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Title: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 06:56:14 AM


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 06:56:34 AM


TMAN's Services best services.

TMAN talk the talk, he no do the walk - TMAN's friends best peoples for the work..

come to best middleman ever




Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 06:56:51 AM
more reservings sir


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 06:57:03 AM
much reserve. more wow


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: trapcoder666 on December 05, 2019, 08:25:27 AM
Nice all-in-one thread. Only thing that's missing here is a massage with a happy ending  ;D

" You want a massass sir... 500bath with happy ending sir..... "

Anyway here's an intro on the house

https://media.giphy.com/media/kdWwsTt8NdaUDbyEor/giphy.gif


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: Wendigo on December 05, 2019, 08:49:52 AM
Fuckboi


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 08:53:01 AM
Nice all-in-one thread. Only thing that's missing here is a massage with a happy ending  ;D

" You want a massass sir... 500bath with happy ending sir..... "

Anyway here's an intro on the house

https://media.giphy.com/media/kdWwsTt8NdaUDbyEor/giphy.gif

Happy endings always... trapcoder666 is happy endings specialist.

Wendigo against good projects sir. this not best sir.

TMAN is best - services of middle manning is best



Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: Cosette on December 05, 2019, 09:59:59 AM
TMAN also can create high quality poetry or rap lyric (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5138619.0) ::).


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 10:05:56 AM
TMAN also can create high quality poetry or rap lyric (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5138619.0) ::).


Personal insults available at good prices sir,

Also if you cannot get laid with no game I can assist. TMAN game is strong


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: LoyceV on December 05, 2019, 10:13:23 AM
Let's see how high your counter gets:
DidTMANsayAbadWord.tk (http://didtmansayabadword.tk/)

It's going to be a challenge to see what happens to the site when there are 0 bad words :D


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 05, 2019, 10:26:31 AM
Let's see how high your counter gets:
DidTMANsayAbadWord.tk (http://didtmansayabadword.tk/)

It's going to be a challenge to see what happens to the site when there are 0 bad words :D


Fuck you. Do not be disobedienct employee...

Welcome LoyceV TMAN’s resident robot.. I hire LoyceV and then you hire me. Best robot service..

Word is that bitch Bezos tries to steal loyce from me. Fuck Bezos


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: LoyceV on December 05, 2019, 10:28:31 AM
If you keep this up, you're going to see the 100+ message on the page. Once you close in to 250, I'll come up with something new again :D


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 06, 2019, 01:52:01 PM
Services open.

Today

come deal

much wow

TMAN services special


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: amishmanish on December 07, 2019, 08:19:52 AM
I want to learn how to make insults like you Sir.  I can write but I cannot bring myself to colorfully swear.

Anything to get near even half your level will be much success.


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 07, 2019, 10:35:25 AM
I want to learn how to make insults like you Sir.  I can write but I cannot bring myself to colorfully swear.

Anything to get near even half your level will be much success.

Services available on hourly rate you twatnozzle cuntsmouth..

If telegram I can swear at you lots and lots all day for discounted rate, you save insults and become insult king. You want business you fucker?


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: aTriz on December 07, 2019, 12:13:34 PM
I can personally vouch for  my man T-MAN. he's legit, talented and has all the skills he mentioned in OP. Hire him if you don't want to be cursed.


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: elmanchez on December 07, 2019, 12:24:42 PM
Professional reliable and good service.
I advise everyone. ;)


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: Thekool1s on December 07, 2019, 12:36:07 PM
Just wondering if that Design man is me?


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 07, 2019, 02:23:31 PM
I can personally vouch for  my man T-MAN. he's legit, talented and has all the skills he mentioned in OP. Hire him if you don't want to be cursed.

danke

Professional reliable and good service.
I advise everyone. ;)

danke

Just wondering if that Design man is me?

many designing mans - best services, multiple applicants.

TMAN only delivers best services sir


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: adjed on December 15, 2019, 10:37:07 AM
I know that advertisements are made so that we can patronise the services but I have to admit that while I don't have need of any services you mentioned, I just want to take out time to thank you for a service you just indirectly rendered to me which is the service of humour, I parties a lot last night and I am still hungover, just surfing through the forum and saw your advert, this has got to be the most  hilarious advert i have seen in this forum and I couldn't stop laughing, thanks for making my day today TMAN, you're definitely the man!.

PS:- I wouldn't trust you with my mother even if you asked nicely. ;D


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: marlboroza on December 15, 2019, 03:12:58 PM
How much for "talk to me" sir?


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: Thekool1s on December 17, 2019, 05:27:38 PM
How much for "talk to me" sir?

Since TMAN is busy, DesignMan can talk with you 4 free Sir.


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on December 27, 2019, 01:14:54 PM
Happy Seasons xmas hanukkah and all that shit

services are open sirs..

TMAN IS HERE


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: elmanchez on December 27, 2019, 01:42:15 PM
I miss you and I'm glad you came back.  ;) :)


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: XeraPH on January 11, 2020, 09:14:25 PM
son of a bitch nigga


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on January 12, 2020, 12:33:29 AM
son of a bitch nigga

And who are you young man?


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TheBeardedBaby on January 24, 2020, 09:06:29 AM
This is one hell of a service! Now I know if I need a BEST MEN Service (again) whom shall I call, well I'm not sure if we will be allowed to step into the church but anyway, who cares about religion.
This service for sure deserves more exposure and a bump!


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on February 03, 2020, 03:30:19 PM
SERVICES OPEN BITCHES

you want best services you come to TMAN!

Have a small penis? no confidence with women? come to me I will teach you to be a Lothario.
Have a low IQ and want to gain 20 points? well you are shit out of luck there cunty..


Many services for offer - drinking services, entertainment.. my contacts are better than your contacts.

Try me and my services, I have a harem available. I know best prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan   


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: ChiBitCTy on February 03, 2020, 05:47:46 PM
I have been using Tmans services for several years now. If it weren't for this mofo I likely wouldn't be here ..and that's the honest truth. This foul mouthed maniac has been an awesome friend of mine and I leave 5 stars as my rating. Cheers ya cunt!


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on February 03, 2020, 06:59:06 PM
Good cunt chi. Chi is part of my stable, he is the man for financial services advices he specialises in money laundering for prostitutes.

New service available today, special deal sorted we are able to offer discount circumcision cheap penis chops available in Europe come talk to TMAN


Title: Business inquiry: Requesting review copy of “harem”, “best prostitute” from TMAN
Post by: nullius on February 05, 2020, 04:20:44 AM
Try me and my services

harem

best prostitute

        Vouch pass please Sir !

        I give review , make A+++++++ feedback so you accout be shiny Green , send you some Merits if you send me too so we can both rank up and get best bounties .

        Thank You Sir ! ;D


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: libert19 on February 05, 2020, 04:47:31 AM
Wow! What's this? Serious or sarcasm. If serious, what's need of vulgar language or high rank gives you some superiority, sir?


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. Premium pejoratives now available for VIPs only!
Post by: nullius on February 05, 2020, 07:08:00 AM
If serious, what's need of vulgar language or high rank gives you some superiority, sir?

shitnuggetgodamnforkingcraigwright, show some respect.

TMAN’s style is so awe-inspiring that there is even a service to track his language (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5178098.msg53261735#msg53261735) for the benefit of the forum community:  DidTMANsayAbadWord.tk (http://didtmansayabadword.tk/)!

Usually, he charges good coin for his verbal abuse; but if you are very nice, then he may be so generous as to curse you out for free.

(For my part, I do not use vulgarity (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3013604.msg30997322#msg30997322).  Sacrebleu.)


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on February 05, 2020, 08:26:44 AM
superiority, sir?

you are a bitch for calling me sir, you are prime example of someone who needs my services.

TMAN's best services for all.

@nullius denied - you not need services, your tongue gets you all the snatch you need


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: worldofcoins on February 06, 2020, 03:34:18 AM
superiority, sir?
you are a bitch for calling me sir, you are prime example of someone who needs my services.

And the number of famous Kazakhstan's beauty.
Quote
TMAN's best services for all.
No, That beauty does the best service I can vouch for her


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. You want to be seen? TMAN is keen.
Post by: TMAN on February 06, 2020, 12:44:49 PM
And the number of famous Kazakhstan's beauty.

Yes sir, you have bitches for me? I buy the best of Kazakhstan's exports - including potassium


Title: Re: TMAN's Services Bitches.. Now with the best of Kazakhstan’s exports!
Post by: nullius on February 06, 2020, 11:29:33 PM
I buy the best of Kazakhstan's exports - including potassium

More Better Bestest Exports from Kazakhstan!

  • Igor Sysoev, the creator of the nginx (https://nginx.org/), the #1 webserver.  (IIUC, he has lived in Russia since his university days.)
  • Sci-Hub!  nullius 3> Sci-Hub, which was started by Alexandra Elbakyan (https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/04/a-spiritual-successor-to-aaron-swartz-is-angering-publishers-all-over-again/) from Kazakhstan (though she considers herself to be Russian).  As Nature noted when it named her one of the top ten most influential people in science in 2016, “It took Alexandra Elbakyan just a few years to go from information-technology student to famous fugitive. (https://www.nature.com/news/nature-s-10-1.21157#elbakyan)”  Whilst now residing at an undisclosed location that may or may not be in Russia, she currently runs it with Russian servers and worldwide support (plus the special hatred of the American government (https://web.archive.org/web/20191220002544/https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/justice-department-investigates-sci-hub-founder-on-suspicion-of-working-for-russian-intelligence/2019/12/19/9dbcb6e6-2277-11ea-a153-dce4b94e4249_story.html)).  I will only link to the Sci-Hub Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sci-Hub), because I do not know the forum’s policy about providing all the lovely copyright-infringement site links that Wikipedia prominently displays in the top-right sidebar. ;-)

    By the way, are you still peeved at JSTOR for effectually murdering Aaron Swartz, the inventor of the idea that partly inspired Namecoin (https://www.namecoin.org/docs/faq/#what-is-the-smallest-currency-unit-of-namecoin-called)?  Get all the JSTOR articles you want from Sci-Hub, or from libgen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_Genesis)’s sci-hub archive!  Or just do it for the knowledge (http://custodians.online/) (site hosted by Github, contains no copyright infringement material; and its copyvio links are probably dead, unlike Wikipedia’s).
  • Well, this is a Kazakh import from America:  Extreme government blocking of the Internet (https://censoredplanet.org/kazakhstan), even including successful blocks of Tor’s obs4 and meek bridges (https://trac.torproject.org/projects/tor/ticket/20348).  (The Kazakh government is almost certainly using imported technology from some American censorware company; see the linked Tor bug for attempts to discern which brand of middleware shitbox is blocking the obfuscated pluggable transports.)
  • (Another Kazakhstan import:  Massive numbers of people disliked by Stalin, who used the Kazakh SSR as one of his preferred places to stick groups he found troublesome.  Most famously, Chechens and Ingush—but also a wide variety of others, even including captured Japanese.  Many, but not all of these were later re-exported.)
  • Potassium, LOL!  I guess* that Borat’s secret plan to TAKE OVER THE WORLD must be to “export” Best Potassium Radioisotopes somehow (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand-waving) refined from Kazakhstan’s plentiful uranium ore.  TMAN buying?  I go bananas for best bulk 40K bonanza (http://health.phys.iit.edu/extended_archive/9503/msg00074.html) from TMAN’s Services, a boutique Gift (https://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/Gift_Giftstoff_Toxikum) for my enemies!  I leave glowing review!  (* Comedically pseudoscientific, and probably infeasible.)

    Merited by nullius (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=976210) (51)
    Quote from: Gary Mansfield
    Disclaimer:

    Neither Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, the University of California, nor the Department of Energy recommends eating bananas.
  • An anonymous crypto-courtesan* who works with TMAN’s Services!  (* Decryption key not included.)

That is a formidable list, though I think that Uzbekistan’s exports (https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/arsenal-owner-alisher-usmanov-hands-nobel-prize-back-to-disgraced-dna-scientist-james-watson-9912725.html) are competitive.



superiority, sir?

you are a bitch for calling me sir, you are prime example of someone who needs my services.

Banks vs. TMAN

Round 0:

  • Your bank promises you courteous customer service while it pretends to safekeep your pretend-money.  It then treats you like dirt (unless you have €normou$ a¢¢ount$, in which case its representatives will kneel and offer to fellate you).
  • TMAN promises to abuse you while you pay him, and you will like it.  Meanwhile, he will provide “best services” to you.

Banks: 0; TMAN: 1.

Round 1:

  • Banks:  Use government-printed toilet paper.
  • TMAN:   Uses  Bitcoin.

Banks: −∞; TMAN: 21 million!

Winner:  TMAN in one round.  (Well, in round[1] as counted by a C coder.)



@nullius denied - you not need services, your tongue gets you all the snatch you need

Snatch me:  Snatch services me, snatch gets all the “tongue” it needs.  But my cunning wordplay is a bigger mystery, deep and hard to know.  Be not #reckless of such things; for though I may steal your soul for Bitcoin (http://bitcult.faith/), I will keep your body all to myself.  Thus beware, ladies, that my tongue inflicts gracious bawdily charm:  My fun puns and humourous ejaculations will leave my mark in you.

And if you’re feeling an itch to work in a tight market, if you want to work it for TMAN’s Services, then I can train you!  Of course, I mean that I can tutor you in cryptography (a word not so dissimilar to πoρνography).  No more elliptical talk:  Let’s get hands-on with those curves (https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Secp256k1), and you may get TMAN’s attention.  That harem technical team has standards:  You’ve got to be like the best cryptographress in Kazakhstan!