The issue is energy in = energy out.
Making a compact device which requires large amounts of energy isn't tough but cooling it is. It is going to require massive airflow. So think pair of 5970 with fans @ 100% and some Delta screamers @ 80 db forcing hundreds of cubic feet of air per minute into the case. Maybe another Delta screamer out the "exhaust" grill to lower air pressure.
Sitting on your desk I would imagine that will be very obnoxious. There is a reason my 5970 farm is in in the garage.
Also stealing is stealing. If I ask my employer can I charge my android phone or kindle at work they would say "no problem". If I say can I plug this loud, hot, power guzzling device that produces $500 per month for me and consumes $100 in company electricty I doubt they would say "no problem".
I haven't check yet but I am pretty sure they wouldn't like it.
With watercooling you could get the noise down but you greatly increase the cost and complexity and stealing is still stealing.