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Title: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: shakaru on August 09, 2011, 07:26:24 PM Looking to buy a few contracts for a soul or two. Pm me if interested. Serious post btw.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: bluefirecorp on August 09, 2011, 07:40:13 PM Do you purchase animal souls?
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: shakaru on August 09, 2011, 07:42:09 PM Do you purchase animal souls? No because as we all know, animals have no souls. Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: bluefirecorp on August 09, 2011, 07:51:19 PM Do you purchase animal souls? No because as we all know, animals have no souls. So, according to this reading material, people with red hair, freckles, and pale skin cannot use your service? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: shakaru on August 09, 2011, 07:54:45 PM Do you purchase animal souls? No because as we all know, animals have no souls. So, according to this reading material, people with people with red hair, freckles, and pale skin cannot use your service? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids Im sorry, but you are correct. Also don't forget the Japaneses. Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: Ssoele on August 09, 2011, 08:12:10 PM I'm interested, but I'd like to know what my soul will be used for.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: the joint on August 09, 2011, 08:17:11 PM Define 'soul.' I'm interested.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: shakaru on August 09, 2011, 08:20:07 PM I'm interested, but I'd like to know what my soul will be used for. Your soul will be stockpiled for a time until I can find a use for it (Enrty into heaven, poker games, placing it into some type of armor) Who wouldnt want a spare soul laying around? Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: evolve on August 09, 2011, 08:34:04 PM you can buy mine for 500 BTC. (i dont come cheap) buuuuuuut ill let you rent it for 3 months for .5 BTC ......hows that sound?
and let me tell you, its worth it....i have here one genuine athiest soul untouched by religion...that's like getting a new car. why by a cheap one that has been filled up with jesus or allah or chuthulu when you can have one thats untainted? when you decide you cant pass this deal up, send money to the wallet address in my signature ;D Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: Ssoele on August 09, 2011, 08:48:02 PM Hmm, I don't think I'm ready to sell my soul for the rest of my life, I'd prefer if you would only take it away for 3 months from me, because after that, my body starts to rot and it becomes difficult to reattach it. And my soul isn't that high quality, a lot of bad karma.
Still interested? Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: ffuentes on August 09, 2011, 08:52:18 PM I wanna sell, where I should sign?
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: bluefirecorp on August 09, 2011, 08:58:03 PM http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bart_Sells_His_Soul
I remember when that episode first came out :) Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: Weaver on August 09, 2011, 08:59:19 PM BREAKING NEWS: The Devil buys into the Bitcoin Market. God couldn't be reached for interview. Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: sir cuddles on August 09, 2011, 09:50:34 PM Ok, I'm in. It isn't like i would get into heaven anyways.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: SgtSpike on August 09, 2011, 09:52:35 PM BREAKING NEWS: The Devil buys into the Bitcoin Market. God couldn't be reached for interview. Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: Zncon on August 09, 2011, 09:56:39 PM Where do I sign? I'm all for it as I've been looking for a good way to get rid of mine anyway.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: shakaru on August 09, 2011, 10:36:44 PM I am drafting up contracts right now. I got an overwhelming amount of offers from many people, so I will only be buying 2-4 souls. Thank to all of you who responded. I now can shift my resources from trying to fit a camel through the eye of a needle now.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: BrianH on August 09, 2011, 10:56:41 PM My soul is only for sale for forbidden donuts. Do you have any available? ???
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: evolve on August 09, 2011, 11:24:23 PM My soul is only for sale for forbidden donuts. Do you have any available? ??? http://www.heyokay.com/images/homer.gif Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: mc_lovin on August 10, 2011, 02:21:38 AM I'm down!
1CkwX3P2ZFBvG4vMSYMmYnwGS32xhueQQE Would you like me to make an official soul release form? Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: mb300sd on August 10, 2011, 02:28:21 AM All yours, address is in sig.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: ffuentes on August 10, 2011, 02:36:41 AM I'm waiting for the contract.
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: evolve on August 13, 2011, 11:24:41 PM did op ever come through on this?
Title: Re: [WTB] Your eternal soul - .5btc Post by: shakaru on August 13, 2011, 11:39:43 PM I bought 2 and have one of them printed out, signed and framed. Let me see if I can get permission to tell you who I own and take a photo.
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