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Ok, so I'm giving away 1 BTC in prize money, here are the rules:

- go to http://www.bspend.com/ (if you want to read more about it: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=612649.0 http://www.bspend.com/about) and search for stuff, once you found something weird post the product link here, for example: http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-women-sex-toys-octopus-clitoral-vibrators-g-spot-climax-adult-sex-toys-anal-stimulation-p39517419
- each user can send at most one product link per day, if you spam with more links than one per day you will be ignored
- the competition is open for 10 days, so earlier you start, better your chances are (if you start now, you can send 10 links since 1 link can be sent per day)
- after 10 days I will select the 5 item links I consider weirdest/funniest and then I'll post a poll, there will be a 3 day vote, after which I will pay out the rewards, split like this: 1st prize 0.5 BTC, 2nd prize 0.25 BTC, 3rd prize 0.15 BTC, 4th prize 0.06 BTC, 5th prize 0.04 BTC

Good luck! ^^

PS - a quick tip, listings are always capped at 50 pages max, so there can be many more items in a category than you can see (there are millions of items in the database in total) if you just browse through it, so you need to search for something to get to it .. you can also use sorting by price or rating

Here's my daily submission!
http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-zanheadgear-neo-x-face-mask-with-removable-filter-and-neck-shield-solid-pink

Could you put the BTC in escrow?

I wouldn't be ruining the site reputation by not paying out the prize money, it is a big, long-term project.
However, I can put money in escrow if that will put people at ease.. I don't see some centralized bitcointalk escrow service, seems trusted members are used for escrow? Any suggestions?

Very interessenting challenge, here my post for today: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Rave-Sports-14-foot-Iceberg-Water-Inflatable

haha i noticed that by chance when testing the site myself before, and thought WTF IS THIS ^o^ tnx for the submission and have fun searching, u can post another one tomorrow :)

Awesome competition, I'll see if I can post every day.

Here's my first daily submission, I'd say "Educational Insights On A Stick" is about as weird as it gets: http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-educational-insights-puppets-on-a-stick-set-of-3

buahaha! that is weird ^o^ just about when i thought i've seen enought weird sht and couldn't be surprised any more :)

I found a good weird one:

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-soap-dispenser-nose-shaped-bathroom-gel-liquid

i found this

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-tegu-maddy-micro-orange

That

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-e-Acu-Pen-Electronic-Acupuncture-Tool (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-e-Acu-Pen-Electronic-Acupuncture-Tool)

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Birthday-Cake-with-Musical-Box-Plays-Happy-Birthday-song


"Safety: All Pets should be supervised when playing with any toys" :D

I wonder what a dog is thinking when biting into a poly-fiber filled fake birthday cake which starts playing a happy birthday song... :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Oral-Sex-Shell-Never-Forget-50-Positions-and-Techniques-That-Will-Make-Her-Orgasm-Like-She-Never-Has-Before-Paperback

"Oral Sex She'll Never Forget"

My weirdest submission

This one is pretty sick:

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-stool-cushions-angel-shit-on-april-fool-s-day-gifts-birthday-gifts-of-friends-funny-funny-plush-toy-p41868637

Seriously, who would buy something like that?

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-starmark-treat-dispensing-pickle-pocket-for-dogs

ahaha..good work guys, it's obvious that it will be very hard to find the best ones in the end ^o^

This contest cannot continue unless everyone is wearing this while participating.

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Skull-Mohawk-Wool-Hat-Nepal  (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Skull-Mohawk-Wool-Hat-Nepal)


The Skull Mohawk Wool Hat is a must have accessory for serious Bitcoin contest participants!!

Pretty good ad campaign, OP.  Awfully generous of you too.

Today's submission is for your BITCOIN BALLER T-SHIRT

http://www.bspend.com/products/ico6.com-pimp-bitcoin-baller-shirt

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Multipet-Looking-Whos-Talking-8-inch-Grim-Reaper-Plush-Pet-Dog-Toy (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Multipet-Looking-Whos-Talking-8-inch-Grim-Reaper-Plush-Pet-Dog-Toy)

This product is very weird

My todays post is: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You-Activity-Book-Paperback

This is pretty weird if you ask me O.o

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-128

https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/X5g15r9lQCiM4T5NMKGL/convert
freaks me out :o

that painting is trippy oO great finds guys, lets have even more weirdness in the 2nd day :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Kabella-Inspirational-Peace-Love-Harmony-Stones (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Kabella-Inspirational-Peace-Love-Harmony-Stones)

"Inspirational" stones with words on them... everyone needs those. :D

Here's my second submission! http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Pipedream-Classix-Waterproof-Rabbit-Pearl-Pink (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Pipedream-Classix-Waterproof-Rabbit-Pearl-Pink)
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Here's my second submission: http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-learning-to-play-with-a-lion-s-testicles-unexpected-gifts-from-the-animals-of-africa

Not even sure what it's about but the title wins it for me.

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Telephone-Wire-Bowl-South-Africa (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Telephone-Wire-Bowl-South-Africa)

Telephone wire bowl from South Africa


Support the Zulu!!

dude that website is full of weird shit! besides the things that made me looool and wtf!?!? a lot (like a freaking bidet for anal washing!) but were too strange to post here, I found this, which is really funny: http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-dog-hat-shit-pet-supplies

hahahahah! lmaoooo! poor dog... ever wondered for the best way to punish your dog when it ruins the diddle-niddle-doink with your wife? wonder no more!

rofl!! man, i don't even care any more if i don't get donations and lose money in the end with this project. just having people discover this shit was worth the time, money and effort :D :D :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-Nasty-Stink-Smelly-Fart-Bomb-Bag

The perfect gift for that special someone! :P

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Antique-Gold-Iron-Crown-Canopy-Pet-Bed

What?

Great contest!

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-costume-party-gag-props-show-props-on-april-fool-s-day-prank-funny-toys-laugh-blame-showing-ass-in-shorts-p41867492

perfect outfit for the next family reunion!

Here my is article for today: http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-forum-novelties-remote-control-fart-machine-no-2-funny-gag-gift-joke-prank

My daily submission;
Garfieldal Funny Flirty Soft Nude Cooking Apron

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-apron-cooking-funny-soft-nude

;D

Daily submission (:
http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-e-Acu-Pen-Electronic-Acupuncture-Tool (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-e-Acu-Pen-Electronic-Acupuncture-Tool)
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http://silkroad3og4b6bq.onion/categories/digital-goods/items

LOL DirecTV Premium Account + Lifetime Warranty on drug market lol

Edit: only saw now the restrictions so http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-horror-funny-toys-day-s-scary-spoof-startled-the-wooden-box-gift-ideas-shine-random-ghost-head-p41868224 lmao imagine that shit jumping out at you.

Anti Monkey Butt

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Anti-Monkey-Butt-6-ounce-Lady-Anti-Friction-Powder

 ;D

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Womens-Punk-Monkey-Beanie-Nepal - Third Daily Submission
The eyes...

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-genuine-colorful-the-caterpillars-and-creative-pillow-doll-plush-toy-queen-bed-doll-birthday-gift-p41871788


Caterpillar invasion - I don't want to know what they are doing so close together... :D

This is my second submission http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-490 (http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-490)
 It is a very weird painting, there is a pipe inside a foot, or i dont know what to make of it

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-creative-toilet-sound-card-speaker-portable-mini-laptop-mobile-flat-panel-speakers-mp3-play-p41841258

First try, I'm sure I'll find something better soon ;)

hahaha!! :D u love these nepalese hats don't u? ;)


i'd love to get between them ^^


i actually like that painting. anyone got 315BTC to spare ;)

Invest your money in shit

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-piggy-bank-shit-adorable-vinyl

still better than dogecoin

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-d21-pure-hand-made-men-s-jj-sets-to-prevent-dirty-jerk-off-special-p33143106
  :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-elephant-animal-imitation-leather-sex-u-convex-capsular-temptation-sexy-men-sexy-thong-underwear-boys-jj-p41575272

Every man has an elephant :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-TURD-HELMET-GREATEST-S-HITS

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-adult-male-masturbation-cups-for-male-penis-massage-ring-aircraft-less-anime-milf-woman-vagina-virgin-p41575669

this is the kind of bed you invite your girlfriend on

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Psychedelic-Animal-Microplush-3-piece-Comforter-Set (http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Psychedelic-Animal-Microplush-3-piece-Comforter-Set)

Here is my post for today: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Tarantula-Planet-Creepy-Crate

@bSpend: it would be great if you can put together all posted articles in the first post of topic to have a list, which are already taken by other user. what do you think?

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-entities-that-the-baby-princess-fork-leg-vibrating-male-masturbation-adult-sex-toys-p39525535

How to use this device?

Poor kitty... http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-PetSafe-Deluxe-Premium-Safe-and-Effective-In-ground-Cat-Fence-Kit

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitroad.co.uk-12129-wireless-wifi-inspection-camera-mobile-phone-support find that lost gerbil :P

yes, I'll do something like that. in the meantime, have fun posting! ^^

Gah, I forgot to post yesterday. Oh well, here is my fourth entry:

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-mask-halloween-masquerade-facial-vladimir-putin

That mouth kills me.

haha wtf..i'd never be able to tell it's putin :D then again i've never seen him smile, so he might look like that

I literally just searched "Putin" thinking everything there would be boring, but I was proven wrong.

You guys are so unimaginative ;)

Try this one: Cotton Blend Organic Seaweed Sheet Set
http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Seacell-Cotton-Blend-Organic-Seaweed-Sheet-Set

Putting seaweed in bedsheets, THIS is weird!

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/bmmg/books/P9780811863391.JPG

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Poo-Log-A-Record-Keeper-Notebook-blank-book

Great, it's what I always wanted: record and study my daily bowel movements.

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Christmas-Tutu    :-\

ahhhh that's just wrong!!!

Guess ya'll don't have kids then? lol

 ???

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-TURD-HELMET-GREATEST-S-HITS

I don't wanna play anymore.

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-379

Ever wanted to know what "Culturally Modified Trees" (CMT) are good for? :o

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-redneck-life-board-game
 ;D

ok been waiting hours to post this one a winner for sure :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Little-Penis-Santa-Clause-Finger-Puppet-Parody-Book-Hardcover

Ho, ho, ho! Little Penis Santa Claus is coming… to town, of course! Little Penis is back in action in a new heartwarming classic ;D ;D ;D

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-vibrating-tube

Vibrating tube for everyone. Multiple use.

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-elephant-animal-imitation-leather-sex-u-convex-capsular-temptation-sexy-men-sexy-thong-underwear-boys-jj-p41575272

this men underwear....think I had enough internet for today....

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-sm-lengthen-double-stuffed-mouth-harness-ball-gag-sex-toys-large-men-and-women-of-master-and-slave-p41689568

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-klein-11045-wire-stripper-cutter-yellow
..just because

I can't understand the title lol , maybe this one. :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-adult-authentic-baile-sexy-shake-milk-clamp-tease-breasts-breasts-my-daughter-masturbating-p40651933

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-The-Scoop-on-Poop-Lifting-the-Lid-on-the-Science-of-Poo-and-Pee-Paperback

Shittiest cover ever.

Sorry, I've posted that underwear first.

Not really weird, but rather interesting:

http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO

Would be quite fun for a slip-n-slide, no?

I think you can only share bspend products.

Ah, I see. I misread the post. I thought he was looking for more products to add to his site. Personally, I vote that he adds the 55 gallon drum of lube just so I'm in the competition. Ah well :)

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-individual-skull-monster-hairpin-white-p41831831 (http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-individual-skull-monster-hairpin-white-p41831831)

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/4418487//bmmg/books/Kama-Pootra-52-Mind-Blowing-Ways-to-Poop-Hardcover-P9781402237140.JPG
http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/kama-pootra-poop-book-5.jpg

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Kama-Pootra-52-Mind-Blowing-Ways-to-Poop-Hardcover

My fifth entry: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Little-Penis-Book-Board-book

I don't even know who thought that was a good idea

Kids and a dog :

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-ps-sponge-dress-fall-winter-autumn-teddy-dog-clothes-pet-clothes-dog-coat-skirts-princess-dresses-skirts-p41875807

 ;D




sorry - i was first  :P

i'm starting to think whether this competition was a good idea :(

of course it was! :D


correct. bspend covers all the important btc markets anyway. and stuff from amazon can't even be bought with btc.

i'll make a list in a bit of all the links posted so far and by whom, so it will be easier to check before posting if something was posted before. we had some duplicates, in that case only the first post counts.

I have PMed you regarding escrow service - I do occasional escrow service for free or for a tip :)

Also, my daily submission: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Antique-Gold-Iron-Crown-Canopy-Pet-Bed
For are you pet lovers.. xD

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Zombie-Survival-Kit

http://p.lefux.com/61/20130823/X00010XTYL/in-ass-reality-tv-beauty-yin-molded-adult-sex-toys-p30595463-9524832-Gallay.jpg

wtf  ??? ???

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-male-masturbation-doll-collector-male-aircraft-cups-virgin-ass-reality-tv-beauty-yin-molded-adult-sex-toys-p30595463

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-men-s-adult-sex-toys-masturbation-real-yin-hips-cup-molded-3d-erotic-aircraft-virgin-inflatable-doll-p39518418
http://p.lefux.com/61/20131109/X0001AJRMZ/p-molded-3d-erotic-aircraft-virgin-inflatable-doll-p39518418-10183600-Gallay.jpg

My today's entry:

Bidet for washing ass ;D

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-bidet-washing-ass-enema-apparatus-irrigator-gay-anal-daisy-private-washing-nozzle-sm-sex-p39097890

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-japan-refa-facial-stick-kakusany-massage-japan-beauty-great-massage-face-beauty-equipment-p41317928

A weird face massager.

This is one weird thing

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-196 (http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-196)

Sixth entry: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Pin-the-Mr.-on-the-Man-Poster

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Childrens-Wildkin-Serious-Backpack-Big-Dot-Red-White
my 2nd entry,  :D

Dog. In a poo-shaped hat.  :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-dog-hat-shit-pet-supplies

http://p.lefux.com/61/20110819/A3058000CJ/dog-hat-shit-pet-supplies-2128339-Gallay.jpg

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-funny-halloween-toy-supplies-penis-and-button-design-shorts-p31924809

Complete with pubic hair :D

damn, is that penis jewish

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-penis-enlargement-convex-receptacle-u-sexy-and-trendy-men-s-underwear-yin-ying-the-gun-full-milk-silk-briefs-men-s-underwear-sexy-underwears-sexy-and-charming-p40520677

convex receptacle??

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-liang-share-fennel-bottom-cream-138m-high-absorption-whitening-cream-firming-cream-relaxation-ass-p34894495 ;D Firming Cream relaxation Ass

Here my post for today: http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Tarantula-Planet-Creepy-Crate

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-japan-imported-adult-male-vibrator-playing-half-solid-inflatable-doll-silicone-with-human-voice-mail-p35910810 (http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-japan-imported-adult-male-vibrator-playing-half-solid-inflatable-doll-silicone-with-human-voice-mail-p35910810)

It includes voice mail  ??? "please speak after the beep"  :D :D

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-dogs-cap-japan-pet-supplies-angel

Poor dog  ;D

2nd entry:
http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-husqvarna-1827exlt-27-inch-414cc-snowking-gas-powered-two-stage-snow-thrower-with-electric-start-power-steering-trac-hydro-drive
http://www.bitcoinshop.us/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/3/1392051WyPrzlqML.jpg

damn, that's a beast :D

btw, i think i found a better sex products than u guys :P http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-california-exotic-novelties-the-original-accommodator-latex-dong-black
obviously i'm not competing :D

hey bspend, i posted one of those be4 ;) check my first entry :D

i found u posted this one http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-sm-lengthen-double-stuffed-mouth-harness-ball-gag-sex-toys-large-men-and-women-of-master-and-slave-p41689568 and then that snow machine. so i can c 2 submissions from u in total, correct me if i'm wrong

Hard to find a new one (aside from sex products ;) ) but this is really WTF (I mean who creates stuff like this?)

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-84-inch-Wide-Inflatable-Santa-Fishing-Tuna-Lawn-Ornament

How about your very own pair of mammoth tusks! Only $177,000 + shipping ;)

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-325

Awesome competition! Sex products section is hilarious but there have been many posts already, so here is an opportunity for space travel.

https://i.imgur.com/JuIIjDM.jpg

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-421

yes but it is used for the same ^^ i dont think the long end is meant to get into the throat xD

Who puts leather on a trash bin

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Chocolate-Brown-Leatherette-Wastebasket-with-Tin-Liner

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-the-g-spot-condoms-p41893284

We've been selling a fair few drones

http://coinsfortech.com/product-category/gadgets/drones/

And here comes the post for today: http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-creepy-ghost-skull-steal-money-coin-box-piggy-bank-halloween

@bSpend: When exactly is the challenge ending (last post possible)? In your first post on May 19, 2014, 11:30:05 AM (server timezone) you wrote 10 days...

i agree, there've been a lot of sex products, so good to see some other stuff as well..good finds guys ^^


bspend aggregates ur site as well ^^ ie http://www.bspend.com/products/coinsfortech.com-dji-phantom-2-quadcopter-drone-with-phantom-2-gimbal-and-transmitter :)
btw, we're thinking of partnering with some btc markets for the bspend v2.0. so we would have some privileged sort for those that are our partners (ur relevant products would come at the top). if user buys something at ur shop by referral, we would get a small fee. just to let u know..


i don't think i want to know how it's used :D


so tomorrow is the last day to post new entries. then i'll make a 3 day poll, after that the prize money will be sent :)

Yum, http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Augason-Farms-Freeze-Dried-Chicken-Breast-Chunks-Pack-of-3

Daryl from The Walking Dead

http://www.bitcoinshop.us/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/5/6/5622251OV7t0gu8L.jpg

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-funko-walking-dead-daryl-plush

Following from the Putin mask I posted: http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-mask-barack-obama-full-face-ball-halloween-masquerade

You probably shouldn't make it a vote, it can be abused like that. Just choose the ones you think are weirdest/funniest.

"Now you can have jizz in a bottle, whenever, wherever you need it."
http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-master-series-jizz-water-based-lube-semen-scented-8-5-ounce

'nuff said :D

I could do it like that as well. I thought it'd be fairer if everyone participated, so that I'm not rigging 1st prize to my friend or something. But yea, if others think that it's better if I select the 5 prizes straight away, sure

I'm sure it's not as good to the skin as the real thing :P

But the real question is: can it be swallowed, like the real thing?  ;D

Yeah, less chance of cheating.

Maybe use this, https://vote.heliosvoting.org/ (https://vote.heliosvoting.org/)
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I disagree. I think voting would be best. Although voting can be altered, it gives the least amount of bias and would ultimately give better results than one person picking the top 5 IMO.

My submission for today  ;D

http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Is-Your-Cat-Gay-Hardcover

https://i.imgur.com/k6eGbcb.jpg

should we have a poll on whether to have a poll? ;)

If you'd like. Ultimately it's your decision, but I'd prefer a poll.

Hold on a minute while I create 10 accounts so I can vote "no." ;D

Bias from prize presenter is better than fake votes.

You have to be a Jr. member to vote in polls...

King Ding Dong :D
http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-king-ding-dong-machine-cat-cat-money-box-piggy-bank-yodel-a-dream-piggy-tinker-creative-gifts-p41460204

Ok, hold on while I PM 10 users I know to vote in my favour...

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-limited-edition-creative-funny-april-fools-day-spoofs-for-toys-for-my-birthday-doll-cute-toilet-duck

Funny toy.

Bacon lollipops!!!

http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-melville-candy-company-asst-bacon-lollipops-24-count-pack-of-24

voting can be manipulated indeed but i dont give a what, was fun enough to browse through all that weird stuff already.
my 3rd entry is this ugly piece of fish: http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-aquatic-animals-ugly-fish-gifts
http://p.lefux.com/61/20110919/A3074000BH/aquatic-animals-ugly-fish-gifts-4104067-Gallay.jpg
once the contest is done i will share some funny product names that i couldnt include :D

The thing is, that can happen anywhere on the internet and isn't limited to Bitcointalk.

Hahhahahhahaahahaahaa


http://p.lefux.com/61/20140103/X0001AREXI/r-sexy-men-sexy-thong-underwear-boys-t-pants-adult-p41574966-10574340-Gallay.jpg


http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-elephant-leather-sex-u-convex-capsular-sexy-men-sexy-thong-underwear-boys-t-pants-adult-p41574966

haha we are having an exciting final lap, funny stuff coming in. good posts guys! :) it seems most people are against the poll, so i'll probably just choose the 5 five in the order i think is best, though it's gonna be REALLY hard. i already feel bad that some submissions will be left out, there were many very good ones


that fish is one ugly mofo .. if i ever see a girl with that handbag i'll ask her to marry me, she obv doesn't give a fck about anything :D

Man you can find ANYTHING on this site :p

http://p.lefux.com/61/20130927/X0001ADRAB/masks-scary-halloween-mask-mask-mask-out-of-print-p35785386-9838713-Gallay.jpg

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-parasitic-alien-mask-full-head-masks-horror-masks-scary-halloween-mask-mask-mask-out-of-print-p35785386

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-simulation-ball-boob-breast-rubber

Here is My First Post  ;D

Why? WHY?!

That has to be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. The only thing that would make it worse if it were like Pinnochio's head and that was his nose...

Here comes the final post: http://www.bspend.com/products/asos.com-iid-3983402

@bSpend: I would prefer if you pick the winners without a poll. After all you will provide the prizes therefore your rules ;)

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-stud-earrings-loop-hook-allergy-free-titanium-steel

Unique earrings.

http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-mask-halloween-masquerade-facial-ball-bin-laden

Here's my final entry. The masks are usually the thing I find the weirdest, so I thought I'd end on a good one. I present to you: Osama Bin Laden in mask form.

Ok, the contest is closed! I'll go through the submissions now and pick the 5 I find best

Awesome! Good luck everyone.

Ok, after some time I came up with 6 submission that are getting the prizes. It was EXTREMELY hard to choose, they are many very good ones and really closely matched (I looked at originality etc). Because of that I decided to give out 6 prizes instead of 5 and slightly modify the prize distribution (the total prize fund is still 1BTC). 1st prize 0.4 BTC, 2nd prize 0.2 BTC, 3rd prize 0.15 BTC, 4th prize 0.1 BTC, 5th prize 0.08 BTC, 6th prize 0.07.
I put bit more money towards the last prizes because I thought it unfair that the first prize is more than 10x the 5th one, though they are all really good. Those that won the prizes, please post ur BTC addresses here.

1) TheUntitled http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-learning-to-play-with-a-lion-s-testicles-unexpected-gifts-from-the-animals-of-africa
http://www.bitcoinshop.us/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/5/35242517jwhGDD4L.jpg
2) BiNZGi http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Rave-Sports-14-foot-Iceberg-Water-Inflatable
http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/77/226/P13793973.jpg
3) ttram http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-dog-hat-shit-pet-supplies
http://p.lefux.com/61/20110819/A3058000CJ/dog-hat-shit-pet-supplies-2128339-Gallay.jpg
4) Cryptocure http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-325
https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/jt4KxnnXRum4VVj47DLv/convert
5) crystalsum http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-d21-pure-hand-made-men-s-jj-sets-to-prevent-dirty-jerk-off-special-p33143106
http://p.lefux.com/61/20130911/X0001ABFVT/de-men-s-jj-sets-to-prevent-dirty-jerk-off-special-p33143106-9706527-Gallay.jpg
6) Zakryze http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-husqvarna-1827exlt-27-inch-414cc-snowking-gas-powered-two-stage-snow-thrower-with-electric-start-power-steering-trac-hydro-drive
http://www.bitcoinshop.us/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/265x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/3/1392051WyPrzlqML.jpg

Honorable mention..these were considered but unfortunately I couldn't select that many :( Excellent submissions, and I'm sure some will think they are better than some I selected for the rewards, but that's ultimately subjective and I did my best

IIOII http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-genuine-colorful-the-caterpillars-and-creative-pillow-doll-plush-toy-queen-bed-doll-birthday-gift-p41871788
bitsmichel http://www.bspend.com/products/bitpremier.com-view-490
pr0d1gy http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-PetSafe-Deluxe-Premium-Safe-and-Effective-In-ground-Cat-Fence-Kit
LawdbbyJesus http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-redneck-life-board-game
f3tus http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Kama-Pootra-52-Mind-Blowing-Ways-to-Poop-Hardcover
schnötzel http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-84-inch-Wide-Inflatable-Santa-Fishing-Tuna-Lawn-Ornament
uncaer9 http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-limited-edition-creative-funny-april-fools-day-spoofs-for-toys-for-my-birthday-doll-cute-toilet-duck
Zakryze http://www.bspend.com/products/dinodirect.com-aquatic-animals-ugly-fish-gifts

I hope you guys had a good time and that if you'll need something you'll come to Bspend and recommend it to ur friends and family ^^

Address: 18T9DP2kz2yGGAfmbRCtifmHYTha6enNxR

Thanks bSpend! Congratulations to the other winners :)

Congrats everyone!
Posted from Bitcointa.lk - #WtJz60BWC6MTXS2P

0.1 BTC sent, Transaction ID: 76eb51532452d24b5dd1f0767c92ec6989e617ab58008fbedf01cf9e3e886673

Wow, can't believe I won! Thank you, here's an address to send the winnings to:

1KN4kq9BBEEY6z2VLnDngvHux8MiGH51aM

0.4 BTC sent, Transaction ID: 5ec167e9ba3f7bf50bfcf21d26d600eb95316530829f86cb7dcd7e12119b427e

Hahaha guessing from the selections the company were looking to downplay the sexy stuff.  ;)

Well played everyone!

Just confirming that I recieved it. Thanks again!

look at prize no5 ;) i wasn't downplaying it, just thought it was a bit too easy to find something there, so i valued originality too ^^

 :D Hadn't read the description for that one - best secret santa ever!

Congrats to all winners!

=) awesome!! congrats to anyone who won. this thread has been so much fun to read and the idea was a sparkle in my leisure time the past days :)
when i get back to my normal computer set up i can add some more weird links with weird translations that i lold at :D
1P4dCzEQqhzMnJz44eapHR5FGAEVSVvkQN this is my btc address :)
1st place is well deserved imo!

sure, keep posting good stuff ^^ here is ur prize, 0.07 BTC sent, Transaction ID: ca184ea7ae2a334707e090cf7156ec950852ad070b4159b15b078b5520ebe4ef

1H5LEyd6yS7wsBpSGvmYZvxxwfrwb3k2L9

Thanks you very much. Much deserved first place wierdiest book title ever lol. Congrats all. Thanks again  :)

I thought you would have at least won the poll  ;)

:) 0.08 BTC sent, Transaction ID: 7e5968cfe3245ad90129b199b409e1b15c6f2ddb3c02cf58e566466901f7ff81

seems 2 more contestants are not interested in claiming their prizes, if they don't appear soon i guess i'll have to spend that money on something more important .. like a whole kit of "prevent-dirty-jirk-off silky socks"

btw i think we should do crowdfunding for those mammoth tusks and put it in bitcointalk hall of fame lol :D

Give it to  crystal she's got a dark sense of humour I think when you said poll she posted her entry lol

:D btw guys, i'll be at http://cebexpo.net/ this weekend so if any of u r coming as well, come and say hi .. we'll have a stand etc ^^

I can't believe I won something ;), here is my address: 16UJLFLyfC3pwrPQmxKsGcd342w8antS54

Congratulations to the other winners and thanks very much bSpend for your challenge, hope to see one of those again...

:) 0.2 BTC sent, Transaction ID: 74c7ee31870d424008c4c8a45f8c8a86a85e7e8ac017aef63b17f4b9e3e9a092

Thank you bspend !  :)

It worked, thank you very much and have a nice day!

btw I can't believe no one found this :D http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Star-Legacy-Pet-Memorial-Diamond-2.0-CT-Radiant-Cut-Fancy-Yellow-Diamond

I actually found it but didn't think it was weird enough ;)

heres some of the stuff i also considered posting, but i thought we had enough poop stuff so i didnt:
http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-The-Diaper-Diaries-The-Real-Poop-on-A-New-Moms-First-Year-Paperback
http://www.bspend.com/products/bitcoinshop.us-csb-toilet-bowl-dog-and-cat-fountain
also this
http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-How-to-Scare-the-Pants-Off-Your-Pets-CD-Audio
and
http://www.bspend.com/products/overstock.com-Cat-Yoga-Postcards-Postcard-book-or-pack :D

I thought there was going to be a poll voting for choosing the winners?

most ppl didn't want a poll so that's why.. check the earlier posts

Thank you for the chance i spent A LOT of time digging through your site and got a few laughs out the deal...also this thing http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products/77/226/P13793973.jpg is very common where i am from is it not for yall??? I kinda wish we had went with a poll :(

Don't worry guys, soon there'll be more opportunity to earn BTC, and long term as well. We will be launching a referral program, so if you refer any of ur friends to bspend and they buy something at a market that has a referral program with us, you will be getting a percentage of the purchase (probably about a few %)

WOW third place! thanks a lot! I wouldn't expect to win OMG! I usually have such bad luck, and now I won this! thanks a lot, you're awesome bspend!

here's my address:12aw61enpDPJu1Fp6ASsJ781iL1VLs8qkS

I thought you forgot about ur prize ;) 0.15 BTC sent d5b241ae7cb118998c5fb9d014ec0d3f64302aed7ed1ac28c3338639979b4c3a

btw guys, we just launched a beta referral program, check it out here https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=639640.0

nail cutter

The competition has finished quite some time ago!