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I was inspired by kujoking7's thread, but I don't really want to do "Anything" like he does (I couldn't resist the shoe on the head thing, though.) I'm better at hurting myself (Usually through stupid skateboard stunts, but it doesn't have to involve a skateboard.) So post what you want me to do and how much you'll give me, and I'll try and get it done tomorrow, no matter how stupid or painful. Also, Obviously, I will provide videos. Any takers?

I would never pay you to do something to hurt yourself, but I will pay for trivia questions!

Aw, come on! I'm cheap! I'll do it for .1 per stunt! (Unless it's a really, really crazy stunt.)

I have no money but someone should give you a bitcoin for doing a backflip while on fire or something

I'm willing to do this. Someone make an offer, and I'll do it.

No one will. What if you really got hurt?

I have a better idea, you start something, then the next person can add on to it if they send you some btc, for example if you said


>I'll do a backflip!

I would pay you a small amount of money to add

>But do it while your on fire!

then the next person could be like

>and you have to sing too!

then when you decided you've made enough of an ass out of yourself, you record yourself doing it

How much would you want to spray pay Bitinstant on your body and go running thru the streets of a populated area?

.1 BTC at least. Want me to do it?

Thats it? Is this one of those 'you get what you pay for type things' ?

I would need you to video tape it, going crazy telling Bitinstant lol

I'll give you .5 if you post the Video of you doing it.

.1?  That's like, 40 cents.   Come on dude, it's worth way more than that, value yourself higher :D

No, this is one of those 'I actually kind of want to do this, so I'm not going to charge too much for it' kind of things. Of course, I would appreciate more money. :)
Of course. :)

Hey,

Ok. How about 5 BTC? This way I know you do a good job! We will feature you on BitInstant.com

5 BTC sounds great! I'm planning on doing this in a mall, which is very crowded, all the time. Also, should I use spray paint, like you said, or should I just write in big sharpie letters? Spray paint might not be very legible. Should I strip down to my boxers, and write bitinstant on my legs too? Or is taking my shirt off enough? I'll try to get this done in the next few days, hopefully tomorrow. It just depends on when my friend (Who has the good camera) can do it.

EDIT: My friend pointed out that this could get me arrested in the mall, so I'll probably do it downtown instead.

For 5 BTC you should run into a lamp post or get hit by a bicycle too. Something that has real viral value on Youtube, though perhaps more creative than my dumb ideas.

Wath this, be safe!

My God! Kids these days!!! When I was just a young 'un, we used to put a lit cigarette between two $20 bills between two guy's forearms, slowly roll them together and the one who didn't pull away got to keep both twenties. 35 years later I still have a mess of scars to show how good I was at winning $20 bills with cigarette burns through them.

Ryland- get a job. You will make a lot more money, and not end up with stupid scars (and trust me- that thing about chicks dig guys with scars? not true!).

It's too late. We've already lost him. (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/100MEDIA%24IMAG0101.jpg)

Marker in big sharpie letters is fine, no need to defile your body with spray paint!

I leave the other ideas up to you, but more points for more effort!

Also, please don't do anything that will get you arrested.

Instead of hurting yourself Just call 1 866-283-6183 and win bitcoins.

Edit: Forgot you already won

Will you purposefully hurt yourself for bitcoins? How much for let's say you slapping a stapler on your forearm or forcing a tack under your fingernail?

I dont like where this is going...

shh... It'll be alright... Just go back to sleep.  :-*

Technically financial harm is a form of hurt - would you hurt yourself financially for bitcoins?
Sell me 2BTC for 1BTC for example?

All kinds of silly stuff could be done here....


Being serious though - especially if you're doing anything to do with BitInstant please don't reflect badly on our brand, I reserve the right to be the sole crazy guy involved.

I'll do the stapler for .1 BTC. Or even .05 BTC. I've done it before, and it's pretty easy, actually.

Jesus, you should seek some help man.  :O

Upload a video of you stapling your forearm and I will send you .05 BTC. I need to see the wound to know it wasn't faked.

I will pay an extra .05 for clear audio. Please don't stifle any reactions to stapling if you do audio.

Maintain a little decorum, this isn't the place for that kind of depravity. Please remove this thread.

Cool! I'll be doing this tomorrow! I'll staple myself multiple times! lol

I'm offering a good service here! :D

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/spyknow/drankedmilkshake.jpg

Good luck and have a safe and Happy Holiday!

Hey, what happened to my video, still being done?

I think our friend Ryland sobered up from whatever psychoactive substances he was on!

It'll get done. I'm just waiting on my friend (Who's not being very reliable.) I tried to do the stapler video today, but the quality sucks because I used my phone instead of my friends camera. I can still upload it if you want, boonies4u. But I'm going to redo it, anyways.

ouch, redoing it.

I'll wait for the high quality. I appreciate what (is it suffering or is it pleasure? ;3) you are willing to endure for the higher quality. I don't know if you consider this art, but some say someone should suffer for his/her art.

you should upload both vids and demand double since you did it twice with proof.... i do hope nobody really supports this, doing crazy dumb stuff like the shoe on the head thing is cool but the hurting yourself thing i don't like so much- i'd much rather see some crazy goofy shit rather than someone purposefully hurting themselves. I'll donate half a coin to something crazy that doesn't hurt you though I've no imagination for these types of things

i'll pay you 1 btc to give me 2 btc in exchange for 1 btc

I support the right for people to do what they wish to their bodies. I will pay for high quality or low quality, not both.

Functionally that's already happened.

You pay me 1BTC
This authorises the trade of 2BTC for 1 BTC, so you give me another 1BTC and I give you 2BTC
Which means in sum total you give me 2BTC and i give it straight back

If this happens, it's bordering on legal.

... ??? ...

Actually, this is probably illegal unless a waiver is signed... Just saying.

First, we tried it with a friend's phone. I stapled myself 3 times, but the quality was horrible.
Then, I tried it alone with a camera I found in my garage. I stapled myself 5 times, but the camera didn't save it, because it needed an SD card.
Next, we did it with another friends phone who claimed his phone took great videos. +5 staples. +1 bad quality video.
Finally, my friend took a video with a good camera. 11 more staples, but we lost the SD card.
So, we did it again with the same camera. 6 more staples, and we found the SD card with the previous video.

So, that's a total of 30 staples, if I did the math correctly, for these two crappy short videos. My favorite part is "Welcome to staples!"

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/staple%20005.MOV

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/staple%20006.MOV

I believe these are enough to earn you the full .1 btc... where would you like them to be sent?

Ryland, there was just a few months that I did not see you. You become so crazy now.  ;D

..you are the REAL sick bastard in this thread^^

think about it.

Is OP retarded?

Yes, but only for money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o3ni6VsJcc

:O

dude.. OP.. please.. reverse your bitcoin-business: i am rather willing to give you some bitcoins IF you don't harm yourself that way!!  :-\

Okay go to this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=55588.msg666674;topicseen#msg666674 thread and look for the pictures on google maps (believe me, this will hurt your head).

When you find the pictures you tell me, I collect the money and give half. Sounds good? ;) (this will probably give you a better hourly than stapling yourself and recording it for $0.60 ;))

Converting wood boiler into thermo-electric system. I've got years and years of work for you to do @ .2BTC/hr in MI. If you like, you can film yourself cutting/hauling wood. I won't even make you wear a helmet!

1EtZ8kJokHY6ajWqDw9fXZU7F7yfmRaJeH
Thanks! :)

Hahaha! That's hilarious!
*EPIC MUSIC STARTS*
*EPIC MUSIC ENDS*
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."

"Your friend needs to do more. He must staple his arm through a paper that says "LOL CAN'T TOUCH MY BITCOINS" .. and when I see this, you will possibly receive 0.0666 Bitcoins from ... well not from me, i would never admit to personally controlling any precise amounts of bitcoins because everyone knows that only TERRISTS use Bitcoins (because every Bitcoin transaction is an attack on America and American values)
-BladeMcCool"
Someone commented this

I'm doing it!

I will pay you, 2btc, if you record yourself watching "Riding the bus with my sister" staring Rossie Odonold.
I want the whole movie.

How much would you pay this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6etnDBV2gY?

I kindly ask that you do not upload the one that mentions my name. Very lulzy video though.


Since he supplied the videos, I have to pay him. I would rather be the sick bastard than a scammer. It would be worse of me not to pay him.

Sent (from exchange)

I dont even know. Im more interested on his reactions through the movie.

Pfffahahaha this movie man oh god it's so bad

Staples 2 this time its personal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUWlQiUdTss

This is we Todd did

I think the OP should change his BTC business from doing things like hurting himself for BTC to making funny videos (something that entertains people rather than getting yourself hurt.Personally I'd film a stunt that's done really well-or a hilarious outtake,then sell it,you'd get a lot more BTC for it without having to staple your body.That's why I'm working to make my films better so people will pay me more-as quality is important to people.)

Just saying.

sent to tosh.0

As long as he doesn't send the cyber police after me.  ::)

ITS OFFICIALLY IN THE "Hot Videos" opps caps lock

Who's that?

Google buddy, google.

Oh, well that guy is kind of retarded. Anyway I say ryland should do a backflip

man you are serious about getting coins or what lol  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUWlQiUdTss

I saw we try to get him featured as the Tosh.0 break down or redemption video. Tosh lives in Hersoma, Ryland says hes from Venture. Thats really close.

Screw hurting yourself.  I'll give you 0.5BTC to shave that mop off your dome.

Now that would be something really worth paying for, I could see a nice size pool payment for doing it.

Ill match hit .5

I'm sure.  I bet he could raise a ton of bitcoins if he were to pledge to donate it to Locks of Love (http://www.locksoflove.org/).

I will pledge 5btc if you do that.

I don't think he would want to do that but a shorter one will surely make Ryland look nicer indeed. I have a long hair too like this...

http://www.peinadoshombre.com/images/d/David-Beckham/David-Beckham-pelo-largo.jpg

I pledge 0.5 btc to have Ryland cut its hair by a decent amount that he feels comfortable with.

edit: 6.5 btc total pledge until now

He has to cut off at least 10 inches in order to donate it to Locks of Love (http://www.locksoflove.org/).

I'm liking this pool of money for cutting my hair. How much would I have to cut off, exactly? Would I have to look like a skinhead, or would short hair suffice? I'm not particularly attached to my hair. The only reason it's so long is because I don't like haircuts, so I might actually do this.

Edit: Plus, it takes forever to wash my hair. Now I'm actually getting excited thinking about how easy it will be without so much hair.

lol, then go on, we have pledged 6.5 so far and make sure you get it recorded  ;D

sell your hair for bitcoins, then we can calculate how long it would take to mine an inch of your hair, then replace the hash/seconds measurement with RylandsHair/Hour

you could also then tell what drugs are causing this insanity ;P

At least 10 inches and you actually have to donate it to Locks of Love (http://www.locksoflove.org).

Ok, will be doing this as soon as possible.

EDIT: Just checked the locks of love website, and my hair meets the requirements, so I'm definitely doing this.

Great news! Let us know when things are ready.

Remembered this thread just now. I don't expect any money since it took so long (Also, I didn't donate it,) but I cut my hair: http://filesmelt.com/dl/616110_10151938448760790_1001937911_o1.jpg

Didn't run nakid for bitinstant either did ya? boooo

Lol, no. Maybe someday. :)

pfft, your one of them big talkers eh......  Pierce your junk or forever be known as the one who said but never did.....

Hello, young Steve Jobs.

 nail your cock to a wooden table with a black and decker nailgun

everyone will donate a coin towards paying for a new table

^ lol.... staple bag to leg......

hey ryland, this addy still valid? this thread made me laugh enough to deserve a little donation... 1EtZ8kJokHY6ajWqDw9fXZU7F7yfmRaJeH

Thanks! You can send here: 1Jk5hdMQdwcEEC1fNHhnaxngqNV4FDNw5P

2 BTC in your wallet if you can complete the gallon challenge.


*Includes cost of milk*

get in contact with the Morphsuit Beggar and make it a team effort. Maybe you can get him to hurt you.

I could hammer down a gallon of water of koolaid in a really short amount of time.... Not milk though.. I would barf... :P

yes! That sounds like a perfect plan!

If OP isn't interested, I am. I'll do it within 20 minutes. I get to buy a $4.50 gallon of fresh milk at the creamery, though. Live Skype video when I get back from getting the milk, even. Can't do it at the creamery, though - it's nearly an hour away, and milk has a tendency to "get things moving." :o

Definitely reason to stay up for a few more hours!

Closed, now. Midnight, here. I don't believe I have anything planned for tomorrow, though.... Could have a charity drive, dump collections on BTC100 or something.

Don't you need to pay Mushroomized? I do believe you owe him some money.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=94734.20

lol

some threads are so  :D

lolz

How much does it take for you to hurt OTHER people

Do you realize how much of a necro bump this was?

Yeah, but ryland is back now so it's ok

This thread can't die...  :o

This thread isn't dying.

Nah its alive and well  ;)

HELLO  >:(

How much and how permanently would you hurt?
Is it still actual?

This thread is pretty old, but I guess no one is going to let it die, lol. I won't do anything that will definitely break bones, but I will do things that might break bones. I'd prefer that the pain comes from doing some stupid stunt, not just punching myself in the face or something. And, as you can see from the thread, I probably won't go through with stuff like the bitinstant thing.

@ Ryland

When you do said stupid stunts, will you be on a PCP fueled rage? Or in full consciousness?

Ok, so how much for get trampled by girl with some really high and thin high heels?
Would you do that?

I'm pretty sure he would do that for free, just cover the cost of the chains + hot wax

Lol, yeah, I'll do that for free if I can find a girl with high heels to trample me. Know any in Portland, Oregon?

i could suggest a website or two to find that kind of thing...

so do it

huh, if it is so easy, make it harder, ask her to stand into your eyes it would be extreme

www.eros.com for any US escort needs, from redheads to dominatrix.

...i can't believe i just did that.

Haha, I'm not hardcore enough for that.

If I sent you a non-lethal poison and a syringe, would you inject it?

It won't be fatal but I won't tell you the poison until once I watch you inject.

Willing to pay $2,000 in btc.

If you prove you have 2000 USD in bitcoin, by posting the address, signing a message with it that would be cool.

That sounds kind of dangerous if I don't know what the poison would do. How long would the effects last? I'd rather by my own syringe too, just in case.

Backflip from the top of a ramp at least 6' high while on fire (and no pansy fire either, i wanna see flames covering at least covering a couple feet of body length) and land on a skateboard will get you 1 btc from me. Pm me if you do it to get paid. Must be on video

If you ride it out and do a kick flip or better will include a bonus :)

Honestly, backflips scare the shit out of me. I could do all of that with a front flip instead maybe, but it's unlikely that I'd be able to ride that out, and there's pretty much no way I could execute any flip trick under those conditions. I'm more likely to inject myself with chandler22's mystery poison, because I don't like the idea of frontflips either. But next time I go by the skatepark I'll make sure to bring some lighter fluid with me just in case, haha.

I saw a thing on discovery channel about a guy who survived an elephant attack. It put him in it's mouth and bent him in half and his guts were all spilled out and stuff. All he did was take a picture of it. I don't think kicking one would be very fun, lol.

Flip of your choice and trick of your choice

7 pages later, the only thing that got hurt was our patience.

Maybe that was his plan all along :D

;_;

You've figured me out! I'm actually not really interested in hurting myself for pennies anymore. If you're still reading this thread expecting me to do stuff, it's probably not going to happen unless I get a really good offer. The poison thing would be good, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't real.

Some pharmaceutical company is probably paying you $5,000 to find a "volunteer" to let you do experimental research for them. :)

Ryland, would you hurt yourself for my love?

I would kill myself for your love! <3

Oh! A true Romantic! Its just like Twilight!

You've always had my love Ryland! <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o3ni6VsJcc
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