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To show how much a scammer I am NOT, On April 29th, I will giveaway (1) $500 Amazon code, chosen at random from all those who make a comment in this thread, good or bad.
Call me CRAZY!
CAll me bipolar.
Call me a scammer.
Call me the saviour of the world.
Call me cool.
Call me silly and crazy.
Call me what you want.
But you will say I gave someone a free $500 code on April 29th.
Only if YOU make a comment in this thread.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/5473/36f1x6.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/831/36f1x6.jpg/)

Scammy faggot.

Your ass definitely wont win.
Your mother sucks donkey balls.

You're just confused. I'm sure it'll work itself out.

nuts

6th  ;)

Crazy Larrys Car Lot! I am giving them away!

Nothing about me is confused.

Werd to the Big Bird!

just call me the winner  :P

LOL,

OK. Lets try the freemarket give away.


Pick me in your 'random' drawing and you only have to give me $250

I know a lot has been said about newdude; all I know is that I bought a code from him about 2 weeks ago & everything went perfectly smooth.

Thanks man.

$500 giveaway ?  Let's see this happen :D

You made a comment, you could be the winner.

I believe I was the first person to ever purchase from newdude; see thread from 3/19/2012 (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=69379.msg808754#msg808754). No problems thus far.
Looking forward to winning.

Cool stuff..

Why not 10x$50 tho..

I do believe Sir you are correct. 19 days or so ago.

Because it will be only 1, $500 code. No strings attached.

No way! You bought from me and no problems so far? This cannot be true! You mean I didnt run away with your funds?

What the hell, I have some reading to do I guess  ???

He will do it.

IFL

BMF, WSK, WFF

Then it's not random, scammy faggot.

I exclude your dumb ass.

My ass, sir, is hardly dumb. In fact, my ass can be heard throughout Walmart whilst enjoying perusal of their finest imported bidets and pleather toilet seat covers. As it stands, I believe your ass is indeed the dumb one.

You have 3 entries so far. Way to go!

I could finish my skylanders collection with this!! even the gold and silvers!!

Werd to Big Bird!

You can win too Occulta, I don't mind.

Ok, that was funny and good sportsmanship. +1

Wait the more you post the more entries you have ?  Oh sounds like a spamfest.

Are you included in the participants list newdude ?

pick me!














 :D

Its my contest, so I cant win.
I dont spam anyone. I dont solicit customers.
You have 1 entry so far.
Think I wont payout? Watch and see on April 29th.

w0rd to mutha!

I hope i win

And the brutha, whos mutha aint like no otha!

Hahaha, this made me lol. You seem like a trustworthy guy... but I would trust you much more if I won that $500. ;)

i bet you $250 i don't win!

Good lord i could actually get my mining rig finished with that $500

And I am giving it away to one lucky winner. No strings attached. I KNOW a real scammer wouldnt do that, would they?

It's a bet. :)

Now what did you go and ask that for?

I don't see how you can possibly benefit from this but this post is my entry.

You went and said it again. :(

Ok, I will take a chill pill and shut the hell up. You are right.

Ok, I'll bite. Will post back if code is received.

Just give me a $5 amazon GC I'll be happy.

in it to win it? maybe ^^

And literally that's rofl..

This is a Comment.

newdude, you are a CRAZY bipolar scammer, who happens to be a cool, silly, and crazy, savior of the world.

;D

Hush yo mouth!!!!!!
Yabba dabba Dooo!!!

Cheaper than the BFL raffle.

You gotz to be in it to win it. No guts no glory.

I can hardly contain myself!

http://www.geoffreytaucer.com/randomstuff/stimpy.jpg

Cool this could cover part of the 10,000 titles in my amazon wish list.

I have a lot of reading to catch up to what this is all about... : )

Me please!

+1

Does this comment also count as a comment?  ???

O really?  ???

.

..

Yep, I enter the raffle!

Gimme the money, gimme the money...!

Here, here!





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                                                                Hey hey!! Over here!!

























                                                                  MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bipolar Scammer maybe ? ;D

Your responses that your buyer needed to "learn respect" before you settled his account were a lot more damaging than the accusations against you. You might want to think about whether future customers would want to risk being put in that position. That being said, good luck, I hope you get it sorted out.

...

count me in!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_al2DOF5K12M/SZ7pOP0U-uI/AAAAAAAAAJk/-fpVcEAOA0A/s400/yoda1.jpg

I'm watching you old friend !

That is just awesome!!!!!


oh and I am in too.  :)

Suck my dick and call me Tarzan!  :o

You're insane dude!

What is there to lose - but the 5 seconds it took to type this...

I have no clue whatsoever who you are.

Make sure to wipe!

Yes it does. You can comment or say whateva you want.

 ;D=)) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/9408/yarly001s.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/836/yarly001s.jpg/)

Come on man, that isnt called for. Come on man.......

E for effort.

fake and gay

Dance, bitches.

I'd like to win please :)

You crazy bipolar scammer, you.  Count me in for free stuff.  :)

Dance!!!!

I wasn't asking for you to suck my dick and call me Tarzan... Have you looked at your avatar lately? creepy shit...

His best avatar was the clown with the bozo nose. It matches his personality.

Dude, thats the Emperor from Return of the Jedi.
No offense taken, just of all things you could have said, you said that.

You're like James Bond. Hot and Dangerous.

HMMMMMM Well i'd be an idiot not to take a chance in a free lottery. For fuck sakes i hope i win...
It really seems like the only people that win lotto's are the lowprofile nevertalkers

Hahahaha. I love you too.

LOL thanks homie i think you know i love you too. You and your codes. I hope you come through and show us you do good business. Hit me up with that $500? I want your codes so bad.    :D

I know you want them.

will dance for codes


http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/9527/happydance.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/happydance.gif/)

i fink u freaky and i like u a lot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw)

Can we not have a spam of crappy dancing stick trolls?
Also, if you WANT the extra money... Please dont enter... Some people feel that they need it (they obviously Dont) but in the comparison of desire, Somepeople are going "ah fuckit lets get a free 500" while other ares going "fuckit i could use that money for xyz i gotta atleast Try for it"

If they make a post in this thread, they have a chance. Just as you now have a chance.

lol do we get more chances for more posts?

I WANT FREE CODES

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/215/gifhappydancestick.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/10/gifhappydancestick.gif/)

Yes.

Post,  post,  post,   post,  POST!!!!!!!!     ;D 8)

NOOOO i want it

You got to be in it to win it.

 ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Oh hai.

Shut up and give me money!

Wait, that's not quite the Fry meme is it?

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/8537/qwaszx.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/31/qwaszx.png/)

I like free things. You should let me try your free things and see if I like yours better.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

- Mark Twain

So how exactly is the random number going to be chosen?
I think you should assign us numbers, And then run a number out of the Randomnumbergenerator and whomevers number corresponds to that of the generation, Wins.

I just dont see how your going to "randomly" pick a poster...

Quite a wild atmosphere here! Now I go to the sauna  ;D

Damn, 7 pages already.

I want in on this. :P

You're all whores

Yep yep.

lawwl

first!

well, random posting for the sake of random posting...


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http://factsandchicks.com/ (http://factsandchicks.com/)

Read fact?!

Look at chick?!

WHICH SHOULD I DO?!

both, of course

:)

I wonder if putting down more posts will give me a wider range of winning numbers... You did say more posting gives you a higher chance to win...

Let´s wait and see who will get a 500$ Amazon code. I could need it ;)

Free is good.

Free is not always good.

I'm in.

Im confused. How does this prove your not a scammer or that the gifts cards arent bought with stolen credit cards? Multiple posts for multiply entries makes this thread a spam fest too.

Hey OP, if I win, I'll give you back $250 of it.

Best troll thread ever.

No one's getting a $500 Amazon code, BTW.

Yet you make a post to find out.

Mmmm, kind of.  But I still know that you're not giving anything out.

We shall see.

Meh. Give it a shot.

in thanks!

OVER HERE!!! OVER HERE!!!

you are crazy!

OP better deliver also check them doubles http://s15.postimage.org/v61qz6blj/doublesguy.jpg (http://postimage.org/image/v61qz6blj/).......wait wat?

What is that supposed to mean?

nothing to lose...:)

you've never been on 4chan?

You said "OP better deliver"

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/9738/satanq.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/31/satanq.png/)


A Santa dog lived as a devil god at NASA.

It means you better do what you say, seriously I just read your other amazon thread are you like 12?

oh what the hell, i don't believe your a scammer.

First of all you ass, I wouldnt have created this unless I have full intent of doing it.
If you didnt think I would, why even come here and leave a comment?
No, I am 39.
Saippuakauppias
Subi dura a rudibus  :D :D

Werd to Big Bird!

You act like you're 12 you fly off the handle at nothing and your writing style is pretty poor. Also I never said you are a scammer. Take a chill pill you are quite defensive, got something to hide?

1. I didnt major in English.
2. I am an old motherfucker that dont take no mess from a chump like you.
3.  I never said you said I was a scammer. I invite you to call me a scammer. Read the scope of the thread.
4. You criticize, yet you are still posting in this thread.
5. I didnt do this for praise or affection. I did it to show I am remorseful for the way I handled MY bullshit with Haploid.. Not to be praised by anyone. Ive pissed off more $500 codes than you will ever see.
6. You can cage a swallow, can't you, but you can't swallow a cage, can you?

So now you're the thread police? What I can't say "OP better deliver" in here? This is not your forum, and per your rules I'm not disqualified for you not liking me, but I know I'll never win because somehow post in this thread means don't disagree with me.

cool! Sorry about before this makes you seem cool (keyword seem, you are not cool) :P

WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING THIS WILL DECIDE THE FUTURE OF THE DRAW!, I CHOOSE!:
A Cabal!

Also..
POST

If anyone posts in this thread after this post, I will come to your house and [removed by moderator] you

I'll give this a shot :D

I go with........ a parabola!   ;D

happy easter friends!

I also want to win ;D !

just for the hell of it

Worth a post!

why not

hope I win!

This ship cray

No way!! Twice on Sundays ?

Twice?

You crazy, bipolar, silly man. You're cool and the saviour of the world.

And i'll call you whatever i want.

No, but double rainbow man can

other wise, do I increase my chances by profusely spamming this thread or would that be frowned upon ?

I want it .
NOW

pleasssssssssssse choose me ::)

who won?

if nobody did yet...

i would like to contribute to the efforts  8)

http://4chanarchive.org/images/gif/3091375/1268964408215.gif

They say images helps catch attention. They say sex sells.. bouncy bounce me a ticket FTW

I dont buy lottery tickets because i never win but i will take a shot on this because i shop at amazon frequently. :)

Well since a post is an entry!

A man once walked through his yard to find his dog dead on the grass

some poeople say that a Ban should be used agianst finding dead dogs in your yard

but those people are Carets and they dont own dogs

and they live in terrible Daub homesteads on farmlands

Even an lowly legless Eel would know that a ban is overkill

Even a Fag like myself would agree that the eel is correct.

call me crazy, but i think that eel is growing a Gall

oh such a Hoop full of confusion my eyes deliver to my brain

Sadly with no words begining with an I, I must begin to cheat and become a liar in my posts

maybe i should put my stupidity in a Jar But is that even possible?

For that eel near the Keel is nothing but a stick

Perhaps i should grab me a Luger and shoot myself in fear of a cougar

Aye what a Mood my mind is in..

If only suicide werent illegal, I'd be a Natural body looter and smooth talker

I could probobly turn thier turmoil into an Oil, and sell it at market

But then again, A push in a Pool death could become very common

Combo breaker!

aww man i Quit now... trying to use only words from the list is so hard, I failed long ago, And im tried of trying to do the alphabet with it xD

I play guiles theme upon you...

comment

WERD!!!!!

Just to let you know, what you are doing wont increase your chance of winning. Just saying.......

Yeah what the heck! You said more posts= better chances!

comment ;D

one more

Just in case.   8)

post


post


post!!!

and another

What would I do if I had a $500 amazon gift code... I tell you what I'd do man... Two chicks at the same time, man.

lol did I win?

Oh god i lol'd

Cxu gxi estas vera? Mi volas scionta.

MAGIC BANANA

Why u waste my tiem?

Here's my post.

And mine.

Shaka khan shaka khan. Yaba dabba dooski.

Do I really have to explain what you did? You can make as many posts as you want, but what you are doing is silly. Your little A, B, C, D bullshit.

Cool story

Y U n0 leik m33?????!!!!!!?????1111000111  :P :P :P :P :P

Your avatar makes me think i should not make you mad.

Funny movie. If my kids were to turn out like him, i'd have to end them.

If i win, this will somehow go to pay for my wedding June 23rd.

wow, a giveaway! :)

TWSS

whooooooooooooo

Awww but i thought it would count since i pulled word outta the list xD i thought that was the secret to wining.
Post.

I want the gift card!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-EP

i could use so i can pay back my  300$ paypal dept from some fucker that scammed me with paypal half a year ago :(

I'll sell you the GC for $250 worth of BTC if I win.

I bid BTC equiv. of $300.

If I win, selling for $350 equiv. :)

Accepted, until next higher bid. :)

Free money?  Count me in!

$351!

Accepted

Post frequency = higher chance of win? :)

-EP

There has been some debate on that. It seemed to be the case, but then it seems to have changed.

$370

Accepted. Gotta love BTC :)

btw: we should predetermine the method used for 'newdude' generating a 'random pick'.

Maybe a gribble random generation on IRC #bitcoin-otc for all to see. Or a trusted third party like theymos random generating.

Am I the only one that actually wants to spend it on stuff at Amazon?   :)

I need a new video card or gun parts from Amazon. :)   Actually I think I might get a night-vision scope should I win...

So bump me above these stupid re-sellers :)

Kinda annoyed that some people are here because thier greedy, Lots of us have lowgrade and damaged components :(
Post.

I bet starving people in Africa would feel the same way about you having a computer at all.

Wealth and greed is all relative.  What may seem greedy/unreasonable to one person may not seem greedy/unreasonable to the next.

I want it

I will not do this to the back of my head if I win!
http://static2.pixdaus.com/files/items/pics/2/69/155269_f01b777607a2f6c1bfe05effffde958a_large.jpg

Insert My Comment....Here

Ahh, moral relativism, the idea that anything you do is ok, as long as you have a good reason for it.

cheese.

Fine. If I win, I promise to spend the entirety of the reward, not sell it for comparatively tiny profit. I'll buy graphics cards and new MoBos so the starving African children may rest peacefully while the underpaid, suicidal Chinese may work their asses off.

you can spend it all and then send it to me. :D

http://4chanarchive.org/images/gif/3091375/1269031628747.gif

"Why can't you just give me the Amazon Code now?"

First

[NOTE: my internet is really slow, it might take a few days for this to show up]

Ouu, You make a very good point there on that second line!
Post.

/me makes a Comment.  ;D

I like this idea as well, as it would prove across a varying amount of people you sent out the codes. But I'm staying out of all this. Until I deal with you directly, I won't have experience in your business transactions.

Prolly because he only has a $500 code

And also $50 doesnt get you much on Amazon when you add shipping costs

Let me win this please, i give you cookies :)

Pfft, I'll print the code on a dollar bill and light a cigar with it to show how hardcore I am.

If I win the $500 Amazon Gift card, I am going to buy a large assortment of Lego Star Wars watches.

<3

If I win an amazon code, I'll spend hours wondering how the fuck I'm supposed to use it while being in Korea.

Donkey balls!

Post.
Why does Matthew have a YELLOW HIGHLIGHTED "ignore" button?

lol what? Im not ignoring him.. Are you saying that if Anyone hits ingore on my button then it'll turn yellow?

Yep! It's a feature I paid Theymos to make! I absolutely love knowing that there are 10 people on this forum that are bothered by my success and attitude so much that they need to put me on ignore to stay in their little bubbles.  ;)

Might as well post and give it a go.

My balls itch

comment  there i commented  ;D

Posting since winning would obviously be awesome :D

This is a reply.


marked

and this is my comment.

marked

Did you eat paint chips when you where a kid?

I do wonder the same thing, But i think he was the sharpie sniffer instead

poop.  ;D

If I were one of the people ignoring you I'd still respond to you like this. But I'm not ignoring you. I'm just saying.

first, what's wrong with sniffing sharpies? or eating glue? Made me into the bitcoiner I am today.

that said, more random posting!

http://www.nudegirlsrandomfacts.com/images/Bfp44.jpg

I'll take two!

Ho's gettin' tricked in this thread.

Wacky inflatable arm flailing tubemen!

i want it!

worth a try

So when does he do the give away?


EDIT: LOL I just reread the OP lol

Pick me!

April 29 is still sooo far away.

If the code is stolen, it might as well be a $5000 code.

Im in if it happens  ;D

Yet you continue to post here.

You can if you delete all your posts in the thread.

Waiting for 29 April now :D

I used to be able to think of witty comments like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.  8)

I am feeling lucky ! $500 is a lot : ) !

Whack job.

I freaking love that movie. You know that the Spatula City building was actually a tourist spot while the movie was shooting?

Happy Birthday Playa playa! 
Mine is 4/20
:P

Lol. Nice movie btw.

Bill Nye the science guy

Definitely Bill Nye.  He would use funky physics to suppress the rest! (does this count as two chances? :D)

uhem... Dr. Julius Sumner Miller  would be the winner. Hands down winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcZyW-6-5o and many, many more.

McGuyver if his crazy abilities were real

Bill Nye has access to Liquid He. The good stuff ;)

well crap I didn't know every comment was an entry or I woulda been commenting a whole lot lately

Doubled Chance of Entry > Doing something useful with your time?

I'm not too sure at this point.

Does it follow diminishing returns? That second post is doubling your chances...but the third post is only a 50% increase...

Well i made that same horrific mistake when i started trying to singe the alphabet by using keywords, See earlier in the thread for details

Wouldn't it increase your chances proportional to the post numbers?

1/300 -> 2/301 -> 3/303 etc

Dr. Science for the surprise win.

He may not be a real doctor, but he has a Master's Degree...  IN SCIENCE!

Yeah, that was just his second post. (or so I thought, not worth it to search)

A lot of his stuff was. Egg in the radiator of a car would patch it, for example.

Jeez, inb4 you got a big influx of posters inflating their post count with random spam.

It's too late.

support Bitmit and give it to me xD

I could use a brand spanking new 7970, Make is so, newdude!!!

(seriously... my GFX card sucks!!!)

Price drop on the 7970's is comming soon, So if you get this $500 code that May or Maynot even exsist, Wait for the price drop

spam

What? I dont use GPUMAX? Oh. Yeah no, I dont like the idea of someone ELSE controlling MY hashing power

I still control my hash power AND I get paid more than pps.  By all means, keep doing what you are doing.

You don't know what it's being used for. Please don't make this into a dispute over semantics.

Also, please disregard this comment from the competition. I'm not interested.

posty post

comment

in for this

Unless you are solo mining, you never know what your hashes are used for.. a pool can abuse just as much as gpumax.  I stick by what I said originally as I would bet money jackrabbit isn't solo mining.

Dude.. Quit talkin about it...

Awesome :D If I win I'll make you an LED cube, a song, an arduino powered RC car, or something equally epic :D

You better hope your random number generator always picks # 373
;)

I'm sure he has something like: (Random*0)+(10*30)+(72/2)+37

no u

Well I approve of that equation!


They cost about $500 each, so that card should cover it.

But really, they are a lot of work and precise soldering, so if I made it look really good, 30btc for an arduino 4x4x4.

I just heard a massive prop plane fly overhead. At 4:41am. Just thought I'd throw that out there :P

It's the Martians! ;D

I disagree. I can verify that my pool is actually solving blocks on the proper chain by looking into the coinbase of the blocks they supposedly solve. GPUMAX doesn't tell me this. It's a huge black hole.

well if you want to go that route, you could be snooping the http traffic between your client and gpumax to see what is actually being sent.  Try harder.

I'm sorry, exactly how familiar with the protocol are you?

Seriously -_-

There is a mountain in Croatia, Velebit.
A mountain 8 times higher should be called Velebyte.

How many bytes are in a cookie? :D

Three.

Yes!


False.

False.
[/quote]


Absolutely true, and I have an Owl to prove it. :)

heh.

Come on next semesters text books!!!

Absolutely true, and I have an Owl to prove it. :)
[/quote]
LOL

FINGERS CROSSED!

LOL
[/quote]

Mr. Owl taught us how many licks to get to the Toostie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.


I believe it was Mr. Cookie Monster that told us the proper number of bites in a cookie is...

"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!"

God I am So bored I hope i win these Ebay auctions i have bids in on like 6 Radeon 5770 all are going for less then $40USD with the shipping included

u get text books off amazon? Weird.

pretty normal for me. I get it from ebay, half and amazon depending on which one has the best price

If I win I'll let you guys know. :D

If I win everyone who has posted on this thread gets a free popsicle. (Local pickup only) ;)

Even though my odds are >1% of winning.
I post this comment for my chance of it.

And its better then lottery odds.
I am meant to win
 ;D

You mean < 1%? Currently about 400 posts so 1/400 chance...probably double that.  Time to make a spam bot.

This is starting to be spam thread.

starting?  Is.

give me it so i can get myself a 7970 :D

??
FPGAs FTW

But I'd probably add this to my car fund...
after getting one of these... http://jawbone.com/jamchain xD

be bo bop de bo bop pod be le bop dop

You got it wrong, It's Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w

Expectation = $500 x 1/409 = $1.22
Cost = $0.00

E > C => Comment!

http://www.pokerraume24.de/images/uploads/pile_of_money200X200.jpg

I was making music in mah head!

I can't pass up free money. Count me in!

mmmm, herp derp.

Amnumnumnum

Dude, and YOU got it wrong too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ED_pU2oDnug#t=13s

Ah-loo-min-ee-um

Moar more mor FUUUUUUUUU....

I believe that I will win!

I don't believe I will win, therefor I probably will.

You, sir, are a dog. I believe that renders your entry FALSE!

BTCMAG looks great though, so you've avoided being in DFL ;)

http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/evilfederation+rolls+94+check+em+_d4750d3b02e951989070e6a61dcff99b.jpg

meme

*sigh* i just have such a feeling that Nobody is going to actually get the code.. I just think the thread op is going to go mia

Obviously noone will. Look who is running this..a known carder.

can i haz a code?

Did you mean to lock this?  :(