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can anyone think of any good ones? something you could quickly mention to someone, like a fact or something.. stuff like, "there are over (some number) bitcoin related sites".. whatever, anyone got anything good?

"Using Bitcoin does to the big banks what e-mail does to the Postal Service."

http://m.ibtimes.com/u-s-postal-service-first-class-mail-donahoe-congress-214545.html

You Asked For Change, We Gave You Coins

Bitcoin. Full-SHA encrypted.  No back doors.
Secure digital money.  Swiss bank accounts for the millions.

inspired by:
THE CYPHERPUNK MOVEMENT
by St. Jude

Bitcoin is the world's most powerful computing network. It's harder to hack than any bank in the world.

You can use Bitcoin to buy [their vice] secretly, without giving away personal information on the internet.

Satoshi is Chuck Norris.

So far my favorite.

Though I do say....

It's paypal meets napster.

but that may not invoke such a flattering image.

Bitcoin will do to banking what bittorrent did to copyright.

Bitcoin will do to bank executives what the internet did to travel agents.

Or a merger of the above two:

Bitcoin will do to banks what the internet did to travel agents.

Bitcoin is money without banks

Bitcoin is bigger than the Internet.

Use today, tomorrow's medium of exchange.

Bitcoin is borderless electronic cash - anyone in any country can send and receive bitcoins without signing up anywhere or opening an account.


(ok - so the merchant part, and exchange to local currency part aren't quite there on a global scale - but it gives an idea of the potential.)

Bitcoin! going down like ham at a jewish wedding  ;D

I seem to encounter a lot of really profoundly nontechnical people (which is odd, since I live in the Bay area and am a professional geek but I just don't cultivate a ton of geek social connections for whatever reason). I tell lay people:


whenever I do this I always feel guilty for not saying


but if I said that they would hear: (in a nasal, condescending tone)


So I just keep it simple.

Bitcoin is the money that people used back in the year 2200, just before we moved to space.

Bitcoin is going to be the biggest opportunity for innovation that the world has seen since the industrial revolution.


Bitcoin is a startup currency which has never happened before.

Bitcoin - it is Allah's Will

This gives me chills it is so good.

Bitcoin is money for smart people. You wouldn't be interested.

Use Bitcoins, Trust MATH than FED.

"Instead of government, I trust mathematics."

Rick Falkvinge

Bitcoin: mining our own business since 2009

Mobile cash for the global citizen - Bitcoin is borderless.

Bitcoin: The internet's own local currency.

"bitcoin: it lost 25% of it's value overnight but I guarantee it's going up up up"

"Bitcoin - Like a lick in the groin."
—Boris Yeltsin

"He who scarifies Bitcoins for a little temporary fiat deserves neither."
—Benny Franklin

We need new suckers, and we need them NOW. (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=45526.msg548271#msg548271)

I usually say that Bitcoins are in that early stage known mainly by computer geeks. Kinda like the early days of the Internet.

How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

There are 10 people in the world. Those who understand Bitcoin and those that do not.

Bitcoin - Money at your fingertips.

v2       - Commerce at your fingertips.

v3       - Global commerce at your fingertips.

Bitcoins are the most efficient and cost effective form of exchanging value.

An idea that's too big to fail.

+1

Omnia mea mecum porto.

Bitcoin is internet money.

Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)

None.  They bought the cheapest fans possible, and they were a closeout with pink LED's.  They have enough rigs to light the room. 

Better yet

Q: Why didn't the Bitcoin geek want to change lightbulb?
A: He was afraid of the illumination.

€

BTC - before the crash invest your wealth in Bitcoins

BTC - beyond the (sovereign fiat currencies) crash it'll be Bitcoins

Bitcoin: Because your money belongs to you.

The answer is: All of them -  one to change the light bulb and the rest of them to confirm that it actually happened.

Bitcoin is the people's money.  (should resonate with communists)

Nah, one to change and the whole rest of them to complain about how they would have invented a better lightbulb.

0.01004242  geeks, but it may be half as many or twice as many by tomorrow.

+1

unless your name is allinvain.

"Bitcoin: It's Absolutely Fascinating!"  ;D

"Bitcoin: An Adventure Waiting To Happen!"  ;D

"Yeah, Bitcoin! I Like It A Lot!"  ;D

"Bitcoin: Man! That's Dope!"  ;D

you forgot:

Bitcoins: They're made Tonka tough

HECK yes, friend!!  ;D good one

Bitcoin: women dig it.

It's the revolution, Baby!

And thus came Bitcoin, some lasting thing that men might keep without spoiling, and that by mutual consent men would take in exchange for the truly useful, but perishable supports of life.

Locke

+1

Until we completed the transition into a Resource Based Economy.

Bitcoin, because money should be free *.
* Free as in freedom.

Free, as in Born Free: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1wpbCbPP7U

Foul cankering rust the hidden treasure frets,
But bitcoin that's put to use more bitcoins begets.
~William Shakespeare, Venus and Adonis, 1593

Just 1, but their chance of succeeding is only 1 in 2 to the 32nd times the current difficulty.

All the Bitcoin which is mined is not enough to give in exchange for virtue.

~Plato

Bitcoin: The most impressive currency white culture has produced...ever.
-Dr Ron Paul, 2012

BitCoin is FREE money!

We are such idiots! The OP asked for a sentence, and we offer up slogans. (I predict the next post to be slogans are sentences.)

Bitcoin is the "local currency" that is used worldwide.

Satoshi himself gave us good lines when version 0.3 was released:


He is better with code than with words though.

Imagine if you could eliminate anonymous corporate influence over elections by watching transaction records of all the money going in and out of campaigns.

I think we should stop wasting our time and energy on such kind of meaningless PR brainstorm. Why not some one good at coding start a free-of-charge\easy-to-go\easy-to-pay bitcoin Ebay service, and everybody who reply this post put up 1 or 2 his old stuff on sale?


Forbitcoin is full of ugly stuff.
bitcoinharbor charges the seller 5%
www.biddingpond.com force me into filling like 15 items to register, so I just give up. Cuz I don't think the buyer will be that patient.

I didnt have any issues posting my stuff to  bitcoinclassifieds.net

I have yet to find a easy to use site to locate local merchants accepting bitcoin though.

"Bitcoin: It's like breakfast for your wallet!"  ;D

"You know how wheels work, right? Bitcoin's largely the same!"  ;D

"You can't touch it, but you sure can mine it!" ;D

The bitcoin network is a 36 (currently) million dollar enterprise.

Bitcoin: legal headache.

The line I usually use: "Bitcoin is a peer-to-peer crypto currency backed by proof-of-work and a public psuedonymous transaction record."

proof-of-work means when the boss looks over your shoulder you point and say "look what i did!".

does proof-of-work have any other meaning to the average person?

Don't know about the "average person", but "work" is a physics term that measures energy consumed in Joules. One Joule is equal to a watt.second. Finding the "magic number" proves that on average, you expended a certain ammount of energy (given reasonable assumptions about your mining setup).

yep, sure. i was just pointing to the fact that this thread is supposed to be for 'non bitcoiners'.

i guess there are a lot of non-bitcoiners that studied physics, but i took it to mean 'non technically minded people'.

Banks fear Bitcoin

or: Bankers fear Bitcoin

Get a bunch of those printed on signs and handed out down at Wall St. and all the other occupations. ;)

Bitcoin is uncrackable until all disease is curable.

My thought behind this is that if a computer can brute force crack bitcoin, then it will also be able to fold all possible protein combinations. Excuse my innumeracy as poetic license.

Bitcoin - becasue you're worth it.

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Bitcoins : going all the way DOWN TOWN to <$1.

Pretty impressive for me.  ;D

"Bitcoin: a Ponzi scheme since 2009"


Note: of course this is sarcastic. A characteristic feature of Ponzi schemes is that they cannot last for a long time; reminding people that Bitcoin has been around for almost 3 years should make the contradiction clear.

ok, less sarcastic version:

"Bitcoin: called a Ponzi scheme since 2009"

Bitcoin: The best forum for trolls since SA.

"Democratic control of one's productive life is at the core of any serious human liberation." -Noam Chomsky

Where else can you borrow .5 BTC and...

Bitcoin: money does grow on (Merkle) trees.

That's the most convoluted rephrasing of "Freedom is slavery" that I've ever read. Human liberation comes from putting yourself under others' control?!

And anyway, this was supposed to be Bitcoin one-liners.

Where do you get under 'others' control from that?  You could have also read  "Human liberation comes from having control of your own life."
Democracy means 'people have an equal say in the decisions that affect their lives.'

Well this is appropriate to Bitcoin:

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."

Ashleigh Brilliant

"If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
 ~ Richard Branson

The Bitcoin version:

"If you want to be a millionaire, start with a billion dollars and then buy them on MTG:OX"

An ignore list growing inversely proportional to bitcoin price.

Hey babe, ever hooked up with a guy who's 'internet-rich'?

"I watch bitcoin charts so I have of late--but
wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust?

"Hamlet," Act II, scene 2,

Networks of cooperating people using cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin will do to banks what networks of cooperating politicians and corporations did to governments, control the game, this time democraticly.

Bitcoin - the Arab spring for High Finance.

I would like to revive this thread, with a quote from Rick Falkvinge:
“Once people have tasted what it’s like being without a gatekeeper […], then there is no going back, is there?”

source: Eurobit (http://bitcointimes.tumblr.com/post/17543979627/rick-falkvinge-at-the-european-bitcoin-conference)

come join our blockchain....(instead of blockparty :P)

(Back to the lightbulb jokes)

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
 
A: One.  No, thirty-two.  No, fifteen.  No, two.  No, seven.  No, four...

Bitcoin -- Of the People, for the People

is that a bag of casascius coins in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

There's nearly 8.5 million Bitcoins in world-wide circulation.  That's one Bitcoin for every 711 people on the planet.  The only question is:  How do we enrich the other 710?

A fool and his money are soon Bitcoin miner.

I LOL'd.

Love this^

I'll use it.

So I used this one line twice today not because I was planning on it but it just came out of my mouth.  It was VERY effective.  I had a whole conversation about 5 min with one person.  For the second person they asked for more information and I gave them three websites which I wrote down on a receipt for him.  The second person was a cashier and he saw my "bitbill".  I started explaining to him and what hooked him in was this line:

"Bitcoin is going to end all wars."

Yep, I know it's a shocker line but I believe in it and it just makes people curious about what it was.  Once he was hooked the final push was me mentioning how "bitcoin is controlled by the power of mathematics."

Use my one liners! Worked for me!  :)

me: bitcoin is going to end all wars

them: how?

me: err... i have absolutely no idea.

Bitcoin is the fastest distributed computing network in the world by far.

Bitcoin - digital gold.

I'm not endorsing the idea, but it's not inconceivable.

http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com/2004/02/free-trade-stops-wars.html

Bitcoin invented the Internet.

oh, and Al Gore invented Bitcoin.

duuuh my phone relies on it's battery, but my phone is bigger than it's battery :D

[insert venn diagram here]

If we go non-technical though; it's not an unreasonable tagline.

Bitcoin trading is limited by the physical boundaries of the Internet.  Except it isn't limited at all; physical bitcoins are made and could be used without being near a computer.

In that sense, Bitcoin is bigger than the Internet.

Since it's only a PR line, it's not really worth worrying that much about.

"buying bitcoins is way better than playing the lottery: you can win millions _and_ there's actually a decent chance to win"

EDIT: any maybe: "jump, you fuckers"

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3014/2907411559_117ac480b5.jpg

Well, if we include casacius coins and paper wallets and cards, bitcoins can go in and out of internet: in that sense, we could contend that it is bigger than internet.
I would not go down that path as a primer though.

Gold is a physical commodity useful as a medium of exchange.
Bitcoin is a digital commodity useful as a medium of exchange.
Gold is the pillar upon which all financial instruments are created.
Bitcoin is the pillar upon which digital financial instruments may now be created.

I like this one =)

it's from the future dood, the new age's cash (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=58810.120)

"and later tonight, I can show you my precious bits!"

Close, ... how about:

Tomorrow's money, today.

Incidentally, another thread on this topic:
 - http://www.rugatu.com/questions/4259

bitcoin is collective memory

Bitcoin is like a Paypal with Gold on the internet.

And on the first day cameth the first coin bearing innocence, and it was good, but all coins thereafter spoil from Silk Road.

2 coins enter, 1 coin leaves.

In Bitspace, no one can hear you scam.

Bitcoin is like a box of chocolates... ...you never know what you’re gonna get.

Zhou Tong, we've got a problem.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in Bitcoinica.

Be afraid.Be very afraid.

Nice coin. We’ll take it!

The only currency that can't be counterfeited.

+1

Bitcoin is liquid digital gold, too hot to be tangible.

We're gonna need a bigger blockchain.

Bitcoin is to money what insanity is to art.

I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.

now the noobtubing C.O.D players can make money out of their PC's (still without leaving the basement or getting girlfriends)

bitcoin is not like gold. as gold has many uses beyond from trading value. bitcoins are more like art. to own, keep and sell for profit.

Historic art for the rich, is like bitcoin for everyone.

with 2 bitcoins in your wallet, your never poor.

My favorite, as spoken by someone on this forum (can't remember who):

"BITCOIN IS MAGIC INTERNET MONEY !"

Helps if you scream it real loud then drop to the floor, mouth foaming.

Famous movie quote:

It's YOUR money!

The only better thing is SEX LOVE but you can't share it so easily.
(EDIT correction to make it work with girls)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/5/2/c/52c7687643df1c12231b39e324850586.png

where E is Bitcoin, m is money, and c is the speed of light.


https://i.imgur.com/M1c5L.png = $c²

Bitcoin, trust in math, not in banks.

Bitcoin is to currency what the Internet was to the printing press.

(pse excuse if already posted or similar)

"if you mine it, wealth will come"

ref: virtual currency 'field of dreams'

has the classic been posted?

"bitcoin is to the banking system what bittorrent is to the music industry"

Bigger than Jesus.

Nice.

Where E is eCurrency (BTC/Bitcoin), m is money ($), and c is the speed of light.

BTC = $c²

I like it so much, it's going into my sig.

~Bruno K~

Glad that you like, when I first tried with the forum BTC symbol it gave:  BTC =  $c²
which I also liked & am glad to see posted.

Cute.. but  'speed of light' aside... I like it as just 'dollars and cents squared'
Basically it's saying  Bitcoin is money with an extra dimension.

Bitcoin is your money, immune to abuse by governments and banks.

The Democratization of Money: Bitcoin is the Currency of Liberation

And thus came Bitcoin, some lasting thing that men might keep without spoiling, and that by mutual consent men would take in exchange for the truly useful, but perishable supports of life.

For the first time in history, we as individuals have access to tools which will allow us to truly take hold of our own wealth, and participate directly in the system that controls it.

Back In 1995 asking most firms about their Internet strategy yielded the same response as does asking organizations today for their Bitcoin strategy.

Yes, on page one.



Then it could be expressed as BTC =  $¢² ;). Kinda obscure tho.

BTC =  $c²

Best yet, thanks you guys, going in my sig next week when BFL ad expires - unless they renew.

hashes to hashes, fiat to dust

(Amen)
Daaaaaaaaa,daaaaaaa,daaaaaaa 

;D

+1

an extra dimension, exactly: behind the decimal point.

Go bit or go home!!  ;D

Bitcoin: Because the internet needed a currency.

Bitcoin: The Internet meets Payments

I like this.

I feel the time will soon come where I'll just say Bitcoin is 'backed' by the Internet when I come across someone who insists a currency has to be 'backed' by something/someone.

I like to say, "Its backed by millions of people, but not governments or politicians like you probably want. Sorry."  :D

Its backed by millions of people, just like tulips?

mmmmm, ham

In a way it is.

Bitcoin: If this happens...

http://www.thetaoofmakingmoney.com/wp-content/uploads/images/zimbabwe-stock.jpg

then you won't need one of these:

http://ih3.redbubble.net/image.9000195.5808/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

True Dat!

Grok Bitcoin

nice try, dude. tulips lack many other properties of money.

I'm pretty sure he was in reference to the Tulip Mania in the 1600's.

BITCOIN?

FUCK YEAH!

lol

this was invented by Mihai Alisie, the creator or the Bitcoin Magazine, while we were partying in London at the conference 2012. The way he said it and continues to do so encompasses all the passion he has for bitcoin.

I think it's a good slogan:

actually, it's a rip-off from the movie "Team America"'s  slogan "America! FUCK YEAH!"

Bitcoin: Alladin's Magic Lantern in the 21st Century

good to know where it comes from, thanks

watch the movie, it's fecken awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouOI2Hbi4fo

Those who own Bitcoin own Pleasure  :D

Bitcoin: there's no mathematical way to have ass-bitpennies, but your coins might have someone else's taint on them.

This reminds me... does anyone know of anyone offering 3d printer parts for bitcoin?

If not - great business just waiting to be created.

Bitcoin makes financial transactions open source!

Bitcoin is backed by government.  Government stupidity.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=76919.0

I thought this was relevant.

"All good things are wild, and free." ~Henry David Thoreau

Bitcoin is a lot like oil for those who realize, that is like oil was before the invention of the internal combustion engine & there's a lot of smart dedicated people working on that part right now so stake your claims folks.

Thanks to forum ID: Myself who pointed this out in a chat & put it much simpler than I did which is probably best.

Simpler version was something like:

Bitcoin atm is like oil was before the invention of the combustion engine.

Bitcoins - PC crashed and you have lost everything. Yeah, come join us.

Bitcoins - Spend $1200 to make $10 or maybe less each day but maybe more as long as difficulty doesn't go up, or exchange rate  goes down.. Its awesome. How much is your electricity per KWh anyway? Did I say its awesome?

Bitcoin: Welcome to the wild west beoch. All your coin are belong to us.

"bitcoin makes the best change"

and "backed by science" (not mine)

You can back up your wallet to protect against data loss.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=17240.0

Bitcoin - Tax avoidance isn't just for the rich anymore

Bitcoin - Internet money, ruled by the laws of mathematics, NOT by bankers.

Is doing. Sadly, the fight against the silly notion of copyright is far from over :(

Bitcoin: From my cold dead hands!

What's in your wallet? Bitcoins of course!

Got Bitcoins?

Bitcoins, the choice of a new generation.

This is good.

i'd say a little inaccurate, unless someone can show me how to counterfeit litecoins

the world currency



it really is :)

The word freedom is thrown around in many ways. But when it is joined with the word bitcoin, there couldn't be a more harmonious marriage.

"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington

I think we should listen to the words of the Founding Father not only according to arms but to the currency, the information, the internet etc.

Bitcoin gives us what is the most important - the independence and the freedom.

That is a bogus quote. What GW actually said was "A free people ought not only to be armed, but disciplined; to which end a Uniform and well digested plan is requisite: And their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories, as tend to render them independent others, for essential, particularly for military supplies."

from the First Annual Message United States [New York] January 8th 1790. (http://gwpapers.virginia.edu/documents/union/state1.html)

Bitcoin is a worldwide financial lubricant.

Bitcoin isn't real money: you can't bail out banks with it.

My wallet is worth more than yours.

I can make backups of my money.

here's a couple "bitcoin user not affected"

http://www.quickmeme.com/Bitcoin-user-not-affected/oldest/?upcoming

nice meme, I'd say

I really like those. They can be put forward every time something crisis-like happens to fiat currencies or bonds around the world.

yep. And that face is so funny, also.

But it seem that our friends at SA have already managed to sneak some in there:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t07wa/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t00mn/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t04fl/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t00gb/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t01an/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t04ag/

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3t01db/

etc.

Damn, I have to much Time.

I think there should be a one-liner that appeals to the merchants.  Any ideas?

Want lower transaction fees and zero fraud?  Accept Bitcoin!

Bitcoin: There is nothing more powerful than an idea whose time has come.

Sick of being on the wrong side of the chargeback lever?

Please vote for your favorite Bitcoin slogan: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=146806

(List is always open)

Online Cash

Heard this one:

"Bitcoin, because I trust math more than I trust governments"

"Grandpa, is it true that you had one whole bitcoin when you were young?"

"Yeah, about that... maybe now is a good time to tell you. You know I had been jailed and tortured back in the days of the civil war when I got captured by the western cartel forces in the 2020s? You know... I had been carrying this through all this time of hardship. I still have this Casascius 1 BTC coin *whips out casascius coin*. It was in my asshole for 23 years and now I can finally pass it on to you".

EDIT: gladly we have brainwallets.

Bitcoin and Butterfly Labs shouldn't be in the same sentence.

if you're against Butterfly Labs, you're against bitcoin.

Presumptuous a little no? That's a false statement. I've been supporting BTC since I found out what they are. I try to use companies/vendors that use them and have spent my life savings and my daughter's college fund on SilkRoad.

i was being facetious and quoting BFL Dave at the same time

So was I. :)

A result of trying to explain bitcoin to friends who can't be bothered to spend a bit of time reading about it:

Bitcoin - it could well be in you interest to take a bit of an interest.


What is bitcoin?
- look it up on the internet

Where can I buy some bitcoins?
-try the internet

(pretty much any other question)?
- http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+use+a+search+engine#

 :)

My one liner...

https://i.imgur.com/2icHQiO.png

The line being the price chart one that goes from Christmas & New Years 2011 when I reminded my good friends that I celebrated it with that the coins I'd bought the month before at under $3 were already showing a healthy profit & that they should get in to some, same friends that I recommended gold to in March 2007 when it was $666 per Oz & they said Oh No,no,no - by then it had made about 300% in under 4 years - anyway they've had updates when bitcoin doubled to $6, then redoubled to $12, yet again to $24 & recently to $48 plus & they still haven't been persuaded that it is even worth a look at, other friends I've also tried to interest have been equally unreceptive, one of the more investment minded & entrepreneurial I printed out this chart when visiting for lunch recently highlighting 2012 summer's $6 price when I emailed him re looking in to this & the price when we met up last month, $24 = a fourfold increase, he did start to pay some attention & said he'd get back to me - expect that he may be a little shocked that $24 is ancient history now already.

every Satoshi is exactly like the other Satoshi... this is how we raise all of the Satoshies

+1


Bitcoin is the separation of Money and State.
- iCEBREAKER

Spider food.

$100

Bitcoin = money of the future

If you, a bitcoin newbie sitting on your ass surfing the web, think you found a problem with Bitcoin... think again.  You merely found a problem with your understanding.

There are more people voting for a living than working for a living - how do you want to protect yourself and the fruits of your labor?  A non-inflatable asset.

bitcoin - I like it more than jews love money!

alt.: ... bears love honey.

My bitcoins are only worth what they were worth yesterday. :'(

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tod4e/

Bitcoin is financial freedom.

here are some lines below:  don't know if any one has said those lines befor??

Bitcoin - The revenge of the nerds

Bitcoin - The choice of the coming generations

Bitcoin  - The evolution of money


thanks  :)

 

and this one

Bitcoin - E.T. send money home       ::)

Bitcoin's got what plants crave!

government wants to take my bitcoins away? They need to pry it from my cold dead thumbs (-drives) !   >:(

Bitcoin users not affected !

instawallet run by dumbos?

Bitcoin users not affected !

or wateva

Bitcoin - it's what's fer dinner!

Bitcoin is life in the fast lane.

+1

99 problems but a bit aint one!

bitcoin: too big to jail!

http://i.qkme.me/3tq692.jpg

Movable Offshore Bank - Bitcoin

Bitcoin prevents warmongering.

Bitcoin: The solution to all Mr. Ahmadinechad's problems.

Bitcoin: The Savior of Persia.

Bitcoin: Bernanke's worst nightmare!   ;D ;D

Iranian bitcoin: Sanctions'R'Us

Bit flashing.

Bitcoin, the Nerd's Gold!

in FEDspace, no one can hear your scam

bitcoin... try to pry THOSE from my cold dead hands!

bitcoin spells "END THE FED" !

You know you fucked up when a bunch of crypto-nerds steal your multi-trillion-dollar global show.

BitCoin is a Bubble.

How about "It can only go up" or "just liquidate your 401(k), put all your savings in bitcoins and in a few years you're a millionaire"

bitcoin - you will be kicking yourself in the ass for not getting in earlier

I had told my brother-in-law that $0.8 per bitcoin was probably too high and he might want to wait out the bubble phase. (one liner and true story)

Ti's hard to make a man understand when his salary depends on him not understanding.

Bitcoin, greed is good

kick butt like bitcoin!

lol +1

Bitcoin, getting rich nerd's laid since March 2013!

bitcoin - putting the Simbabwe Dollar to shame!

  "Don't hate me because I'm rich."


Ref:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz8ul-gmLyA

Alternate:

  "Don't hate me because I'm rich...you broke-ass fuck!"

Bitcoin - puttin bubble wrap to shame since 2011!

plan b!

"I believed in bitcoin, but then I got bitconned."

That implies you weren't bitconned in the first place by believing in it. Troll better.

bitcoin - a giant vampire squid wrapped around the face of bankers and ramming its blood funnel into anything that smells of fiat currency!

Bitcoin, open source distributed P2P finance & commerce, the guerrilla warfare to conventional central bank's legacy hegemony control monopoly money. :P

Bitcoin, financial guerrilla warfare

Veni, vidi, virtual currency

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you tip them in BTC.

(in or with)

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you tip them with ALTs (http://www.reddit.com/r/ALTcointip/wiki/index).

Bitcoin - More popular than the Beatles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_popular_than_Jesus) ;)

I like it

bitcoin: cash with wings.

For everything esle, theres - Bitcoin  8)

and we have a winner . . . send that to bernanke pls!

Bigger than The Beatles.


See also the thread: Famous quotes about bitcoin? (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=233588.msg2491014)

Damn, i gave my lightbulb to pirate@40

Bitcoin is the separation of money and state

Bitcoin - Use it Wisely

fuck inflation

One poster quipped that is just easier to call it "Magic Computer Money".
(sorry don't recall who that was)

At first I just laughed, but I am discovering that I like it!

Bitcoin - money for people that like to own their money.

Use Bitcoin: A superior money technologically and intellectually

Use Bitcoin: The love child of cutting-edge technology and economic theory

Use Bitcoin: For the first time in human history the people can gain true financial freedom

Use Bitcoin: Send your money anywhere in the world, to anyone, for any reason, with no fees or strings attached

Bitcoin... no questions asked.

Bitcoin... because your money is your business

Bitcoins are the shortest distance between two pockets.

Nice 1 :)

off-topic: Your post just gave me a eerie flash of a future world where we have hardware embedded in our bodies and can make trades just by looking at each other and thinking it. What happens to the concept of money in a world like that???

Ether-shore bank account

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some mine bitcoin.

"Friends, Romans, bitcoin miners, lend me your ears; I come to bury fiat, not to praise him"

Global decentralized internet cash and payment system ;)

I respectfully disagree. Please don't spread false information about Bitcoin. use "Minimal" or "insignificant". But there is definitely "fees" involved for MOST transactions.

"At the moment, many transactions are typically processed in a way where no fee is expected at all"
"Transaction fees are voluntary on the part of the person making the bitcoin transaction"
"The transaction fee is therefore an incentive on the part of the bitcoin user to make sure that a particular transaction will get included into the next block"
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Transaction_fees

This is how I was assuming Bitcoin still worked. Moving forward we have to be careful as even the tiniest fees can be debilitating to those processing a large volume of micro-transactions. I think these tiny transactions will be a big part of the future of Bitcoin. But I'm still under the impression that money can be sent for free. Please correct me if I'm still wrong.

Ok, more informative guys please correct me if I got this wrong. If you go to any "new" transaction on blockchain.info you will see an estimation for the first confirmation. The position in the queue to be confirmed is determined (or estimated) by how big the transaction is (Size wise and not amount wise). considering how large the fees included are, plus both how old is this transaction and how much the included fees are.

This means even though a transaction was made before another, The older transaction might be pushed back in the queue because it has no fees included or low fees. This queuing mechanism is not infinite and on the times where alot of people are making transactions a no fee transaction might take a very long time and sometimes (Yes it happened alot and to me personally a few times) this transaction might not happen at ALL, Especially if that transaction was big (Size wise and not amount wise).

The day where you simply cannot make a free transaction or a very low fee transaction is getting closer and closer but really don't sweat it Bitcoin is still light years away from being "Expensive" way to send money. (Please don't start the micro transaction cost guys, That is a VERY different story).

I hope this shed some light and please tell me if I am mistaken about something.

- Lophie

+1

Bitcoin: It's Your Money

Bitcoin must prevail. Its code allows no other outcome.

Yeah....I tried that 'one liner'. Didn't really quite go over as cool as you might think.

"We can laugh at Bitcoin but real guys, in real basements, are losing real fake money right now."

https://twitter.com/DavidClinchNews 10 Apr 2013

Not sure if previously posted here, but I always enjoyed this one, even though I'm a long time btc believer.

Amazingly, there are two quotes from this thread that's been in my sig ever since: The one above and Post #3 of this thread.

TMIBTCITW (make that 3)

That is so cold, ouch.
Bitcoin is smart money for people who want an option that doesn't get destroyed by the Gov.

My fav has always been "Bitcoin is not internet money, it is the internet of money"

Bitcoin: No-shore banking.

anti BTC = Banker/Regulator/Govt
BTC'r ' answer



[i know this is unlikely in the next 5 years to do another million, but it puts on the table even if wrong, by a few orders of magnitue, 'they' are still powerless]

Some bank slogans are more appropriate for Bitcoin (see "https://twitter.com/Bitcoin/status/448159065563078656/photo/1"):

HSBC BTCitcoin - The world's local bank

Wells Fargo BTCitcoin - Together we'll go far

Chase BTCitcoin - So you can

Citibank BTCitcoin never sleeps

...and last but not least:

Bank of America BTCitcoin - Life's better when we're connected

The absolute best one liner from non bitcoiners is," Bitcoin would never go past $1"

-grabs a handful of popcorn as I remember watching all those original skeptics of bitcoin squeal in horror as it reached $1200 in 2013- -yum-

"So bitcoin are backed by faith hu? What are dollars then?"

Bitcoin: Stay tuned for more exciting adventures.   ;D

"We have elected to put our money and faith in a mathematical framework that is free of politics and human error"

T. Winklevoss

Bitcoin: You can’t counterfeit the Bit; you don’t want to deal with common capers and the lawless. Don’t throw a fit, Obama just wants a peek inside your paper wallets. No one need fear, because Satoshi is here! Oh Nakamoto, you’re quite the hero. Mark Karpelès walked around downtown Tokyo[Toe-Key—OH-O]. What did he hope to find, what did he hope to find, while searching around outside? He walked over to ol’ Mt. Gox and pocketed 850,000 crypto-coins… B-I-T-C-OIN, B-I-T-C-OIN.

AND BITCOIN WAS ITS NAME-O.

But that’s not the end of our story, nope, not today, no. What happened to our old friend Mark Karpelès? Oh…

Mark Karpelès! Watch as he plays a game called “How To Snare a Bitmillionaire.” Yet from here, he declares and swears, that he was merely caught unawares, of just what was going on downstairs, to his wares. No, he was too busy pocketing his shares. Mt. Gox is worse than all the cartels—thanks a lot, Markie Mark. Ready your prayers and your affairs, Mister Mark Karpelès, because I’m meeting you at the thoroughfares, while I'm out there. I set off the flares; make sure your glares aren’t causing you to become even more impaired.

So, he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the fares, ye root up also the bears. Say your farewells, Mr. Mark Karpelès. You attempted repairs, and we watch while you blunder alone at home. Oh, but he yells and despairs as he's taken from there, “No! Not without my waifu’s underwear!” Anne Frankly while I did Nazi this coming, it has nonetheless brought tears to my eyes, regardless. Though many decide to acquiesce his largesse, despite the mess and less success—unless his waifu's caress makes one reassess and egress—Karpelès would repress to guess, unless success chose to transgress… he'd dress himself in none but the best and most obviously fresh, suggests his pretty pockets are filled with a certain address, loaded with all his assets, while his confidants try to annex the press. Indeed, oh yes. And to concluded this hairy-tale, as a lone sacrificial lamb of Mark's once said… “You just got Mt. Goxed, my friend.”

/endofoneliner

*** note, i had posted this as another thread but now believe it's better to post here.

I like to try to bring a smile to the face of the people with whom I am attempting to influence and I often struggle at doing so. However, there's this great tool called Open Source where the community gets together to accomplish amazing things so with that in mind... post your replies to critics and let the community have a go at building upon your witty retorts:

Example: Shit Bitcoin Fanatics Say, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reo7WbibxaQ

My own attempt on Reddit
Quote
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/24m1cb/bitcoin_is_a_mad_technoutopian_fever_dream_that/
[–]incisorcist 3 punti 1 giorno fa
The three gigantic bubbles, hacks, frauds, opposition of governments, etc that you mentioned- in what time period did that happen? Two years?
Less?
Your "currency", backed by the bright eyed myopia of naiveté, is unstable and doomed to failure.
The rest of us are watching a train wreck in slow motion, but we're normally used to doing it AFTER THE FACT. That's what makes this whole thing so fascinating-- you're still selling tickets for a ride.

***[–]ponziunit 1 punto 2 minutes ago
Personally, I will welcome you when you realize that the apparent train wreck is nothing more than the bitcoin locomotive clearing the tracks with the cowcatcher and that your viewpoint is that of a friend of the herd of corruption witnessing, yet not fully understanding the chaotic sight as an honest accounting plows through fakery and deceit. You will awake from this nightmare, and let me be the first to call out - Aaaaaaaaaaall abooooooard! Peace Train!

So Jesse Eisinger a Pulitzer-winning financial reporter and I'm not going to remain silent while he tries to crack jokes about my recently adopted "lifes biggest dream" am I? Anyway, if you believe my reply was witty enough pop over to reddit and give me an upvote please. Criticism welcomed (there's always an edit button).

Also, please share your favorite bitcoin fanatic saying in this thread for collaboration and critique Smiley

*** note about my reddit /handle PonziUnit - consider the 'ponzi unit' as the most speculative debtor, borrowing against price appreciation and who suddenly loses everything when price appreciation no longer covers interest on debts - the first domino of the collapse in other words. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyman_Minsky


Thanks! The hackers response I've been using. I had my own twist on it, 'bitcoin was forged in the foundry of hackers, scoundrels and idealists'. I'm borrowing that inventor of money reply.

BitCoin, be your own bank, Today

Bitcoin is the best investment of this decade.

Magic Internet Money

The best bitcoin one liner:


"Satoshi !"
"Give me your bitcoins!"
"BitcoinBomb!!!!!"

well if hackers can't break the code and thus they trust it... shouldnt you too?

"One coin to lose it all"
"Bitcoin-it f--ks you up good"

it's like money only different.

"So you want to be a waitress for the rest of your life, or you want to run away with me and my bitcoin riches?

Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get in the batmobile."

bitcoin noob: "isnt getting into bitcoin risky"
me: "isnt jumping into the deep end of the pool before you know what water is"

wait for 3 seconds for dramatic effect

me: "atleast stick your toe in the water first to get some confidence"

Nice one!!

I like using sex as my analogy of choice. Remember how scary the first time was? But would you ever go back to only masturbation?

Crypto is to fiat what sex is to masturbation: better in every conceivable way.  ;D

Hell, remember the first time you masturbated and then wondered what the hell just happened? Two to three days later you were at it again with the same results. After a couple more times, you had what was going on down to a science, so you hunted down the nearest goat. Okay, maybe, just maybe, it didn't take you as long as I, but surely a goat was in the equation. Wasn't it?

One of my stupid Internet money is worth your monthly paycheck.

And this one time, at bitcoin camp...

Bitcoin is a state of mind.

Bitcoin never closes, unlike your banks

Bit-word to which the proper reply would be word-bit. Roger that?

  Bitcoin.  Democratise your money.  ;D
             

not mine:
"Bitcoin is the best form of money civilization has ever seen"

qui vis pacem para bellum

Still the best one out there.

Posts: 2934

Still the most posts i've ever seen for a Full Member.
Is posting on the forum all you ever do?  :D

Wences Casares?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=stats

Phinnaeus has 21422 posts

Phinnaeus and Gleb Gamow is the same person

Creating history never starts with taking permission. Try Bitcoin.

Bitcoin: The Revolution Will Not Be Centralized  ;)

Bitcoin will do to banks what email did to the postal industry

SELL SELL SELL! - Bears

LOL!!!

+1

How about:

  "Bitcoin:  Better odds than playing the lottery."

That's how I thought of it 5 years ago, and still do.  At least when I think of it in terms of it's potential to fatten my wallet.  I try (with limited success) to keep my various other philosophical musings isolated from this and from one another as appropriate.

How about... if we'd of all sunk our life savings into bitcoins back when OP posted this we'd all be millionaires.

Bitcoin: Trust your money with no one but yourself.

Without the benefit of hindsight, would that be any smarter than sinking your life savings into bitcoin right now? Now that the gateways have been built, we're just a few soft (http://www.blockstream.com/) forks (http://lightning.network/) away from global liberation.

Don't trust own money and the goverment, Use Bitcoins.

Still hashing.

Uninterrupted since 2009.

Oh, I remember this thread. It's like a roll call of all the old time cheerleaders. The best part of this thread is it doesn't have any of the old timers that became scammers or went to prison. Edit: oops, I just saw Andrew Bitcoiner posted so never mind, there is a scammer.



Bruno's is still the best one liner.

This one made me laugh  :D :


And here's another to add which I didn't see in the list:

Bitcoin - The Honey Badger of money.

Really? You're repeating the first answer to this thread.


Some things I've read too many times here:

We've reached the bottom, it won't go any lower.
Bitcoin is dead, sell before it's too late.

If we were to calculate the gains of all the scammers and compared them to the gains of all the buy and holders there is no doubt that in the end, the buy and holders are way ahead.  I'm sure there's the outlying scammer who is also way out in front but I don't believe I'd trade my buy and hold position for having to look over my shoulder to see who's standing there with handcuffs every time I spend a satoshi.

cryptocurrency is new era for currency/financial

I think the more world ages will be more advanced technology where we are more interested in the speed and easiness than cryptcurrency gave us what we want.