OMFG...
Thanks a lot for the reply!
I find it utterly asinine that this procedure is referred to in security tutorials and outlined on Ubuntu's site yet it doesn't work.
**** Perhaps the stickied security tutorial above should be updated to reflect this so more idiots like me wanting to learn about Bitcoin usage don't spend hours pointlessly trying to conjure-up some magical bootable USB drive? ****
It's apparent to me that Bitcoin will continue to be the somewhat exclusive "money" of "geeks" and the computer savvy until it's simplified to the point that one doesn't have to be a software engineer or computer programmer to use it securely.
I have no idea what vmware or virtual box is and after spending hours on this bootable USB drive fiasco I'm not about to waste more time on it.
Thanks again for your reply bruj0 , sincerely!
"Un-fucking-believable" - Gordon Ramsay