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Title: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on January 16, 2015, 08:10:10 PM
My top 5 would be:


1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht

2: The French Connection: Tokio

3: Fat Frappaccino

4: Moron. The Movie.

5: The Neverending Goxxing.

6: ?


(inspired by reddit)


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: arvindr on January 16, 2015, 08:11:23 PM
The 5th one "The Neverending Goxxing"  sounds good.


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Bobsurplus on January 16, 2015, 08:21:44 PM
1-Missing Coins.
2-Goxxed and got away with it.
3-A Jew, a Bitcoin and a dream.
4-BitGoxxed


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Flashman on January 16, 2015, 08:29:31 PM
Goxxed!

And we need to get Jack Black to play Karpeles

Preferably with a lot of breaking 4th wall, telling us how clever he is at various junctures.


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: redsn0w on January 16, 2015, 08:30:49 PM
My top 5 would be:


1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht

2: The French Connection: Tokio

3: Fat Frappaccino <<<< Absolutely I will choice this title.

4: Moron. The Movie.

5: The Neverending Goxxing.

6: ?


(inspired by reddit)


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Winner on January 16, 2015, 08:30:55 PM
Fatcoin


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: elasticband on January 16, 2015, 08:30:58 PM
goxed: to the moon and back again


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: cheekychap on January 16, 2015, 08:34:57 PM
My top 5 would be:


1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht

2: The French Connection: Tokio

3: Fat Frappaccino

4: Moron. The Movie.

5: The Neverending Goxxing.

6: ?


(inspired by reddit)

The Neverending Goxxing.
If the latest speculation about him being DRP comes out to be true .


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: QuestionAuthority on January 16, 2015, 08:50:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/GTjdalr.jpg


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: elasticband on January 16, 2015, 08:52:11 PM

french men can't count


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Madness on January 16, 2015, 08:52:56 PM
My top 5 would be:


1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht

2: The French Connection: Tokio

3: Fat Frappaccino

4: Moron. The Movie.

5: The Neverending Goxxing.

6: ?


(inspired by reddit)

4: Moron. The Movie. for sure  ;D


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: QuestionAuthority on January 16, 2015, 08:58:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Zf88XgY.jpg


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: redsn0w on January 16, 2015, 08:59:20 PM

You are a  genius  ;D , I thought it was better a poll  (maybe someone can create a new thread and add the poll).


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: gogxmagog on January 16, 2015, 09:01:05 PM
Whatever the title might be (I like Never Ending Goxxing) The lead actor who portrays Karpeles is crucial! People have been promoting Johna Hill (yes he's fat, but beyond that he doesnt look a thing like Mark) and even Patrick Bateman (not even close) But no one except me seems to be able to see the sheer brilliance of having Patrick Roach, The actor who plays Randy BoBandy on The Trailer Park Boys, play Karpeles. Think about it, Pat/Randy looks a LOT like M. Karpeles, hes a gifted comic actor, and already is used to playing a fat, stupid, dull-witted, obstinant, seedy, greedy (for cheeseburgers) petty crook and male prostitute LOL.
If you have never witnessed Trailer Park Boys in action, you are missing out on some of the funniest television comedy Canada has ever produced. Start with season one...and ENJOY!
heres a "Best of" clip of Randy BoBandy played by Patrick Roach...watch it and tell me the guy is not Mark Karpeles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uch7T6arVbs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uch7T6arVbs)

here's Pat Roach doing a Q&A in character as ex-prostitute/cheeseburger addict Randy Bobandy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6LkF6iv_w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6LkF6iv_w)


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: start the art on January 16, 2015, 09:02:18 PM
That man is digital mucho
 ???!or a bitcoin hooligan!


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: QuestionAuthority on January 16, 2015, 09:11:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gUwm3j2.jpg


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Bit_Happy on January 16, 2015, 09:16:33 PM
Chubby Blubber stole your coins.

Fools Rush Into the Gox

CIA Patsies Gone Wild.


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: UsernameBitcoin on January 16, 2015, 09:18:07 PM
Super Size Me


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Meuh6879 on January 16, 2015, 09:38:53 PM
btw ... karpeles is already in "the rise and rise of bitcoin" ... movie.  ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H6QuIv8OSI
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img538/5426/phWMaF.jpg


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Flashman on January 16, 2015, 09:44:14 PM
btw ... karpeles is already in "the rise and rise of bitcoin" ... movie.  ;)[/img]

Yah, but he plays a "pillar of the community", successful CEO, in that one.


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: freequant on January 16, 2015, 09:51:07 PM
The Goxfather


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on January 16, 2015, 09:56:39 PM
The Apple Pie Man


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: colinistheman on January 16, 2015, 09:58:49 PM
MtGod: Manipulator of the Bitcoin Market


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: ChuckBuck on January 16, 2015, 09:59:52 PM
There can only be one movie title for this brilliant evil genius mastermind...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/28/article-2570159-1BE54E9F00000578-358_634x908.jpg


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on January 16, 2015, 10:32:45 PM
Ōkami of Tokyo


<Photoshop of disc needed!>


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Nagle on January 17, 2015, 12:32:31 AM
"The Fall of Bitcoin"


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Flashman on January 17, 2015, 12:55:36 AM
Howabout...

"Our Butts have Blue Balls: Inside a RPG Card trading empire turned bitcoin scam."


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: AGD on January 17, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
"Scum"


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: kresu on January 17, 2015, 02:44:02 PM
"Mark of the Beast"?

Do I win something?


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: tokeweed on January 17, 2015, 04:20:12 PM
FIGHT CLUB PART DEUX

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/419230650/randy1_400x400.jpg


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: TheDreadPirateDickstein on January 17, 2015, 04:23:10 PM
1: Alfonse Capona Nippon

2: Me so sorry.

3: Shinku Hadouken!



OK, but for real...it would be....Breaking BTC


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: BombaUcigasa on January 17, 2015, 06:07:31 PM
1. I am sorry!

2. The coins are gone!

3. Who took my frappuccino?

4. Thou shall not commit sudoku!

5. PHP is teh shizzle!

5. I am not Satoshi... I mean, DPR!


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: cellard on January 17, 2015, 06:12:56 PM
Catch me if you can


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on January 17, 2015, 08:03:45 PM
Karpele$: The MalleaBTCility Man


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: BombaUcigasa on January 17, 2015, 08:32:06 PM
Karpele$: The MalleaBTCility Man
^ this

Avengers 2016: Karpeles Man, The Malleable Attacker and The Frappuccino!


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: cakebet on January 17, 2015, 08:33:19 PM
Soonish


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: gogxmagog on January 17, 2015, 08:45:15 PM
"Scum"

Hehe there's already a movie called scum though. Great 70s borstal flick, it's actually Ray Winstone's first film. It's awesome.

As for Karpeles... Frapp Me If You Can ???


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on January 17, 2015, 08:56:04 PM
My top 5 would be:


1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht

2: The French Connection: Tokio

3: Fat Frappaccino

4: Moron. The Movie.

5: The Neverending Goxxing.

6: ?


(inspired by reddit)

4: Moron. The Movie. for sure  ;D

that is my favourite too  ;D


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: ReserviorHunt on January 17, 2015, 08:57:17 PM
Fatass and his Coins: The Mt.Gox Swindle


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Shibashi Nikamoto on January 20, 2015, 08:00:39 AM
Karpeles: the Frappucino man


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: redsn0w on January 20, 2015, 08:16:29 AM
Karpeles: the Frappucino man


Or : where is my Frappuccino ?     ;D


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: Flashman on January 20, 2015, 02:07:32 PM
Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...

Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: poisenrang on January 20, 2015, 05:51:51 PM
The 5th one "The Neverending Goxxing"  sounds good.

same for me haha cant really think of an title:p


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: (oYo) on January 21, 2015, 01:57:19 AM
Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...

Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
This is priceless. ;D :'( ;D

The (Magical)Tux(edo)
The (New) Running Man
(Another) Dead Man Walking
Smooth As Silk
The People Vs. Mark Karpeles


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: LiteCoinGuy on January 25, 2015, 09:53:20 AM
Fat Man Walking


Title: Re: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it?
Post by: cakebet on February 05, 2015, 08:35:51 PM
How about: 

We'll Deal With It On Monday

or Chasing Bitcoins

or About a Tux