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Notme is clearly jealous because he didn't think of it first. Come to think of it, I don't think he's ever thought of anything first.

You're going to have to open that manpleaser a lot wider to get my meatstick down your throat, you AIDSy scabfarmer.

Only because they cut the webbing between them when you started school.  Two years late.  After they booted you out of eighth grade when you hit 18, you put that ugly-ass facecunt to work in the alleys of Detroit, where you earned the $2 for the shelter, one quarter at a time.

He was a fireman who died saving 37 people during the WTC collapse on September 11, 2001, you insensitive bloody fartashitalittle.

I thought this was an insult thread. Not a reeses and Imasguy have public buttsexors show....

Well when you manage to buy enough braincells to really figure out whats going on, you'll realize that no one else has bothered to bring any game to this thread.

I am staying neutral as I can be burned very badly in here and personally, I don't like to insult people, but I will keep reading the burns. Very hilarious indeed, so far. How far is one going to take it before it gets locked by an admin, mod or staff?

This is the dumbest thread ever.  You're anll idiots.

Really? you're gonna claim swiss on a forced troll fest on a message board that is littered with more bullshit than a Spanish street in July?

I don't know what you mean by swiss.

He means you've been neutered.

Oh, nah, I just don't have the smarts to insult people and prefer not to as it would be a stupid insult that makes no sense. I know ppl in real life that they burn each other back and forth and well, they are good at it. I just stay out of it.

Example, I didn't even know what he was speaking of. How did you decode that?

Seriously dude? You had to make another one of these threads? I mean, shit, there are already roughly 58 thousand of these posts...

pekv2: you need a profound colonoscopy  :o

You are all Atlas.

Yeah! Im sure they will find weird things in there 8)

I decoded it because I'm not stupid.

I'm not stupid all the way, I know some common sense that others don't have. I've learned more besides reading, from the internet than from schools. I think my grammar is like an 8 out of 10, I just cannot understand the to and too.

One example of common sense to me, but there are many others:
I can pull a tranny or motor out a vehicle and replace it with new or used ones. I know how to weld. Anything to do with vehicles. Hands on stuff basically.

organofcorty: how do you feel with your organ of shorty?

Oh, so very very tempting. But it would be like kicking a puppy.

Bitcoin will succeed because of: Drugs, Sex (Porn, Prostitution etc) and Gambling.

Bloody Germans.

That's the best kind of Germans.

This family walks into an entertainment industry agent's office.  This agent is known for getting "variety" acts on television and in films.

The agent asks the family, a father, mother, son, daughter, and dachshund, what their act is.

The father says,"it's easier if we show you."

The agent has seen all kinds of odd people, so he gives them the go-ahead.

The father nods to his wife, who spreads a thick plastic sheet on the floor of the office.  The agent starts wondering what is going to happen.

The father counts down from ten, and everyone assumes a position.  Dad is in back, mom is on one knee in the front next to the son, the daughter is holding the dog under her arm.

When the father reaches "one," the family jumps into action.

Dad drops his pants and starts masturbating with both hands.  The mother starts fellating the son.  The daughter squeezes the dog like a bagpipe, then lifts it up and it shits in her mouth.  She spits it in the air and catches it in her mouth, then turns like a sprinkler and spits on dad's chest, the back of mom's head, and her brother's penis.

She then takes off all of her clothing and crab walks under dad and licks his taint while the dog bites at her vagina.

Mom takes off her dress and gets down on all fours.  Her son starts rogering her from behind while she licks the shit from her face.  The dog tugs a HUGE frozen trout from the daughter's vagina and carries it in its mouth to mom.  Mom takes it and shoves it head-first into her bum, until only the tail sticks out.  She then contracts and relaxes her anal muscles to make it look as if the fish is swimming in air, tickling her son's belly.

Dad yells,"Mermaid," and stops masturbating.  He picks up the dog and puts it on mom's back, near her fish tail.  Son does an in-place flip and gets under mom, all while pumping away.  Dad grabs the tail of the fish and rails mom in the bunghole, frozen fish and all.

Daughter climbs under mom and does a Korean gymnastic move where her brother can lick her ass while she nurses on her mom's breasts.  She alternates drinking and squirting milk all over herself, her brother, and the sheet.

Dad starts alternating with mom and the dog, pulling out of one and plunging into the other.  The dog throws up on mom's back.  It eats its own vomit, then throws up again.

Dad pulls out the fish and hands it back to mom, who puts it in her mouth, head first, and deep throats it like a sword swallower.  She opens her mouth and the agent, horrified, can't see the fish.

Dad pulls the dog back, and it starts pounding mom while Dad moves it forward and back.  Daughter goes back and fluffs dad while working her tiny fist into his ass.  She's in up to her elbow when he blows a load in her mouth and on her face.  She spits it back on his chest, and the spit, sperm, and shit run down his chest onto the plastic sheet.

The Son blows his load inside mom at the same time as the dachshund.  Dad puts the dog down and walks off the back of the plastic sheet.  The dog pisses on the mess of shit, sperm, spit, and milk.  The daughter bends backward, grabs her ankles, and rolls in an inverted somersault to the front right side of the plastic sheet.  The dog bites onto the son's scrotum, and the son cartwheels onto the front left side of the plastic sheet, flailing the dog through the air.  Mom does a handstand and backflips into a half-turn, facing dad from the front center of the sheet.

Dad, son, and daughter pick up the sheet and the dog piss, puke, shit, and sperm, dad's sperm, son's sperm, and milk converge into the center.  Dad lifts his end of the sheet higher, and the whole foul mess slides forward, where mom drinks it all.  While dad, son, and daughter move together to fold the plastic sheet, mom turns around to face the agent and takes a knee.

Dad, son, and daughter take a knee behind mom, who spits the frozen trout in the air, head first.  They all throw their arms to the side, and as the dog jumps in the air and catches the fish in its mouth, they yell,"Ta-Da!"

The agent asks them,"What do you call your act?"

"The Bitcats"

I'm just gonna say 1 word: Fuck you.
That is all.

In this world, there are three types of people: Those who can count, and those who cannot.

I had to. There are just so many idiots still using the word "dude".

There are also idiots who choose to refrain from using the word "dude" in their vernacular.

I'm speculating whether or not I just read the post of one.  :o

And define which IQ test you're talking about.  On some standardized tests, the mean has risen to 106.

That is in part due to the "No reeses left Behind" initiative.


Anyhows, all your mothers lost your college funds in Bitcoinica!

Were you too dumb or uncoordinated to get recruited for a free ride at university?

you're one of those pedophile recruiters arn't you??

#I look really young if I shave.  :-*

Nah, he's so retarded his hair grows inwards.

Is the inward growing hair the reason he giggles like a bitch all the time?

Christ, four pages in and King Retard can't follow the "insult the poster above you" rule.  Were you dropped on your ass as a child?

Can't see why I could be jealous since you lilliputians all realized I was the only one with game here.

I had to unignore you to read this.  Imagine my disappointment.

Things are pretty OK!

Anyone for Scrabble later?

Your momma, and you look a lot like her.  So spread your legs and act just like her.

Yee ha stick it in your grandma, if it don't fit wiggle it a bit.

LOL to many hard words..... I better get my trusty dictionary... Oh shit I used all the pages to roll joints with.. Damn.....

First post after serving time as a Newbie. What a loser!

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

You only have half a brain, you half brain >:(

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

And there he goes again! Now he's attacking FOO.PPPPT. Where's this guy's motive? He portrays himself like a crusader, but he winds up looking like a pants-on-head doom-sayer swinging his cock around. One would think that he would be able to inject a shred of intelligence or at least some refreshing variety into his impressive load of carbon-copied merde.

Cum dumpsters... ALL OF YOU :)

NINNIES!

naa ure all ok that was harsh but you know you're all cunts.

Well you're a gosh-darned cunt (http://xkcd.com/75/), so there!

What is this? Royal Rumble on Christopher Street?

You know what they say... there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

And you're the king of them all. Congratulations!

Have at me! I might as well be the first one to get stones thrown at.

~Bruno~

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

By posting here I am insulting myself and everyone else automatically.

Oh, nah, I just don't have the smarts to insult people and prefer not to as it would be a stupid insult that makes no sense. I know ppl in real life that they burn each other back and forth and well, they are good at it. I just stay out of it.

Example, I didn't even know what he was speaking of. How did you decode that? Because I was lost ??? with it.

If about half the people in this thread could be convinced to focus on developing the BTC economy, then great things will happen.
The other half of you might not be worthy of the effort it takes to come up with a good insult.

Nice, a thread that can't put you on anyones ignore list.:)

A normal thread on Bitcointalk....

http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=bd8021e


This thread( bubbles = foregoing participants)
http://www.tiikoni.com/tis/view/?id=10c581e

Fail... broken links  ;)

No insult needed.

Of course, it's sad how this thread is more civil than the average BitcoinTalk thread.

Of course, it's sad how this thread is more civil than the average BitcoinTalk thread.

Interesting observation! The worse that was said about me is that I have half a brain, and that was only in reference to my avatar.

No, Phinnaeus. no. I don't think that was a reference to your avatar.

You all talk like fags and your shits all retarded

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pe0rEJsZJX4/TbicJD2kH5I/AAAAAAAAAHo/EZmFiW2o8F0/s1600/ngbbs45e1e01da000d.jpg

You all talk like fags and your shits all retarded

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Pe0rEJsZJX4/TbicJD2kH5I/AAAAAAAAAHo/EZmFiW2o8F0/s1600/ngbbs45e1e01da000d.jpg

This is a weird topic..
Now i wait for a ton of insults  :D :D

In response to the email you sent my crippled brother last week, he told me to tell Andy that that'll be fine. I was wasn't privy to the content of the email, but by brother was all giddy.

What?

I don't send any email to him ..
That's a joke or what ??  ;D

Who cares? You were a great target for practice.

Aaaaah, now i understand  :D :D

You have a hamster for a mother. 

Hey, fish head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gar)! We're playing insult each other, not insult the guy above you or, in your case, some invisible ex-friend of yours.

Hey, fish head (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gar)! We're playing insult each other, not insult the guy above you or, in your case, some invisible ex-friend of yours.

Hey dumass, wtf are you even talking about? Lets try to make some sense next time, mkay?

I see guys, you disgrace yourselves just as good as you can, don't you?
Now try harder. There isn't much you can achieve, but every little helps.

Bloody Germans.

Well that is one opinion. Now let's translate it into german and ask again:

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/sandal

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/socken

Then let me rephrase:

The English speaking section of the internet does not think much of your penchant for wearing socks with sandals:

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/socks%20with%20sandals

Well done! I think that was a very good insult, for someone with your obvious disadvantages in life. Keep trying!

You have nothing better to do than read this post.   :D

I appreciate the ease your post reminds me I have better things to do, thank you.

"The best way to not feel hopeless is to get up and do something. Don’t wait for good things to happen to you. If you go out and make some good things happen, you will fill the world with hope, you will fill yourself with hope." ~Barack Obama

My puter dead cause enaled Java  :'( on Droid.

My puter dead cause enaled Java  :'( on Droid.

Sorry for posting this here earlier, but it was the best I could do with big fingers on a smartphone. (Maria like Mongo's fingers!)

Last night I disabled Java, then my screen went black on the laptop. Currently, I'm using the same laptop but with a different monitor. I have been noticing a pink hue during start-up of laptop lately, and have since discovered what I think my problem is. I need a blowjob!  ;D

I thought for sure that disabling Java was the cause. I have also learned that I don't have any restore points on this computer. I thought those were created automatically.

Feel free to call me an idiot.

~Bruno K~

 I need a blowjob!   ;D

Feel free to call me an idiot.

~Bruno K~

I hope all of your assholes grow taste buds!

I thought you were an intelligent person until I saw this:


Take your amorous needs somewhere else.

You have nothing better to do than read this post.   :D

You have a hamster for a mother. 

Your father carried the distinct smell of sambucus fruit.

I understand the sambucus fruit content, but can you detail for us the procreation process?

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110629052350/onlyonetv/images/3/3e/259487_10150234164726962_687766961_7893499_1815476_o.jpg
Ma and Pa Wagner

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CU9JzsKkL._SX500_.jpg

Hey look! Its Phinnaeus!!

littleshop has no brain and a small penis. he gets off abusing people will post counts lower than his. good job.

i can confirm, he did fuck 3 goats a sheep and 2 dozen small rodents.

my balls and dick are fully functional. i can squirt you in the face and stick it in your ass if you would like to test me and confirm if they are functioning properly.

would you like to confirm?

You have two dads

Your mother uses SolidCoin.

Yes, to buy sex with your dad. She says she's never met any man who seems to like to be fisted quite as much as he does.

Joke's on you, my dad is a cow. Your mom is into fisting bovine assholes!