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Title: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 18, 2018, 08:49:03 PM
Many of you have seen me speaking out in support of Lauda.  I must now purge my soul by coming forward to tell THE TRUTH:  My words and actions were not my own, for Lauda cast a spell on me using dark powers of witchcraft!

Lauda is a WITCH.  This witch must be BURNT AT THE STAKE! (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.0)  BURN THE WITCH!  BURN!!!11

Hear my testimony, that I may be free of this hell-spawned influence:

As all men, I am fallible unto the sins of pride and vanity.  The secret cabal of BLOCKSTREAM CORE, of which Lauda is a minion, did sense in me this weakness; and they tempted me to attend their wicked rites under the full moon at midnight on 1 February 2018 UTC (https://www.timeanddate.com/moon/phases/uk/greenwich-city?year=2018).  ’Twas a Blue Moon, and suchmoon as I have never seen!

I was stripped naked and bound to a tree.  Dark incantations were chanted, beneath the watchful gaze of a Segregated Witness.  Then stepped forth LAUDA, who invoked an evil name and held to my lips a goblet brimming with the potion of red trust.  Whereupon I became enthralled, a slave unto the whims of this diabolical power known as “Lauda” and by so many other wicked names (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2612664.0).

Ever since that moment, I am become possessed by Lauda! (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.msg30484202#msg30484202)

I call on all good people of this forum to cleanse this witch from our midst.

First, Lauda must be made to confess.  The WITCH must be burnt with hot irons, torn on the rack, and subjected to daily smear threads filled with rapid-fire baseless accusations (whereas “a lie a day keeps the cat at bay,” ’tis a quickselling proverb).  It is well-known that at trial for witchcraft, the witch will deny or even refuse to answer to witchcraft charges.  LAUDA MUST BE MADE TO ANSWER!

Then, Lauda must be BURNT AT THE STAKE as scammers filled with impotent lust for revenge Lauda’s VICTIMS watch the flames consume this servant of the devil:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Stilke_Hermann_Anton_-_Joan_of_Arc%27s_Death_at_the_Stake.jpg/335px-Stilke_Hermann_Anton_-_Joan_of_Arc%27s_Death_at_the_Stake.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.0)
Somebody with graphic skills, please edit (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stilke_Hermann_Anton_-_Joan_of_Arc%27s_Death_at_the_Stake.jpg) to change to a cat.  Thanks.

I must thank the noble Quickseller for opening my eyes with his ceaseless inquisitions into Lauda’s evil, and also the valiant OgNasty for his manly courage in standing up to the witch Lauda:

https://i.imgur.com/D9ni5BE.png (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=101872)

The witch Lauda must be forced to confess, then BURNED!

BURN THE WITCH!

BURN!


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 18, 2018, 08:49:30 PM
Live Photo of Witchcraft Interrogation

Sinister: Quickseller; Right: Lauda
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Joan_of_arc_interrogation.jpg/444px-Joan_of_arc_interrogation.jpg (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2881533.0)
Source: (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Joan_of_arc_interrogation.jpg) Quickseller’s psychotic fantasies.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: killyou73 on February 18, 2018, 09:07:39 PM
It's amazing that you still have postive trust from lauda


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 18, 2018, 09:32:42 PM
It's amazing that you still have postive trust from lauda

Care to explain?  Have I done anything untrustworthy?


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: FFrankie on February 18, 2018, 09:47:54 PM
It's amazing that you still have postive trust from lauda

Care to explain?  Have I done anything untrustworthy?

I see this thread is in support of lauda, if it wasn't you would probably be tagged for spreading lies


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Tyrantt on February 18, 2018, 10:09:37 PM
This post actually made me lol  ;D ;D ;D  

Can we maybe create an event on facebook for the burning of the witch?

It's amazing that you still have postive trust from lauda

Care to explain?  Have I done anything untrustworthy?

I see this thread is in support of lauda, if it wasn't you would probably be tagged for spreading lies

If you were just to read this (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.440) whole thread, you'd know what's this about. He's making fun of some users for bringing up some ridiculous things and also this gem (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.msg30492013#msg30492013). Whole thread is a wild ride, highly suggesting to give it a read. :D


https://i.imgur.com/lcvpuD9.jpg


You can have my MSPaint skills. Sorry about the picture size.

 


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 18, 2018, 10:10:00 PM
It's amazing that you still have postive trust from lauda

Care to explain?  Have I done anything untrustworthy?

I see this thread is in support of lauda, if it wasn't you would probably be tagged for spreading lies

Dear suchmoon (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.msg30447663#msg30447663), does your sarcasm-shilling paid signature also help explain the concept of satire?

“ELI5” time, for those who just—don’t—get it.  I have just declared that Lauda is the Bitcoin Forum’s Joan of Arc.  Also, I am pointing out that the promulgation of baseless anti-Lauda megathreads and rapid-fire smears is an attempt by Quickseller to create the hysterical atmosphere of a witchcraft trial.  He has already affirmatively declared (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2881533.msg30119323#msg30119323) that his so-called “standard of evidence is the same as what is frequently published in the mainstream media” (translation of Quickseller’s “mainstream media”: scandal-sheet tabloids which carry news about Batboy).

(I have previously noted that Quickseller is the Bitcoin Forum’s Iago (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2881533.msg30361127#msg30361127).  Here, I separately insinuate that he has delusional fantasies of being a Grand Inquisitor.)



Yes, I am aware that I am here looping together disparate historical events; and Jeanne d’Arc was burnt at the stake on politically motivated trumped-up charges of heresy, not witchcraft.  However:  (0) Nobody cares about history anyway.  (1) It’s called “literary license”.  —  Apropos hereof, the political motivation was that England was “butthurt” by Joan whipping them bloody on the battlefield; sound familiar?



Edit—P.S., did you seriously think I might claim my behaviour to be controlled by a magical witchcraft spell?  Have I hereto demonstrated any evidence of psychotic delusions?


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: theymos_away on February 18, 2018, 10:36:07 PM
That's a very serious accusation. Maybe we should ask Luke for advice on setting up a proper inquisitorial tribunal to address the emerging problem of heresy within our otherwise God-fearing community.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Quickseller on February 18, 2018, 10:56:14 PM
This thread reveals more about nullius than it does Lauda.

It seems that the daily accusations of you being a liar turned out to be true based on your interactions in the lauda-related threads.

I am curious just how many people have a deep understanding of cryptography and spend as much time in reputation related threads as you do ::)


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 18, 2018, 11:28:21 PM
You can have my MSPaint skills. Sorry about the picture size.

Thanks.  Excellent.  Meritorious, even (will do later).

I’m glad you uploaded a large version.  It is better to have source material which can be resized.


That's a very serious accusation. Maybe we should ask Luke for advice on setting up a proper inquisitorial tribunal to address the emerging problem of heresy within our otherwise God-fearing community.

Well, we already have a self-nominated tribunal for trying Lauda on charges for what seems like almost every crime which has ever been invented.  The tribunal’s name is Quickseller, plus alts and fellow scammers for a quorum.  I think that this tribunal is fully competent to pass judgment and punishment on my charge that Lauda has committed witchcraft.

I think a more urgent question is what type of “ordeal” (i.e. torture) to use to extract a confession.  I suggest the ordeal of the smear:  Lauda shall be subjected to nonstop bombardment with baseless smear accusations, until she confesses to witchcraft.  (Conveniently, this soaks up much of the time she would otherwise use to crack down on spammers and scammers.  Cui bono?)


This thread reveals more about nullius than it does Lauda.

It seems that the daily accusations of you being a liar turned out to be true based on your interactions in the lauda-related threads.

I am curious just how many people have a deep understanding of cryptography and spend as much time in reputation related threads as you do ::)

Well, I see I hit the mark insofar as my OP said a humble bit about Lauda, and much more about you.

By the way, whenever have I suffered daily accusations of being a liar?  Unless you are still claiming that I am Lauda (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.msg30484202#msg30484202); which is it today?

If you want to start subjecting me to the Lauda treatment, go right ahead.  I’ve got no reason to even respond, unless I find it sufficiently amusing to do so.  Take your best shot.  If today I stand accused that my vocal opposition to a despicable smear campaign has distracted for the past few days from Dev & Tech and my Github projects, well—I’ll admit to that one.  You got me there!  Let’s see what you come up with tomorrow.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Viper1 on February 18, 2018, 11:38:39 PM
People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people. The mutual masturbatory merit giving is truly awesome to behold. I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Tyrantt on February 18, 2018, 11:50:18 PM
People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people. The mutual masturbatory merit giving is truly awesome to behold. I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.

He didn't even get merited on this topic. Why aren't you doing it instead of just pointing it out?

So are any of these posts, that he was merited on, trolling or legit posts?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2957846.msg30364208#msg30364208
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2940686.msg30295658#msg30295658
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=25804.msg26877499#msg26877499
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2846629.msg30424698#msg30424698

These are just some that were noticeable in his merit history that you can see right off the bat and if you ask me... you're, pretty much, wrong.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Viper1 on February 19, 2018, 12:14:05 AM
People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people. The mutual masturbatory merit giving is truly awesome to behold. I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.

He didn't even get merited on this topic. Why aren't you doing it instead of just pointing it out?

So are any of these posts, that he was merited on, trolling or legit posts?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2957846.msg30364208#msg30364208
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2940686.msg30295658#msg30295658
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=25804.msg26877499#msg26877499
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2846629.msg30424698#msg30424698

These are just some that were noticeable in his merit history that you can see right off the bat and if you ask me... you're, pretty much, wrong.
Why am I not doing it? I have more important things to do in my life than take part in those sorts of things. Sometimes I'll get involved in technical discussions but finding worthwhile stuff on here has gotten harder and harder. The last one was last year with segwit/big block discussions.

Did I say all his posts are "trolling"? I think not. His most "noteable" one, was him insulting someone and getting 50 points for it. He certainly does it in style though.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: The Sceptical Chymist on February 19, 2018, 12:22:54 AM
People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people. The mutual masturbatory merit giving is truly awesome to behold. I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.
He's not really trolling.  Trolls never put that much effort into any of their posts and usually cause a big ruckus online.  Farming trust merit?  Maybe; I can see that.  But at least his posts are interesting and he knows how to write.  That's more than can be said for 99% of users and/or posts here.  If he gets a disproportionate amount of merits, I'd say he's earned them.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that I'm still not Lauda, never will be, and I hope Quickseller takes time out from gargling his hot dog to notice this, and that he stops accusing me of being Lauda.  He has a habit of projecting his heinous alt account habits onto other people.

Edit:  I didn't mean to write "farming trust".  It's been a long night and I probably should give it a rest.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Tyrantt on February 19, 2018, 12:24:28 AM
Why am I not doing it? I have more important things to do in my life than take part in those sorts of things. Sometimes I'll get involved in technical discussions but finding worthwhile stuff on here has gotten harder and harder. The last one was last year with segwit/big block discussions.

Did I say all his posts are "trolling"? I think not. His most "noteable" one, was him insulting someone and getting 50 points for it. He certainly does it in style though.

So why are you complaining then? Go on with your business if it's not affecting you in any way...

Also,

I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.

That would imply that you're calling his posts trolling, and that's not true because he wouldn't be where he is if he was trolling. This is a forum.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Lauda on February 19, 2018, 12:31:13 AM
I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.
Satire =/= trolling. It looks like you still don't get it.

“ELI5” time, for those who just—don’t—get it.  I have just declared that Lauda is the Bitcoin Forum’s Joan of Arc.  Also, I am pointing out that the promulgation of baseless anti-Lauda megathreads and rapid-fire smears is an attempt by Quickseller to create the hysterical atmosphere of a witchcraft trial.  He has already affirmatively declared (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2881533.msg30119323#msg30119323) that his so-called “standard of evidence is the same as what is frequently published in the mainstream media” (translation of Quickseller’s “mainstream media”: scandal-sheet tabloids which carry news about Batboy).

(I have previously noted that Quickseller is the Bitcoin Forum’s Iago (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2881533.msg30361127#msg30361127).  Here, I separately insinuate that he has delusional fantasies of being a Grand Inquisitor.)

Uhm.. I wonder whether "a friend of a friend reliable unidentified source" told you that they have a video of me doing voodoo. :-[


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Viper1 on February 19, 2018, 12:33:41 AM
Why am I not doing it? I have more important things to do in my life than take part in those sorts of things. Sometimes I'll get involved in technical discussions but finding worthwhile stuff on here has gotten harder and harder. The last one was last year with segwit/big block discussions.

Did I say all his posts are "trolling"? I think not. His most "noteable" one, was him insulting someone and getting 50 points for it. He certainly does it in style though.

So why are you complaining then? Go on with your business if it's not affecting you in any way...

Also,

I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.

That would imply that you're calling his posts trolling

Wasn't aware you held any importance in my life that would warrant me considering your advice or that I should place any value on anything you might have to say on the topic.

I commended him on his trolling skills with no mention at all of any his other posts. You clearly have a predisposed mindset, one of those that sees what they want to see. Given that, have a nice day.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 19, 2018, 12:38:29 AM
People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people. The mutual masturbatory merit giving is truly awesome to behold. I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.

Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.

Let’s see, what else:  A sharp wit is meritorious, yes.  It adds to the forum.  It is also true, I seem to be adept at inducing smart, interesting people to like me.  Some people might call that “earning respect and making friends”.  Awesome “forum trolling skills” I’ve got there.


He didn't even get merited on this topic. Why aren't you doing it instead of just pointing it out?

So are any of these posts, that he was merited on, trolling or legit posts?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2957846.msg30364208#msg30364208
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2940686.msg30295658#msg30295658
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=25804.msg26877499#msg26877499
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2846629.msg30424698#msg30424698

These are just some that were noticeable in his merit history that you can see right off the bat and if you ask me... you're, pretty much, wrong.

Thanks, Tyrantt.  I’m not sure; but I think that until recently, excluding the famous +50 insult post, my most highly-merited post was Bitcoin’s Public-Key Security Level (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2859033.msg29345381#msg29345381).  It is now handily beaten by a few others, such as segvan: Segwit vanity address & bulk address generator (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2934774.msg30155663#msg30155663); I’ve actually found that high-quality coding of open-source software which people want is the very best “merit-farming” activity.  That’s what my involvement in forum controversy is distracting me from—and my merit score would probably be at least 100 higher, if I weren’t spending time speaking out against outrageous smear campaigns.  I think three other good examples are three successive posts I made in a thread pertaining to random number generation (0 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2850720.msg29249772#msg29249772), 1 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2850720.msg29274125#msg29274125), 2 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2850720.msg29355582#msg29355582)).


Why am I not doing it? I have more important things to do in my life than take part in those sorts of things.

So, why are you here in this thread?

Sometimes I'll get involved in technical discussions but finding worthwhile stuff on here has gotten harder and harder. The last one was last year with segwit/big block discussions.

Agreed that the S/N ratio can be bad; but in Dev & Tech, it’s recently become much better.  I blame the merit system for the improvement.  As for big-blocker nonsense FUD, by the way, it is meritorious to rip apart anti-Segwit disinformation of the type promulgated by Btrashers, sometimes unfortunately repeated by people who just don’t understand the technical bits (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2905590.msg29896057#msg29896057).  Vide:  Currently, “Merited by Foxpup (7), gmaxwell (3), achow101 (3), AGD (2), HeRetiK (1), CASlO (1), Manfred Macx (1)”.

Did I say all his posts are "trolling"? I think not. His most "noteable" one, was him insulting someone and getting 50 points for it. He certainly does it in style though.

I am indeed proud of that historic forum moment, whereby I became the first and only forum member to get +50 for an insult, as a shriek from the target of the insult (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2854290.msg29320411#msg29320411).  But if you think that’s my “most ‘notaeble [sic]’” post, then you haven’t read much of anything that I’ve written.  Try it sometime.


He's not really trolling.  Trolls never put that much effort into any of their posts and usually cause a big ruckus online.  Farming trust?  Maybe; I can see that.

That’s some lovely trust I’m farming here:


I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that I'm still not Lauda, never will be, and I hope Quickseller takes time out from gargling his hot dog to notice this, and that he stops accusing me of being Lauda.  He has a habit of projecting his heinous alt account habits onto other people.

I can attest that you are not Lauda, because you are neither me nor Satoshi, who are both Lauda.



Now, are we talking about me, or about how Lauda is a witch who must be burnt at the stake?

Ah, yes.  Here’s the witch!

Uhm.. I wonder whether "a friend of a friend reliable unidentified source" told you that they have a video of me doing voodoo. :-[

No, my friend of a friend reliable unidentified source told me that you turned him into a newt.  Whereas I myself am personally testifying that you cast a magic spell on me, enthralling me and compelling my behaviour in supporting your persecution of the poor, innocent Mr. Quickseller.

BURN THE WITCH!


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Viper1 on February 19, 2018, 12:42:01 AM
I bow to your forum trolling skills nullius.
Satire =/= trolling. It looks like you still don't get it.
Not true as satire can be used as a means to troll albeit in "style". In order to really know what his intent/motives are, we'd have to be in his head which, since none of us are, we can just make assumptions.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Tyrantt on February 19, 2018, 12:44:14 AM
Thanks, Tyrantt.  I’m not sure; but I think that until recently, excluding the famous +50 insult post, my most highly-merited post was Bitcoin’s Public-Key Security Level (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2859033.msg29345381#msg29345381).  It is now handily beaten by a few others, such as segvan: Segwit vanity address & bulk address generator (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2934774.msg30155663#msg30155663); I’ve actually found that high-quality coding of open-source software which people want is the very best “merit-farming” activity.  That’s what my involvement in forum controversy is distracting me from—and my merit score would probably be at least 100 higher, if I weren’t spending time speaking out against outrageous smear campaigns.  I think three other good examples are three successive posts I made in a thread pertaining to random number generation (0 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2850720.msg29249772#msg29249772), 1 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2850720.msg29274125#msg29274125), 2 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2850720.msg29355582#msg29355582)).




Didn't spend that much time looking into your merited posts, just picked a few that were merited recently and ones that were popping out.


People should really pay attention to nullius as he's showing everyone how to seriously farm merit points. Lots of sarcastic humor etc along with sucking up to all the right people.

You've said earlier ^^^ that that's how he's farming merit and as you can see he didn't get merit for this one, making it not effective way of farming so far since 185 people have seen this thread, so you can only refer to the older posts but then you say:

I commended him on his trolling skills with no mention at all of any his other posts.

So what are you talking about then?


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: suchmoon on February 19, 2018, 12:58:53 AM
Dear suchmoon (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.msg30447663#msg30447663), does your sarcasm-shilling paid signature also help explain the concept of satire?

I'm not getting paid by satire so I wouldn't really know. Witch burning sounds fun though. Not much of that going on these days, thank you for reviving this old tradition.

This thread reveals more about nullius than it does Lauda.

It seems that the daily accusations of you being a liar turned out to be true based on your interactions in the lauda-related threads.

I am curious just how many people have a deep understanding of cryptography and spend as much time in reputation related threads as you do ::)

Daily accusations you throw around and then weasel out of proving? No, that's not really how it works. Just saying "turned out to be true" doesn't make it so.

But I must say I'm shocked that you don't seem to be fully on board with the witch burning. This is Lauda we're talking about, the incarnation of evil of this forum. I think you're just jealous that you're not the one to come up with the idea.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Viper1 on February 19, 2018, 01:00:49 AM
Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?
Why wouldn't it? During "drama", people naturally support/defend those that do the same for them. They form a little "tribe". When someone gives them something to show appreciation of the support (in this case merit), in the back of their mind they feel obligated to return the favor so to speak.  Besides which, a thread like isn't going to attract just Lauda. It will attract all the same people that have been in the other Lauda threads. If I wanted to attract attention to myself, farm some merit and do what you next mention, it's certainly the sort of thing I'd do.

“earning respect and making friends”
Yes, one could certainly say that's what's happening. To what end though? Given how you've pointed out how not one person on the planet knows who you are and how you've taken steps to ensure you can never get tracked, one has to wonder why. Whenever I see that sort of thing, it sets off all sorts of red flags for me.

Anyway, you're entertaining and I'm sure there will much more interesting/entertaining things to come from you. Carry on man!


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: suchmoon on February 19, 2018, 01:13:27 AM
“earning respect and making friends”
Yes, one could certainly say that's what's happening. To what end though? Given how you've pointed out how not one person on the planet knows who you are and how you've taken steps to ensure you can never get tracked, one has to wonder why. Whenever I see that sort of thing, it sets off all sorts of red flags for me.

Anyway, you're entertaining and I'm sure there will much more interesting/entertaining things to come from you. Carry on man!

I would say a red flag would be if nullius started "monetizing" his position by engaging in increasingly large and risky trades or something to that effect.

Other than that, being hyperactive on an internet forum doesn't have to mean something nefarious.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Viper1 on February 19, 2018, 01:27:41 AM
if ... started
I will preface this by first saying I'm not implying anything since people on this forum readily jump to conclusions and, despite me clearly saying this, I'm sure some people who are predisposed to that sort of thing will automatically assume it anyway.

There are short and long "cons" (I'm simply using the term con as that's part of the phrase). We've all seen both sorts of things play out even though there were probably red flags at some point. In other words, time will tell but I've come to trust my instincts that there's more going on than meets the eye.

PS. And now for something completely different... I appreciate the effort you put into the GAW thing. That was certainly interesting to watch play out.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: suchmoon on February 19, 2018, 01:52:25 AM
if ... started
I will preface this by first saying I'm not implying anything since people on this forum readily jump to conclusions and, despite me clearly saying this, I'm sure some people who are predisposed to that sort of thing will automatically assume it anyway.

There are short and long "cons" (I'm simply using the term con as that's part of the phrase). We've all seen both sorts of things play out even though there were probably red flags at some point. In other words, time will tell but I've come to trust my instincts that there's more going on than meets the eye.

So you're saying nullius is running a long con and should be preemptively burned at the stake.

j/k

PS. And now for something completely different... I appreciate the effort you put into the GAW thing. That was certainly interesting to watch play out.

Thanks. Still waiting for Garza to be sentenced.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 19, 2018, 02:02:50 AM
Photographic Evidence of Lauda’s WITCHCRAFT

Lauda taught me evil incantations for summoning daemons.  I use these daemons as servants for my computing.  Here is a daemon I call “Beastie”, who currently manages much computing machinery for me:

https://www.freebsd.org/gifs/daemon-phk.png (https://www.freebsd.org/art.html)



I would say a red flag would be if nullius started "monetizing" his position by engaging in increasingly large and risky trades or something to that effect.

I do intend to someday “monetize” my account—because I like to eat, too.  My ideal plan is to build a reputation for technical prowess, then offer paid privacy and security services to complement my open-source offerings.  If that doesn’t work out, then I may someday get a signature ad from one of the more reputable campaigns which only allow high ranks, kick back, and spend time answering technical questions.

My nefarious plan is revealed!  What a “long con”.

Other than that, being hyperactive on an internet forum doesn't have to mean something nefarious.

I often do 24–36 hour posting marathons, for the purpose of helping conceal my time zone.  Otherwise, I just shift around and jet-lag my sleep schedule.


So you're saying nullius is running a long con and should be preemptively burned at the stake.

Well, my long con does involve daemons.

Now, could we please stop talking about me?  The important issue is that Lauda is a witch!


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: TMAN on February 19, 2018, 07:22:49 AM
Yet again excellent work Nullius..

a pleasure to read as always


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: o_e_l_e_o on February 19, 2018, 10:16:52 AM
Fetch a duck!


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: nullius on February 19, 2018, 10:36:29 AM
Yet again excellent work Nullius..

a pleasure to read as always

Thanks.


Fetch a duck!

Indeed.  That duck-on-a-balance-scale is a suitable ordeal for assessing the guilt of the witch Lauda; for Monty Python’s standards of evidence exceed Quickseller’s non-standards of non-evidence.



Quote from: Whining red-tagged spammers and scammers
Help!  I’m bein’ oppressed—by LAUDA!



For my part, my favourite colour is red.  Well—maybe.  I won’t actually tell you, because I’m pseudonymous and that’s too personal—AAAAARRRGH!


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: otrkid70 on February 20, 2018, 12:40:52 AM
I Almost pissed myself when i read the OP.  LMFAO what a great post.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: BitRent-Alt on February 20, 2018, 03:32:49 AM
I maybe an Alt but I can confirm that Lauda is indeed a WITCH. One day, power in my tiny house went off. I asked Mitchell to help me out and he forwarded me to Lauda because Mitchell's ability wasn't enough.

Lauda said that s/he could help me out and then told me to draw a dickbutt on the floor and pour a glass of rabbit's blood on that dickbutt. And voila! My power came back on. This was years ago though.

And this is a true story. Well, sort of.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: suchmoon on February 20, 2018, 03:40:42 AM
If you think that guy is me, then you are wrong. You have to admit he is funny.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Aventhe on February 20, 2018, 08:01:18 AM
What
Is
This...
?


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Lauda on February 20, 2018, 08:36:35 AM
I Almost pissed myself when i read the OP.  LMFAO what a great post.
It's well-written satire indeed.

I maybe an Alt but I can confirm that Lauda is indeed a WITCH. One day, power in my tiny house went off. I asked Mitchell to help me out and he forwarded me to Lauda because Mitchell's ability wasn't enough.

Lauda said that s/he could help me out and then told me to draw a dickbutt on the floor and pour a glass of rabbit's blood on that dickbutt. And voila! My power came back on. This was years ago though.

And this is a true story. Well, sort of.
Uh, oh. :-[

https://media0.giphy.com/media/6qmOIwxEJnt96/giphy.gif


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Cobalt9317 on February 28, 2018, 02:50:11 AM
A witch in ancient history was a wise woman, also warlock is a wise man.
The archaic ceremony of burning witches (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Stilke_Hermann_Anton_-_Joan_of_Arc%27s_Death_at_the_Stake.jpg) were so dramatic and a lot of speculation arose.
like for example that a witch was actually a good person, hence fewer members of the cabal started accusing her of malignant doings.

Unfortunately it comes to a breaking point when such a reputable member start accusing a reputable member (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2612664.0).

P.S Nullius I hope you don't get snap out of that compelling spell card.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: siddartha1492 on February 28, 2018, 06:11:49 AM
Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.

LOL, I can confirm that one. Around 2 months ago, I genuinely thanked her for making me aware of Segwit wallets. But she didn't like the flattery as it was done in her signature campaign thread! And now I am still struggling to get out of that SMAS list!! 😄


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: Lauda on February 28, 2018, 08:15:56 AM
Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.
LOL, I can confirm that one. Around 2 months ago, I genuinely thanked her for making me aware of Segwit wallets. But she didn't like the flattery as it was done in her signature campaign thread! And now I am still struggling to get out of that SMAS list!! 😄
:-[ Guilty; hehe. I think I remember your name (I think). I'll get to it soonTM.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: siddartha1492 on March 02, 2018, 04:43:14 PM
Do you really think that “sucking up” would work with Lauda?  You’d wind up with dripping-red distrust from her instead.  Either that, or she will turn you into a newt.  No, you won’t get better.
LOL, I can confirm that one. Around 2 months ago, I genuinely thanked her for making me aware of Segwit wallets. But she didn't like the flattery as it was done in her signature campaign thread! And now I am still struggling to get out of that SMAS list!! 😄
:-[ Guilty; hehe. I think I remember your name (I think). I'll get to it soonTM.
Of course you remember my name. You even replied my PM and said that my name is interesting!!😁


Title: Photographic PROOF that the witch LAUDA is a FLYING CATBAT!!
Post by: Meretrix on March 23, 2018, 05:24:09 PM
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult (http://bitcult.faith/) with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=101872) shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

https://i.imgur.com/lvTzLGi.png (https://i.imgur.com/Ru7g1Wt.png)
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO.  Much better than an ICO.)


Is any more actual proof (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.0) needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft? :o


Title: The witch LAUDA gave me Pleurodelinaemia!!
Post by: nullius on March 23, 2018, 05:29:18 PM
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult (http://bitcult.faith/) with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=101872) shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

Well, that’s nothing.  Lauda became angry at me when I failed to keep up a regular schedule of worshipping the devil and oppressing spammers and scammers poor, innocent denizens of the forum.  Now, it is difficult for me to type any posts at all.  Just look at me!  My fingers!

https://i.imgur.com/otl2s8G.jpg
nullius under Lauda’s spell
(Photo credit: Connor Long (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Taricha_torosa,_Napa_County,_CA.jpg).)

On the bright side, I now have a voracious appetite for mosquito larvae (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=358020).  Delicious!





You forgot:  Lauda is a tax evading sockpuppeting pill addict who turned you into a newt (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2975479.0).  Even if you got better, you should not let the crime go unpunished!

Yes, a most horrendous case of Pleurodelinaemia, and one that required my years of knowledge to treat. Casting such a spell is clearly treason, and therefore I would argue for capital punishment.

Dr. o_e_l_e_o, a web search review of the literature makes it apparent that you have advanced the medical state of the art with your characterization and efficacious treatment of Pleurodelinaemia, as well as adding that word to the medical lexicon.  Now, I need your help!

HELP!

LAUDA MUST BE STOPPED!


Title: Re: The witch LAUDA gave me Pleurodelinaemia!!
Post by: o_e_l_e_o on March 23, 2018, 08:40:56 PM
You forgot:  Lauda is a tax evading sockpuppeting pill addict who turned you into a newt (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2975479.0).  Even if you got better, you should not let the crime go unpunished!

Yes, a most horrendous case of Pleurodelinaemia, and one that required my years of knowledge to treat. Casting such a spell is clearly treason, and therefore I would argue for capital punishment.

Dr. o_e_l_e_o, a web search review of the literature makes it apparent that you have advanced the medical state of the art with your characterization and efficacious treatment of Pleurodelinaemia, as well as adding that word to the medical lexicon.  Now, I need your help!

Ahh yes. I had rather hoped to name my newly coined disease eponymously, but it is somewhat difficult to be both eponymous and anonymous. Shame.

Regardless, do look out for my full paper on Pleurodelinaemia being published in next month's copies of both The Lancelot and The Olde England Journal of Medicine. It will attributed to my pseudonym Dr Cerimon. It should be right between the articles entitled "Your Mother Was A Hamster: The Evidence for Animal-Human Hybrids in the Treatment of Inheritable Diseases" and "The Man Who Says 'Ni!': A Peculiar Case of Tourette's Syndrome".

However, as you are such a valued member of the forum, I will bestow upon you early access to my cure. Beware, it is neither quick nor easy, and is not without risk!

Quote from: Dr Cerimon
With apt hands, and constantly thinking black thoughts, it was ensured that the time was agreeable and no one else was watching. A random selection was made from a mixture of rank weeds and plants that had previously been collected at midnight. This selection was cursed a total of three (3) times, before being poured in to the patient's ears. Within 24 hours, the patient was noted to have "got better", with no evidence of the disease remaining.


Title: Re: Photographic PROOF that the witch LAUDA is a FLYING CATBAT!!
Post by: Lauda on March 24, 2018, 07:22:05 PM
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult (http://bitcult.faith/) with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=101872) shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

https://i.imgur.com/lvTzLGi.png (https://i.imgur.com/Ru7g1Wt.png)
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO.  Much better than an ICO.)


Is any more actual proof (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.0) needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft? :o
I think I just got doxxed. :-[

HELP!

LAUDA MUST BE STOPPED!

I could throw you a half-broken anchor chain if that might help. *evil witch grin*


Title: Re: Photographic PROOF that the witch LAUDA is a FLYING CATBAT!!
Post by: Meretrix on March 27, 2018, 06:41:04 PM
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult (http://bitcult.faith/) with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=101872) shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:

https://i.imgur.com/lvTzLGi.png (https://i.imgur.com/Ru7g1Wt.png)
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO.  Much better than an ICO.)


Is any more actual proof (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2945878.0) needed to sustain a charge of witchcraft? :o
I think I just got doxxed. :-[

Doxt thou art!  By inner eye,
Dark spells now let me descry
Thine image, felid scourge of spammers,
Liars, trolls, and crypto-scammers.

   With pills, not tax, thy sockpuppet show
   Brings the poor in spirit to ends of woe.


https://i.imgur.com/jLJCUu6.jpg (https://web.archive.org/web/20170816205912/https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=101872)+https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c6/Bat-signal_1989_film.jpg/120px-Bat-signal_1989_film.jpg=https://i.imgur.com/oVB1PG0.png
On the identification of a pseudonymous forum crimefighter!


Edit:  The forum is inexplicably making the cat image tiny, at least for my browser; and I am done messing with BBcode for now.  Sorry.


Title: Re: Lauda is a WITCH, who cast an evil spell on me! BURN THE WITCH!
Post by: xtraelv on May 25, 2018, 03:11:42 AM
Looking at this thread and the witchcraft test I think Lauda might be in trouble.

1. Is the suspect a woman?
2. Does she have a pet?
3. Does she have a wart?
4. Is she irritating?
5. Is she weird around your kids?
6. Is she old?
7. Has she stopped going to church?
8. Has she threatened you — and then it totally came true?
9. Have you seen her spirit in your house at night?
10. Has she confessed?

Charges could be dropped by a relative’s defense in a trial by combat, or by twelve people swearing an oath of the accused’s innocence.

You can burn the witch alive in order to save their soul.


Title: Re: The witch LAUDA gave me Pleurodelinaemia!!
Post by: darklus123 on May 25, 2018, 01:18:12 PM


Well, that’s nothing.  Lauda became angry at me when I failed to keep up a regular schedule of worshipping the devil and oppressing spammers and scammers poor, innocent denizens of the forum.  Now, it is difficult for me to type any posts at all.  Just look at me!  My fingers!

https://i.imgur.com/otl2s8G.jpg
nullius under Lauda’s spell
(Photo credit: Connor Long (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Taricha_torosa,_Napa_County,_CA.jpg).)



I can't help it but I think lauda atleast tries to be a little bit creative. Cause I found your new look really cute tho  ::)
Now what's important are the things that might happen next after the "out of this world" that lauda did to you(as you've stated). If lauda then tries to hurt you that would really be so awful. How can that lauda hurt your little fingers  ??? that can really be so unacceptable.