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Title: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on July 18, 2012, 07:02:06 PM
http://tinyurl.com/pirate40


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: BrightAnarchist on July 18, 2012, 07:03:51 PM
http://tinyurl.com/pirate40

Ah hahahha nice :)


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: mcorlett on July 18, 2012, 07:04:38 PM
Does the shortened URL point to some kind of affiliate program?


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: schnell on July 18, 2012, 07:04:55 PM
LOL


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: rjk on July 18, 2012, 07:05:57 PM
http://intranet.greenwood-management.com/landing_page1_1138.html?gclid=CNHlhpT0o7ECFSgbQgodBFITmw <-- it goes here


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: notme on July 18, 2012, 07:06:06 PM
http://tinyurl.com/pirate40

Ah... so money does grow on trees.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/176027/investment-guide2.gif


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: randomguy7 on July 18, 2012, 07:07:57 PM
Does the shortened URL point to some kind of affiliate program?

A cookie you get. And Matthew gets an ignore ;)


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: Piper67 on July 18, 2012, 07:08:11 PM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: notme on July 18, 2012, 07:08:37 PM
http://tinyurl.com/pirate40

But but but, it's per annum.

He also uses his time machine to take future profits back in time to reinvest.


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: rjk on July 18, 2012, 07:08:56 PM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D
Fail, "paper" money is actually made from cotton and linen.


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: finkleshnorts on July 18, 2012, 07:16:42 PM
Does the shortened URL point to some kind of affiliate program?

A cookie you get. And Matthew gets an ignore ;)


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: schnell on July 18, 2012, 07:17:41 PM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D
Fail, "paper" money is actually made from cotton and linen.
Really? Ours is made from vegetables :P
(uk)


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: Portnoy on July 18, 2012, 07:22:18 PM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D
Fail, "paper" money is actually made from cotton and linen.
Really? Ours is made from vegetables :P
(uk)

Ours is made of plastic ( Canada )
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic (http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic)

Not just the 100s but the new 50s as well.


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on July 18, 2012, 08:18:51 PM
Does the shortened URL point to some kind of affiliate program?

A cookie you get. And Matthew gets an ignore ;)

SO SENSITIVE. Is your hair soft too?   :-*


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: OmegaNemesis28 on July 18, 2012, 08:21:16 PM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D
Fail, "paper" money is actually made from cotton and linen.
Really? Ours is made from vegetables :P
(uk)

Ours is made of plastic ( Canada )
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic (http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic)

Not just the 100s but the new 50s as well.

http://gawker.com/5925935/canadas-money-might-be-melting

Fantastic technology.


Title: Re: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: ElectricMucus on July 18, 2012, 08:29:07 PM
that pic is priceless


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: randomguy7 on July 18, 2012, 08:43:30 PM
Does the shortened URL point to some kind of affiliate program?

A cookie you get. And Matthew gets an ignore ;)

SO SENSITIVE. Is your hair soft too?   :-*

Welcome back to the living nonignored. Hopefully you learned something from you off time! (lool) ;D


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: Matthew N. Wright on July 18, 2012, 08:50:49 PM
Does the shortened URL point to some kind of affiliate program?

A cookie you get. And Matthew gets an ignore ;)

SO SENSITIVE. Is your hair soft too?   :-*

Welcome back to the living nonignored. Hopefully you learned something from you off time! (lool) ;D

lol. I've learned my lesson (and moved this to Off-Topic)


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: Portnoy on July 18, 2012, 08:53:16 PM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D
Fail, "paper" money is actually made from cotton and linen.
Really? Ours is made from vegetables :P
(uk)

Ours is made of plastic ( Canada )
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic (http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic)

Not just the 100s but the new 50s as well.

http://gawker.com/5925935/canadas-money-might-be-melting

Fantastic technology.

That's not a bug but a feature.  Encourages people to spend them in the Great White North rather
than taking them to hotter climes down South.  Of course it is best to store them in ones igloo
rather than on the dashboard of ones car on a sunny day in summer.    ;D


Title: Re: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: grantbdev on July 18, 2012, 08:57:42 PM
"Trees do not pay attention to market sentiment"

I almost fell out of my chair :D


Title: Re: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: grue on July 18, 2012, 10:02:35 PM
this site makes no sense
Quote
  • Trees physically grow increasing in size and value
  • Timber is a finite resource and global commodity
those two points contradict each other.


Title: Re: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: myrkul on July 18, 2012, 10:39:04 PM
this site makes no sense
Quote
  • Trees physically grow increasing in size and value
  • Timber is a finite resource and global commodity
those two points contradict each other.

Not exactly. The first item does not say "infinitely". The second does not say "rare". Both statements are entirely true.


Title: Re: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 19, 2012, 03:11:17 AM
http://tinyurl.com/pirate40

Quote
Please note that the above mentioned yield rates are based on past performance. Please be aware that the value of investments can not only rise but fall, the forest may burn down, or we may abandon this project all together, leaving investors on their own to figure out where we claimed to have planted the trees.

Please visit our sister site, Gage Lumber, if you are interested in purchasing lumber via Bitcoin, taking delivery at some point in the future.

I like this site! I'll now read the rest of this thread to make sure that what I wrote above hasn't already been posted.

~Cackling Bear~


Title: Re: I've discovered how pirate is offering 7%
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on July 19, 2012, 03:26:16 AM

No, it doesn't. Paper comes from trees, you use paper to print money... ergo, money comes from trees.  ;D
Fail, "paper" money is actually made from cotton and linen.
Really? Ours is made from vegetables :P
(uk)

Ours is made of plastic ( Canada )
http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic (http://matadornetwork.com/abroad/canadas-100-dollar-bills-now-made-of-plastic)

Not just the 100s but the new 50s as well.

http://gawker.com/5925935/canadas-money-might-be-melting

Fantastic technology.

That's not a bug but a feature.  Encourages people to spend them in the Great White North rather
than taking them to hotter climes down South.  Of course it is best to store them in ones igloo
rather than on the dashboard of ones car on a sunny day in summer.    ;D

And plastic comes from oil. Canadian paper money is made from bitumen, which can be exchanged to MintChip, which can be used to purchase bitcoins. Ergo, bitumen-->Bitcoin. On a related note, Canadians have started to lock their doors for fear of having their intellectual property stolen.


Title: Re: Is this how pirate is offering 7%?
Post by: repentance on July 19, 2012, 05:44:02 AM
It's not entirely different from how I thought he might be doing it.  They both involve South America, anyway.