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Title: Vermin Supreme: Last chance for the US? Post by: neptop on March 01, 2012, 09:15:09 PM From Wikipedia:
Quote Vermin Love Supreme (born June 1961) is an American performance artist, anarchist and activist who is known for running as a satirical candidate in various local, state, and national elections in the United States. Supreme is known for wearing a boot as a hat and carrying a large toothbrush. He claims that if elected President of the United States, he will pass a law requiring people to brush their teeth. He also campaigned in 2012 on a platform of zombie apocalypse awareness and time travel research, and he promises a free pony for every American. An interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao I think this guy is pretty much the last chance for the US, before China takes over. Title: Re: Vermin Supreme: Last chance for the US? Post by: Jon on March 01, 2012, 09:54:38 PM I think giving every US citizen a pony is the more effective than the welfare system we have today. Foodstamps, medicare, etc? 90% waste, 10% efficiency.
The pony program? Money goes to the farms, ponies come out. Poop comes out of the ponies, poop goes into local community farms and food comes out. I can't complain. It's one of the most efficient welfare programs I've seen. Title: Re: Vermin Supreme: Last chance for the US? Post by: notme on March 01, 2012, 09:56:06 PM I think giving every US citizen a pony is the more effective than the welfare system we have today. Foodstamps, medicare, etc? 90% waste, 10% efficiency. The pony program? Money goes to the farms, ponies come out. Poop comes out of the ponies, poop goes into local community farms and food comes out. I can't complain. It's one of the most efficient welfare programs I've seen. You obviously missed the part about it being a mandatory identification pony. Want to board the airplane.... too bad, you forgot your pony. Title: Re: Vermin Supreme: Last chance for the US? Post by: Jon on March 01, 2012, 10:01:55 PM I think giving every US citizen a pony is the more effective than the welfare system we have today. Foodstamps, medicare, etc? 90% waste, 10% efficiency. The pony program? Money goes to the farms, ponies come out. Poop comes out of the ponies, poop goes into local community farms and food comes out. I can't complain. It's one of the most efficient welfare programs I've seen. You obviously missed the part about it being a mandatory identification pony. Want to board the airplane.... too bad, you forgot your pony. Well, fuck. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/131/786/tumblr_ljkeuyjp1a1qafrh6.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mPA6QPrqvI) |
