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Title: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 21, 2013, 07:51:29 PM sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot!
discuss... Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: stormlighter on December 21, 2013, 08:07:08 PM I like carrots!
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: mprep on December 21, 2013, 11:29:12 PM We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum.
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: tekke on December 22, 2013, 05:03:59 AM We all have weird habits. Ain't nobody judging a weirdo in a weirdo forum. +1Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Kluge on December 22, 2013, 05:08:47 AM Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: some1 on December 22, 2013, 05:24:43 AM sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot! You have a problem. You should finally accept you are a cauliflower. Go speak to the big pumpkin about this. Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Mushroomized on December 22, 2013, 05:29:48 AM pics
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: player3 on December 22, 2013, 05:30:09 AM you fruity buggers.
>not being a jabuticaba Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 22, 2013, 05:37:02 AM One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did, and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT. :o it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble. Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: mprep on December 22, 2013, 09:36:38 AM One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did, and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT. :o it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble. Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: catquarks on December 22, 2013, 11:57:43 AM One time we went to the most expensive restaurant I could find in Vancouver, just to say we did, and one of the appetizers was a carrot that was liquified and then solidified back into a carrot again. This allowed them to add all kinds of spices and flavors INTO THE CARROT. :o it was good, but it was about $2 per nibble. Woah. I thought people only did that to hard-boiled eggs. Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 22, 2013, 03:31:39 PM Let's put it this way - I became the carrot.
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: mprep on December 22, 2013, 04:00:50 PM Let's put it this way - I became the carrot. Good for you. Maybe someday, you can change into a freaking potato. :DTitle: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: MGK- on December 22, 2013, 10:12:44 PM Pics or it didn't happen
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: mprep on December 22, 2013, 10:18:10 PM Pics or it didn't happen I second that. Ask your wife to take pics. :DTitle: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Kluge on December 22, 2013, 10:36:20 PM Pics or it didn't happen I suppose it's a good blackmail opportunity. I wonder if there are "professional" photojournalists who just walk around to peoples' houses all day and take pictures, hoping for something embarrassing.Be careful, OP. One day, you may find a USB key with a picture on it, demanding $1M in BTC unless you want it released publicly. Your co-workers would make fun of you until death. Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 22, 2013, 10:39:29 PM Let me rub your carrot
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on December 23, 2013, 06:21:12 PM Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 23, 2013, 08:06:24 PM I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers..
It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire. Any tips? Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: AirFlame on December 23, 2013, 08:12:36 PM What the hell You talking about my head exploded !
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 23, 2013, 08:18:33 PM I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers.. Red pepper decoction enemaIt feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire. Any tips? 100% guaranteed Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: SaltySpitoon on December 23, 2013, 08:19:09 PM I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers.. It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire. Any tips? Bleach + steel wool Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: ledmaniak on December 23, 2013, 08:20:50 PM I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers.. Just cut it off basically.It feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire. Any tips? Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 23, 2013, 08:25:03 PM I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers.. Red pepper decoction enemaIt feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire. Any tips? 100% guaranteed No red peppers around the house, but I found a bottle of pepper spray. Will that be too strong? Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 23, 2013, 08:27:19 PM I hope this isn't too off-topic, but what's the best remedy for Jock Itch on the groins? I've tried bleach, vinegar, tinactin, and scolding hot showers.. Red pepper decoction enemaIt feels like a christmas tree is violating me 24/7, while its on fire. Any tips? 100% guaranteed No red peppers around the house, but I found a bottle of pepper spray. Will that be too strong? Hmm no Try and post results Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 23, 2013, 08:29:15 PM Report
2 minutes in: Beginning to lose consciousness. It hurts. will keep you updated Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Kluge on December 23, 2013, 09:29:12 PM Did you make sure to rub your groin half-off with the steel wool before applying the pepper spray?
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: mprep on December 23, 2013, 09:29:37 PM Report So an hour passed. How are you feeling? Still conscious or alive at that matter.2 minutes in: Beginning to lose consciousness. It hurts. will keep you updated Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 23, 2013, 09:37:04 PM Did you make sure to rub your groin half-off with the steel wool before applying the pepper spray? No I used sheep wool, while it was still attached to the sheep. I am feeling a lot better so far, thanks guys. All I feel now is a sharp burning pain in my urethra but I'm used to that from my "other" issues.. the jock itch is gone. :) Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 23, 2013, 09:37:17 PM Quote Seems aliveTitle: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 23, 2013, 09:39:08 PM All I feel now is a sharp burning pain in my urethra That could be dangerousFill your bladder with molten sugar Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: mprep on December 23, 2013, 09:47:22 PM Well he responded now, but he could've just dropped a severed body part or his own body on the mouse while it's hovering over the Refresh button.
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: kain35m on December 23, 2013, 10:30:53 PM I see Carrotcoin popping up any day now. And jock coin
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 23, 2013, 11:06:45 PM Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: VolanicEruptor on December 23, 2013, 11:07:51 PM how did you find my personal pics ??? Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Mushroomized on December 25, 2013, 02:06:55 AM this is a work safe board
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: kireinaha on December 25, 2013, 03:52:46 AM I like turtles!
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: jackjack on December 25, 2013, 03:02:00 PM this is a work safe board And this is a work safe imageOr are you working with rabbits? Even your own signature is much less work-friendly than the picture Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Mike Christ on December 25, 2013, 03:11:49 PM sometimes when my wife is at work I like to go out in the garden, cover myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot! discuss... You know what OP? You're an all right guy. Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Haidang1796 on December 25, 2013, 10:25:34 PM And then she will chop you off to make dinner
Title: Re: I know this comment will go unnoticed but... Post by: Taras on December 26, 2013, 05:59:21 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwYb6BRn0Y0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQa1PEiIDR0
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