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Title: Nominate Satoshi AKA Aaron Swartz as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 18, 2014, 04:44:52 PM
He gave us this gift of Bitcoin then committed martyrdom. How can we nominate him for Catholic sainthood?

Miracle while on earth - Create Bitcoin DONE
Martyrdom - Hung himself during persecution DONE
Miracle while in heaven - Bitcoin reaches $100,000 TBA

http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm
http://www.catholicdoors.com/faq/qu221.htm


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: BTCIndia on January 18, 2014, 04:48:35 PM
No! Not until he has released majority of coins from sink account.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 18, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
No! Not until he has released majority of coins from sink account.

No we need those destroyed. He did the right thing before hanging himself.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: Kungfucheez on January 18, 2014, 04:51:17 PM
I know right? Pretty much invents a new commodity, price skyrockets, holds on to btcs, now he's rich and has not been seen since.

Such a saint.... ::)


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: BTCIndia on January 18, 2014, 04:53:20 PM
I know right? Pretty much invents a new commodity, price skyrockets, holds on to btcs, now he's rich and has not been seen since.

Such a saint.... ::)

Perhaps waiting for right time to spend.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: tum0r on January 18, 2014, 04:56:00 PM
+1
We should Start spamming, emails to the cardinals, or who ever is in charge.  :P


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bg002h on January 18, 2014, 05:00:45 PM
In the Catholic Church you mean?

I'm not catholic but I think the bare minimum requirements include: being dead, causing or being subject to a miracle in life, miracle ascribed to the proposed saint posthumously in response to supplication...

You could start a church yourself though...I hear it's easier than starting a 501c3...


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 18, 2014, 05:05:05 PM
In the Catholic Church you mean?

I'm not catholic but I think the bare minimum requirements include: being dead, causing or being subject to a miracle in life, miracle ascribed to the proposed saint posthumously in response to supplication...

You could start a church yourself though...I hear it's easier than starting a 501c3...

Yes he's almost there, created Bitcoin, hanged himself, and now awaiting $100k miracle.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: BTCIndia on January 18, 2014, 05:05:39 PM
In the Catholic Church you mean?

I'm not catholic but I think the bare minimum requirements include: being dead, causing or being subject to a miracle in life, miracle ascribed to the proposed saint posthumously in response to supplication...

You could start a church yourself though...I hear it's easier than starting a 501c3...

By Saint, we mean one who is above materialistic things and other human emotions like love, greed, hate, sex etc.. Saint is stage before enlightenment.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 18, 2014, 05:07:20 PM
No I mean Catholic.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bg002h on January 18, 2014, 05:16:33 PM
I think you also need to prove him Catholic...but I'll spot you the $100k miracle :)


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: empoweoqwj on January 19, 2014, 03:04:17 AM
I think you also need to prove him Catholic...but I'll spot you the $100k miracle :)

Lol yes. But he's definitely performed miracles, so he qualifies on that count.

Now if he would only step forward and declare himself Catholic .... not sure how many Japanese saints there are? Is there a saint list anywhere? :)


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: BitDreams on January 19, 2014, 05:16:20 AM
Satoshi will become known when he wants to spend the Bitcoins on something personal.


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bennybong on January 19, 2014, 05:28:45 AM
Whatever you say about satoshi he must be the most humble guy I've ever heard of. IF he is still alive, I'm sure there's someone that knows him personally and what he created... Probably going mad at him like "BUT YOU HAVE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHY NOT CASH OUT?!?!" I imagine him sitting there all smug just like "nahhh... that's not the point dude".  8)

I have a Zimbabwean friend who I used to be very close with when we were young. As I got to know him more I found out about his past and history from when he lived in Zimbabwe. Turns out his dad was a very powerful man, and owned a number of goldmines. I found out later that his dad had passed away and left everything to my friend, he was his only son. But my friend refused to accept anything from him, for reasons I still don't understand... He wasn't a very nice person by the sounds of it but when I found out about it I was like "BUT FUCKING GOLDMINES!!!! They could be yours man! Just sell them and live a good life!!" He didn't listen... Eventually all assets where claimed by the Mugabe regeim.... FUCK. :(   


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 19, 2014, 05:41:42 AM
At least the mugus can't steal satoshis coins


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 19, 2014, 05:45:23 AM
Satoshi never used the word fuck, if that counts for not swearing or having sex. How close are we?


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: LostDutchman on January 19, 2014, 06:35:29 AM
No! Not until he has released majority of coins from sink account.

No we need those destroyed. He did the right thing before hanging himself.

You mean David Carradine was Satoshi?

;)





Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 19, 2014, 06:49:23 AM
I hope satoshi is a virgin


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: bitpop on January 19, 2014, 06:50:40 AM
No! Not until he has released majority of coins from sink account.

No we need those destroyed. He did the right thing before hanging himself.

You mean David Carradine was Satoshi?

;)





Oh I thought we exposed aaron swartz as satoshi


Title: Re: Nominate Satoshi as a saint
Post by: empoweoqwj on January 19, 2014, 11:04:27 AM
No! Not until he has released majority of coins from sink account.

No we need those destroyed. He did the right thing before hanging himself.

You mean David Carradine was Satoshi?

;)





At least he was having a good  time when he died :) I've stayed in the hotel where he "left us"....