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Title: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: spartan82 on August 16, 2018, 09:47:46 AM
These two people unwanted to the forum and living with the signature earnings and projects her by trolling others. To stand in this tactics, you both suck my dick and others dick in this forum.

I am one of victim by these people.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Steamtyme on August 16, 2018, 11:35:23 AM
What a terribly put together complaint.

I don't even see any feedback left for you by The Pharmacist??

Did you mean to post this from another account?



Perhaps try including some fact based information or links for reference. Maybe even the rule you feel they broke to deserve a ban, or do you just want them banned because you do no like them?


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: marlboroza on August 16, 2018, 12:01:17 PM
To stand in this tactics, you both suck my dick

I am one of victim by these people.
How can you be victim if they suck your dick?

You don't like happy end or something?


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: nostrings on August 16, 2018, 12:10:07 PM
You never really know someones true intentions.  A lot of people pretend to be nice for years but suddenly turn when the scam opportunity is big.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: legendster on August 16, 2018, 12:35:01 PM
Please provide proof that either of these people have consumed shit/excreata. Also specify time and date along with a verifiable independent witness.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Deena on August 16, 2018, 12:52:38 PM
I would have used different words, but I know, and agree with, what you mean. And I'm not quite the only one.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: allahabadi on August 16, 2018, 02:35:14 PM
Please provide proof that either of these people have consumed shit/excreata. Also specify time and date along with a verifiable independent witness.

Ask him to sign a message from the shitchain wallet they had held their shit in...


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Harlot on August 16, 2018, 02:45:58 PM
If you are posting in the reputation section you must make it more constructive and provide more evidence. From what I see you just created a somewhat catchy title and provided a hate speech about your feelings towards Lauda and The Pharmacist. Although I don't see any reasons why you are also including The Pharmacist when only Lauda is only the one who have tagged you. From what you just posted you are just hurting yourself more and making them right. In other words you played yourself with this one.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Wendigo on August 16, 2018, 02:59:38 PM
Please provide proof that either of these people have consumed shit/excreata. Also specify time and date along with a verifiable independent witness.

Well cats lick their own butt holes by nature so I don't know what proof you are looking for buddy  ;D They are literally eating their own shit every single day.

Sorry guys I couldn't help myself   :D


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: wizcoin on August 17, 2018, 02:59:31 AM
Pharmacist is more reasonable than Lauda. That guy knows what he's doing. Lauda sometime being illogical, but this time I think the tag she/he/it made to you is correct.

And I checked your trust, Pharmacist not even on the list, why so mad at him?


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: The Pharmacist on August 17, 2018, 03:05:27 AM
Did you mean to post this from another account?
That's what I was thinking. This guy's name sounds familiar, but obviously I either never left him a neg or deleted it at some point.  The latter is not likely, and I'm not sure what his beef is with me.

Please provide proof that either of these people have consumed shit/excreata. Also specify time and date along with a verifiable independent witness.
LOL.  It was myself, Vod, and Lauda, with hilariousandco (and hilariousetc) spectating.  There may have been others.  I think Timelord2067 was there, meticulously documenting suspected alts, but I had a bunch of dongs in my face and it was hard to see.

How do you eat piss? I was under the opinion that liquids are drunk and not eaten..
Oh come on--water is just a solid going through a phase.  *bad chemistry joke, sorry*


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: bill gator on August 17, 2018, 03:07:01 AM
As Steamy pointed out, The Pharmacist hasn't even left you any feedback as far as we can tell; so it's a little bit strange that you would personally name them as your assailant. You claim to only be a victim of Lauda and The Pharmacist, yet one of them hasn't even given you feedback and the other does not stand alone with their rating. Your account has been accused of changing hands while being a DT2 member without informing anybody of what the situation was, but neither Lauda nor The Pharmacist were the first or most recent users to point this out and mark your account with DT feedback.

It has become quite a forum trope for anybody tagged with negative trust to cry about whoever leaves them this feedback.

Why are you not a victim of Blazr, Mitchell, ibminer or Monbux? They have also left you negative feedback, but you're not complaining about theirs.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: TMAN on August 17, 2018, 06:49:15 AM
These two people unwanted to the forum and living with the signature earnings and projects her by trolling others. To stand in this tactics, you both suck my dick and others dick in this forum.

I am one of victim by these people.

I can guarantee neither of these users live off sig campaign funds - Lauda is one of the largest current holder of escrow funds on the site for starters. I don't want either of them to suck my dick, but I imagine you would suck a dick to get your negs removed so you could bathe in the sig moniez and not have to go back to 3rd world maccie D's


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: legendster on August 17, 2018, 08:05:00 AM
Please provide proof that either of these people have consumed shit/excreata. Also specify time and date along with a verifiable independent witness.
LOL.  It was myself, Vod, and Lauda, with hilariousandco (and hilariousetc) spectating.  There may have been others.  I think Timelord2067 was there, meticulously documenting suspected alts, but I had a bunch of dongs in my face and it was hard to see.

The Committee Of Sane Human-beings That Are On Bitcointalk (TCOSHTAOB) finds you in violation of things that sane human beings on Bitcointalk do. And hence we punish you by banishing you from the seventh bitcoin paradise. Case dismissed.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: spartan82 on August 17, 2018, 12:59:54 PM
These two people unwanted to the forum and living with the signature earnings and projects her by trolling others. To stand in this tactics, you both suck my dick and others dick in this forum.

I am one of victim by these people.

I can guarantee neither of these users live off sig campaign funds - Lauda is one of the largest current holder of escrow funds on the site for starters. I don't want either of them to suck my dick, but I imagine you would suck a dick to get your negs removed so you could bathe in the sig moniez and not have to go back to 3rd world maccie D's

Why should I you may sucking his dick and Lauda's pussy. I trolled him because he seems worst person in the forum whatever he doing is to keep up in the forum. I have stated above thaay what all you are doing to stand in the same place. Why you not speaking about that.

I have great respect on the people like ognasty, hilarious, Cyrus, theymos and vod.
They will not play with the people who is small works make money but these other dt2 shits are eating shits and piss to stay off.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: TMAN on August 17, 2018, 01:19:17 PM
They will not play with the people who is small works make money but these other dt2 shits are eating shits and piss to stay off.

How do you eat piss? I was under the opinion that liquids are drunk and not eaten..


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Steamtyme on August 17, 2018, 03:41:34 PM
What you've never chomped on a piss popsicle. 
I find there's nothing better on a warm summer's day while I'm feeling delusional and entitled.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: actmyname on August 17, 2018, 04:00:31 PM
How do you eat piss? I was under the opinion that liquids are drunk and not eaten..
Yellow snow.
I trolled him because he seems worst person in the forum whatever he doing is to keep up in the forum.
I will have you know that trolling—which is henceforth pointless spam—is disallowed on the forum.

They will not play with the people who is small works make money but these other dt2 shits are eating shits and piss to stay off.
Oh, like the DT2 account that you attempted to buy?


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: bill gator on August 17, 2018, 08:03:27 PM
I was under the opinion that liquids are drunk and not eaten..

What a strange, alcoholic world you must live in.  :D Where I'm from, inanimate objects are unable to become drunk. I was under the impression that liquids are drank, but I've also never been very good at grammar.



To sum up the thread, you dislike Lauda and The Pharmacist; duly noted, thank you for your input.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: suchmoon on August 17, 2018, 09:20:29 PM
I was under the impression that liquids are drank, but I've also never been very good at grammar.

You've been doing the wrong liquids then. I have discovered that my grammar (and everything else really) improves to 11 after I drink/drank/drunk/consume the proper amount of properly aged liquids.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: spartan82 on August 18, 2018, 07:09:08 AM
All shakesphere's stepsons replying and saying that piss is liquid. Damn shit all of you. Mix your piss in my shit and then go ahead to eat guys. TMAN and Actmyname may be the first volunteers to have it.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: actmyname on August 20, 2018, 05:39:40 PM
I wish i could have known where this dickhead is living so that i could hire someone to put him down or atleast break his arms and legs ive got a couple of spare BTCs.
What a waste of money. Even if these weren't empty threats, are you seriously going to use all that effort for someone who is mostly irrelevant in your life? It seems childish.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Steamtyme on August 20, 2018, 05:41:10 PM
I agree with the Pharmacist,should be removed from the DT members for good.
I don't think I give the Pharmacist enough credit. Without even tagging people they earn the hate of so many people, that or a lot of people can't remember what account they are posting from.

I wish i could have known where this dickhead DThead is living so that i could hire someone to put him down or atleast break his arms and legs ive got a couple of spare BTCs.

Is the above a threat?? Or did you mean put him down for a nap? maybe you meant massage his arms and legs? Hard to say what gets lost in translation.

If not I'm guessing you haven't read the rules.

8. No threats to inflict bodily harm, death threats.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: The Pharmacist on August 20, 2018, 05:44:50 PM
I don't think I give the Pharmacist enough credit. Without even tagging people they earn the hate of so many people, that or a lot of people can't remember what account they are posting from.
I'm guessing this guy is an alt account of mr.creampie (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1575639), who left a very similar threat on my trust wall.  I did tag that account for merit and trust abuse, so I'm pretty sure that's where this threat is coming from.  

I did report that post for being threatening--I'm not intimidated by some random internet idiot who probably lives in the Philippines, but it's against the rules and he should be banned.  That's not acceptable behavior on this forum (or anywhere, really).


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: xolxol on August 20, 2018, 09:50:24 PM
I don't think I give the Pharmacist enough credit. Without even tagging people they earn the hate of so many people, that or a lot of people can't remember what account they are posting from.
I'm guessing this guy is an alt account of mr.creampie (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1575639), who left a very similar threat on my trust wall.  I did tag that account for merit and trust abuse, so I'm pretty sure that's where this threat is coming from. 

I did report that post for being threatening--I'm not intimidated by some random internet idiot who probably lives in the Philippines, but it's against the rules and he should be banned.  That's not acceptable behavior on this forum (or anywhere, really).
BS,same threat? you have thousands of haters now presuming that i am an alt of anyone?based on the threat? hahaha.. funny dont be a pussy,im sure a lot of people here wants to give you some lessons,the DW can do the job but i want to be sure where are you from so that i can give you a little taste of bear-hugs.

you can enjoy the days of your life here in this forum,doing shitty things.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: The Pharmacist on August 20, 2018, 10:04:38 PM
BS,same threat?
Yes, the same threat.  This is what mr.creampie wrote on my trust page:  "GET A LIFE ASSHOLE I WISH SOMEONE COULD KNOW YOUR REAL NAME AND ADDRESS AND I WILL GLADLY KILL YOU BY MY HANDS.".  

That's what you wrote in your post, which got deleted, and rightfully so.  You should be banned for threatening members here, not just having your worthless threats deleted.  You're not contributing anything to bitcointalk except negativity.  If you had your way, you'd have thousands of accounts in bounties, all writing garbled-English nonsense.  

Also,
Another pinoy shit abuser,FILIPINOS are known to take advantage anything with it comes to money.
Don't think you're fooling anybody with this post that would make one think you're biased against Filipinos.  You're either Filipino or reside in a neighboring country, and you're just as bad as the worst Filipino shitposter here.  Worse, actually, because you make threats of bodily harm against members who are trying to make the forum better.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: endlasuresh on August 21, 2018, 05:56:52 PM
@spartan
Can you post those alts of Ibminer as I never knew this person had alt accounts.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Timelord2067 on July 04, 2019, 03:06:12 PM
This thread is being used by Lauda to promote their flag against xolxol https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;flag=304 (the thread) was neither started by Lauda, nor is the subject of the thread concerning xolxol.

I believe that Lauda is engaging in Flag Abuse.  What's @theymos' policy concerning Flag abuse?  Is there a thread to report such things occurring?

No one seems to be monitoring the creation of flags.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: The Pharmacist on July 04, 2019, 03:21:20 PM
I believe that Lauda is engaging in Flag Abuse.  What's @theymos' policy concerning Flag abuse?  Is there a thread to report such things occurring?
I forgot I was a shit-eater and forgot all about xolxol and forgot all about this thread.  The xolxol account is obviously a throwaway troll account and is most likely somebody's alt being used for the purpose of slinging crap against DT members.  Even if a flag was warranted, I'm not sure I'd even bother with it now.

As far as Lauda's claim that you'd be in danger of losing funds to this troll....that may be true, but I don't think there's hard evidence of that.  I sure as hell wouldn't do any deals with him (and I'm sure that's mutual), but aside from the slanderous BS I have no reason to suspect he's a thief. 


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Timelord2067 on July 04, 2019, 03:33:24 PM
I believe that Lauda is engaging in Flag Abuse.  What's @theymos' policy concerning Flag abuse?  Is there a thread to report such things occurring?
I forgot I was a shit-eater and forgot all about xolxol and forgot all about this thread.  The xolxol account is obviously a throwaway troll account and is most likely somebody's alt being used for the purpose of slinging crap against DT members.  Even if a flag was warranted, I'm not sure I'd even bother with it now.

As far as Lauda's claim that you'd be in danger of losing funds to this troll....that may be true, but I don't think there's hard evidence of that.  I sure as hell wouldn't do any deals with him (and I'm sure that's mutual), but aside from the slanderous BS I have no reason to suspect he's a thief. 

Have now found the last three Flags (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5161689.0) created by Lauda don't seem to meet the criteria that the thread is about the person being flagged.  Am going to have to have a look at the other flags Lauda's created.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: The-One-Above-All on July 05, 2019, 12:43:15 AM
This thread is being used by Lauda to promote their flag against xolxol https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;flag=304 (the thread) was neither started by Lauda, nor is the subject of the thread concerning xolxol.

I believe that Lauda is engaging in Flag Abuse.  What's @theymos' policy concerning Flag abuse?  Is there a thread to report such things occurring?

No one seems to be monitoring the creation of flags.

How to deal with flag abuse is a system wide issue so is likely a matter for meta. Only theymos can inform you on the correct method to deal with such instances.

Flag abuse I thought was an instant black list for them AND SUPPORTERS of the flag.  If there is no policing of the system the system will not function as intended.

This was the problem with the old system. Theymos has good intentions but seems too slow to ensure the abuse is slapped down in the early stages. No point trying to put the ship back on route after it went off course months before.

Lauda has had one "let off" how many more does this scammer get?

Make a couple of examples and watch them all fall in line.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: xolxol on July 05, 2019, 03:46:37 AM
This thread is being used by Lauda to promote their flag against xolxol https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;flag=304 (the thread) was neither started by Lauda, nor is the subject of the thread concerning xolxol.

I believe that Lauda is engaging in Flag Abuse.  What's @theymos' policy concerning Flag abuse?  Is there a thread to report such things occurring?

No one seems to be monitoring the creation of flags.

How to deal with flag abuse is a system wide issue so is likely a matter for meta. Only theymos can inform you on the correct method to deal with such instances.

Flag abuse I thought was an instant black list for them AND SUPPORTERS of the flag.  If there is no policing of the system the system will not function as intended.

This was the problem with the old system. Theymos has good intentions but seems too slow to ensure the abuse is slapped down in the early stages. No point trying to put the ship back on route after it went off course months before.

Lauda has had one "let off" how many more does this scammer get?

Make a couple of examples and watch them all fall in line.
I feel sad about lauda at the same time happy for most of the people esp those he abused,this is preposterous and stupid.
@theymos you need to blacklist Lauda from being a DT & preventing to create flags to stop these system abuse.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Spartan1982 on July 31, 2020, 10:41:00 AM
Spartan82, you cant receive msgs from newbies so im msging here instead. Im the original owner of this account.. would you be interested in selling it back to me? You have accumulated plenty of negative feedback now but it has SOME sentimental value to me. I went to jail for 3yrs and a bit and would like to buy my account back off you, so if you interested let me know.
I did try to msg Theymos to no avail, was willing to verify ownership of an old bitcoin address associated with this account that was used to purchase a bunch of direct AM shares from SebastianJu in 2013. 25BTC worth to be exact. I had the famous friedcat transfer these to my havelockinvestments account and ended up selling them for about 0.2BTC. I still have access to that havelock account too.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: TGD on July 31, 2020, 10:51:41 AM
Spartan82, you cant receive msgs from newbies so im msging here instead. Im the original owner of this account.. would you be interested in selling it back to me? You have accumulated plenty of negative feedback now but it has SOME sentimental value to me. I went to jail for 3yrs and a bit and would like to buy my account back off you, so if you interested let me know.
I did try to msg Theymos to no avail, was willing to verify ownership of an old bitcoin address associated with this account that was used to purchase a bunch of direct AM shares from SebastianJu in 2013. 25BTC worth to be exact. I had the famous friedcat transfer these to my havelockinvestments account and ended up selling them for about 0.2BTC. I still have access to that havelock account too.


Buying it is not the best solution to recover it. The new owner was inactive since July 4 so he can't read your message at all. You can try following this new guideline for recovering account, https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5089777.0

PM'ng theymos will not gonna assure that he will reply back because he receive bunch of email everyday. I hope that you will recover your account.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: NotATether on July 31, 2020, 10:55:15 AM
You can also sign a message from your old bitcoin address and post it here, that'll be a confirmation to everyone that you are the real owner as you say.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: TGD on July 31, 2020, 01:39:57 PM
You can also sign a message from your old bitcoin address and post it here, that'll be a confirmation to everyone that you are the real owner as you say.

That's useless. He can't recover his account by just signing message here. He needs to follow the right procedure for claiming it. Signing message for verification of ownership is recommend after he successfully recover his account. Only theymos can recover it for him or maybe Cyrus.

The account was already tagged as hacked account so proving that he owns it now is nonsense.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Spartan1982 on July 31, 2020, 02:20:44 PM
Thankyou very much for this link. I am truly sorry to anyone who was scammed or inconvenienced by this person. I had no control over the hacking of this account, I have just been looking back at all these posts and smh. Its since come to my attention that the account is properly banned so the user can no longer cause any  more damage. Thanks for your help TGD and absolutely I can verify nearly every transaction made by this account pre 2016.

Spartan82, you cant receive msgs from newbies so im msging here instead. Im the original owner of this account.. would you be interested in selling it back to me? You have accumulated plenty of negative feedback now but it has SOME sentimental value to me. I went to jail for 3yrs and a bit and would like to buy my account back off you, so if you interested let me know.
I did try to msg Theymos to no avail, was willing to verify ownership of an old bitcoin address associated with this account that was used to purchase a bunch of direct AM shares from SebastianJu in 2013. 25BTC worth to be exact. I had the famous friedcat transfer these to my havelockinvestments account and ended up selling them for about 0.2BTC. I still have access to that havelock account too.


Buying it is not the best solution to recover it. The new owner was inactive since July 4 so he can't read your message at all. You can try following this new guideline for recovering account, https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5089777.0

PM'ng theymos will not gonna assure that he will reply back because he receive bunch of email everyday. I hope that you will recover your account.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Jawhead999 on July 31, 2020, 02:33:42 PM
According from this thread I think this DT account is sold! (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2547941.0) your account hacked since October 2015. So, I do search your address before October 2015 and only found this

Count me in!
Posts: 651
Address: 1GMArUyd34aqU5HnyDKFFaQgNtkvqCMRQV
Use this address if you want to sign a message to prove you're the real owner.

Honestly, it will take a very very long time to recover your account... because it has been banned and tagged from many DT members.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Spartan1982 on July 31, 2020, 02:58:45 PM

Noone can sign and verify this address as it was my havelock investments wallet.. I just checked and the website has been taken down so im assuming the company might have gone under. But I do still have ownership of the wallet 13uAZdE6Ubqcqznro1cQqozj1ggtFibixU and others on there that the havelock wallet address mentioned, has made many transactions with from 2014 and 2015 on the blockchain.
Will send the message anyway and see how it goes. Would be good to have my old account back one day, im not in any rush


According from this thread I think this DT account is sold! (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2547941.0) your account hacked since October 2015. So, I do search your address before October 2015 and only found this

Count me in!
Posts: 651
Address: 1GMArUyd34aqU5HnyDKFFaQgNtkvqCMRQV
Use this address if you want to sign a message to prove you're the real owner.

Honestly, it will take a very very long time to recover your account... because it has been banned and tagged from many DT members.


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: Timelord2067 on September 15, 2020, 12:25:06 AM
This has been a trip down memory lane with @Excimer necro bumping threads for a couple of days (including this thread) - Given Bitcoin SV has come back to life & has the same agenda, don't you suppose it's conceivable that they are one and the same being?


Title: Re: Shit eaters Lauda and Pharmacist- Ban need to executed on these people
Post by: actmyname on September 15, 2020, 03:32:28 AM
Timelord2067 and suchmoon are the same being or just friends? Who knows? Suchmoon every time protecting Timilord2067. This is strange
If I see two users that frequent the same places, it must mean they are the same person! There is clearly no other explanation available, for I have exhausted all opportunities for counter-arguments.

... right?

Unless you're bullshitting.