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Title: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 08, 2014, 10:51:21 PM
The Adventure
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You are nobody, and you exist in nothing.
What is your name?
> The first two words of the next post will be this guy's first and last name.


Title: Re: The Adventure
Post by: railzand on March 08, 2014, 10:55:07 PM
Bruno Phillibuster


Title: Re: The Adventure
Post by: Taras on March 08, 2014, 11:10:21 PM
Oh HELL no-- I mean, oh, okay.
Where the hell is Bruno Phillibuster?
> Input Location :)


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Dafar on March 09, 2014, 12:06:14 AM
Up your ass


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 09, 2014, 12:08:19 AM
He finds it quite large, the issue is that it's quite dark and smelly


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 09, 2014, 03:02:53 AM
The adventurer learns it is very dark.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: acs267 on March 09, 2014, 03:07:02 AM
What if the only light he has is his aunt, Meritha Baggy Tits Philibuster?


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Fordee on March 09, 2014, 03:55:35 AM
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 09, 2014, 09:04:18 AM
So to avoid that he decided to use his lighter, but oh no it was a bad idea! the methane gas exploded and propoled him, which it is inward or outward? he's still disorientited


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 09, 2014, 03:07:08 PM
He is propelled out into the open world. It is very bright and hard to see at first


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 09, 2014, 04:23:21 PM
Oh shit! he finds him self headed towards a pool of water then he hears the water pooring and it's a water vortix and he is getting sucked in but what could this place be?


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 09, 2014, 04:26:14 PM
It's suddenly very dark again.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 09, 2014, 04:28:29 PM
and he is still propelled by the stream of water and hitting the side, and then suddenly a bit of light! oh shit it's a big jump and he feels in a nother yet bigger stream of water and dirt


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 09, 2014, 05:37:13 PM
he begins to inhale the strange water and while coughing it out, he gets thrown again and then it is dark.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 09, 2014, 08:12:42 PM
And after a while, and while he was suffocating and almost dieing, he saw some light towards the way he was pushed two, OH ITS THE SEA! but there is a BIG JUMP..


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 09, 2014, 09:59:47 PM
 He sees an island in the distance. After studying it he OH MY GOD HE'S FALLING TO THE SEA.
He lands and swims to the surface, using a strange and unpleasant chunk of matter for floatation.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: HorseCoin on March 09, 2014, 10:42:47 PM
my name is Bitcoin.  and I am a virtual currency in cyberspace, wanting to be spent on weed or heroine.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: huckfinn on March 10, 2014, 12:36:01 PM
Bruno recalls the talking bitcoin in his right pocket. He slaps it; it gets annoying sometimes.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 10, 2014, 12:45:10 PM
And then he barely reach out to the island, him and his bitcoin, and after a few hour of rest in shore, he gets up and try to find out what the island is about. Oh noes no sign of human life! appart from the nasty things floating near the shore


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 10, 2014, 02:49:44 PM
 After wandering for 20 minutes he sees a sign that was labeled ''Satoshi's Yurt'' and there are broken bottles all over.

The Bitcoin yelled something about sand. Bruno found it annoying, so he filled his pocket with sand to shut the coin up.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 10, 2014, 03:37:40 PM
But after a while Bruno started to wonder about the reason why the bitcoin was noizy


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 10, 2014, 03:53:37 PM
 The coin has become silent, now that it was muffled by the sand. But why was it so agitated? It's not usually like this.

Bruno wanders into a forest made of tables, desks and other wooden furniture.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 10, 2014, 08:18:05 PM
Then he started to get hungry, hmm what to get for lunch he wondered.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: Taras on March 10, 2014, 08:22:42 PM
 The table forest is patrolled by wild goats.

Bruno wonders what they taste like.


Title: Re: The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster
Post by: kuroman on March 10, 2014, 11:59:48 PM
So he tried to umbush the goats, he decided to krowl in the grass behind the trees and try to get closer and then suddenly!