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Economy => Lending => Topic started by: BigWhaler on November 28, 2018, 02:47:25 PM



Title: 0.012 BTC - Got Burned By a 22y.o Girl
Post by: BigWhaler on November 28, 2018, 02:47:25 PM
Won't lie that I need money for biz etc; Condom broke, I didn't pull out, here I am a week later experiencing a serious burning sensation. Just need 0.012 btc to rush to the hospital and get some medication. Should repay it when my salary arrives, on 2nd Dec. Sounds bizarre but true! Got nothing worthy to act as collateral. Don't be too hard on me folks.  ;D

Btc address: 1DZq4h8FrHT7ypUKkqbbzk8ZWuBC5K6rHQ


Title: Re: 0.012 BTC - Got Burned By a 22y.o Girl
Post by: ThatRandom8543 on November 29, 2018, 01:21:01 AM
Won't lie that I need money for biz etc; Condom broke, I didn't pull out, here I am a week later experiencing a serious burning sensation. Just need 0.012 btc to rush to the hospital and get some medication. Should repay it when my salary arrives, on 2nd Dec. Sounds bizarre but true! Got nothing worthy to act as collateral. Don't be too hard on me folks.  ;D

Btc address: 1DZq4h8FrHT7ypUKkqbbzk8ZWuBC5K6rHQ

Thanks for the quick laugh. I really needed it.

Seriously, no one is going to give you a sat unless you provide valid collateral that is 120% of what youre asking.


Title: Re: 0.012 BTC - Got Burned By a 22y.o Girl
Post by: coolcoinz on December 04, 2018, 12:18:58 PM
 ;D Nice!
This has to be one of the funniest attempts that I've ever seen. Easily beats sick child, mother in a hospital, and similar creative pieces.
Go to the hospital, they'll treat you and send you the bill that you'll have at least 30 days to cover. Don't waste time, think of your member!


Title: Re: 0.012 BTC - Got Burned By a 22y.o Girl
Post by: Tszunami98 on December 04, 2018, 12:29:30 PM
Won't lie that I need money for biz etc; Condom broke, I didn't pull out, here I am a week later experiencing a serious burning sensation. Just need 0.012 btc to rush to the hospital and get some medication. Should repay it when my salary arrives, on 2nd Dec. Sounds bizarre but true! Got nothing worthy to act as collateral. Don't be too hard on me folks.  ;D

Btc address: 1DZq4h8FrHT7ypUKkqbbzk8ZWuBC5K6rHQ

Glad to see that hospitals accept Bitoin now!


Title: Re: 0.012 BTC - Got Burned By a 22y.o Girl
Post by: Agarthian on December 08, 2018, 10:36:58 PM
Won't lie that I need money for biz etc; Condom broke, I didn't pull out, here I am a week later experiencing a serious burning sensation. Just need 0.012 btc to rush to the hospital and get some medication. Should repay it when my salary arrives, on 2nd Dec. Sounds bizarre but true! Got nothing worthy to act as collateral. Don't be too hard on me folks.  ;D

Btc address: 1DZq4h8FrHT7ypUKkqbbzk8ZWuBC5K6rHQ

Glad to see that hospitals accept Bitoin now!

+1

Some people are really desperate for a loan :P