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Title: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 11, 2014, 05:56:24 PM
Hi,
If you have any images with Chuck talking about MtGox, please post them... THX :D

Such as this one :

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1604434_686317261390846_522016933_n.jpg


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: OrnateRock on February 12, 2014, 07:12:10 AM
Hi,
If you have any images with Chuck talking about MtGox, please post them... THX :D

Such as this one :

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1604434_686317261390846_522016933_n.jpg
This image should contain this text: Chuck Norris can withdraw FIAT from MtGox :)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: sase007 on February 12, 2014, 10:26:44 AM
Hi,
If you have any images with Chuck talking about MtGox, please post them... THX :D

Such as this one :

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1604434_686317261390846_522016933_n.jpg
This image should contain this text: Chuck Norris can withdraw FIAT from MtGox :)

+1 :)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: octars on February 12, 2014, 10:36:14 AM
Lol very funny


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: 5thStreetResearch on February 12, 2014, 08:22:15 PM
haha I like this


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: sase007 on February 12, 2014, 08:48:23 PM
2 minutes in Photoshop:

http://cdn.cztorrent.net/image/original/9qKfhDdI4_XS4S_b


Any other ideas?

What about rename this topic to:
Chuck Norris & Bitcoin? :D


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: kireinaha on February 12, 2014, 09:02:49 PM
2 minutes in Photoshop:

http://cdn.cztorrent.net/image/original/9qKfhDdI4_XS4S_b


Any other ideas?

What about rename this topic to:
Chuck Norris & Bitcoin? :D

True fact: upon starting the bitcoin qt client for the first time on his PC, Satoshi discovered that the genesis block had already been mined and double spent by Chuck Norris for a new pair of combat boots.

Fiat currencies depend on trust to work. Bitcoins operates on fear. Fear of Chuck Norris.

The drop on BTCe to $102 was not a whale, it was Chuck Norris round house kicking his computer. The coins that were then sold were tainted by Chuck Norris' awesomeness. This is why they cannot be withdrawn from the exchange; their power is too much for BTCe's custom wallet. Right now NASA scientists are studying this, but we're not being told the truth due to the fear of mass hysteria.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: RileyN on February 12, 2014, 09:04:36 PM
True fact: upon starting the bitcoin qt client for the first time on his PC, Satoshi discovered that the genesis block had already been mined. By Chuck Norris.
Awesome! Is it your own joke or there is a source when I can get more ? ;D


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: kireinaha on February 12, 2014, 09:06:36 PM
True fact: upon starting the bitcoin qt client for the first time on his PC, Satoshi discovered that the genesis block had already been mined. By Chuck Norris.
Awesome! Is it your own joke or there is a source when I can get more ? ;D

lol, i just make them up as i go along. bitcoin is full of rich material for chuck norris jokes :)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: RileyN on February 12, 2014, 09:08:30 PM
True fact: upon starting the bitcoin qt client for the first time on his PC, Satoshi discovered that the genesis block had already been mined. By Chuck Norris.
Awesome! Is it your own joke or there is a source when I can get more ? ;D

lol, i just make them up as i go along. bitcoin is full of rich material for chuck norris jokes :)
They are awesome my man! Create a compilation of them and post - I think it will be a blast!


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & MtGox
Post by: sase007 on February 12, 2014, 09:18:25 PM
I am going to make some! :D

Ty for ideas... (I am very uncreative person, lol) :)


E: renamed to CHN & BTC


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 12, 2014, 09:40:40 PM
Thats their plan FAILED!
:D

http://cdn.cztorrent.net/image/original/CR6_HfolxTsdrCNt


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: TrailingComet on February 13, 2014, 06:55:53 AM
nice ;)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: dude is fine on February 13, 2014, 11:12:21 AM
Upload an album somewhere like imgur, would like to add it to my favorites :)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 13, 2014, 11:47:32 AM
Upload an album somewhere like imgur, would like to add it to my favorites :)

Ok, I will do it tomorow...

I will probably create/find and upload some new pics today or tomorow :)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on February 13, 2014, 02:17:46 PM
haha  ;D


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: josephliton on February 13, 2014, 06:11:43 PM
Keep it up.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: kireinaha on February 13, 2014, 10:56:37 PM
Bitcoin is tanking... not sure if even Chuck Norris can save us now.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 14, 2014, 08:35:45 AM
Bitcoin is tanking... not sure if even Chuck Norris can save us now.

Dont joke :D

http://masternorris.com/images/articles-news/images/Twelve_Ways_To_Live_Happier_Part_4-MasterNorris_com.jpg


More of CHN incoming today :)




Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: rohnearner on February 14, 2014, 09:17:21 AM
Bitcoin is tanking... not sure if even Chuck Norris can save us now.
have some patience..! or hit the panic[sell] button..! and live with peace ..! if you think future is that dark why even bother about this community ..!


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: dude is fine on February 14, 2014, 09:54:03 AM
Upload an album somewhere like imgur, would like to add it to my favorites :)

Ok, I will do it tomorow...

I will probably create/find and upload some new pics today or tomorow :)
Thanks! Can't wait :)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 14, 2014, 10:53:47 AM
Ok today's images are:


http://i.imgur.com/iX8nc81.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jqh0o8V.jpg



If you have font (or know the name of font) used for Bitcoin text in image below please post - I couldnt find it :(
http://i.imgur.com/nUH9H3M.jpg

Enjoy :)



BTW:
you can support me by sending some tip to:

Code:
1Es7TsEv3An5zZn4dkTm4L9JrZmgpRJ8Tr


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 14, 2014, 10:58:26 AM
And here is album :D


http://imgur.com/gallery/t60gR (http://imgur.com/gallery/t60gR)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on February 14, 2014, 11:21:09 AM
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/36500/Pig-Chuck-Norris--36535.jpg
"Mt Gox doesn't smell right!"


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 14, 2014, 11:32:47 AM

"Mt Gox doesn't smell right!"

+1


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: vqp on February 14, 2014, 10:06:50 PM
Chuck Norris can withdraw fiat from MtGox

When Chuck Norris mines a block, he does it right and get a zero hash.

Chuck Norris can include 1Gb of transactions in his blocks, all other miners will accept it.

Chuck Norris usually post his private keys in twitter but nobody dare using them




Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on February 14, 2014, 10:44:57 PM
"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate and inva..."

http://theworstmovie.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/chuck-norris-invasion-usa-1985.jpg%3Fw%3D600%26h%3D333

"...Mt Gox"


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: kireinaha on February 14, 2014, 11:09:21 PM
Chuck Norris still receives 50 bitcoins for each block reward


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: keithers on February 15, 2014, 12:09:48 AM
funny fact about Chuck Norris... did you guys know that it was always in his contract (in the United States), that his character could not be defeated in the end of the movie?   If you look back, he always comes out on top in every movie.   

The only movie in which he loses in the end, was not released in the United States I don't think.   I think it was Return of the Dragon, where he gets his a$$ kicked by Bruce Lee...


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: Taras on February 15, 2014, 01:36:31 AM
Chuck Norris still receives 50 bitcoins for each block reward
He mines using mental math


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: sase007 on February 15, 2014, 09:48:02 AM
funny fact about Chuck Norris... did you guys know that it was always in his contract (in the United States), that his character could not be defeated in the end of the movie?   If you look back, he always comes out on top in every movie.   

The only movie in which he loses in the end, was not released in the United States I don't think.   I think it was Return of the Dragon, where he gets his a$$ kicked by Bruce Lee...

You're right...


minute 00:26 :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: Zeki on February 16, 2014, 11:12:01 AM
Chuck Norris can withdraw 21M BTC from Bitcoin Network
 ;D


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: roslinpl on February 16, 2014, 11:32:34 AM
Chuck has got all Bitcoins and he send them to help Mark.

Chuck Norris backup all wallets from around the world @ 5'12'' diskiette


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: WeTrustInBTC on February 16, 2014, 12:19:39 PM
Chuk is God and we trust in GODBTC


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: roslinpl on February 16, 2014, 12:29:09 PM
Chuck told Putin to ban Bitcoin (to get some cheap coins!)


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: maurya78 on February 16, 2014, 12:34:19 PM
Very cool...


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: yntro on February 16, 2014, 01:44:10 PM
Hi,
If you have any images with Chuck talking about MtGox, please post them... THX :D

Such as this one :

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1604434_686317261390846_522016933_n.jpg

chuck can mine BTC with his miners off


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: roslinpl on February 16, 2014, 02:06:05 PM
ChuckCOIN
Hashrate invincible


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: kireinaha on February 21, 2014, 08:48:12 PM
ChuckCOIN
Hashrate invincible

market cap is set at one coin, and you must fight chuck norrris to obtain it.


Title: Re: Chuck Norris & Bitcoin
Post by: Klodike69 on February 21, 2014, 09:44:17 PM
Chuck Norris poo BTCs.  ;D