It's still closer than most people live to the beach... 

Take my phone out of my pocket, navigate, log in using secure password, send bitcoin, wait, wait, wait, txn complete, vendor waits, waits, waits, shows up in blockchain, waits, waits, waits, waits, confirmations, leave store 15 minutes later.

Alternatively - use fiat credit card, 30 seconds, out of there.

Confirmations need to be quicker as well. I understand this will come with time if more people start mining, but still - if more miners appear, more users will appear and the load will be the same.

I am looking for Bitfury V2 chips.

I am offering US$0.20/GH, so for example 32 chips * 3.8 GH/s * 0,20 = US$24.32. (I know not many of these chips reach 3.8 GH/s, but it's the official number and as such used for price calculation only).

If you don't like the price I am offering:
1. KnC is selling their chips for US$0.15/GH (https://www.kncminer.com/products/knc-28nm-sha256-processor)
2. you can always send me a PM with your asking price and the number of chips you want to sell.

I'll arrange the shipment, you just need to give me the address of the closest FedEx drop-off and bring it there.

Are you serious? Is it possible to buy a land in Hawaii for just 10 BTC??If that's the truth than I could buy off a lot of land if i were there

No escrow needed.. loool

please. Buyer demand escrow

Ok then I will stop and take your word for it that he isn't carsen...