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FREEMANSONS, YESTERDAY MORNING I DISCOVERED A TERRIBLE THING HAD HAPPENED REGARDING MY DAUGHTER AYN WHO IS A USER HERE OF THESE BOARDS.  I AM A SIMPLE CORN AGRONOMIST AND SINGLE FATHER AND EVERY DAY IS A TRIAL EVEN WITHOUT THIS KIND OF UNNECCESARY CALAMITY.  I HAD AWOKE TO DISCOVER HER ROOM WAS EMPTY, BELIEVING SHEHAD SIMPLY AWOKEN EARLY TO PREPARE FOR HER HOME SCHOOLING I SMILED AND COMMENDED HER FOR HER WORKMANLIKJE ATTITUDE THAT WILL CARRY HER THROUGH TO BE A POWERFUL INDIVIDUAL IN THE MARKET OF LIFE.  UNFORTUNATELY, THE TRUTH WAS THAT INSTEAD A TERRIBLE THING HAD HAPPENED TO HER AND YOU ARE TO BLAME.  I FOUND HER PASSED OUT IN THE KITCHEN, AFTER HAVING INVADED MY LIQUOR CABINET.  SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING A COCKTAIL OF ABSINTHE, GOLDSCHLAGER, AND RED BULL ENERGY DRINK.  BESIDE HER WAS AN EMPTY PACKET OF SUDAFED.  THE VOMIT WAS OF AN INTERESTING HUE.  I WAS VERY ANGRY AND DEMANDED AN EXPLANATION FOR HER MISBEHAVIOR, IN SLURRED SPEECH SHE EXPLAINED THAT FREEMANSONS HAD COERCED HER TO PERFORM A SATANIC RITUAL AND DECAPATATE ONE OF HER HORSE FIGURINES.  I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CALL A MINSITER TO FREE MY HOME OF EVIL SPIRITS.  MY DAUGHTER HAS HAD A HARD LIFE SINCE THE DEATH OF HER MOTHER WHILE SHE WAS VERY YOUNG.   MY DAUGHTER IS A VERY IMPRESSIONABLE INDIVIDUAL, THE ONE TIME SHE WASALLOWED TO ATTEND A PUBLIC SCHOOL SHE WAS INFLUENCED BY A GIRL NAMED RACHEL TO PERFORM IMMORAL ACTIONS IN MY HOME.  I WAS VERY SAD WHEN I HAD TO SEND HER AWAY TO CLEANSE HER OF THIS SIN AND GIVE HER THE THERAPY SHE NEEDED.    NOW SHE IS BETTER AND ENJOYINJG THE ONLY THINGS SHE LOVES, HER GOD, HER FAMILY, HER BITCOINS, AND HER HORSE FIGURINES AND ASSOCIATED MEDIA.  I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU TARGETED MY DAUGHTER OR HOW YOU FELT THIS RITUAL WOULD HELP FREE CHARLES MANSON, ALL I DO KNOW IS THAT HE WAS RIGHTFULLY CONVICTED OF THE TATE AND LEBIANCA MURDERS.  HE DESERVES TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN PRISON, BUT IF YOU WISH TO FREE HIM PLEASE FOLLOW THE PROPER PAROLE PROCEDURE INSTEAD OF ATTEMPTING HOPELESS MAGIC RITUALS.  I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO SEND AYN AWAY AGAIN AS SHE ONLY AGREED TO THIS HELTER SKELTER SATANIC RITUAL UNDER DURESS AND HER BOOZE AND ALLERGY PILL FUELED BENDER WHICH RESULTED IN THE DEFENESTRATION OF MY CAPPUCINO MACHINE WAS A RESULT OF THE GENUINE GUILT SHE FELT FOR THE DISGRACEFUL ACTIONS SHE HAD BEEN A PART OF.  TODAY I HAVE DISCOVERED THIS IS THE SITE WHERE SHE WASCONTACTED BY THE FREEMANSONS, I HAVE ALLOWED HER TO CONTINUE TO VISIT THIS SITE BECAUSE BITCOINS ARE THE CURRENCY OF THE FUTURE AND SHE MUSTLEARN ABOUT THEM BUT I AM DISTURBED THE SOCIALISM, PERVERSION, AND FREEMANSONRY THAT ARE PRESENT HERE.  PLEASE CEESE ATTEMPTING TO SPREAD THIS KIND OF THOUGHT TO MY PROGENY.  I HAVE DECIDED TO GROUND HER UNTIL HER BIRTHDAY THIS SUNDAY WITH NO ACESS TO HER BITCOINS OR HORSE FIGURINES.  IF THIS COMMUNITY FEELS EVEN A SMALL BIT OF RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS YOU HAVE TAKEN, I HAVE PROVIDED A BITCOIN DONATION ADDRESS TO HELP REPLACE THE SACRIFICED HORSE FIGURINE AND MY CAPPUCINO MACHINE, AND IF THERE IS ANY EXTRA I WILL PRESENT THE BITCOINS TO HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY AS WELL. PRAY WITH ME, DEAR LORD YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE REBELLIOUSNESS OF YOUTH SINCE THE VERY BEGINNINGS OF TIME.  YOU UNDERSTAND A PARENTS ANGUISH AND HELPLESSNESS OVER THE ACTIONS OF HIS CHILD.  PLEASE HELP TO TRANSFORM OUR ANGER AND FRUSTRATION INTO LOVING CARE FOR OUR CHILD WHO HAS GONE ASTRAY.  HELP US TO BEGIN TO MEND OUR BROKEN FENSES AND HEAL OUR BROKEN HEARTS, BLESS OUR CHILD ALSO HELP HER TO MEND THE ERROR OF HER WAYS.  HELP AND BLESS US ALL TO DO RIGHT IN YOUR NAME AND RESTORE US TO PEACE AND TRANQUILITY AMEN.  HAVE A NICE DAY.

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I can't wait till my 10 day muskie fishing trip in Wisconsin starts. I need a break from this forum.

Whoa. I've gone blind reading caps.

Demons in the house, religious, liquor cabinet and last but not least Absinthe.

This is a very weird thread/post.

seriously dude, was that supposed to be funny? what was that?

I'm feeling the same way...

MAYBE THE FREEMASONS ARE PART OF WHAT SEEMS TO BE A COLLUSION OF SEVERAL OF THE MAJOR MINING POOLS INCLUDING BTCGUILD WHICH ARE OR AT LEAST WERE AT ONE POINT SKIMMING OFF A LOT OF MONEY.

I THINK 10% UNDER EXPECTED PAYOUT WAS A FAIRLY GOOD FIGURE FOR BTCGUILD AT LEAST FOR A WHILE. THEY CAN TRADE MINING POWER BETWEEN THE POOLS SO THAT WHEN ONE POOL IS UNDER THE EXPECTED PAYOUT THEY CAN STEAL A LITTLE FROM THERE AND THEN USE THE REST OF THE HASHING POWER TO SECRETLY PUT MORE POWER IN TO ANOTHER POOL SO THE LUCK GOES WAY POSITIVE AND THEY ATTRACT NEW USERS TO THEIR OTHER POOL. EITHER WAY THEY WIN WITH WITH METHOD. PEOPLE JUST AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT THAT THE PROPORTIONAL MINING SYSTEM JUST ISN'T HONEST. A *PPS POOL SYSTEM IS BETTER BECAUSE THE POOL HAS TO COVER THE LOSSES WHEN LUCK IS UNNATURALLY LOW!

PLEASE CONTINUE TO USE CAPITAL LETTERS!

Did someone say free hat?


FREE HAT! FREE HAT! FREE HAT!

I'm NOT the crazy one around here anymore. At least im not the craziest.

HERP

DERP

Going away from the forums every so often is quite a good thing.  Keep things entertaining.  Every time I have gone and come back there are new 'main' posters and someone new is a scammer, and it is actually surprising every time.

God bless Bitcoin tickers to make sure I keep up to date on market value without the soap opera, which is pure entertainment value at this point.

Damn...10 day muskellunge slaughter...You lucky bastard. You'll pull down all the northern pike, too. What's bag limit in WI?

http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_121012_001_01?rgn=0,0,1131,556&scl=2.9763157894736842&fmt=jpeg&id=3kMA3-5JydApsr5xz5ULO-
Get yourself some of these (or along these lines). I pulled a 23 pounder out of Rush Lake in MN with one.

Fish are so stupid.  I can easily see the hook.

Jerry! Jerry!

When the market's down,
Be a clown.
When the market's up,
Then rarely bump.

Oh god dat bump
3 years and a half had passed
and price went up and down
and that's how Phinneaus made the bump

Right now bitcoin is really really low is that freemasons doing? How we can defend our bitcoins :( Nothing is sure anymore in bitcoin land...

what does magic have to do with absinthe and cappucino machine??
LOL real satanic rituals require blood latin chant and its not performing around kitchen
people BTC will up again dont worry stop panicking for pete sake :D

#only2011kidswillunderstand

use more CAPITAL letters , that will make your thread more valid.

Didn't understand a thing. #tooold

Don't worry your Bitcoins are safe we have Gcoin now...

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=556746.0/

my lil pony avatar, all caps wall of text about freemasons.. not gonna bother reading.

I have to agree. And take this from the guy who said he was a tree.

I missed this the first time around, no wonder I tend to think the forum used to be much better.  :)

I spoke with Atlas on the phone last week. Seriously! Also, I got to see Rassah's coffee table first-hand, of which was first mentioned in one of Pinkie Pie's thread.

Those were the days! Remember when Bruce Wagner was kicked to the curb over his three-pronged attack comment involving two adults and an underage boy? The community was in an uproar over that, not wanting Bitcoin attach to a paedo-. Two years later, one comes in second vying for one of the vacant The Bitcoin Foundation board member seats.

Enjoy: http://web.archive.org/web/20060208124607/http://www.fuckedcompany.com/den/

What did Atlas do to get banned here?
I never knew, since I was away at the time.

Which time? The time he tried to bribe theymos, the suicide thread, ...

Sounds like a collective ban, not one specific "last straw"?
I never knew or bothered to ask...

Hope he is doing OK now.