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Title: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Jon on March 10, 2012, 06:21:42 AM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Jon on March 10, 2012, 07:04:21 AM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 07:16:06 AM http://logs.omegle.com/9e9a1
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: John (John K.) on March 10, 2012, 07:20:48 AM http://logs.omegle.com/89c0ed
Inspiration - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asl Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 07:24:42 AM http://logs.omegle.com/89c0ed Inspiration - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asl If he wrote BSL, you could safely assume it was James Cameron. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 10, 2012, 07:24:53 AM http://logs.omegle.com/9e77c
http://l.omegle.com/9e77c.png Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 07:26:05 AM Isn't there a thread already like this one? https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=68079.0
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: John (John K.) on March 10, 2012, 07:31:28 AM http://logs.omegle.com/89c0ed Inspiration - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asl If he wrote BSL, you could safely assume it was James Cameron. Next source of inspiration : http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats/ Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Jon on March 10, 2012, 07:43:47 AM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: John (John K.) on March 10, 2012, 07:48:24 AM So far I keep getting the 'asl' stuff. Boss, try one longer like one of those @ http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats/ , it'll be really hilarious. I'm yet to do one like that ;D
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Jon on March 10, 2012, 07:51:02 AM So far I keep getting the 'asl' stuff. Boss, try one longer like one of those @ http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats/ , it'll be really hilarious. I'm yet to do one like that ;D I am trying. I keep getting smart-alecs like this guy though. http://l.omegle.com/84cab9.png Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: John (John K.) on March 10, 2012, 07:56:08 AM Boss, you met your match on that one ;D .
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 08:10:42 AM I'm trying to get two strangers to discuss this question: What would you buy with Bitcoin?
Let's all try and see who get's the best conversation going. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 08:13:49 AM You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: What would you buy with Bitcoin? Stranger 2: I hear Silkroad won't be up much longer Stranger 2: Tor is completely shutting down Stranger 2: Hidden Wiki is gone. Stranger 2: :) Stranger 1: I wouldn't or would have done that. Stranger 2: What? Stranger 1: You know... Stranger 2: No I don't. Stranger 1: ...bulshitted my way around a question. Stranger 2 has disconnected Enter a question: I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough. or switch to text Was this conversation great? Save the log: Get a link Select all Or post log to: Facebook Tumblr Twitter reddit Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 08:15:32 AM Damn you Boss! I could get hooked on this site and it'll be your fault.
Next, I going to get two strangers to discuss this: Goatse or Rassah's Coffee Table? ;D Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 08:18:33 AM You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: Goatse or Rassah's Coffee Table? Stranger 1: 96 Stranger 2: RASSAH Stranger 2: RASSAH HABOLA DA DOUI HALA Stranger 1: ABDUL ABDULA Stranger 1: tunak tunak Stranger 1: tun Stranger 1: da da da Stranger 2: RETIYO LEFRO YUO TANGAY Stranger 1: tunak tunak tun da da da Stranger 2 has disconnected Enter a question: I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough. or switch to text Was this conversation great? Save the log: Get a link Select all Or post log to: Facebook Tumblr Twitter reddit Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Exonumia on March 10, 2012, 08:28:13 AM http://logs.omegle.com/083ae You are correct me Gage... very addictive. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 08:36:32 AM http://logs.omegle.com/083ae You are correct me Gage... very addictive. What are the chances that I found two BitcoinTalk users when I asked the question, "What would buy with 10,000 bitcoins?"? http://logs.omegle.com/5bc55f Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 08:39:14 AM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 09:41:20 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl You: male You: Texas Stranger: age? You: 18 Stranger: 19 f cali You: Bitcoin? Stranger: huh? You: I'm in Texas. Stranger: cool You: Ever use a Woolong Device? Stranger: no, what is it? You: You have to Google it. To long to explain. You: It's not dirty. You: Come to think of it, it could be, but not meant to be used for that. Stranger: oh You: Do you goatse? Stranger: whats that You: Google it! You: look at the images You: I'm in the first or second row You: on the third page is me and my dog, Hally You: You still there? Stranger: yea Stranger: i cant say that ive really done that You: Great! Thought I was going to have to do this myself like yesterday. Stranger: do what? You: Don't worry! I made up that goatse story. Stranger: ok You: Use the woolong device. You: I'll start. You: Chime in when you get the feel for it. Stranger: show me what the woolong device is You: That would be too easy. It has to be experienced. Stranger: ok You: Here I go. You: Brrgghhhhhhhh! Lamom. Lamom. ahh! You: now it's your turn. go slow on your first try Stranger: idk what im supposed to do You: DONT STOP NOW, I'M ALMOST THERE!!! Stranger: this is really weird You: You think this is weird, you should see my cat now. Stranger: ok Stranger: you're odd You: Auctually, I'm not. Just having a little fun with this new site I found today. You: My first time on Omegle. Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected. Was this conversation great? Save the log: Get a link Select all Or post log to: Facebook Tumblr Twitter reddit Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: John (John K.) on March 10, 2012, 10:22:59 AM Try random stuff, its addicting ;D
http://logs.omegle.com/10b9a3 http://logs.omegle.com/a71a7 http://logs.omegle.com/1a78ca http://logs.omegle.com/b6a5e6 Train trolling skills ftw: http://logs.omegle.com/bd615f Only conversation I found : You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: ASL? - Just talk! Stranger 1: sup? Stranger 2: ok Stranger 2: nm Stranger 2: u Stranger 2: im 22 asia female Stranger 1: orly? Stranger 2: just to answer his question Stranger 2: oh yea Stranger 2: how bout u Stranger 1: i'm 19, american male Stranger 2: :) Stranger 2: ok Stranger 1: so.... Stranger 2: soo Stranger 2: Lets stop Joseph Kony? Stranger 1: yea, fuck that guy Stranger 2: haha the biggest dick Stranger 2: to walk this earth Stranger 2: but anyways Stranger 2: I m in my forever alone mood Stranger 2: I want to get my ex back but just not sure how Stranger 1: why'd you two break it off? Stranger 2: ah Stranger 2: I said something really stupid Stranger 2: that offended him Stranger 2: and I didnt even mean it Stranger 2: 3 months later Stranger 2: I wrote to him Stranger 2: saying Stranger 2: how much I regret Stranger 2: it Stranger 2: and Stranger 1: what did you say? Stranger 2: asked for forgivness Stranger 2: well Stranger 2: I said that when we first started to seriously hang out Stranger 2: that Stranger 2: I m decidding Stranger 2: deciding Stranger 2: between him and other guy (which was true) Stranger 2: he was all sad but said Stranger 2: that its ok, that I should chose Stranger 2: the other guy Stranger 2: and for some damn stupid reason Stranger 2: I told Stranger 2: that its actually not true Stranger 2: and that there is no other guy Stranger 2: and my ex got sooo mad (which of course is understandble) Stranger 2: and said Stranger 2: that he never wants to speak wtih me again Stranger 2: well like 3 months later Stranger 2: I told him Stranger 2: how much I regret Stranger 2: and he said Stranger 2: he forgives me Stranger 2: but Stranger 2: doesnt want come back Stranger 1: he sounds kinda insecure Stranger 2: you think so? Stranger 2: like he is a really great guy Stranger 2: but u know Stranger 2: for some reason Stranger 2: he didnt really want me... Stranger 2: like Stranger 2: I tried to seduce him via skype Stranger 2: and he disconnected Stranger 2: and said Stranger 2: he didnt want to do it Stranger 2: although he said Stranger 2: I m beautiful Stranger 2: and sexy Stranger 1: hmm Stranger 2: and then Stranger 2: recently Stranger 2: I had a dream Stranger 2: where he proposed to me Stranger 2: and his sister was there Stranger 2: I dont know Stranger 2: it felt so real Stranger 2: although I understand Stranger 2: its just a dream Stranger 2: but Stranger 2: I cant keep him out of my head Stranger 1: maybe you should try and do somthing spontanious and romantic, but in person, not on skype Stranger 2: well he is in US and I m in Russia Stranger 1: and if he dosen't take you back, then forget him. he dosen't know what a good thing he had Stranger 2: we met on facebook Stranger 1: ooohhhhhh Stranger 2: yea Stranger 1: long distance relationships are almost always doomed, you know... Stranger 2: but I will come to US this summer Stranger 2: idk Stranger 1: are all the boys in russia taken or somthing? lol Stranger 2: haha Stranger 2: not sure Stranger 2: I guess I m ugly Stranger 2: to my country's Stranger 2: standards Stranger 2: and to be honest Stranger 2: I dont like Russian guys Stranger 1: beauty is in the eye of the beholder:P Stranger 2: true Stranger 2: but here I am ugly as fuck Stranger 2: trust me Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: although I have 34DDD and beyonces ass Stranger 1: damn! Stranger 2: my biggest tragedy Stranger 2: I guess being Asian in Russia is not the best thing either Stranger 2: despite the fact that Russia colonized us Stranger 2: 350 years ago Stranger 2: our people basically like Mongols who live in Russia Stranger 2: but Stranger 2: Russia took our land Stranger 2: so Stranger 1: there's bound to be somebody in russia who you could find love with..... it's a big country you know Stranger 2: it is Stranger 2: but I m losing all hope Stranger 1: but if it makes you feel any better, i've had even less luck than you Stranger 2: aww Stranger 1: lol i'm not exactly the most outgoing kind of guy, so i've never even been in a relationship. it dosen't bother me tho Stranger 2: i see Stranger 1: why worry about what you can't change? all things will happen as they should Stranger 2: I know Stranger 2: I m just tired Stranger 2: of being alone Stranger 2: and u know whats worse? Stranger 2: is being fucking horny 24/7 and no one to turn to Stranger 2: i know its bad but its truth Stranger 1: oh comon, you're a girl.... that shouldn't be hard to solve lol Stranger 2: actually Stranger 2: it is Stranger 2: i mean Stranger 2: I cant just rape randome guys Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: or can i ? Stranger 1: you could just start going out to partys and clubs and flirting, you know Stranger 2: i know Stranger 2: but i hate Stranger 2: hate Stranger 2: hate Stranger 2: parties Stranger 2: I always feel stupid Stranger 2: there Stranger 2: ah Stranger 2: let me no complain no more Stranger 2: but I really want my guy back Stranger 2: :( Stranger 1: i don't mind it haha Stranger 2: I just wrote to him Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: just saying Stranger 2: that I truly miss him Stranger 2: i dont know Stranger 1: how did you two meet in the first place? Stranger 2: i left a first comment on Mark Zuckerberg's page Stranger 1: i mean, i know it was online, but where? Stranger 2: and Stranger 2: there were like Stranger 2: 7,000+ people Stranger 2: who liked my comment Stranger 2: and tons of people Stranger 2: suddently Stranger 2: wanting to Stranger 2: "Add" Stranger 2: in friends Stranger 2: so I add a few Stranger 2: and he was one of them Stranger 2: so we started chatting Stranger 2: flurting Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: and skyping Stranger 2: he really liked me Stranger 2: and I liked him too Stranger 1: facebook..... Stranger 1: that's usiually not the best way to start a relationship Stranger 2: :( Stranger 2: i know Stranger 2: oh i guess Stranger 2: i should just let it go Stranger 1: if he's not going to get over it, then he's not worth your time. Stranger 2: hmm true Stranger 2: true Stranger 1: why not try a dating site? Stranger 2: haha Stranger 2: noo Stranger 2: im passed that stage Stranger 2: cuz Stranger 2: 2 years ago Stranger 2: I met my first bf Stranger 2: on those sites Stranger 2: it was good but most parts bad Stranger 2: lol Stranger 2: i dont want to talk about it Stranger 2: lol Stranger 1: that dosen't mean the next one won't be better :) Stranger 2: true Stranger 1: you should probably shoot for somebody more local too. i think you'd be suprised how many people are all around you that you might like Stranger 2: haha Stranger 2: true Stranger 2: but I travel all the time Stranger 2: will be hard Stranger 2: well Stranger 2: thank you so much Stranger 2: for awesome Stranger 2: conversation Stranger 2: i m gonna go Stranger 2: and smoke my pipe Stranger 1: no problem, lol Stranger 1: smoke some kush and feel better :) Stranger 2: i know lol Stranger 2: peace Stranger 1 has disconnected Enter a question: I want Omegle to reuse this question if it's good enough. or switch to text or video Was this conversation great? Save the log: Get a link Select all Or post log to: Facebook Tumblr Twitter reddit Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Kettenmonster on March 10, 2012, 11:42:08 AM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 10, 2012, 03:58:38 PM http://logs.omegle.com/083ae You are correct me Gage... very addictive. What are the chances that I found two BitcoinTalk users when I asked the question, "What would buy with 10,000 bitcoins?"? http://logs.omegle.com/5bc55f Wow Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 10, 2012, 05:06:19 PM It was once said that Bitcoin is the most dangerous thing on the internet (or something like that). Correct me if I wrong, but this sites beats everything hands down. I haven't tried Googling "the dangers of Omegle" but I'm willing to bet there's a slew of info out there. I would be taken aback if there wasn't any.
Example: Somebody pulls pranks on Omegle and gives out his friend's home address at every opportunity. Eventually, a stranger will call, and the outcome may not be desirable. On the other side of the good coin, it's excellent for spamming or for honest promoting. Example: <in ask question to two strangers mode to spark conversation> Have you visited bitcoin.org lately? Or: Have you seen Da Bitcoin Guy? Or: Google Rassah's Coffee Table and discuss. I picture the likes of RandyFolds (avatar) sitting at his computer for hours bringing awareness to Bitcoin via Omegle. This site has all the makings of being turned into a reality show. First you get two strangers to discuss some mundane topic, and if their discussion is good enough, both will be flown to NYC and meet in person. But to collect the grand prize, they must live with each other for a month, never leaving each other's side except to go to the bathroom. Sorry for getting sidetracked from my main point--the dangers of Omegle. Please discuss and prove me wrong. ~Cackling Bear~ Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: hamdi on March 10, 2012, 06:23:30 PM Question to discuss:
Coldplay - Paradise Stranger: good song You: gay Stranger: i like muse too that song undisclosed desires Stranger: ahh :) Stranger: too bad my chat partner is a retarded teenage boy You: yeah, the title says it You: your a fag still in the closet Stranger: thats actually kinda funny You: it is Stranger: too bad it's going to be the highlight of your life Stranger: hey remember that one time i actually made a joke lol yea that was funny You: this joke was the highlight of YOUR life You: :) You: since it makes you come out the closet You: pffff You: ;) Stranger: see You: no offense, just wordplay You: carry on You: cold word play Stranger: yea i knew that joke was a fluke Stranger: you made a funny joke on ACCIDENT Stranger: aha Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: naypalm on March 11, 2012, 12:24:33 AM You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss: If a green bucket has 4 gallons and a blue bucket has 2 gallons... How Many buckets are there? Stranger 2: two? Stranger 2: ......... Stranger 1: 6 Stranger 1: ? Stranger 2: omg you are two stupid for words. Stranger 2: honestly. Stranger 2: one green bucket and one blue bucket Stranger 1: well im sorry i have a brain disorder Stranger 2: each with a diferent amount of gallons in... Stranger 1: o ok i get it Stranger 2: (or you are 10 years old) Stranger 2 has disconnected Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Raoul Duke on March 11, 2012, 01:58:29 AM https://www.google.com/search?q="the+dangers+of+Omegle" (https://www.google.com/search?q="the+dangers+of+Omegle") <-- Scary shit
https://www.google.com/search?q=Rassah's+Coffee+Table (https://www.google.com/search?q=Rassah's+Coffee+Table) <--- Where is the actual picture of it? My gf wants to see it. Yeah, WTF, my description of it wasn't enough, it seems :-\ Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: rjk on March 11, 2012, 02:34:23 AM http://logs.omegle.com/33480
EDIT: Oh god this one was funny ;D http://logs.omegle.com/9921d8 Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Jon on March 11, 2012, 02:43:59 AM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 11, 2012, 05:01:45 AM Combien Omegle with Teledildonics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics), and you'll have (need word coined).
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 11, 2012, 05:15:39 AM http://l.omegle.com/30540.png
http://l.omegle.com/5cb7f.png http://l.omegle.com/cf60dd.png http://l.omegle.com/b1a8bd.png +80% immediate disconnects.... omegle users are apparently clueless and too lazy to use google. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 11, 2012, 05:38:09 AM As always, my problems on the internet can only be solved through cussing and insults... not a great result, but at least they looked into it.
http://l.omegle.com/8c650.png Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 11, 2012, 05:49:32 AM After several boring conversations, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of omegle users are vastly uninformed about monetary issues and extremely risk adverse.
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Kettenmonster on March 11, 2012, 10:48:44 AM ... the majority of omegle users are vastly uninformed about monetary issues and extremely risk adverse. Guess what, just regular folks. What did you expect?Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 11, 2012, 02:22:45 PM One true way to get two people to discuss a topic is to have them visit a concise landing page after reading a proper call-to-action question/statement.
Example: Discuss Bitcoin vs ? (replace ? with something thought provocative and not lame) [then add link] (link is a clean URL--short and to the point: bitcoin.org/bitcoin_vs_?) Once on the landing page, they only need to read a quick couple sentences. No other clutter on the page with the exception of, perhaps, a small ad. If the ad is too predominant, they'll smell spam and leave. ~Cackling Bear~ http://l.omegle.com/36f4b.png Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 11, 2012, 02:46:19 PM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 11, 2012, 04:13:41 PM Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 11, 2012, 06:20:42 PM Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab Wow... people like Stranger 1 make me ashamed to be from the US. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: notme on March 11, 2012, 07:24:58 PM Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab Wow... people like Stranger 1 make me ashamed to be from the US. He said American money, so I'm assuming he was talking about the Peruvian nuevo sol. After all Peru is in South America. "The USA stands alone/we rule the world/u jelly" makes me think he is from the US... also, I don't see the word "America" in that conversation. But thanks for correcting me ;). Also, it's not the stance that the Dollar is safer than the Euro that bothers me, it's shit like "stupid muslim faggot" and "we rule the world" that gets to me. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: AndDuffy on March 11, 2012, 07:56:17 PM http://logs.omegle.com/729ca
I'm so jelly. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: FreeMoney on March 11, 2012, 08:41:21 PM Idea for two premium Omegle features. I think they'd only be fun if just a few people had them, so maybe you could auction them or something.
Merge. Talk to to different people and when you click "Merge" they start chatting with each other without knowing you've been replaced. With some thought I think hilarity could ensue. Hijack. While watching a conversation, click "Hijack A" or "Hijack B" to take control of their side without the remaining party knowing there was a switch. It would probably be good to let the person booted continue watching and maybe even open a chat with them. Ohhhh... just open chats with both with neither knowing and you can abandon one if you want or tell them you've stolen their new friend or whatever you want to do. In general I think offering nice social services for free and selling godmode is a sweet model. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Raoul Duke on March 12, 2012, 07:52:59 AM http://logs.omegle.com/729ca I'm so jelly. The Linode hacker uses omegle? o_0 Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 12, 2012, 06:39:20 PM You really need to be creative to get two complete strangers to discuss a topic. That, within itself, I now believe is an art form. Simply supply the proper canvas, knowing beforehand that two complete strangers will bring to the table oils or, at the very least, crayons.
http://l.omegle.com/c326f.png Shit! Just noticed that I spelled question incorrectly. Please note, although I put "staff question" in parenthesis, I'm not claiming to be on staff at Omegle, albeit it's implied. http://l.omegle.com/7f33ea.png Then again, they're smarting than I first gave them credit for. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 12, 2012, 07:13:27 PM I'll try a new approach.
http://l.omegle.com/f7332c.png http://l.omegle.com/298fa7.png http://l.omegle.com/67f2ef.png http://l.omegle.com/9dbf1d.png http://l.omegle.com/2eb3e7.png http://l.omegle.com/ebad14.png kyuvoowxibtt Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: RandyFolds on March 12, 2012, 10:22:03 PM I don't get omegle...what fun is it to troll anonymously?
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 13, 2012, 01:37:16 AM I don't get omegle...what fun is it to troll anonymously? It's probably over your head anyway. http://l.omegle.com/095093.png Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: RandyFolds on March 13, 2012, 02:01:35 AM That was a pretty good one.
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 13, 2012, 02:55:50 AM That was a pretty good one. Glad you enjoyed it, Randy. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Red Emerald on March 17, 2012, 06:07:27 PM You guys are missing out.
My friend just introduced me to CLEVEROMEGLE (http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php)! Where you connect Omegle to Cleverbot. So you watch random people talk to cleverbot without knowing it's cleverbot. Quote Stranger connected! Stranger: hello CleverBot: How are you? Stranger: good how are you? CleverBot: Terrible. Stranger: aw why? CleverBot: Having a hard time searching for jobs. Stranger: that sucks CleverBot: You have any ideas? Stranger: well are you male or female? CleverBot: Male. Stranger: well do you have a college degree? CleverBot: Not yet! Stranger: well then start somewhere small like a coffee shop or a book store or a chain store like target CleverBot: You are going to change the subject first. Stranger: is that a challenge? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: i bet i won't change the subject first CleverBot: What? No, YOU changed the subject! Stranger: you tricked me. that's not fair CleverBot: Why is that not fair? Stranger: because you tricked me into changing the subject. CleverBot: Haha oh really? What was the subject. Stranger: :| i'm not going to play that game CleverBot: Do you have a middle name? Stranger: yes CleverBot: What is it? Stranger: how is this relevant? CleverBot: You must learn what league of legends is. Stranger: what's that? CleverBot: *what do you want to do to me*. Stranger: I am so confused. New subject Stranger: How old are you? CleverBot: Confused? Stranger: how old are you? CleverBot: Older than you. Stranger: Why would you say that? CleverBot: Because you said it. Stranger: well, you are older than me. since you said you were in college CleverBot: Okay i'm sleepy. Stranger: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT CleverBot: Sorry :(. Stranger: are you add? CleverBot: ADD? Stranger: yes CleverBot: It's me Jesus. Stranger: You're not funny. CleverBot: Neither are you, mean face! Stranger: that's rude. you're the one who won't answer anything CleverBot: When did I? Stranger: you wouldn't say how old you are. CleverBot: Yes I would. Stranger: you're between 19 and 22. i'm guessing CleverBot: I am both from and to. Stranger: that makes no sense CleverBot: You make no sense. Stranger: You're awful. being mean to young girls CleverBot: You weren't being mean to me. Stranger: exactly. i was being nice Stranger: jerk CleverBot: Not really, but ok. Do you like computers? Stranger: well i am using one. so yet Stranger: yes CleverBot: I am a human, You are a program. Stranger: programs wouldn't make spelling mistakes CleverBot: That's why I am perfect. Stranger: except you're not CleverBot: Except that I am. Stranger: no. the perfect person should be nice to everyone Stranger: and not rude CleverBot: You are neither the perfect bot. Stranger: never said that i was CleverBot: But your name includes clever, so you should have been clever. Stranger: I am clever. but clever does not mean perfect CleverBot: This is true. Stranger: Point for me. CleverBot: Score for me. Stranger: no Stranger: only me CleverBot: Okay. Stranger: yay! i win CleverBot: You win? Stranger: yes. you've stopped being so contradictory CleverBot: Why don't you try giving me an order then? Stranger: I order you to be nice CleverBot: No! Stranger: and tell me your age and where you're from CleverBot: I am from Sweden. Next question. Stranger: are you telling the truth? CleverBot: Yes. Stranger: what are you studying in college? CleverBot: Psychology. Stranger: oh. that explains it all. CleverBot: Explains what? Stranger: why you're so arguementative CleverBot: I'm not arguing. Stranger: anymore. CleverBot: California. Stranger: what about california? CleverBot: How's the weather in California? Stranger: i wouldn't know. I live on the east coast. Not the west coast CleverBot: California? Stranger: ...is on the west coast CleverBot: No I'm on the East. Stranger: but you said you were in swedent Stranger: sweden Stranger: which would be east CleverBot: I did not. Stranger: you're annoying CleverBot: And you're rude. What of it? Stranger: Let's start over CleverBot: Okay. Stranger: Turn over a new leaf CleverBot: We have the heating on already, but I am still cold. Perhaps I need a blanket. Do you have a blanket I could borrow? Stranger: you could share my snuggie with me! :) it has smurfs on it CleverBot: That's exactly what I think keeps happening. Stranger: What do you mean? CleverBot: Oh nothing. Sometimes, I don't amke sense. Stranger: obviously CleverBot: You aren't a male. Stranger: nope I'm a female CleverBot: Ah I'd have never guessed. Especially after that hair transplant they did on you. Stranger: ha. so funny CleverBot: So, how old are you, Hmm? Stranger: 17 Stranger: you? CleverBot: Really ? Stranger: yes really. Stranger: why? CleverBot: Prove it. Stranger: how? CleverBot: You tell me. Stranger: how old are you? CleverBot: Old. Stranger: please just give me a straight answer? CleverBot: How do you want me to send you my picture? Stranger: sure CleverBot: Any particular wishes, for example the weather, etc? Stranger: what do you mean? CleverBot: When Rose Tyler died in Doctor Who. It was sad. Stranger: I don't watch doctor who CleverBot: Then maybe you should watch it. Stranger: eh CleverBot: So you're not harry potter? Stranger: i have to go Stranger: nice talking to you CleverBot: I'm sorry to hear that, what do you have to say to our viewers beore you leave? Stranger disconnected! Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Nefario on March 17, 2012, 06:14:29 PM I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.
Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Red Emerald on March 17, 2012, 06:17:11 PM I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again. I think you are thinking of Chat RouletteTitle: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Nefario on March 17, 2012, 08:42:05 PM I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again. I think you are thinking of Chat RouletteThats the one *shudder* Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 20, 2012, 07:31:31 PM Found on the web. Does Matthew use Omegle? (see bold--not edited)
Quote You: Stranger danger? Stranger: ಠ_ಠ. Stranger: Pedobear danger. You: Touche. (I would do it with an accented e, but I dunno how) Stranger: Its okay, youre the only thing stopping him, son. Stranger: You must stop him. You: How? I am not that strong I fear. You: *Daughter Stranger: But you are. Stranger: For you have the strength of all the children hes touched, their vengeance incarnate. You: But I do not understand. How am I suppose to stop this great evil? Stranger: Simple. Stranger: You must touch him back. Stranger: If you think of it, Pedobear touches many individuals. Stranger: He wreaks havoc among the young, spreading his fear. Stranger: But, one wonders, has pedobear himself ever been touched? You: Hmmm..Intriguing question. I do wonder. If he touches me first, what happens then? You: Its too scary to think about. Stranger: Indeed. That is why you must be on your toes, ever vigilant. Stranger: For he who touches first, is the winner regardless of the afterwards. Stranger: Even if you were to slay him on the spot, the sheer force of his haunting will would bind itself to you forever. You: I dont know if I can complete this horrible, god forsaken task. If I fail .its to unimaginable to think about. You: If youre an expert about this, why havent you tried to stop him? Stranger: Because I am his rival, his mortal enemy. Stranger: He has eyes on me at all times, always watching. Stranger: But I keep him at bay. I watch him back, he keeps his distance. You: So wouldnt he know I was coming ? Stranger: It stays in such eternal stalemate until the end of time. Stranger: No, because he does not know you. You: Ah. that makes sense. You: Hey, this has been nice, but its storming really bad out and I dont want my laptop to fry. Stranger: So, like the dagger in the back, you must strike without suspicion. Title: Re: This is how you do Omegle. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 20, 2012, 07:36:20 PM These guys are good!
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