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Tired of MtGox? TradeHill?

I've decided to be totally original and take the best of both exchanges and roll them into a super high and mighty secure exchange. I call it,













































https://i.imgur.com/FTmD9.jpg

It's twice as tall as Mt Gox and Tradehill, and with twice the earth used it is much more sturdy.

I will now hear your heartfelt criticisms on the issue. Begin.

Oh yeah? I'm launching MtHillicaB in a week.
What you gonna do about that?

mybitcoin7.pl ?

MyExchangeMountain

Just make sure that your customer support representatives never answer your users' questions directly but instead cut and paste vague information from your website.  Users really like that model of customer support and it really inspires confidence.

Well, it's much earlier than I wanted to announce, but...

Behold, the first Bitcoin Exchange Exchange - MeTaGoxHillCamp7!

Now, you too can buy and sell defunct bitcoin exchange sites anonymously through the intertubes!

[Update: Site is currently down; We've been hacked.  :'( ]

Do you take Paypal?

Official announcement

Our site is now live! Unfortunately I can't find a wordpress template that I like so I can't give a link just yet. I feel it necessary to inform you however that due to a DMCA takedown request to our ISP in Estonia, we have been left with no choice but to change our operational name. Introducing the new MyMtcoinicasangotradebitcardshop.com.

We look forward to serving you just as soon as we figure out how to change the default anti-DDoS settings in our zenCart.

UPDATE: It is my pleasure to inform you that we have now partnered with paypal to provide a more restrictive funding platform. (We didn't tell them yet it's for Bitcoin, but just don't tell them okay?)

Only from trusted members with more than 1 post.

You need a seal that boasts both a TOR onion url and an custom AOL Keyword

And a spokesperson. May I suggest:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/171/capturedr.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/26/capturedr.jpg/)

I agree. I'm currently bidding on Ebay for one.


Bidding on one of those, too.

I'm !N
sign me up bro!!!!

lmao ;D

I've got a 3.5 inch floppy drive and a heap of disks you can use for ensuring the security of your customer records.

For the love of Christ God and/or Gods just let me play Bit-Fu when in between trades

I like the way you think, repentance. Would you consider taking over the position of Security Director? (Don't reply here, just PM me to maintain deniability. Better yet, publicly turn it down.  ;) )




Appealing to the Islamic market is another great idea, Bitcoin Porn.

In the established tradition of Bitcoin ventures, I'd be pleased to accept the position of Security Director as it's totally outside my skillset.  I promise to make myself available on IRC for 11 minutes every third Sunday morning to hear people's security concerns and to put vague, meaningless statements on our website about how and when those issues will be resolved.

Son of a Bitch! I got here to late. All the good ideas have already been taken. Even all the good domain names for the above mentioned sites have been bought and are now for sale so that some schmucks can profit. All I'm left with is a coffee table and pics of My Little Pony to JO to. Somebody, pass me the Jerkins. I have the need to squeeze.

http://img.ponibooru.org/images/25/251e22b328c63f21bfc100ccefe7b6e8

I don't trust the OP, he doesn't have a 1024x768 picture that he uses at the end of every post.

BE VERY CAREFUL.

If I'm not mistaken, I thought I saw a moving car with a South Korean license plate number on the webcam in his sig. Why does this forum turn crazy around the days leading up to, during, and pass a full moon?

http://images.skinsvideos21.multiply.com/image/71Pdj8Zg7sU-2Se1xrNhfA/photos/1M/300x300/328/ScaryMoon-1.png?et=aFmtLItUfMbJMr5BKHrqOw&nmid=0

Phinnaeus has found Mr Moon!

You spell my name wrong, repent.

Fixed.  See how good our customer support is.  We resolve issues within minutes!

We sincerely regret to inform you that at this time the brand new exchange myMtcoinisangotradebitcardshop.com has been hacked by parties unbeknownst to us and definately unrelated to us (shoutouts to Tommy W) and through either a bizarr mistake on the part of the hackers or a gesture of kindness, exactly 48% of the total 100% of funds has been taken from us without us being in control or having anything to do with his actions or intentions and without any knowledge of our previous agreement to do so.

We will be reruturning the remaining funds to our devoted and loyal customer base but unfortunately the hackers saw it necessary to first exchange the remaining 51% to CosbyCoins. We hope this will suffice. As we look towards to the end of this chapter in our history, we are sadenned the community is so full of evil people but believe that we are not at fault-- thats why we are now looking for investors into our second exchange which will be hosted on a different server. Either investors or a loan fir 10BTC to get started.

Anybody?

You should work with Bruce and do an advert video to lure potential investors.

Fixed my error, too, repentance. (my post was just for lol, BTW)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

fabbione   ok.. i will talk with Kamion about it when he wakes up   08:47
fabbione   i want to fix the RC stuff and gain more info out of it   08:47
mdz   fabbione: sounds good   08:50
fabbione   mdz: ok   08:50
mdz   he should be up soon   08:50
fabbione   yup   08:50
mdz   lifeless: though rather than "the ones we modify", my idea is "the ones we need to merge"   08:57
mdz   if we have a one-time bugfix for something, we'll typically import the fix from Debian rather than fork   08:57
mdz   and even if we fork, we can leave it alone from there unless we need to merge something new from Debian

I think these two guys are planning something big with one of these exchanges.

ROFL I busted out laughing.

Everyone,

Thank you for the awesome posts. I needed a good laugh today.

-Jonathan

Looks nice! Unfortunately I'm in the USA..

thanks for the idea OP, I'm considering opening BitEverest, the tallest bitcoin exchange on Earth.   Also TradeValley, the reverse bitcoin exchange where we pay you to take our bitcoins. 

@kripz
WTF, your gif, what movie was THAT ??

hummmm......  I can add these exchanges to http://bitcoinmarkets.com/ project if any of them provide json api for ticker, depth/orderbook and trade history. ^_^