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Like it or not but I'm an actual SEO Guru.

In fact, I almost am to be considered an SEO God. As I am not only omniscient, but also benevolent I am willing to share some of my wisdom with you. For just $10 you get the once-in-a-lifetime chance to ask me any SEO-related question and receive a detailed answer to it.

Link-juice, domain age, penalties & recovery, on-site optimization, disavowing links, keywords density, linkbuilding, pbn, penguin 4.0, panda 4.0, GWT, Backlink profile, local SEO - trust me when I say that I know all about it. Do you?

Here is how it works:

You send me your question as a private message.
Upon accepting your question you will send the $10 in Bitcoin
You will then receive your answer within one hour, most likely within minutes.

Please note: this is for people in need of advice. I will reject all smart questions looking to school or ridicule me, even the person asking is willing to make payment. This offer is to help people, I'm not doing this for my health. People that have received their answer are obliged to give their feedback in this thread. I will leave the feedback here uncommented and will not engage in any further conversation outside of private messages.

In the absolute rare case that you cannot take any value out of your response you are entitled to a full refund.

I am ready to receive your question. Cometh all.

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You might want to try Earn.com (http://earn.com) as you can setup your own price, and be sure that you get paid upon answering. There are many lists which you can join, and receive messages if someome wants to send a message or a survey to the whole list.

Earn.com is a SCAM as it forces you to use social media which I, by the nature of being a god, despise.

Now ask your question my child, else leave this sacred thread.

wow really

It's not a scam, OP should look definition of a "SCAM". They do have some requirements for linked in, as they use it mainly so people do not abuse the paid messages, and prove that they actually expertise on some certain subject.

They also want your private email, your work email, your Facebook profile, your GitHub profile, your LinkedIn profile and payouts only go to Coinbase (nowhere else), they are constantly behind with payoutsand never respond to customer service tickets. What more do you need in order to smell a rat?

I fully understand that you work for them promoting them on forums but PLEASE not in my thread. My advice is as unbiased as it is pristine and helpful. Please pose your question via PM or leave this sacred place that is my thread.

You're a Sesus  === Seo Jesus.Rename yourself with better keywords man.My question to you is,how well acquainted  are you with Server Side Rendered Applications ? What SEO techniques can you offer for a single page application which is rendered on the server ?

You may choose to ignore my question because I'm not paying you $10 bucks.Just want to make sure you know what's what.

Please leave my thread.

Have you committed a sin and been penalized by Google?

Rejoice as there is forgiveness in this world...but YOU HAVE TO ASK for it

Send me a PM with your question.

Not true at all. Not sure if that was case some day, however they do only require linked in, other social medias are purely optional. Also you can request cash out to a normal btc address as well, and they have been sent to me everytime within 5 minutes! I was just trying to be helpful, and suggest you that service. It's fine if you don't want to use it.

Ps. They verified my account even without me needing to have linkedin.

Please stop hijacking my thread.

Maybe you are a SEO guru. Maybe you know many things about DM.

But with this attitude you are not going to achieve anything.


Just friendly notive. Cheers

Exactly, the more Polite the OP is, the better he can get clients. There is no point for him to be so rude.

Get THE FUCK off my thread.

Came here to say this.

OP, I understand that you’re trying to build an avatar for yourself here, but you’re going about it the wrong way. It’s one thing to be an expert at something, and another to be a complete asshole. You seemed to have mixed the two together, which doesn’t work when you’re trying to ask strangers for money to ask you a question that they could easily ask Google first.

You haven’t proven yourself to be an expert, but you have succeeded in showing that you’re unwilling to be fair to others who are providing feedback, which goes to show me (and I’m sure many others) that you don’t have a level head for this type of business.

I’m also in the SEO game, so if anyone reading this has a question regarding specific SEO information, send me a PM and I’ll point you in the right direction. For free.

Don’t submit yourself to the likes of this abusive wolf ticket seller.

@mod: how do I ban permanent off topic replies to my thread? This is the market section, I posted an offered here in full accordance to the rules.

Please help me keep my offer spam free.

this is how we know you're fake lol. You can't be an SEO guru while despising social media.

Social media is a huge part of SEO... Google algorithm takes into account social media presence and your favorability there. In fact, social media is a big part of link building strategies. It's also a big part of gaining organic trust from visitors....

I'm not sure how you can call yourself an "SEO god." Do you even know which social media outlets are the most popular and what their affects are on SEO?

This is an offer, not a discussion.

For the last time, stop spamming.

Go to udemy.com
and make ur offer  :P full tuto for example amount BTC if they are any buyers !
better than this scam 10$ per question  ;D WTF dude :o "GOD Seo"

Will consider.

Dammmmn....you can't say op has low self esteem...great pitch...hope your service will work out mate. Best of luck and cheers!

"Please help me" I thought that sentence was an aberration to you. So, we now see that this self professed SEO god does not know anything about self-moderated threads.

Pride goes before a fall

I see the righteousness in you, son



Your fee is hereby lowered to $9 (offer provided "As is", not to be used in connection with any past or future offers).

You have somewhat of a point, Mr knitpicker.

Now waive me fresh air while I ride into town on the back of a mule.

Sorry mate, I do not have any questions so far, but you can be sure if I do, you will be the man to ask. Also, if I hear some people looking for help at this particular problems, I will direct them to you....again...best of luck with your business. Cheers

BUMP:

I'm giving away three FREE questions!

The first three users to PM their question shall receive a complimentary answer.

I have spoken.

One answer down, two more to go.

Off-topic, but in all seriousness, you are now in my top 10 favorite users of all time on bitcointalk.

I don't like you and i don't agree with your methods, but your posts are extremely entertaining, and I keep coming back to this thread to see what other nonsense you've posted.

Same over here....best word to describe it...pure and utter nonsense....BUT ....entertaining...that has to count for something, no?  :P

Two free questions answered, one more to go.

$10 for 1 question is too expensive you buy a complete seo guide and ebooks for $3 to $5 usd.
And SEO is not hard to do.

There are many forums out there that I think could give the best answer without payment.

I suggest you to better offer your SEO skills to anyone here instead of selling your answer.

Yawn.

He replied my questions. Basic information but It still helped for a beginner. Good luck

Edit: He turned out to be an asshole who insults people because he didn't like their replies. Stay away from him.

Actually he is just trying to create a unique online personality. Even though it looks offensive, it attracts people. But I think he is overstretching it. Most probably he is a teen who self-learnt SEO.

Pretty much you are 200% right. If he is a teen, he at least he isn't that dumb teen like 99% of teens are today but he is probably a scammer.

Best post posted on this topic. OP will make more money on it instead of scamming people on SEO answers.