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If you've seen UROCoin - the only currency that is backed 1:1 to the value of 1 metric tonne of Urea - you ain't see nothing yet.

When you mine, buy or trade with URO you get a metric ton of Urea - a byproduct of piss (yes you read it correctly - piss!!). Nobody seems to have a fucking clue how you receive your Urea from UROCoin - or what the 1:1 actually means - but with PissCoin [PISS], you know exactly what it is and you receive it as soon as you want to (go)!!

Is any of the following preventing you from obtaining UROCoin?:

  You Don't own mining hardware?
  You Don't have the funds to buy URO?
  You Don't want to fall victim to a scam?


Fear not!!!: PissCoin is backed 1:1 by the value of 1 metric measure of your own Urea - from your own piss. EVERYBODY can mine PissCoin and it is backed by unparallelled liquidity. With PissCoin, everything is piss easy. There are no problems with TX fees, forks, wallet upgrades, bloated blockchains etc. PISS is completely in your hands - just make sure you wash them afterwards.

Features:

 * Completely unique PoP Algorithm (Pot of Piss) with Whirlpool algo influence if mined directionally.
 * No premine
 * Target block times - approx 30 seconds, but longer first thing in the morning
 * Total units/coins - infinite.
 * Retargeting calculated on a fluid curve basis
 * Inflation - proportional to input capacity but can be significantly increased through ethanol introduction
 * Maturity time - variable depending on mining hardware accessibility

Mining Hardware Requirements:

  1 bucket
  1 teaspoon
  1 jar of baking soda


Mining Instructions:

  1) Place bucket on floor
  2) Piss in bucket
  3) Add 1 teaspoon of baking soda per gallon of piss
  4) Sell your PissCoin UREA for shit loads of money. Maybe.

More detailed instructions: http://www.idigmygarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55600

Exchanges/Trading:

PissCoin is a completely fresh concept on an old technology and is still in early development. Our team of dedicated devs are working round the clock producing worldwide payment gateways, ATM software, credit cards, (toilet) paper wallets, branded buckets and digital toilet roll holders.

Exchanges are not a priority but if you want to send your Urea, please send a private message to true-asset (UROCOin dev) but all the fucking Urea in the world won't help that guy anyway so you may be advised to spread it on your roses instead. For neat/untreated piss enquires, send your enquiries to BitcoinExpress (~BCX~).

Scaly deposits (technically referred to as piss crystals) may form around the rim of your mining rig if the cache is not flushed regularly. Spoetnik smokes these before posting and although he doesn't own any money, he'll pay 'in kind' anything you want him to. He blows vagrants/tramps for cigarette butts, so expect a lot of appreciation.




**Caution: After using Jalapenos, wash hands thoroughly before mining PissCoin.

Inspired work!! Made me lol long time.

Make 90% premine, please.

Interested!
Where do i send my BTC?

Sweet, I got a sixtwelve pack of beer to start mining.


edit..  (hic    ~)

Just rented a server farm to mine, POOLS?? Im losing money already!!

Urea is not piss, but then again you probably haven't passed 8th grade science either.

Proof of GES's existence:

Look, a company partned with a "non-existent" company

http://www.virtualinfotechnology.com/index.php/about-us/our-alliance

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsZ2UGYCAAApI9E.jpg

Looks like "insolvent" GES has managed to secure the services of a nice web company just days ago.

https://webmatric.com.au


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsZ6vDnCYAIN4M8.jpg

Hey lookey there, a march, 2014 flyer for Greenearth CCTV equipment

http://www.hdsystems.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/esif-vms900.pdf

lol. They are out with the pitchforks. Keep it coming guys. Don't be fooled.

just a point -

unless you have urinary track infection piss is pretty much sterile, most time you can piss on your hands and likely wash them.

* not that i do that a lot, but still.

i do advise that you should wash your hands after coming onto this forum however.

** none of that is aimed at the OP i support piss whenever i can, or feel the need.

wow my dog is now a mining rig. thats great  :D

URO coin gets on the hype train and tweets max keiser..

https://twitter.com/UroFoundation/status/488266743043723264 (https://twitter.com/UroFoundation/status/488266743043723264)

The dev true-asset must watch too much mainstream media/news his marketing skills are living proof.

Uro followers couldn't identify a scam if they were drowning in their own piss..

The greed is strong within their community.

Interestingly enough, the manufacture of urea (being usually found in urine) from inorganic materials was important in laying the groundwork of organic chemistry. That may not be relevant to the discussion, I've been awake for a while now.

I think it would make more sense to try and peg this coin closely to the volume in Litres of beer or water you drink  ;D

yeah i conveniently ignored that one - probably not a huge credibility booster for the guy?

don't give my credit to BCX  >:(

and Airdrop starting on the 22nd

and we had it added to Cryptsy too by the way within minutes of the ANN topic being created..
sadly it's been months and they still won't add Jackpot coin :(

Fixed :)

See end of exchange section.

thanks cheaper than BathSalts  ;D

I might as well go and buy me some piss coin. URO what??? lol  ;D ;D ;D

I found an obscure link that is entirely relevant to this discussion.

It is urgent that you watch this video immediately.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCIaH38pcWc

thats some good lols :-D

MUCH better tune by my hometown boys, Personality Crisis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLsJxdeLMOY

And the reunion gig.  Punks don't die, they just get uglier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLsJxdeLMOY

This is the only coin I mined accidentally.

Without knowing about it I managed to minepiss two blocks this morning.

When I read the URO coin announcement I thought it was taking the piss, but it pumped up in price anyway. Will PISS shoot up really high too?

So after we piss in the bucket where do we mail it for the credits? There's no working wallet in the OP.

Thanks

I'm selling my gubermint bonds to buy Piss.. who is with me ?

Piss looks like a pretty safe coin. Even BCX would have problems with 51ing it :).

no.. 100% then we can "crowd sale" it and all these sleazy ass little fucking retard noob ICO faggots will drop to their knees and gobble cock till they choke to fucking death.

Oh.. but but but URO is not a scam they said.  :D

So is that fucker in jail or what ?
Who wants to bet he simply went on to make 100 more coins ?

Does history even matter ?

Any updates on this pissy project?