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Title: Strippers set the bar, in regards to network confirmations.. Post by: FilesFM_Announcements on October 17, 2018, 10:23:12 AM Last night I was in a strip club having a few little freaky private dances and I decided to ask the stripper if she accepted bitcoin? she laughed and said I wasn't the first person to ask that.. then she said.. I won't accept any currency which takes longer than my song to confirm on the network.. (a strippers song is typically 4mins) she then asked if I had any tokens on the lightening network? I told her no I don't believe in centralisation... in the end I paid in CASH. ::)
Title: Re: Strippers set the bar, in regards to network confirmations.. Post by: Amadeo33 on October 22, 2018, 09:51:58 AM No wonder. Cash is still more liquid in the opinion of others.
Title: Re: Strippers set the bar, in regards to network confirmations.. Post by: Zin-Zang on October 24, 2018, 06:13:45 AM LOL,
Ask the Stripper about Zeitcoin, 1 confirmation takes only 30 seconds. :D 4 confirmations in 2 minutes or 8 confirmations in 4 minutes Or Convert Bitcoin to fiat before arriving at the strip club. ;) FYI: If you and her are a member of an exchange that allows offchain transactions, any coin on that exchange can be transferred offchain instantly directly to the other member's account. Cryptopia & Trade Satoshi have that offchain feature. |