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Professionally made and tuned PSU paperclip jumpers. Highest performance possible.

https://i.imgur.com/wSkq98x.jpg

$15 each, bulk available. Free shipping.

Are they cryo-treated? Also, they don't seemed marked. How will I know which end goes to green and which end goes to black?

Cryo-treated for sure, oxygen free metal, laser cut and measured. Figuring out which end goes green/black is of paramount importance. Each unit is laser etched and colored for ease of identification

If you want to setup your PSU correctly these are a must have. Accepting orders, again bulk available.

SCAM!  Doesn't have his forum name on the paper in the picture.

Do these help with overclocking?  What cgminer flags should I use after I install them?

Do they help with overclocking? They are essential to proper overclocking and getting the most from your PSU and mining rigs. The only cgminer flag you should use is the checkered-flag, because you are a winner when you go with these clips.

Thanks for interest, questions welcomed.

No need for that kind of talk.

Simply admit that you want to get in on these units but they are a bit out of your price range. We can setup some sort of layaway / escrow / payment plan. I don't discriminate.

This must be a joke, $15 for a piece of paperclip?

this clips are crypto compatible clips, not usual paper clips

Where do you ship from? Does the free shipping include international orders?

I've been using pieces of regular paperclip to jumper my psu's for years.

I used to do that too, but I've had way too many burn up. Not worth it.

In for 10000, send me a PM to work out details.  Not even going to ask for a bulk discount, I can see that these are obviously of the highest quality available and you're likely selling right at break-even cost.

Oh you didn't mention layaway in your OP

Unless I'm thinking wrong, consumer-grade paperclips aren't usually rated for PSUs over about 500W. High-power units need a much stouter clip to really work well long-term. I couldn't find any for reasonable, is why I started using server PSUs that don't require paperclips - but these could be a game changer.

i feel sorry for your PSUs. do not use regular paperclip ever!

I was a beta tester for these, and let me tell you.. They rock. My power is more stable, efficiency is up, and there is much less ripple.

It's kind of like when V-TEC kicks in, yo.

Ships from the East Coast. Standard, priority, or they can be sent overnight as I know how it gets out there.

Will PM to arrange shipping etc. Thank you and you have made one of the most important tech purchases of your life.

They are very close to break-even cost. Absolutely no expense is spared in materials, production, finish.... etc etc etc.
This is my calling in life!

Can you ship ground, or at least in a lead lined packing materiel? I'm worried about the increase in radiation experienced during a commercial flight affecting the performance of the jumper.

Which model do you recommend?

A few thoughts - first, these would never fly commercial. Ever. And I'm glad you mentioned it - these are, of course, impervious to radiation.

Individual lockable flight cases house each pin as it leaves the workshop, full foam protection inside. Again... absolutely no detail has been overlooked.

Which is more beautiful, a sunrise or a sunset? Each pin is simple, subtle perfection.

Please pm me with a PSU list and myself, or someone on the team, will make sure you get the right clips.

Where do you get your starting materials from?

I'm guessing that's likely to be a trade secret and you may not get an answer(I certainly wouldn't tell you if I had a line on such high-grade raw materials), but I'm curious to know the source myself!

I had a friend in materials engineering use an XRF spectrometer on the photo from the OP, and I know I shouldn't be sharing this, but the jumpers are made of [Edited by Moderator.  DO NOT disclose trade secrets or further punishment including permanent BAN will result].   This is some pretty incredible stuff, it has all the properties needed to dissipate heat, maintain consistent resistance, regulate current and sustain impacts.  I can't believe nobody came to market with this product before.  Why don't you out-source to China instead and save yourself the labour costs?  You could easily get the price down to sub $12 a piece.

Because supporting the domestic economy is far less evil than promoting slavery?

Happy you disclosed the undeniable quality and performance - without compromising my operations. Trade secretes, intellectual property, the list goes on.

I refuse to outsource manufacturing - these will always be made in the USA. Thank you, but I'm proud to provide jobs here at home.  

Ok sounds like these are considerably different to regular paperclips I apologise for my ignorance.

Good luck with your sales :).

Any chance I could pay extra for some custom etching? I want my public and private keys etched onto each clip.

Absolutely no need to apologize.

Overnight the entire game changed and I am sincerely happy that you were here to take part. In fact, those that posted in the thread will receive special offers from beta testing to prototype reviews. And if the math is right... this venture may be funded by a select few requiring small outlays with dotcom heyday returns expected.

Thanks for your well wishes!

When it comes to taking care of the customer that is absolutely, without a doubt, our second priority.

Providing the absolute finest and most reliable clip technology is our priority. Period.

Now, of course custom etching is available. Please pm with samples / designs / ideas of the etchings, and expected quantity ordered. A member of the design team will be in touch shortly to review and discuss your ideas. After, a number of designs and renderings will be presented for your review and approval. After sufficient testing your clips will be delivered exactly to spec.

Thank you

Will you be able to offer custom color options?

Are these units UL certified?

This thread has literally made my week. Yeah I know I must lead a boring life.

Would these clips help with the 174.3 volts we found in our phone punch down board today? It tickled the fingers pretty good when we touched it.

Put one of these next to your phone system and you'll be golden. No need for physical contact, mere presence is enough. Fairly certain these will prevent the NSA from snooping on you too, they're just that fabulous.

Ordered a few 0140s for older GPU rig @ >1kW draw. Works great and high-diameter clips act as a powerful heatsink with the free active cooling attachment OP allowed me to trial. A+++ seller.

Any chance you can do a .999 silver one to match my cock piercing?

Hello!

 If you need an European distributor, please contact me via email:

        I'm_theMAN@forsure.yes

Thank you and have a nice day!
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Hi, thanks very much for your inquiry.

No

Thank you!

Kluge,

Excited to have you on board and pleased the 0140s are working out for you. As thanks, we'd like to send some prototypes your way. Feel free to share your thoughts, but if you could keep us up to date with your actual performance numbers that will only help us help you - and all of our customers.

We will be in touch!

Thanks all for your interest. At this time we are taking the clips off-market for up to two weeks. Having agreed to meet with Prestige Worldwide we are anticipating security, R&D, as well as marketing proposals.

Back soon!

That's a shame :D