Deslock Darkstar on May 14, 2013, 01:48:21 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Quartx on May 14, 2013, 01:50:00 PM
The question is to your left, im sure you are mistaken


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Deslock Darkstar on May 14, 2013, 01:53:35 PM
Who set us up the bomb?

Somebody set us up the bomb... we get signal.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Ditto on May 14, 2013, 01:58:53 PM
When will people learn to not feed the troll?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Jace on May 14, 2013, 02:05:55 PM
1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Can you send the 1BTC to the address in my sig?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Abdussamad on May 14, 2013, 02:14:57 PM
Why Aishwaria Rai?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bonker on May 14, 2013, 02:16:16 PM
Here is the question: Where my money at?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: FreddyFender on May 14, 2013, 02:23:42 PM
With everything going on in the next few days, why the return from the bit4x grave?
FF

PS. How come your ignore button is now shiny and clear?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: John (John K.) on May 14, 2013, 02:27:19 PM
How's Bytecoin going?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Welsh on May 14, 2013, 02:28:45 PM
Your name is Maria?






Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: nottm28 on May 14, 2013, 02:32:08 PM
What do you feel 'naked' without?

What would you rather be or a wasp?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: crazy_rabbit on May 14, 2013, 02:49:54 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: sve9mark on May 14, 2013, 02:56:01 PM
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

42.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: greyhawk on May 14, 2013, 03:00:11 PM
Who will help the widow's son?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: jackjack on May 14, 2013, 03:04:30 PM
Where's the proof you own the coins you said you did?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Buffer Overflow on May 14, 2013, 03:06:07 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

Mmmm, need to know air temperature.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Walter Rothbard on May 14, 2013, 03:07:50 PM
What's the deal?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: escrow.ms on May 14, 2013, 03:08:10 PM
What's your btc address and private key?

 ;D


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: sve9mark on May 14, 2013, 04:04:34 PM
What's your btc address and private key?

 ;D

LOL! If that doesn't win I'll be shocked.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: DarkHyudrA on May 14, 2013, 04:31:13 PM
What is right question?

Which way should I go?

Which way of the street should I stay?

Can you kindly give me this nice 1 BTC to me?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Buffer Overflow on May 14, 2013, 04:35:27 PM
What in the world is BTE? Care to explain?

Maria.

Trolling officially confirmed.  :D


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Theraty on May 14, 2013, 04:38:37 PM
What is the RIGHT question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: lophie on May 14, 2013, 04:58:52 PM
Are you not getting enough sleep being restless about the Bitcoin exchange rate on 9-11-2017?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bitman442 on May 14, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
What do they all have in common and what are you thanking them for?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Herp-a-derp on May 14, 2013, 05:59:56 PM
Who set us up the bomb?

Somebody set us up the bomb... we get signal.

Main screen turn on.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: jackjack on May 14, 2013, 06:01:16 PM
What in the world is BTE? Care to explain?

Maria.

Trolling officially confirmed.  :D
He'll say his account has been haxx0r'd


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bitcl1234oinfever on May 14, 2013, 06:38:28 PM
Special thanks to:

Bruno (Phinn Gage)
Zhoutong (stole my 36,000 BTC)
Charlie Shrem (you changed brother, who the fuck are you now)
The mods (for the censorship)

Viva CryptoCurrency

Maria.


Maria, do you like your salad tossed?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: greyhawk on May 14, 2013, 06:41:33 PM
Who set us up the bomb?

Somebody set us up the bomb... we get signal.

Main screen turn on.

How are you gentlemen?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bitman442 on May 14, 2013, 06:47:34 PM
What is the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

42.

7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: HeroC on May 14, 2013, 06:54:35 PM
What is the right question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Buffer Overflow on May 14, 2013, 06:55:22 PM
7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

LOL, classic scene. Always makes me laugh when I see it.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: maxmint on May 14, 2013, 07:08:56 PM
What's the RIGHT question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: julius on May 14, 2013, 07:16:44 PM
Is "no" the answer to this question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 14, 2013, 07:33:08 PM
Bruno, where can we meet so that you'll have the pleasure of fuckin' my mother fuckin' brains out?

<I love this forum!>


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Amph on May 14, 2013, 07:49:02 PM
how large is your vagina?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: BitcoinBarrel on May 14, 2013, 07:50:07 PM
Are you full of $#i7?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Welsh on May 14, 2013, 07:53:01 PM
How are you today?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 14, 2013, 07:53:43 PM
Are you full of $#i7?

Now you did it! People are going to think your question is close, thus now asking: Are you full of $#i8? (9,10, etc.)


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Herp-a-derp on May 14, 2013, 08:53:34 PM
The game?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: DarkHyudrA on May 14, 2013, 09:11:04 PM
Why you would give me 1 BTC for free?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: phantastisch on May 14, 2013, 09:16:41 PM
Why you would give me 1 BTC for free?


Second question is, Why is it that I get treated like scammer, but when you research my post history you will find 3 important facts. Number 1 is that I am the oldest miner on the forum which means that the amount of BTC I have is ridiculous. Second fact is that I actually gave out bitcoins just for asking me questions. Third, and this is the one that I can not understand, I really want to help YOU make money and live a financially free independent life, yet nobody here seems to take that seriously. I really enjoy teaching people how to brake free from their 9 to 5 slaveshops, and putting their life and time back in their hands. My conclusion is that the bitcoin crowd I am talking to is young and immature and can not appreciate or understand the message I am trying to deliver.

In a nutshell, tired of being a broke troll? Talk to me, I can help.




Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: counter on May 14, 2013, 09:56:28 PM
Why is it BTC seems to bring out the worst in some people?
What do u think about the amount of drama on the coins?
How does it felt to loose so many coins?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Deslock Darkstar on May 14, 2013, 09:58:23 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

Wha.... I don't know that.

AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Deslock Darkstar on May 14, 2013, 10:03:49 PM
Who set us up the bomb?

Somebody set us up the bomb... we get signal.

Main screen turn on.

How are you gentlemen?

All your base are belong to us.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: jackjack on May 14, 2013, 10:05:49 PM
Who set us up the bomb?

Somebody set us up the bomb... we get signal.

Main screen turn on.

How are you gentlemen?

All your base are belong to us.

You are on the way to destruction.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: deathcode on May 14, 2013, 10:06:45 PM
Who is Keyser Söze?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Ion77 on May 14, 2013, 10:08:04 PM
Where is my 1 BTC?
Answer : it is here 13WSdfpah2w2dTfcCQLJzD8dawcpzaoqMR !


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kentrolla on May 15, 2013, 02:19:18 AM
Are you good?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kentrolla on May 15, 2013, 02:22:24 AM
Have you read The Holy Bible?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Theraty on May 15, 2013, 04:04:00 AM
Where is my 1 BTC?
Answer : it is here 13WSdfpah2w2dTfcCQLJzD8dawcpzaoqMR !

Now you have the answer,what is the question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: solex on May 15, 2013, 04:08:50 AM


Is that really you in your pic, Maria?

How did Zhoutong steal your 36,000 BTC ?

Why are you giving special thanks to someone you say
stole 36,000 BTC off of you?
Is it a form of sarcasm?

How old are you, Maria?

Do you want to go to dinner or a movie, Maria?

How about a date, Maria?

Who is Bruno (Phinn Gage)?

How did Charlie Shrem change?

Why don't you know who Charlie Shrem is now?

Why did the mods have censorship?

Do you like CryptoCurrency, Maria?

Did I ask the right question?

I am new, can you tell me how I receive Bitcoins in my wallet?

Do you believe in God?

Do you believe that Jesus Christ paid the price for your
sins?

Are you saved, Maria?

Do you want to fall in love, Maria?

Will you marry me, Maria?

Who sang that song, with the words: 'Maria, you're breaking my heart,
you're shaking my confidence daily'?

Can I please have 1 BTC, Maria?

Can I please have 1000 BTC, Maria?


Will you please send me 1 BTC to this address?

1GeMeGgit2aDrkYWuoyHKNF9zWhibH7ufi

Can you send me 1000 BTC, to this address?

1GeMeGgit2aDrkYWuoyHKNF9zWhibH7ufi

If you can afford it, Maria, can you please give me 10,000 BTC?

1GeMeGgit2aDrkYWuoyHKNF9zWhibH7ufi

If I ask you for 1 BTC, 100 BTC, 1000 BTC or 10000 BTC or 100,000 BTC; then will you send it to this
adress?

1GeMeGgit2aDrkYWuoyHKNF9zWhibH7ufi

 ;D

Are you feeling a bit desperate just_me?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: AzureEngineer on May 15, 2013, 04:14:09 AM
This thread is awful, just awful.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Theraty on May 15, 2013, 04:25:27 AM
What is the RIGHT answer?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Elwar on May 15, 2013, 04:36:55 AM
Special thanks to:

Bruno (Phinn Gage)
Zhoutong (stole my 36,000 BTC)
Charlie Shrem (you changed brother, who the fuck are you now)
The mods (for the censorship)

Viva CryptoCurrency

Maria.


Why are you still posting on this forum?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 15, 2013, 05:48:23 AM
Are you a 45 year old fat man trapped in a one room apartment in Queens?

Do your posts make me sick?

Were you born full of shit or did you have to take lessons?

Did your medication wear off?

Is that why you haven't been back to this thread?

Did your pimp beat you before he raped you then threw up realizing what he had his dick inside?




Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bitsalame on May 15, 2013, 06:16:16 AM
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/fox/soundofmusic/SOM1_L.jpg


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: solex on May 15, 2013, 06:25:31 AM
Is it fun being a bitcoin millionaire?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: syn999 on May 15, 2013, 07:22:17 AM
why are you not online?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Herp-a-derp on May 15, 2013, 07:33:23 AM
Did you steal my bike?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: i3lome on May 15, 2013, 07:34:47 AM
Why would a man steal your lipstick?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: stripykitteh on May 15, 2013, 07:36:59 AM
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?  :)


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Herp-a-derp on May 15, 2013, 07:39:55 AM

You have no chance to survive make your time.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Cyberdyne on May 15, 2013, 08:41:45 AM

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Ha ha ha ha


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 15, 2013, 05:37:03 PM
Can a blind person feel blue?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: seocrow on May 15, 2013, 06:28:07 PM
What is the meaning of Life?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Malawi on May 15, 2013, 06:52:22 PM
Since not many have done a decent attempt - Why do you still believe in crypto-currencies?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 15, 2013, 07:01:54 PM
Since not many have done a decent attempt - Why do you still believe in crypto-currencies?

Your name is Malawi - why do you still eat food everyday then?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: spiderJ on May 15, 2013, 07:41:43 PM
Can I see your rat?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Malawi on May 15, 2013, 08:20:03 PM
Since not many have done a decent attempt - Why do you still believe in crypto-currencies?

Your name is Malawi - why do you still eat food everyday then?

Who says that I eat food every day?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 15, 2013, 08:21:35 PM
Since not many have done a decent attempt - Why do you still believe in crypto-currencies?

Your name is Malawi - why do you still eat food everyday then?

Who says that I eat food every day?
LOL


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bitcl1234oinfever on May 15, 2013, 10:28:15 PM
Do you want to visit Lake Tanganyika with me?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Malawi on May 15, 2013, 10:46:44 PM
Do you want to visit Lake Tanganyika with me?

I see what you did there ;)

That would be amazing ;D

I hope to be able someday, even though it's a quite pricey trip.
Guess one would have to be away at least 3 weeks, preferably with possibilities of staying even longer.
Or even better - a trip to both L. Tanganyika and L. Malawi (And why not toss in L. Victoria or a general Rift L's trip while at it ;))

Maybe if I mine some more BTC, and they go up-up-up.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: RichG on May 16, 2013, 01:58:23 AM
Do you like smallchange?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Cyberdyne on May 16, 2013, 02:00:25 AM
If a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: RichG on May 16, 2013, 02:02:50 AM
Are you really a woman?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kooke on May 16, 2013, 02:04:43 AM
Hey maria, why did you release Bytecoin? Why did you create maria2.0? I was one of the first people to mine bytecoin, but it's looking pretty grim right now.

Why don't you reward BTE for the right question?

What in the world is BTE? Care to explain?

Maria.

If you're not maria2.0, then who was it? Maybe it was satoshi???


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: WishIStartedSooner on May 16, 2013, 02:16:53 AM
Hi Maria.


How are you?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 16, 2013, 02:28:10 AM
Is your vagina clean shaven?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2013, 02:30:19 AM
Is your vagina clean shaven?

You been romancing that stone for a little too long I think.  ;D


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 16, 2013, 02:35:13 AM
Is your vagina clean shaven?

You been romancing that stone for a little too long I think.  ;D

I do switch between Maria, Moe's toes, and a goat. In RL, it's MFC and a knot hole in a piece of barn wood. And you thought I didn't have a life.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2013, 02:39:27 AM
Is your vagina clean shaven?

You been romancing that stone for a little too long I think.  ;D

I do switch between Maria, Moe's toes, and a goat. In RL, it's MFC and a knot hole in a piece of barn wood. And you thought I didn't have a life.

The goat I can get, Moe's toes are a little weird but Maria is too far. Maria I always imagine as being RandyFolds avatar.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: greyhawk on May 16, 2013, 10:35:09 AM
Now that SatoshiDice is dead, what will Bitcoiners do with their "money"?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: jayeeyee on May 16, 2013, 12:59:58 PM
Will you sizzle my pickle?!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 16, 2013, 05:01:26 PM
Can I put my sperm in your gutter
and love on it tull it stinks?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Este Nuno on May 16, 2013, 06:15:37 PM
Can I put my sperm in your gutter
and love on it tull it stinks?

I think someone needs to get you a hooker.

Anyone know one who takes bitcoin?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Este Nuno on May 16, 2013, 06:17:38 PM
Hell, I might as well get myself one.

I'll be finished before the first confirmation and by the time she finds out it's a double spend I'll be gone!

Isn't bitcoin marvelous?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Theraty on May 16, 2013, 06:24:15 PM
Are you a question scammer? If you are, your makin a mint.


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: wormbog on May 16, 2013, 06:24:24 PM
Why do believe bitcoin will change the world forever, despite all the assholes, scammers, and thieves that plague the community?

And the answer is...


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 16, 2013, 06:24:37 PM
Hell, I might as well get myself one.

I'll be finished before the first confirmation and by the time she finds out it's a double spend I'll be gone!

Isn't bitcoin marvelous?

ROTFL


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Deslock Darkstar on May 16, 2013, 06:31:15 PM
Hell, I might as well get myself one.

I'll be finished before the first confirmation and by the time she finds out it's a double spend I'll be gone!

Isn't bitcoin marvelous?

Hahahahaha!! Nice....


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: kooke on May 16, 2013, 06:34:31 PM
I better not be getting a PM saying I won 1 BTC with a phishing link in it!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Hfleer on May 16, 2013, 06:42:22 PM
What will you trade for 1 Bitcoin?
How can I earn more Bitcoin?
What question should I ask?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: wormbog on May 16, 2013, 07:56:47 PM
Hell, I might as well get myself one.

I'll be finished before the first confirmation and by the time she finds out it's a double spend I'll be gone!

Isn't bitcoin marvelous?

"O you handsome, baby. I gettin real horny! But keep yo pants on until I get my 6 confirmations..."


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: jackjack on May 16, 2013, 08:03:19 PM
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=26333
Quote
Last active 15:17:41 le 14/05/2013
Which is less than 30 minutes after OP


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: yacoin on May 16, 2013, 11:16:17 PM
What is the question?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: raze on May 17, 2013, 08:05:34 AM
Should the fact that there are infinitely many possible questions allude to the fact that I shouldn't even bother trying to guess the correct one?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: BitcoinBarrel on May 17, 2013, 03:36:25 PM
Should we lock the thread and Ban the OP if he doesn't pay someone a Bitcoin soon?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Cyberdyne on May 17, 2013, 11:25:20 PM
Should we lock the thread and Ban the OP if he doesn't pay someone a Bitcoin soon?

Or spontaneously grow a penis?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: scalar33 on May 21, 2013, 01:03:21 AM
1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.

A ripple BTC or a real one?
Ok, Who is(are) Satoshi Nakamoto?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: RagnarDanneskjold on May 22, 2013, 07:23:27 AM
A: Why?

--
Why is the right question for any problem encountered during the course of human and computing events.

Just Why.  All answers, questions, and potentialities can be derived therein.

I will pass on the BTC bounty, though.  I appreciate the thought exercise and am thoroughly compensated by showing everyone just how cleverer I am than they - nothing is more valuable or rewarding than that. Please donate the coin to Heifer International or worthy charity of your choice. Better yet, go buy yourself something sexy with it.



Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bitman442 on May 22, 2013, 05:39:51 PM
Why can't I stop being notified of new replies in this pathetic troll thread?
Why did I reply to this ridiculously stupid question in the first place?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Malawi on May 22, 2013, 09:31:01 PM
Why can't I stop being notified of new replies in this pathetic troll thread?
Why did I reply to this ridiculously stupid question in the first place?

Use Watchlist instead of new replies and unwatch this tread.

Kazinga!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: esadee on May 22, 2013, 09:32:28 PM
If you have sex while you're pregnant will the baby get pregnant as well?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: counter on May 23, 2013, 02:47:27 AM
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: naypalm on May 23, 2013, 03:04:10 AM
What is the ultimate question of the Universe?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: 5stringer on May 23, 2013, 04:35:07 PM
Where's waldo? ???


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 23, 2013, 04:41:48 PM
On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 04:55:18 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck really chuck?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: bennett616 on May 23, 2013, 04:57:28 PM
Wait..... Are you......Satoshi! :0

Andy B


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 23, 2013, 04:57:48 PM
If Sally was poked my Gregory Peck, would others still try to pick her up to prick her?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 04:59:25 PM
Do you swallow or spit?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 23, 2013, 05:00:45 PM
Is QuestionAuthority following me?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 05:02:01 PM
Is Bruno paranoid?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 23, 2013, 05:02:42 PM
Did Horton really hear a Who, or was he just applying for a position at BFL?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 05:05:33 PM
Maria, if my balls itch will you scratch them with your tongue?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 23, 2013, 05:08:36 PM
Maria, if your tongue itched, could I scratch them with QuestionAuthority's balls?

Edit: Oops! What I meant to ask is...


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 05:10:17 PM
Maria, is that my jizz on your chin or are you eating donuts?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 23, 2013, 05:18:10 PM
Can a Newbie become a Full Member in one day posting in only two threads before moving on to post his I-love-you posts on the BFL boards?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 05:22:28 PM
Maria, does Bruno speak the truth?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: QuestionAuthority on May 23, 2013, 05:32:42 PM
Is evoorhees going to get rich because minors are too stupid to know gambling is a zero-sum-game favoring the house?


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: counter on May 24, 2013, 04:18:01 AM
Have you seen my baseball?



Franks & beans!


Title: Re: 1 BTC if you ask me the RIGHT question.
Post by: linuxmonkey on May 24, 2013, 04:35:21 AM
R - Realy?
I - Incredible
G - Gift
H - Horny
T - Toad