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Title: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Come-In-Behind on September 23, 2014, 09:26:56 PM
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: blatchcorn on September 23, 2014, 09:30:36 PM
Shotgun!  I am being the priest


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Guido on September 23, 2014, 10:30:52 PM
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

going by your username, are you male?  ;D


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: BittBurger on September 23, 2014, 10:34:25 PM
glorious paragraphs ... Your text is so beautiful ...  You're fierce determined personality

Ouchhh.  Usually people screw that up the other way around.

Lets hope you are a dude with big t*tties, because he wont be marrying you for your brainz.

-B-


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Beliathon on September 23, 2014, 11:22:30 PM
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

http://media.giphy.com/media/phwYIvkKMa9Pi/giphy.gif


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Come-In-Behind on September 23, 2014, 11:26:00 PM
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

http://media.giphy.com/media/phwYIvkKMa9Pi/giphy.gif

Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: BTCgraphics on September 23, 2014, 11:35:55 PM
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

http://media.giphy.com/media/phwYIvkKMa9Pi/giphy.gif

Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.
10 minutes ago called they want their joke back
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=794253.msg8945515#msg8945515


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: WhatTheGox on September 23, 2014, 11:44:41 PM
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

http://media.giphy.com/media/phwYIvkKMa9Pi/giphy.gif

Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.
10 minutes ago called they want their joke back
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=794253.msg8945515#msg8945515

The joke department CEO sent an email, they dont want "certain time period ago called" type jokes anymore.


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: vipgelsi on September 25, 2014, 04:23:22 PM
He better get a good prenup.  ;D


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: BitCoinDream on September 25, 2014, 04:25:11 PM
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

Please post a gorgeous pic of yours, so that the anonymous superman get stunned by your looks ;)


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: bornil267645 on September 25, 2014, 04:33:58 PM
Jane doe would have been the perfect girl for him...


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Joe_Bauers on September 25, 2014, 04:51:15 PM
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

http://media.giphy.com/media/phwYIvkKMa9Pi/giphy.gif

Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.

Yes they're was, Al Gore built that shit in 1947.


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: pereira4 on September 25, 2014, 05:42:43 PM
1997 called, they want their online marriage joke back.

http://media.giphy.com/media/phwYIvkKMa9Pi/giphy.gif

Jokes on you, there was no internet is 1997.

Yes they're was, Al Gore built that shit in 1947.

I wonder if Satoshi would back his wife's promise to be loyal in the blockchain so she can't be a goldigger because you can't break the blockchain's logic  ;D


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Bitcoin Magazine on September 25, 2014, 06:45:37 PM
i hate the name Bitcoin.  why couldn't we have called it SmartCoin or somethin


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: coinMiner8 on September 25, 2014, 06:59:43 PM
pls no just no


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Joe_Bauers on September 25, 2014, 07:25:39 PM
i hate the name Bitcoin.  why couldn't we have called it SmartCoin or somethin

Why does it need too have "coin" in their?
It should just be called Awesomeness.

Than stores, alpaca leather, and coffee shops and shit could have signs that say 'Awesomeness Excepted Hear' and shit.


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: CryptoCarmen on September 25, 2014, 09:17:24 PM
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

Dont you think she is to old for you?


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: jontrue on September 25, 2014, 10:46:36 PM
wedding of interest ...  ;D  ;D  ;D


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Dondie on October 03, 2014, 02:06:53 PM
What a nerd. Give this guy glasses.


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: GenieBTC on October 04, 2014, 11:26:38 AM
What a nerd. Give this guy glasses.

I have to say. This man got his balllls


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: StarStruckEllipse on October 04, 2014, 05:03:15 PM
This definitely isn't overdone and still is absolutely hilarious /s


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: DaveSaldana123 on October 08, 2014, 05:54:27 AM
This definitely isn't overdone and still is absolutely hilarious /s

lol... That's what they think.


Title: Re: Marriage Proposal to Satoshi Nakamoto
Post by: Samix on November 18, 2014, 01:58:41 PM
Dear Satoshi Nakamoto,

Ever since I first read your glorious paragraphs from the early Bitcoin days, I've fallen in love, Your text is so beautiful, it's like rays of sunshine upon my cognitive functioning. You're fierce determined personality, is like a glorious wind that sweeps in new innovations and idea. So take me awayyyy, take my hand, and let us journey on gloriously together. Our children would be every single Bitcoin user, and through them Bitcoin shall live on and revolutionize everything around us.

-Takes out 100 carat diamond, gold plated ring-

Wi...Will you marry me?

U fall in love with nakamoto coz he have millions o btc lol jk